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ghoulinfuschia · 1 month
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Hi lmao
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spoiledlbleach · 3 months
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russian cyrillic alphabet for anyone who asked! it's gonna be hell of a ride but that's what you asked for kekw
So the cyrillic alphabet was based on the greek alphabet just like the latin alphabet and therefore theres a lot of greek letters in russian
disclaimer for reading rules (you can skip this part)
i need to mention that the russian letters denote sounds but in russian theres such a phonetical phenomenon called reduction and you can hear this as a part of russian accent in english when bed sound like bet, fog like foc, sob like sop etc (b, d, g & others at the end -> p, t, k). Also o, a, e vowels are pronounced differently in different parts of the word... And sadly for russian learners the stress on the words is flexible and changes bc of different reasons. And theres no way you can see stress marks on the words except if youre looking at them in the dictionary.. yeah. So if the pronunciation doesnt make sense thats why
There are 33 letters in russian alphabet. P.s. ['] means its a soft, palatalized sound, like british l in a word village
Аа - basic, its the 'ah' sound (Алфавит [ahl-fah-v'EEt] -> alphabet)
Бб - the capital letter looks like B without the head and the lowercase one looks like 6 for some. You were right when you thought that it looks like B because its the 'b' sound! (Буква [bOOk-va] -> letter, краб [crahp, no not crap] -> crab)
Вв - looks like B, right? that's a v. Imagine it like this emoji :B this silly lil guy looks like theyre saying vvvvv. (Вишня [v'EEsh-n'ya] -> cherry)
Гг - upside down L, its actually g, like a Бумеранг [boo-m'ee-rAHnk] -> boomerang. Another example, Гость [gohst']
Дд - that's a weird looking one, looks like a house and its Дом [dohm, not dom] in russian. Another example, друг [drook] -> друг
Ее - yeah. the pronunciation is yeah (Ель [yel'] -> spruce/christmas tree, деревня [d'ee-r'EHv- n'ya] -> village)
Ёё - the yeah brother! yo lmao (Ёж [yozh] -> hedgehog) its always stressed so no problems with that. btw if you ask me its the most hated letter. ppl dont put it where it should go and just leave e! wtf! its ё т-т)
Жж - looks like a bug and sounds like one. its zhhhh like in the word garage (Жук [zhook] -> bug, гараж [gah-rAHsh] -> garage, see the reduction there?)
Зз - ah yes the number 3. its the z sound actually (Змея [zm'ee-YA] -> snake, образ [OH-brahs] -> look, image, outfit)
Ии - backwords N is actually a vowel, its our ee sound! (Игра [EEg-rah] -> game)
Йй - и brother, the short и. its y- (Йогурт [yOH-gurt])
Кк - straight up k, always and ever, no example cuz its the same in every position and pretty straightforward
Лл - um... its an L.. idk how you should remember that... (Люстра [l'YOO-strah] -> chandelier]
Мм - an M (Медведь [m'eet-v'EHt'] -> bear)
Нн - you cannot laugh like that in russian, it would be not hahaha but nanana (Банан [bah-nAHn] -> banana]
Оо - oh (Облако [OH-blah-koh] -> cloud)
Пп - p sound (Папа [pAH-pah] -> papa, dad)
Рр - thats not p, its r (Русский алфавит [rOOsk'iy AHl-fah-v'eet] -> russian alphabet]
Сс - not c but s (Собака [cah-bAH-kah] -> dog)
Тт - T
Уу - not y but more like u/oo (Уже [oo-zhEH] -> already)
Фф - impaled o, almost like Q, yet it is ph/f (Фит [f'eet] = Fit)
Хх - never an x, its a h! xaxaxaxa
Цц - upside down п with a tail? erm alright its a ts (Цирк [tsyrk] -> circus)
Чч - upside down h, ch! (Что [shtoh] -> what, more like an exception; Человек [ch'eh-loh-v'EHk] -> person, human being, also чел is the way we say dude, also чувак [ch'oo-vAHk])
Шш - шшш quiet its a sh (Душ [doosh] -> shower]
Щщ - soft sh, sometimes transliterated as tsch or shch. jesus christ (Щека [sh'ee-kAH] -> cheek)
Ъъ - you cant pronounce that. its the glottal stop so you pronounce some sounds separately. like british water you would spell it with ъ in theory, waъer (Съел [s-yel] -> he have eaten; if there wasnt a ъ it would be pronounced [s'ehl] which mean he has sat down. different meaning)
Ыы - okay thats a tricky one. make this face 😬 and now make a sound. thats ы, ive marked it as y in the square brackets (Мы [my] -> we, us)
Ьь - cant pronounce that too. this one denotes the softness of the consonant sound
Ээ - ay without the y (=Эй)
Юю - you (Юбка [YOObkah] -> skirt)
Яя - ya, not backwards R (Яблоко [YAH-blah-koh] -> apple, Pommie ^_^)
Now try to write down your name or the name of a cc/npc/egg/other in russian ! you can leave them in the comments or in my ask box, id love to see you learning :D
some tips on transliterating:
ENGLISH w is generally у, can be в. q is к (qu is кв), j/g is дж, x is кс, h is г in the begging of the names/foreigh words like hannibal is ганнибал
SPANISH ñ is нь, pls google other cases
PORTUGUESE nh is нь, lh is ль, pls google other cases
general advice try transliterating like Fit -> Фит, so every letter/cluster of letters in the original language correlates with similar letter in russian. but in french portuguese and spanish you have to pay close attention to pronunciation, more than to the spelling cuz Ricardo will be Рикардо for spanish but Рикарду for portuguese etc etc
ok i hope you had fun with this long ass post ! ^_^
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lilgoblinbitch · 2 months
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the ones who live - ep. 5 SPOILERS!!!
hehehe it’s that time again for me to spill my emotions about this new episode :)
oh fuck me here we go
WHAT THE FUCK GABRIEL????? HOLY SHIT OMG OMG????? HELLO YOU CANT JUST LEAVE ME LIKE THAT
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richonne supply runs always give me life omfg. and their little dinners by the fire… UGH I CANNOT
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rick is so sexy jesus christ…
THE WAY HE LET HER GO FIRST THROUGH THE DOOR AAHHHH CHIVALRY IS NOT DEAD WHEN IT COMES TO RICK
OMFGGG HE SNUCK A NECKLACE FOR HER HELP
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stop it. THE BAKING SODA SPEARMINT CALLBACK
“I WAS IN LOVE WITH MY SONS BEST FRIEND”. i can’t take this fluff. this is literally fanfiction writing I LOVE IT
the views are absolutely gorgeous omg???
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EW WTF ARE THOSE LAST OF US LOOKIN ASS ZOMBIES
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yeah you're pulling a gun on the wrong people HAHAHA
my tv parents said “um yeah i don’t think so BITCH”
“i’m peeing” LMAO I WOULD TOO IF I SAW RICK GRIMES
“us against the world” period.
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GABRIEL WTF U DOING??? EW JADIS FUCK OFF GOODBYE
oh shit gabriel thinks rick’s dead and jadis is lying like the snake she is.
anne jadis whatever the fuck your name is — WAIT WHAT JADIS STOKES???? YOU NEVER MARRIED GABRIEL GOODBYE BITCH
AWWW RICK WANTING TO MARRY MICHONNE
gabriel is so wholesome i love him.
THIS EPISODE HAS MY HEART BEATING SO FAST LOL
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omfg not this cunt again. jadis just die please just give up.
jadis you done failed once again. how does it feel to be a LOSER?
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gabriel wtf why you kissing her… rosita did not die for that shit.
