Kate: Artist & Photographer: "After her successful charitable ventures, Kate decided that she wanted to spread her wings & handed in her notice at Jigsaw... [Kate interned w/ photographers Mario Testino in NYC & Alistair Morrison]

"Kate approached me when she was at university to come & do a little bit of work w/her & we've kept in touch. She is very, very good, and it shows. She takes very beautiful, detailed photographs. She has a huge talent and a great eye. I'm sure she will go far." Alistair Morrison¹

¹Kate The Making of a Princess by Claudia Joseph p259

"the 18-year-old, who was a keen photographer...a promising artist as well as a talented photographer, Kate had left Marlborough College that summer with an A grade in art at A level under her belt"²

"Kate had applied to study art history at several universities and it was almost a given that she would spend a portion of her gap year in Italy...a 12-week course in Italian at the world-renowned British Institute. She was one of about a dozen girls in her class at the Institute, "³

² ³Kate The Making of a Princess by Claudia Joseph p141-142

Me and who

Dustin stormed into the Munson's new home after biking over from his own house after he walked in on his mother and Wayne.

"Eddie! You'll never believe who's fucking my mom!" Dustin shrieked. "Wait, why are you in bed in the middle of the day?"

"Someone's been fucking your mom, you say?" Eddie asked, his blanket up to his chin. "Which one?"

"Which mom? Oh, hilarious. Very funny. I'm talking about my mom-mom. Not Steve," Dustin rolled his eyes. "I left Mike's to grab my folder when I saw my mother being defiled by your uncle!"

"I knew he was seeing someone! Get it, Uncle Wayne!" Eddie cackled.

"That's my mom and your uncle!" Dustin exclaimed.

"And I'm happy for them. As you should be because you know what this means, don't you? It means that if this works out, then we could be family!" Eddie exclaimed.

"Oh shit! That's true," Dustin grinned, and then he frowned. "I just wished that I found out differently. I also wish that I didn't know that your uncle had a tattoo on his ass!"

"Okay! Thanks for branding that image into my head!" Eddie exclaimed. "Now, get out of here!"

"Why?" Dustin asked.

Suddenly, there was movement under the blanket. Dustin's eyes widened when he saw Steve roll out of the blanket completely naked.

"Did you say something, Eds? I gotta piss," Steve said sleepily, and then his eyes widened when he saw Dustin. "Shit! Dustin!"

Steve dove quickly under the blankets again.

"You need to leave, butthead, because I plan on going for round two with your other mother!" Eddie yelled at him.

Dustin shrieked and hurried to leave.

"How did I manage to walk in on not one but two Munsons getting down with the people I love?!" Dustin yelled.

"Because you don't know how to use doors, asshole!" Steve exclaimed.

Eddie giggled as the front door slammed closed.

"Poor kid," he grinned.

"What happened?" Steve asked.

"He walked in on Wayne getting freaky with Claudia," he snickered.

"Wayne and Claudia? Good for them. They both deserve it," Steve said.

"Good for us," Eddie said and kissed him.

this photoshoot changed my life

Hey! Im so happy there is a Klonnie blog! If it was Bonnie that had the miracle baby instead of Hayley, what would their fancast be? Also what ideas do you have for klonnie baby names? (assuming they dont just go with Hope)

glad there’s a fandom to boost up this ship with! I’m going to take a page out some of my mutuals book and go with Bailey Bass. I can see earthy-themed, cottagecore, old-school, classical and Nordic names for their child.

On to Bailey’s casting she has Kat's heart shaped face and JM's dimples. Kat/Bonnie's brown/green eyes. She’s a good cast. She’s already played a vampire before as Claudia. Here’s some visuals.

Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Claudia Schiffer for GQ magazine - April 2008

Claudia Schiffer and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in "Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down" for GQ Magazine shot by Ellen Von Unwerth (2008)

I NEED THIS TO BE ME AND HIM

joseph gordon levitt marry me🎀🎀

I received a book for Christmas: Kate Middleton Princess in Waiting.

The author, Claudia Joseph, seems to be a REAL journalist. While the others are losing their collective minds, Jordan has chosen to share a bit of history about Catherine's ancestors.

In Catherine's biography, Joseph writes that after the big Wills & Kate split, Catherine received loads of letters which were very comforting to her during that hard season. It made me think of all the mail she's receiving during this hard season. I pray her heart is comforted and at peace.

I think Claudia Joseph used a 2005 photo of Miss Kate Middleton

https://www.tumblr.com/princesscatherinemiddleton/743844369104322560/miss-catherine-middleton-accompanied-prince?source=share

Dustin is talking to Claudia, Eddie, and Steve about how he won an award for school.

Dustin: Now, there is going to be a ceremony. Please don't embarrass me.

Steve: Don't talk to your mother like that.

Dustin: Yeah, I wasn't talking to her.

Eddie: What?! You're talking to us?

Steve: Frankly, I am offended that you would even think we would do that.

A few days later. . .

They sat in the audience as Dustin walked across the stage. They stood up. They were both wearing a t shirt with his face on it with dad shorts, high white shocks, and white sneakers.

Eddie: *sobbing loudly* That's our boy!

Steve: *Jonathan's video camera was on his shoulder* We are SO proud of you, sweetie! You're doing great!

Eddie: *dramatic sobs getting louder* OUR BOY!

Dustin is glaring at them while Claudia is giggling madly in her seat. He was NOT happy when he walked over to them.

Claudia: Oh, honey, I think if you had just left it alone, they wouldn't have done anything.

Dustin: . . . Mom, are you wearing a shirt too?

Claudia: Oh, I thought it was so cute that the boys made me one, too. Aren't they thoughtful? Oh, I wish it wasn't illegal for them to get married. It just seems downright silly.

Dustin rolled his eyes. It was hard to stay mad at his mom when she said stuff like that.

I DON'T NEED YOUR ROSES, I LIKE MEN ON THEIR KNEES

Humans, however, can't live very long without some sense of a continuing story. Such stories go beyond the limited rational system with which you surround yourself; they are crucial keys to sharing time-experience with others. Now a narrative is a story, not a logic, nor ethics, nor philosophy. It is a dream you keep having, whether you realize it or not. Just as surely as you breathe, you go on ceaselessly dreaming your story. And in these stories you wear two faces. You are simultaneously subject and object. You are a whole and you are a part. You are real and you are shadow. "Storyteller" and at the same time "character". It is through such multilayering of roles in our stories that we heal the loneliness of being an isolated individual in the world. Yet without a proper ego nobody can create a personal narrative, any more than you can drive a car without an engine, or cast a shadow without a real physical object. But once you've consigned your ego to someone else, where on earth do you go from there? At this point you receive a new narrative from the person to whom you have entrusted your ego. You've handed over the real thing, so what comes back is a shadow. And once your ego has merged with another ego, your narrative will necessarily take on the narrative created by that ego. (Haruki Murakami)

"tie me up, tie me down" - joseph gordon-levitt & claudia schiffer for GQ april 2008

tie me up, tie me down (2008)

joseph gordon levitt and claudia schiffer for gq