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sedlex · 10 months
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proxolagist · 8 months
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alectology-archive · 1 year
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help?
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hurtcomforted · 3 months
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Men are characters, women are archetypes.
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lilacponds · 1 year
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keebwee · 8 months
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every week or so i remember that things i experience are not normal and actually thats so funny to me. i go about my life doing these things daily and thinking about them constantly and that is not a normal thing
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dawnleaf37 · 9 months
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why did . why did the owner of the marrio heritage posts blog contact and then block me
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shagpaboloutpost · 1 year
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When the dust of the clone wars settles, the clones at the outpost hang on there a little longer. They're kind of an afterthought, like always, and although their chips are active the lack of proximity to any Jedi means nobody really notices much. Hardy feels vindicated that her distaste for the Jedi has been "proven."
Eventually, though, as the Empire's relationship to the Hutts keeps shifting, they are reassigned and natborn Stormtroopers take over. By this point Cori is dead, doing something that wouldn't have been dangerous if they'd been properly supplied out here. When the war first ended a few of them tossed around the idea that maybe they'd get to go somewhere they chose, live lives outside the army; by the time the Stormtroopers come even Starcatcher has given up on that.
When Wraith is packing up, he finds a datachip hidden in his desk, the one he inherited from Quaver. Quaver kept hologram logs his entire time there, recording his attempts to learn about the Hutts' business and movements in case it could be of use to the Republic. Nobody, not even Widow or Tyrant, had any idea about these logs, even if they knew about Quaver's investigation.
The first recording is just Quaver explaining what he is doing and why, in case it is found instead of handed over to his superiors. It ends with him saying "and no matter why you're watching this, when you judge me, you should remember I do everything for the Republic."
Fever slipped into the office without Wraith noticing and caught the speech. She slips back out before he notices her and deserts that day. When Wraith does his headcount as they're leaving he tries to hide that she's gone, but Rattler speaks up - he's not about to forgive her for leaving him, not as close as they had been as cadets.
Wraith slowly works his way through the rest of Quaver's recordings, the only thing that keeps his mind off the fact that he's just another foot soldier now instead of a leader of a base. He gets shot by a rebel soldier before he makes it to Quaver's last log.
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herbgerblin · 3 months
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Something something, tumblr's only joke
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ID: An illustration of a small flower fairy flying next to a walrus. The fairy points with one hand to the left and the other to the right, saying, "I'll try these doors, you try those, and maybe we'll find someone who can help!" The walrus replies, "Okie dokie." End ID
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sleepyyghostt · 4 months
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inspired by the scariest words my dm has ever said to me and the subsequent coolest (AND SCARIEST) scene of my life
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crehador · 5 months
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so when food is too salty we might say "打死卖盐的" basically meaning "did you beat the salt merchant to death" but one time in an attempt to be a little polite and a little funny to the chef (my mother) i said "……是不是又跟卖盐的有矛盾了" meaning "are you... having a dispute with the salt merchant again" and now it's a whole thing in my family
anyway point being there has been another altercation with the salt merchant
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cahootings · 7 months
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“their relationship is too deep to be sexual” what’s deeper than dick in hole. please tell me
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bamsara · 9 months
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"the 'power of love' trope is such an overused and cliche gimmick" i do not care i will love it always and forever. love prevails and explodes the enemy
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exoflash · 6 months
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a concerning amount of witchblr will be like "um actually new years was stolen by europeans from the ancient god scroobus mcdoobus" and then you actually try to research scroobus mcdoobus and it turns out he was invented in the 1940s by a conspiracy theorist who powdered every meal with ketamine and thinks that queer people are reincarnated fish
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bixels · 6 months
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Baffled.
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aleatoryw · 1 year
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getting blazed as fuck in public, thinking "boy I sure hope no one knows how high I am right now", and then having the jumpscare of your life when duolingo gives you this notification
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