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WHAT? WHAT??????? DID SHE KILL GABRIEL???
“i will die for the cause” ok good. bye!
no one gives a fuck about the echelon briefing ya dumb cunt (no one = me, btw)
her logic literally makes no sense. killing people to save humanity? that TOTALLY makes sense
NO MICHONNE STOP. NOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO GO HOME :(
i will kms i swear. i can’t do this.
“you’ve looked better” LMAO
i hate jadis i hate jadis i hate jadis
YES SHE DYING HEHEHHE YAY
ok cool gabriel isn’t dead 👍
“the crm is not the answer and they must end” PERIOD.
AWWW THE RING wait okay i kinda like her now
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rick made his promise. he killed her. good job baby <3
AWWW STOP IT MY HEART. “it’s a broken world and you’re the only thing that puts it back together” IM CRYING PLEASE OMFG THEY GOT OFFICIALLY MARRIED YIPPIEEEE
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awww poor gabriel :(
well holy goddamn. that was a rollercoaster. so glad richonne is stronger than ever <3
hope everyone enjoyed this episode as much as i did (episode four is still my favorite tho)
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transphilza · 2 years
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<3
i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you i miss you so bad i miss you
yesterday i gradually felt better as the day progressed, today i gradually felt worse.. it’s still hard it’s still really hard
i haven’t been able to use social media normally at all since this whole thing. cant scroll my dash for more than five minutes at a time and i haven’t opened any other tab on youtube except the ‘library’ one…. it’s probably better and healthier like this anyway honestly. but it’s frustrating that my head is still so fucked up from this that i can’t stomach watching other people go on like normal
thought i wasn’t gonna cry today but i did, which is fine. i’ve been completely exhausted recently.. most of today i just laid in bed and did nothing. didn’t watch or listen to anything wasn’t able to sleep i just laid there and felt shitty
it’s what we’ve been talking about together for a while now, that whole balance between letting yourself feel bad vs the desperate desperate feeling of just wanting the bad feelings to stop already. hard to honor both of those at the same time. im trying.. all your kind words have helped
some part of me wants to make something else for him but another part of me feels like that one drawing was everything i had in me and now i’m just running on empty. that’s pretty much why he’s still all i can find it in me to post about, except wilbur and phil, which to my credit is what i thought would happen. everything just feels a bit impossible today
on a random note, why are americans fucking like this? it’s 9pm on july 3rd rn and my neighbors are launching fireworks. it’s literally not even the fourth yet. it’s not even Close. they’ve been doing it since it was still daylight out bro you couldn’t even SEE it WHYYYYYY
everything reminds me of him lately but. even though they’re annoying the fireworks do sort of remind me of ctechno hahaha
i keep wondering what ideas techno had in store for that temple he was building and if he told anyone about them. it’s really upsetting to me he didn’t get a chance to tell that story
alright. back to chilling. i’m gonna play toontown cause that helps me feel better :) thanks for over 10k notes on the art jesus christ man i’m grateful to have you all here
much love
❤️ cia
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princessclai · 1 year
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Watch "Tiny Tim - Tiptoe Through The Tulips" on YouTube
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DON'T FORGET TO GIVE THIS TO ME BFFFFFFFFFFFFF SHELBIE LORRAINE PORTER ST. GERMAINE SHELBIE LORRAINE PORTER-PORTEROFF
she loves tiny tim 🤮🤢🥵🤯⚓🐈‍⬛🐈🐇🐍🐉🐉🐍🐇🐈🐈‍⬛⚓🌦️☁️🌪️🐉🐍🐇🐈🐈‍⬛⚓⚓🐈‍⬛🐈🐇🐍🐉🌪️☁️🌦️❤️‍🩹🤫🤔🫢🤭🥱🤗🫣😱😶‍🌫️🌞🤮🤢🥶🥵🤯🤬😡❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🤎🖤😶‍🌫️
hahaha jk ily bitch u kno we love bdsm as best frien
sorry
i cant be
perfect
I LOVE YOU, DONNA PORTER.
THREE DAYS GRACE
no Sam that's christian
lol so if flyleaf shelbie snitch bitch witch satan trash but I'm satam ugh BLASPHEMY
STOP BULLYING MY BROS BITCHASS GERMAINESAINTGERMAN AND ARYANARYAN HOESHOSE BREWJOBREWNOS LOSERS
ugh i quit u all kno i love twilight and harry potter and love voldemort to make fun of bc im the smartest
U ONLY LIGHT BLUE DWARF IM RED AND BLUE THEORY BITCH and u not hobbit now so good think i dont exist and neither do u lol ok?
trash shit
I'm healer romance myths
bonnie and Clyde eventually i guess
satam and satan
mas jesus christ regalos por favor
jesus christo
mas christ christ mas
ugh ugh ugh ugh fuck my holes fuck my orifices bull daddies
idiots
except those who know lol
which ones wolf in sheep clothes
ily ily ily i love you I love you
sorry i forgot my manners, ladies. women. bonito bonita trash shit pit cures potentially
lol im not happy spanish daddy lol mommy!!!!!
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specklesofdust · 4 days
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5-25-24 @ 4:46pm
I am sitting here on the senior treatment psych unit at parthenon pavilion working a 12 hour shift and got the keys to MY VERY OWN 2 bedroom place in east nashville off shelby avenue and have been realizing a lot about the people that i have been hanging with and the ones that i removed myself from. It has been 15 days since i moved out of reggies place and i have blocked both him and erica because their whole enabling dynamic has become incredibly toxic for me and my life. the last text she sent me was fucking mean and extremely fucked up for her being a lawyer...she is sick as well and very caught up in reggies web of manipulation and i have to keep remembering that but GOT DAMN CANT PEOPLE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE...I was crying at the bar the other night around Amr when i ran into him at cobra after i was traumatized by hanging out a jens watching her and emil be full blown junky crack heads and when i ran into amr recently he and OG ashley my old roomie were flirting at cobra and she was day drinking and talking about Judson non fucking stop since he dumped her and amr was like "yeah the last time i saw abby she was crying in my arms it was hilarious" and then ashley was like "oh yeah i do think i remember you telling me about that amr hahaha" like WHY THE FUCK DO I HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE THAT ACT THAT WAY. They obviously do not give a fuck about me jesus christ what is wrong with this devil forsaken town full of high schoolers with adult habits. I am going to keep practicing peace, block the haters, and just surround myself with people that can help me on my healing journey because i am sick and fucking tired of the negative energy and its just pulling me away from my fullest potential at this point. I am proud of myself for everything that i have accomplished thus far and MUST keep vaildating and encouraging and celebrating myself through these processes.
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21st and im a bit stressed, cause december went by in a blink. I missed a day again, cause this week has been kinda hell for me, but tomorrow is the last day of it and then im on break yayy!!! I think these will be my last question cause i need to work more on your secret santa gift, than spend time on here hahaha
Are you a spiritual person? Do you believe in astrology or anything similar?
I love your fic dywtylm, didnt except to like this ship as much as i do. When did you start writing? Was it always only fanfic or do you also sometimes write original works
What fictional character do you relate to most?
What do love the most about the individual boys?
I loved getting to know you, hope you have a great day and ill see you again, when im done with your gift. Cant wait!!!
-Secret santa 🎅🎄
I’m so sorry you’ve been stressed! I’ve been busy as well so don’t feel bad. I hope you enjoy your break!
1. So I’m not a religious person but I wouldn’t say I’m not spiritual? I just have a lot of religious trauma (good ol southern church of Christ doing its due diligence threatening the youth am I right). My friend actually told me the other day she likes the way Atlantis explains deities (not that I’m really into them or anything) but basically that they’re neither good or bad they’re just conscience and we can use them for good or bad but that doesn’t mean they won’t protect themselves
2. I’m also obsessed with this fic and Janny lane. It started as just a silly little idea and now I’m just rolling with it downhill… I’ve been writing for a long time. When I was a kid I wanted to write novels, so yes I’ve tried writing origional work many times just never seemed to stick to it
3. This is actually really hard… but maybe Jim from the office? I definitely give off some Jim vibes
4. Let’s see 🤔
Josh - I like his courage. He’s said multiple times that he has anxiety or stresses which I also have a lot of, but that doesn’t stop him from going out there and being his fun wild self
Jake - I like his humbleness. I can imagine he’s spent an ungodly amount of time learning to play guitar that well, yet he doesn’t gloat, doesn’t go around saying he’s the best ever, he encourages others to start a craft as well and learn just like he did
Sam - I like his energy. I hate it when people say Sam gives them the ick. Cause like why could you hate on that precious little baby? He’s fun and energetic and just wants to have a good time and I’m here for it 100%
Danny - I like his duality. That man… whew that man can look so damn good in both eyeliner and jewels as well as a muscle t and a snap back. But for real I like when he’s referred to as the “gentle giant” because although he’s up there slapping those symbols he’s also backstage painting his nails
I can’t wait as well! Please find some time to relax, take care of yourself, and have a very merry Christmas 💖
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itsya-eonni · 9 months
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The Uncanny Counter : Episode 11
👏👏👏 Jin Sunkyu 👏👏👏
(he didn't have to go that hard as an evil spirit. 😍)
Only siths deal in absolutes.
Mun wants to believe so bad that somehow Juseok is still in there. I think he is, but he's so broken.
Ommmmmgg the slicked back hair.
So he is still there...
This is gunna be so intense... we all know that Hwang Pil-kwang isn't gunna go down without a war..
PLEASE DON'T KILL HIM. HE'S GOTTA GET MARRIED.
NOOOOOO HANUL. I HAD TO PAUSE. IM SO AFRAID TO PLAY IT AGAIN. PLEASE DONT KILL HIM. MY BABY OFFICER.
Oh thank God, Motak. HANUL CALL FOR BACKUP. PLEASE. DON'T BE A HERO.. RUN WHILE YOU CAN. PLEASE.
My heart is racing dude.
Motak.. WHAT THE FUCK... NOOOOO HANUL! PLEASE STOOOOOOP. FUCKING CHRIST DUDE. STOP KILLING MY BABIES. 😭😭😭
I hate this show... Hanul... no.. CANT I HAVE ANYTHING GOOD IN THIS WORLD...
Motak isn't wrong. It sucks that Ma Juseok is still in there.. but it was his own fault in the first place.. I'm sorry Mun, but maybe it is time to give up saving Ma Juseok.
My found family is falling apart again and I'm crying...
Hana.. please take care of Motak.
WHERE'S HANUL'S BODY???
I should have stopped watching when everyone was still happy. 😭
SHUT UUUPPPPP... SHUT UUUUUUPPPP RIGHT NOW!! KANG HANUL. MA JUSEOK SAVED HIM...
I'm just gunna continue crying this whole episode. 😭
Dude Jeokbong... I mean it's good that he has this power, but he's so dramatic.. (maybe I would have thrown up if the scent was strong enough, but I'm not a squeamish person.)
Oh Daddy Counter Choi.. 🥺😭
Please Jeokbong. It's important that you don't suck today. (With love.)
Oh god Mun.
I forgot he can summon small patches of the Territory.
HAHAHA STRIKE. (sorry it was funny.)
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MUN... STOP.
squad squad squad squad.
Motak. 🥹
(the love hate relationship I have with Motak gives me whiplash sometimes. lol)
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polaris-thehunter · 3 years
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good god i am obsessed with under the oak tree i finished the whole thing in like three days oh my god i literally couldn’t stop. i hope the author updates soon 😭
spoilers ahead for anybody reading…
ngl i fucking sobbed like a baby at the end of book 1 that i just had to start book 2 like no you cant leave me with that kind of pain jesus christ.
author is incredible with the world building, i loved it! and of course riftan and maxi’s love story is chef’s kiss. their struggles are so frustrating but they both went through so much shit and trauma their whole life which made it harder for them to communicate, so readers really can’t blame anybody for their rough moments. we’re just spectators here waiting for them to finally be talk properly and get over their own insecurities 🥰
Also the side stories were so good! The one with Riftan’s POV is also so good and so well-written. Special Chapter Gabel POV was also so funny hahaha
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Daughter of the Honorable Thief - Harry Hook x Hood!reader - part 15 - Lying bitches and Group chats
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Harry raised his brow as Aaron glared at him from the other side of the room, the other teen had been more aggressive at Harry ever since he returned from the Sherwood forest fair.
Harry sighed, ignoring the glare and going back to his notes for algebra.
“Hello~” a voice purred suddenly from beside him, Harry mentally frowned and slowly looked up, his shoulders dropping and a glare settling.
Lila had decided it was a good idea to sit next to him and try to flirt. She fluttered her eyes and trailed her fingertips across the table counter, licking her lips flirtatiously “I haven’t seen you around before? I would know if such a handsome guy like you had been around”
Harry let out a dark chuckle, the green-eyed girl faltering for a moment, eyes widening as Harry gave a sharp grin and a harsh glare. “too bad I know who yeh are huh? Lie-la~”
Lila suddenly stood, tears starting to pour from her eyes “I knew it! Erza and (y/n) lied to you! They-they abused-“ Harry let out a snarl, standing suddenly, making Lila squeak as Harry towered over her. She hadn't expected for harry to be as imposing as he was.
“cut the crap yeh cunt, I know what yeh did ta Erza and I'm not interested in yer lies, besides I'm an isle kid, I know how ta lie like its breathing, yeh think I cant tell when someone's lying ta me? Go try it on some other poor soul yeh bitch”
Lila's jaw dropped, never before had she been talked to like that, “you-how boorish-“ Lila squeaked as Harry reached for his waist, and in a flash, the curve of his hook was inches from her nose.
“yeh might wa’nna get a move on lassie” Harry chuckled darkly “I don’t have a care fer people like yeh” Lila stared at him with fear-ridden eyes before she turned and bolted out of the study hall.
Harry snorted and rolled his eyes, packing up his work and books and heading out of study hall, glaring back at Aaron as the other teen continued to glare at him.
Harry stopped as he saw Aaron's eyes flash purple, but harry shook it off, taking out his phone and texting the group chat.
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Mr.Cookie -I officially hate Lila >:(
It was a moment before Erza replied first.
Marriedtocake -u officially met her huh? Yeah shes a bitch,  luckily she hasn’t spotted me yet
Marriedtocake -…somehow
Harry snorted, remembering the small explanation Erza had given him and the others about Lila's abuse.
If he had anything to do about it, Lila would be running for the hills away from Auradon.
Wait, why was his name-
Mr.Cookie - WHY IS MY NAME MR COOKIE?!
Gillyboi - Hook sounds like Cookie, and Erza said Hookie that one time so, Cookie~
Mr.Cookie - that makes no fkin sense
Hawkeye - deal with it mr.cookie, ur not getting out of it until we find a more funny nickname for u
Mr.Cookie - why is (y/n)’s name cool?!
Hawkeye - because im cool
Seagoddess - Cookie stfu im in class rn
Mr.cookie - FKIN UMA U TOO, AHHHHHHH
Mr.Cookie has been muted by Seagoddess
Marriedtocake - HA
Harry pouted as his messages wouldn't go through, he looked up, grinning as me made eye contact with (y/n) who glared at him
Hawkeye - u idiots he-fukoasjdfsodhg
Hawkeye - UMA HOW FUCKING DARE U
Seagoddess - heh
Gillyboi - Cookie stole (y/n)s phoooone
Seagoddess - we know gil
Piratequeen has entered the chat
Piratequeen - wtf is happening I leave for two minutes and you all descend into chaos
Hawkeye - MAKE UMA UNMUTE HARRY
Piratequeen - Harry get off (y/n)s phone
Hawkeye - NOT UNTIL UMA UNMUTES ME
Piratequeen - at least stop the caps lock
Hawkeye - NEVER
Seagoddess unmuted Mr.Cookie
Mr.Cookie renamed Mr.Cookie to Harryisabitchboi
Hawkeye - HEY
Harryisabitchboi - GET THE FUCK OFF MY PHONE THEN
Gillyboi - (y/n) stole harrys phone
Seagoddess - thank you gil, but harry give (y/n) her phone back
Hawkeye - NO THEN YOULL MUTE ME AGAIN
Harryisabitchboi - GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK U FUCK
Hawkeye - MAKE ME
Gillyboi -ooooh those some fighting words
Hawkeye sent a photo
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 Piratequeen - harry she will beat your ass don’t tempt her
Harryisabitchboi - TOO FUCKING LATE
Hawkeye - WAIT IM SORYISGHHHHHHHHH
Gillyboi - annnnnd (y/n)s chasing harry around the campus
Seagoddess - I can see them from class
Piratequeen - just let them fight it out
Marriedtocake - XDXDXD found em, (y/n) is on Harry's back smacking him
Seagoddess - HA
Uma looked out her class window, smirking as she watched (y/n) wrap her legs around Harry's waist and smack at his head, Erza a few feet behind them and cackling, holding up her phone to record the spectacle.
“idiots” Uma chuckled, turning back to the teacher and continuing to take notes.
She heard a low audible groan from the class as the classroom door opened and someone stepped in. she looked up, freezing as Lila stepped into the room, a soft smile on her face.
Ooooh, Uma could see a fake bitch from a thousand miles away.
And that was a fake bitch.
Seagoddess - guess who just stepped into my class
Marriedtocake - u fucking serious? First, she bugs harry now shes in ur class? Christ
Marriedtocake - she better leave u alone or im throwing hands fuck my trauma
Harryisabitchboi - erza no
Marriedtocake - ERZA YES I WILL KICK ASS FOR MY GIRLFRIEND.
Uma sputtered, a blush rising across her face, Ezra just called her her girlfriend…..and it sounded nice.
Fuuck
Hawkeye - erza please leave it, Uma please tell me there's not an empty seat next to you
Seagoddess - nope, the only seat is near the back.
Uma looked up as Lila turned to the teacher and touched her ears “oh Mr. Crawford, I have tinnitus and it's hard for me to hear if maybe someone can switch seats with me?”
The teacher just gave her a look “Ms. Lila, we have your full file including your pathological lying, please go sit down before you make a fool of yourself” Lila turned pale and she looked down at the floor as she speed-walked to her seat, her ears turning dark as the class snickered at her failed to try at the teacher.
Uma smirked, glancing back down at her phone.
Seagoddess - teach knows about her shit, sent her to the only empty seat after she tried saying she had tinnitus
Marriedtocake - HAHAHA!!!!
Marriedtocake - MY YEARS OF BITCHING TO THE SCHOOL COUNCIL HAS PAID OFF
Marriedtocake - EVERYONE KNOWS SHES FULL OF SHIT
Hawkeye - we must celebrate! meet at Tiana's café after school!
Several people are typing….
Mr.Cookie - Yes ma’am
Gillyboi - aye sir!
Seagoddess - alright then
Piratequeen - k
Marriedtocake - look at harry being all polite~ after hood kicked ur ass~
Mr.Cookie - shuuuut the fuck up
Uma chucked again and pocketed her phone, tuning back into the teachers droning about the history of pixie hollow.
=
“to the bitches downfall~!” Erza cheered, holding up her frappuccino in the air, the rest of the group cheered with her, raising their drinks.
“and to not failing our tests next week” Uma snorted, Harry and Erza groaning at that.
“don’ remind meh” Harry huffed, sipping at his mocha.
“How bout a study night tomorrow?” you suggested, bitting into your sandwich “gods knew we all need a set time for studying or else it'll never get done”
“true that” Erza chuckled, leaning back in her chair, the front legs lifting off the floor.
“Erza?” Erza’s eyes widened and she slowly turned around, her shoulders dropping as she made eye contact with Lila. “you, you’re still he-?”
“I'm still here? Yes Lila, I'm not as weak as you thought I was” Erza snapped, standing up and cutting off Lila by a few inches “now what do you want?”
“well I” Lila stuttered, eyes running up and down Erza’s body “I was wondering if you wanted to talk?”
“she” Uma interrupted her, standing from the table and walking over to Erza, tossing her arm around her waist “is going to be spending time with her girl, no time for you sweetheart” Uma purred, knowing Erza’s cheeks were now pink.
“you?” Lilas lip curled in disgust “why would she with someone….like you?”
Uma let out a dangerous chuckle, Harry's insane laughter popping in. Lila's eyes went wide as she finally noticed the rest of you, including the bright, eyed harry and Harriet staring at her, sharp smirks on their faces “yeh never wan’ ta anger a sea witch lassie, they aren’t ta be trifled with”
Lila's eyes snapped back to Uma, taking a step back from the glowering sea witch. “you-you're the daughter-“
“daughter of Ursula~” Uma purred, giving Lila a low bow “ now, leave” Uma's necklace gave a low glowing pulse, sending Lila out the door and down the road, away from the group of friends. “good riddance” Uma huffed, tugging Erza back into a chair and leaning on her shoulder.
“she's a right off bitch” you muttered, holding your hand up to Uma for a high five “nicely done by the way Uma” Uma smirked and smacked her hand into yours.
“back to the original topic” Harriet sighed, setting down her iced coffee “study night? Where?”
“my room” you perked up, finishing off your caramel frappe and setting it on our leg “it’s the biggest and I have a lot of snacks already in my room”
“Alright, hoods room it is tomorrow night! Then after that video game!” Erza cheered, the rest of the group cheering with her.
“sounds good” Uma hummed.
“so for now, let's go to the arcade cuz im bored” you suggested, raising your brow at the others, Gil and Harry's eyes glinting with excitement at your suggestion.
“that ALSO sounds good” Uma chuckled, standing from her seat and nodding her head out to the road “lets go”
“yeet!” Erza cried, hopping from her seat and running out the door, the rest of you following after her.
-end of part 15-
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Bro how the FUCK do you do such good goddamn art. I’m sorry I know this is like my third ask but Jesus CHRIST MY HEART CANT TAKE MUCH MORE BUT PLS NEVER STOP.
Hahaha xD don't worry 🥰 and I don't know, I got feelings , then I try to draw the feelings before emotionally die on them xD
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star-mum · 4 years
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LIVE REACTION TO NIGHTMARE TIME EP 1
Idk if anyone would even be interested in reading this but as I was watching the show last night I kept writing down my reactions on my notes so here we are
*this is all in caps idk why just roll with it*
THE OPENING SONG IS SUCH A BOP OMG NICK LANG HIMSELF ?????? MONSTER FUCKER RIGHTS ???? HIDGENS ENTRANCE HOW ICONIC "LUCY IS HAVING NONE OF IT" I LOVE THAT OMG JOEY PLAYING KONK (?) IS SUCH A POWER MOVE I LOVE THAT THE BEGGINING IS JUST TARZAN FANFIC SKSKSKSKS MARIAH IS TEXTING JOHN (?) AND HES LAUGHING SM WE LOVE A COMEDY QUEEN I LOVE THEM USING THE ZOOM BACKGROUNDS SKSKSKS KONK IS AWFULLY CLOSE TO COCK AND I THINK ITS ON PURPOSE ?? SPECIALLY WITH THE LAG I HAD TO DO A DOUBLE TAKE SOMETIMES SKSKSKS SOMEONE JUST SAID "TED'S ORIGIN STORY" ON CHAT AND I LOST IT !!!!! COULD YOU IMAGINE ???? HANDSOME LADY ? I MEAN SURE TIGHT JOHN IS LOSING IT FUCK MAN, SAME CURT OMG THAT ACCENT OOOOOOOOHHHH BOY I KNEW IT WAS HER FIANCEE SHIIIIT WE CANNOT TRUST HIM I KNOW THIS !!! "ENTAGLED" SKSKS WHAT SIR HES GAY CHILL OUT WHATS THE YEAR, IT FEELS SO OLD TIMEY "I'D SAY YOU HAD FEELINGS FOR THIS APEMAN" OOOOOOOHHHH DONT U SAY JONATHAN IS A PUSSY BITCH I CAN TELL LUCY JUST DROP IT OH SHE ACTUALLY DID ????? FUCK IT UP BABE
(I JUST ACIDENTALY DELETE HALF OF WHAT I WROTE SHIT, ILL HAVE TO REWRITE IT FROM MEMORY) WHAT THE FUCK THEY WERE TRICKING US??? THEY CALLED IT, WHAAAAAAAAT WDYM "PLAY THE PROFESSOR" IS HE NOT A PROFESSOR WHAT ALTERNATE REALITY IS THIS I NEED TO KNOW
ARE THEY GONNA FUCKING KILL HIM WHAT??? SINGING LONDON BRIDGE WHILE CHASING SOMEONE IS MY FAV SCARY TROP HAHAHHA YEEEEESSS "TOOK OFF WDYM" GIRL HE IS HOLDING A GUN WHAT DO YOU THINK "WDYM" WHY DID HE KEEP THE KONK ACT AFTER LUCY LEFT SKSKSKSKS TED WTF SKSKSKS "I DO SOME OF MY BEST THINKING WHEN IM ERECT" HAHAHAHA TED LIKES TO BE A HIMBO THATS GREAT IS HE GOING TO KILL TED ?? AAAAAAAHHHHHH TED HE HAS A GUN PLZ DONT TEST HIM HE HAS ALREADY KILLED A MAN OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUCK RECAST???? WHO IS TAKING TED'S ROLE ????? OH SO ITS NOT OLD TIMEY AFTER ALL RED SOMETHING???? OH TED'S GONNA PROPOSE IS SHE GONNA SAY NO? SHES GONNA SAY NO RIGHT ? FUUUUUUUUCK HAHAHHAHA WHY IS HE NAKED ??? JAHAHHAHA WHAT WHAT IS HAPPENING TED WHAT ? "PROFESSOR SHOULD GO FUCK HIMSELF" HAHAHAHA PORNHUB PREMIUM ACCOUNT HAHAHAH "OOOoooOOoOoOoOoOohhHhhHh BUT IT IS" FUCK NO DONT KILL HER OOOOOOOOOHHHH TED'S DEAD SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH ROBERT'S ACTING IS *CHEF'S KISS* DAMN OH SHIT TED *NOW* TED IS DEAD FUCK HIDGENS IS HERE NOOOOOOOOOOO IS HE GONNA KILL HER ??? OH SHIT OH FUCK LUCY'S CAUGHT IN  A BEAR TRAP WHY ARE PPL SAYING WORKING BOYS IN THE CHAT ??? OH THATS WHY !!!!!! YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHH MINE IS A LITTLE BEHIND IS SHE BROKE ??????? OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA I KNEW IT HIDGENS GOT PLAYED THATS ON YOU BUDDY OH FUCK HIM UP LUCY ! BECKY BARNES ????? HATCHFIELD LORE ???? WAS SHE RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS HUSBAND IS THAT WHY SHE CLIMBED A TREE APE MAN SHOW UP PLZ WHO IS IT THO ?????? JEFF HELL YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK JESUS CHRIST APE MAN YEEEEAAAHHH WOOLY FOOT ?????? IS IT CHUMBY???? OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH HAHAHA YEEEEAAHHH HOW DID HIDGENS KNOW ????? OH IS IT OVER ?????? NOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANTED MORE ;-----; THIS WAS SO GOOD THO OOOHHH FUCK ANOTHER MUSIC NUMBER JAMIE YOU LOOK AMAZING !!!!!!!!!! I CANT WAIT FOR THESE SONGS TO BE AVAILABLR FOR US (IN LIKE 3 YEARS CAUSE IM BROKE SKSKSKSK) HE DANCES THE CAN CAN ?????? OKAY I SKIPPED A BIT TO BE ON TIME WITH EVERYBODY "ARE YOU FUCKKING HIGH????" YEEEEEEEEEAH PART 2 BABEY !!!!! NICK'S HAIR LOOKS AMAZING OMG OH ???????? BILL AND ALICE !!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOD I MISSED THEM !!!!!!!!! OH THE TEEN ANGST I LOVE BILL SM HE'S SUCH A GOOD DAD DEB ????WHY WOULD U HURT BABY ALICE LIKE THIS ???? "I MIGHT NEVER SEE DEB AGAIN" GOD ALICE CHILL OUT LET HER BE A PLAY WRITER BILL CMON "MY BUDDY PAUL" AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BLINKY ??? I DONT TRUST THAT AT ALL FUCK NO JOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNN I DONT TRUST HES CHARACTER THO OOOOHHH LOVE DISCOUNTS I DIDNT LIKE THE WORKER CALLING HER PRINCESS THO, SHES BILL'S DAUGHTER NOT YOURS OOOOOOHHHHHH NO OH NONONONOONO BILL IS GOING TO DIE I JUST KNOW IT BLINKY IS EVIL I CAN FEEL IT ALICE NO NO LITTERING WHORE JAMES !!!!!!!!!! ALICE IS ALSO GOING TO DIE MAYBE RIGHT NOW WHO KNOWS BLNKY WTF SHE IS A MINOR WTF AAAAAH I DONT LIKE IT HERE JAMES ILY BUT THIS CHARACTER IS CREEPY AS SHIT I DONT LIKE IT HAHAHAH TIGHT LOVE THEME PARK STUPID SHIRTS "I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE FUNNY" HAHAHAHAH DROWSY TOWN ? THE CHAT PULLED MY ATTENTION TO THAT BUT I DONT GET WHY ? IS THIS BAD "I'D FOLLOW YOU ANYWHERE" THIS IS SUCH A DAD THING TO SAY OH ALICE CMON DONT SAY THAT BILL CUT IT OUT WITH DECIDING YOUR KIDS FUTURE THATS NOT FUN OH GOD I DONT TRUST THAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO "AHOY BOYS AND GIRLS" NO NONONONONO UNCLE WILEY FUCK OFF THE SNIGGLES NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOO AHHHHHHHHHHHHH "WE'RE THE SNIGGLES DONT BE SCARED" YOU KNOW WHAT SNIGGLES I AM SCARED BUT HELL YEAH SONG TIME OOOOOOOHHH FUCK IT UP JAMES OH ARE THEY GONNA LIKE GIVE THE AUDIENCE A SLEEP INDUCING DRUG OR SOMETHING ??????? "DONT BLINK" AHAHAHA I DONT TRUST THAT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH "GREAT WE'RE DEAD" HAHAHAH THE SONG WAS A BOP THO "WHAT ARE THE SNIGGLES?" GREAT QUESTION ALICE "NOW U KNOW HOW I FELT WHEN I HAD TO SEAT THROUGH DEH" HAHHAHAHA "SEE U IN A SNIG" HAHAHA SNIGGLETTE ???U OKAY BBY??? OOOOOOOOHHH MORE SONGS HELL YEAH I LOVE ANGELA'S VOICE SM THE SNIGGLE PUNS ARE KINDA CONFUSING ME NGL WHY WAS THAT SO SAD OMG OOOOOOOH SHIT OH FUCK THEYRE GONNA KILL HER I JUST KNOW IT OMG "PRAISE THE WATCHER" OH MY GOD PLZ DONT KILL HER "UNTIL HE'S SEEN EVERYTHING" W H A T LAUREN'S VOICE SKSKSK SO CUTE PAPA SNIGGLE I DO NOT TRUST YOU THOSE ARE ALIVE ARENT THEY ????? OH FUCK SNIGGLETTE IS SHE OKAY ????????? "ANGELA R U ALRIGYT" WHAT "SHUT UP JEFF" OH MY GOD I DONT LIKE WHEN THEYRE SELF AWARE SKSKSKSK " U CAN SHUT THE HELL UP LAUREN" HAHAHAHA BILL OMG HE'S SUCH A DAD HAHAHAHAH ALICE IS SO NICE DO THEY NOT KNOW "ARON AROOON" HAHHAHA OH CHURROS I LOVE THOSE THE GIRL SHE DOESNT LIKE ?????? OH NON BINARY RIGHTS LOVE IT "IS THIS A FRIEND OF ZIGS" OH LOVE RESPECTFUL DAD DEB NOT COOL OH ALICE SHIT ALICE BBY IF SHES CHEATING ON YOU THATS NOT ON UR DAD STOP SHITTING ON HIM LIKE THIS "ITS UR MOTHERS FAULT" OH MY GOD HAHAHHAHA GREG AND ALISON ? AND BETH ?? DOES BETH LIKE HER ????OH NOOOOOO GREG NO U SHITTY SON OF A BITCH GOD FUCKING PUNCH HIM OH  NO HAHAHA FUCK NO THEYRE ALL POSESSED ARENT THEY THATS THE TEEN FROM THE MOVIE THEATER HAHAHHA "it lagged ;-; now we wait" A MAN IN A HURRY HAHAHAHHA OH SHIT BILL IS MAD IS HE POSESSED TOO ??????? OH SHIT WHATS HAPPENING BLINKY ????????? OH NO OH NO SHES GONNA HAVE A PANIC ATTACK THEYRE GONNA BE FINE RIGTH ??????? RIGHT ???? BREATHING EXERCISES BABY CMON OH NO PLZ DONT DO ANYTHING STUPID BILL NOOOOOOOOOOO BILL PLZ DONT DIE AGAIN I LOVE YOU SM PUT UR SEATBELT BACK ON PLZ NOOOOOOOOO OH THEYRE BOTH GOING TO FALL ARENT THEY OH NO OH MY GOD OH SHIT PHONE IS BROKEN OOPS AWN IM GONNA CRY PLZ LET THEM SURVIVE I BEG YOU NICK LANG OOOOOOOOH TWILIGHT BUT GAY I AM *HERE* FOR IT OOOOOH THANK GOD THEYRE SAFE THANK YOU NICK LANG BILL YOURE SUCH A GOOD DAD OH GOD SHIT ALICE CHILL OUT ITS JUST A PHONE BABE "SHE KNOWS IM WATCHING HER" I DONT TRUST THAT IS *SHE* POSESSED OR IS THIS JUST TEEN ANGST ALICE UR DAD IS TRYING HIS BEST PLZ CUT HIM SOME SLACK OH MARIAH TURNED HER CAMERA OFF OH DEAR GOD WHAT DOES THAT MEAN HAHAH I LOVE LIVE BLOOPS OH MY GOD BLINKY IS TERRIFYING FUCK NO DO NOT GET THAT WIGGLY JUNIOR BILL DONT HOW ??????? OH MARIAH IS BACK WHAT DOES THIS MEAN ??????? WHY CANT BILL GET THE MALLET THING DONT TAKE IT YES SMART LAUREN ? SKSKKSS WHAT MADAM IRIS I DO NOT TRUST YOU WHAT ?????? IS THAT ALICE'S PHONE ???? BILL DONT GET SCAMMED OH ITS AN ALL SEEING IPHONE ALICE CHILL PLZ IS HE GONNA DIE ????? PLZ NICK DONT DO THAT ALICE DONT DONT KILL UR DAD 49.95 AGAIN BILL PLZ TRY ANOTHER GAME JAMES DAMN THATS RUTHLESS BILL WHAT AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH IS THAT REAL ???????? IT CANT BE ??????? OH ITS NOT REAL ARE THEY MAKING THEM HATE THEIR FAMILIES AND KILL EACH OTHER ?? A TENDER KISS ON THE CHEEK FROM A DEMON HOW NICE GUYS PLZ JUST GO TO THERAPY I BEG U WHAT ARE U GONNA DO BILL? KICK HER HEAD ??????? (SORRY I HAD TO) BLINKY'S FUNHOUSE THAT SOUNDS WARM AND COMFORTING THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF NOT UR SEED FIGHTING IN THE MIRROR PART OF A FUN HOUSE IS ALWAYS A GOOD HORROR MOVIE TROPE OH FUCK ARE THEY GONNA WAKE UP OH FUCK PLZ WAKE UP ESCAPE THIS ALIVE YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH OH SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM ISNT SHE ????? SHES GONNA SHOOT HIM I JUST KNOW IT HES AWAKE SHES NOT IS BLINKY GONNA KILL THEM ?? OOOOOOOOHHHHHH FUCK I KNEW IT OH HELL YEAH ALICE FUCK IT UP ARE THEY GONNA DROW ?? OH NO OKAY DID THEY SURVIVE ???? IS SHARED TRAUMA GONNA SAVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SKSKSKKS THEY SURVIVED !!!!!!!!! THANK YOU NICK LANG (AGAIN) WAIT HOW DID SHE GET HER PHONE BACK ? OH MADAM IRIS DID GIVE HER PHONE BACK AWWNNNNNNNN ALICE THIS ONE HAD A HAPPY ENDING YAY WELL IG THE OTHER DID TOO BUT NOT FOR THE CHARACTERS WE KNEW
THIS WAS SO GOOD I LOVER STAKID !!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WISHED I WASNT BROKE SO I COULD PAY FOR THE NEXT ONES KSKSKSKSK WILL BE WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO DO YOUR REACTIONS FOR THE NEXT ONES !!!
I HEARD GREG AND IT WAS CRAIG SKSKKSSK OOPS
*from this part on is reactions from after the show when starkid was answering questions from the chat*
YEEAAH VOTE FOR BIDEN HELL YEAH STARKID
"THE WITCH IN THE WEB" WEBBY ???????? DO WE GET TO SEE HANNAH AGAIN ?????
A THEORY ON TUMBLR FROM REDDIT ON A INSTAGRAM ACC ON YT OH MY GOD SKSKSKSKKS
THE STORIES ARE CANON !!!!!!!!! THEORIES LETS GO GANG
STARKID FANS WHO CAN DONATE TO STARKID PLZ DO I WISH I COULD DONATE TO THESE TALENTED PPL G O D
I WAS CORRECT IT WAS KONK WITH A K
NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE YES!!!!!! WORKING BOYS !!!!
"NICK LANG IS A BOSS"
MARIAH: SAYS FUCK AS ALICE ALSO MARIAH: GEEKED THE *FREAKED* OUT
TIP JAR HAS BEEN OUT FOR 11 YEARS HELL YEAH
HOW TF DO YOU SPELL ZIGGS BTW
OOOHHH THEYRE FAKE THAT MAKES SENSE OK NOT FAKE COMFIRMED BUT PROBABLY FAKE LETS HOPE DEB DIDNT ACTUALLY CHEAT
"WELL I WAS BORN IN 1989" HAHAHAHA
BECKY CLIMBED WHILE RUNNING FROM HER HUSBAND I FEEL LIKE THATS WHAT THATS ABOUT
OH GOODIE I GET TO WATCH THEM LATER IDK WHEN BUT AT LEAST IK SOMEDAY
BLINKY VS WIGGLY
OH CMON NICK I WANTED TO KNOW ;-;
THIS WAS SO NICE I MISSED THEM ;-;
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ralbert for the hc. . thinv. g
ok these are kinda all over the place????? like the ones where theyre not dating yet arent necessarily before the ones where they are dating. its just kinda. scattered. oops sorry 
warnings: 100% swearing. if its ralbert you can basically guarantee that theres swearing
●ok so theres this period of time where nobody can tell whether al and race are dating or just doing bro things like they always do
▪probably bc these two have always been so physically affectionate???? there isnt really a noticeable change after they start dating▪until jack and finch see them making out against a wall and decide to just leave them be without making any noise▪but yeah thats 100% how the boys find out▪"you guys didn't know we were dating????"▪"no wtf you've always acted like a couple we just thought it was the typical Bro Behaviour" ▪they all bust out laughing at that one●race LOVES the snow which is 100% ironic bc he gets cold so easily (can you tell im trying to do as many snow hcs as possible)▪albert doesnt like the snow. he doesnt. understand. race. ESPECIALLY because race gets cold so easily▪"baby why dont you just come inside i can just make hot chocolate and we can binge watch hallmark christmas movies a month too early,,,,,,,"▪"nOo Oo al the snow is so pretty"▪"youre prettier"▪"nice try but im not coming in"▪"aw damn"●has race stolen albert's sweaters during the winter??????? Absolutely ▪has albert cared??? of course not. look at his boy. he looks fucking adorable. he cant take that sweater away from race even tho hes already stolen half the sweaters in al's closet▪one time race was half-asleep on the couch when al got home late from a graphic design workshop and he was in one of albert's sweaters▪al thought it was tje cutest thing hes ever seen▪he didnt want race falling asleep on the couch tho so he Scooped him up and put him down on their bed▪"youre so sweet albie,,,,,,,,, i love you"▪thats the first time either one of them has said i love you since they started dating?????? albert is Shook bc it feels so different now▪"love you too, racer"●these two 100% went through a taylor swift phase together and You Can't Change My Mind▪it includes the ones a lot of people know like shake it off, blank space, etc. but also so many other ones▪they have a whole ass taylor swift playlist but they never really delete it after they get past their phase???▪so al absolutely brings it back when race is going through a breakup▪so here they are. two teenage boys, singing/yelling along to taylor swift songs. ft. like 6 tubs of mint choco chip ice cream and 8 boxes of tissues▪race feels so much better afterwards????▪gives albo a lil kiss on the cheek ▪"thank you, albie"▪albert dasilva? blushing????? pshhhh. nahhh (read: absolutely 100%)●yall Best Believe race can bake like nobody's business and albert Lives For It bc he can barely bake a batch of cookies▪however, the only food race can cook w/o nearly burning something down is italian food▪so usually albert cooks▪but baking???? yall this boy CAN BAKE▪thats actually the reason albert starts falling in love w/ him LMAO ARE U REALLY SURPRISED▪literally theyre like 13 or 14 right? and race has baked a batch of brownies and albert is in HEAVEN when he tries one▪"i think im in love"▪"hahaha with me or the brownies?"▪".....the, uh,,,,, the brownies, duh"▪lol no its race AND the brownies but he doesnt totally know that yet●if youve read my more recent fics u might remember race's sisters▪if noT, he has 4 sisters ok. two older, two younger. he is the middle child. What A Life▪siblings from oldest to youngest: veronica, ilia, race, rosetta, elsie▪albert and race have been best friends since childhood so albert and race's sisters know each other really well. theyre all Pals▪literally???? race's sisters Love Him▪when they find out race likes albert they do not let it go. for a second. race is Actually terrified theyll expose him in fromt of albert one day▪best believe they go WILD when they find out race and al are finally dating ▪the first time albert comes over after theyre dating all 4 of race's sisters TACKLE HIM▪"HELLOOOO FUTURE BROTHER-IN-LAW"▪albert is so absolutely stunned afterwards and race is crying w/ laughter●these two swear. so much. its really funny yall▪once jack dared them to go a whole week without swearing and they didnt realise how hard it would be▪"albert you fu----- fabulous human being, you"▪"stop being such an a----- aDORABLE person, race, my heart cant handle it"▪its actually very wholesome but the week is hell for those two▪the next monday theyre both like "FUCK yes we can fucking swear again thank goodness"▪its a very swear-heavy week to make up for the last one. the boys are Really Amused●race is so full of energy all the time its actually kinda weird for albert to see him tired or drowsy before nighttime▪but he knows if he gives race any form of caffeine or sugar the boy will practically be bouncing off the walls▪so he chooses to enjoy his time w/ sleepy race while it lasts bc while its pretty unusual its also absolutely adorable▪race is even more cuddly than usual when hes tired/sleepy ngl and i mean,,,,,, albert isnt complaining▪al lives for the lil smile race has on his face when hes tired and albert has just kissed his forehead or something. its so cute he swears hes gonna explode●albert is Wonderful at poetry yall cant try me on this i will take it to my grave▪race has no idea about this until they have to write a poem for english▪very open-ended assignment. a poem of any style about anything you want to write about▪albert says his is about one of the best gifts hes ever received and it turns out▪the poem is abt race▪and its REALLY well written half the class is saying 'awwww' and the other half is near tears and smiling▪race is part of the other half. except he starts crying. did i mention hes emotional as hECK●shsjjfjgs amusement park dates▪these boys live for them (also i rlly just want an excuse to write about amusement park dates)▪kind of chaotic bc race bruises really easily AND hes really clumsy so if he and al have to part ways for a bit he might look like shit when they reconvene and albert is like "do i have to fight somebody or did you just do something dumb and get yourself hurt again"▪"........the latter"▪"jesus christ, race. youre such a disaster. but i love you"▪"love you too albieeeeee"
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davenettis · 6 years
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OKAY, I JUST FINISHED AHS APOCALYPSE AND NOW ITS RIVERDALE TIMEEE
Previously on Riverdale, ....shit got cray. AAAAAND BEGIN
listen I'm still mad about Mad Dog .
Oh. We still playing the game . 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️
ESCAPE ESCAPE ESCAAAAAPE . Let's do itttttttttttt
WOW RUN MUCH JOAQUIN???
Everyone died. Fuck way to go. 💀💀
FELIX FEATHERHEAD. WHAT A FREAKIN NAME.
Betty is 100% done with this Gargoyle shit
Jughead... You sound a lil crazy, hunni
#ignoringudaddy
Hiram got MUSCLES THO
Oh. Bondage. We're onto that now
OHHHH HUNNNNIII NO. GET AWAY FROM ARCHIEKINS.
HAHAHA REGGIE. "what r u tryna say" LISTEN, KEVIN.
Who is thaaaaattttt?????
HAHAHAAH STOOOPPP.
Fangs and Sweet Pea are like their KIDS.
God damn, Sweet Pea sounds hawwwtttt. Pappiiiii
OH LETS NOT DO THAT
OKAY JUGGIE. YES SIR, GAME MASTER SERPENT KING, SIR
HUH, BOI
Alice and her bean spillin
Ok, calm down on your tangents. You sound a liiiil crazy, bb
So uh, dad, how bout that gryphons and gargoyles game
WHY THE FUQ U LYINNN MMMM OH MY GOD
OH. THEY AT THE FIGHT.
I'D RECOGNIZE THOSE ABS ANYWHERE. Iconic.
Heart eyes 😍😍😍😍
it's still so weird seeing that tattoo on Archie
CURSE. YOUR BROAD. SHOULDERS.
Betty looks sooooooo cute. ♥️
AW REGGIE. HUNNI NO.
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ pls stop.
SHE IS TAKING YOUR BIKE, U GROUNDED.
Spilling the tea
Wow, he's worth $$30,000?? Damn.
Hiram Lodge owns everyone, Archie, wake up!
....does this bitch play the game too ? Fuckin Christ.
(boyfriend is rambling in my ear so uh, missing some of this shit)
Joaquin, I'll never leave u behind, baby. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
OH MY GOD. U FUCKING BITCH. LISTEN. I AM PRETTY SURE AS A SERPENT YOU CANT HURT A SERPENT. WHAT THE FUCK BRO.
rotrotrotrotrot.
Archiekins, NO.
REGGIE DAT CAR DOE.
DEM OUTFITS THO
Seriously, these kids are in high school
IS DAT ARCHIE???
Oh my God ITS MAD DOG. NOOOOO. OH FUCK. THE FLEX 💪💪💪💪
Archie, I don't think he wants to talk.......
JAOQUIN, DID YOU JOIN THE GHOULIES??? I SWEAR TO GAWD, I'LL CUT U
She bout to pick dat lock.
OH HELLO, DADDY.
Daddykins. THESE KIDS ARE IN HIGH SCHOOL????
MAD DOG. MAD DOG. MAD DOGGGG. HE IS THE MOST PRECIOUS OF THE ANGELS.
Oh. Ew. Arch. You gonna get an infection.
Go go go go!!!!!
Listen, I need Cole to read me stories always.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHSH IT WAS KEVIN STUPID COPS.
IT WORKED. HOW THE FUCK DID IT WORK ????
HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE RED PALADIN??
what the eff is happening??
HI, ARCHIE.
Oh. Now everybody gets to be in the sex bunker.
WHAT ARE FANGS AND PEA DOING
U OUTTA YA MIND, HIRAM??? HUH? HUH??
ooh.
Y'all suck at keeping secrets.
Oh my gosh. S T O P
Archibald 💀💀
WHAT IF
Aw, bye, boo
oh my God he bout to drink the fresh aid
Hoe, don't do it
Oh. U did it.
Whaaaat the fuck?
OH HELL NO.
Ohhhh no. No, no.
Yes. Bow to it.
What in the flying FUCK is going on ?
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the-firebird69 · 2 years
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Watch "GoodFellas - Spider, Get Me a Drink #Shorts" on YouTube
This guy is abusing his s*** out of this boy and he's a freaking a****** about everything came by and he's f****** around with him again it was something to go screw finally stand came and picked them up and drop them off somewhere shows up two minutes later across the street yelling at another lady these people are losers after whatever the hell it is and they don't make it past the wall you don't have preacher wall it's really lame they all get into each other's way and come up and die we almost have to not hit him so I figured out something the guy is massively annoying I can't even do it you'd be nervous and stuff and that's really all you have to say there's no arguing about I heard this and I heard that like I got it now I heard a few things are confusing today he just moves on but this guy gets stuck and has to have a semantics argument it's a pain in the ass and everybody can breathe by for the most part but this guy cant granted it's a technique but his people are all toasted and sitting there stammering and blabbing and we think it's going to happen something like that is going to happen somewhere cuz these people are so jerky and it happens all over the place they're doing it everywhere but there's so many here this is something attracting them we have to get the the boy attractive Jesus Christ has to move and that sin probably put Jesus on on ice meaning to stop make monsters or something is across the way in in the and we need to move him out here we give you these assholes off us send the DC something to Africa who gives a s*** damn out of here
Joey
Yeah yes!!
Caa
You see that's all he knows me logic he says that guy has to go somewhere else he's stinking up the morgue
Joey
Hahaha
Dan
Damn damn that f****** racism UK don't get that out of here
Zues Hera
Okay good job
Joey
So we're going to do that enjoys like fake handing money to him and he says maybe I'm a bad man cuz I have a bag so it's really not there's a sandwich you there good I'll split it with you
Dan
Free time for games pretty tough just one of those streets of Calcutta so he's trying to do stuff
Joey unlike Trump
Wtf I'm annoyed shit
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p-katsuki · 6 years
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Katsuki
Katsuki has signed on
QS Bakugo
Himawari-san!
✨💖Aoyama💖✨
Hello~
Yamikumo
!!!
Ten
Oh
Make sure he doesnt come near my dorm
Katsuki
Hi :0
QS Bakugo
Tenya try focusing on my room..
Ten
Hello bakugou san
Kaminari Denki
Or just him...
Ten
I will try
Katsuki
:000000000000000000000 senpai...!?
Ten
Yes?
Katsuki
SENPAI
Ten
BAKUGOU
HELLO
Katsuki
HELLO IIDA-SENPAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~
Ten
Hello Bakugou
We have gone through this
Katsuki
IM NOT DONE YET THO
Kaminari Denki
That's..... 
A Lotta caps
Katsuki
H E L L OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
QS Bakugo
It's cute.
Katsuki
okay now im done
When'd you get here...???!
QS Bakugo
Like a happy little sunflower.
Kaminari Denki
Hmmmm :) sunflowers
Ten
Like2 days ago
KatsukiT
MOMOGOU'S HERE
Two days...?????
Oh I guess I was busy two days ago huh...
... someone coulda pinged me though =_=
Yamikumo
I almost texted you about it, but was also like 'i dont wanna bug him'
Katsuki
Hahaha fair
Yamikumo
Fir
QS Bakugo
Himawari-san~!
Ten
Who is himawari san
Katsuki
Meeeeeeeeeee~
Yamikumo
Katsu is
QS Bakugo
Mhm.
Ten
Whose momogou???
Katsuki
We gave each other nicknames cuz we love each other :3
QS Bakugo
Me!
Haha.
Ten
...thats so cute
Momogou
Kaminari Denki
Momo + Bakugou
Katsuki
uwu
QS Bakugo
It's to avoid confusion when we're both online.
Katsuki
I came up with it
QS Bakugo
Aww you're cute too, Tenya~
Katsuki
I get all the credit
Kaminari Denki
I call this one Katsuki
Katsuki
uwu
Ten
I love you Momogou ♡
Kaminari Denki
Ohhhhh it WAS you!
Katsuki
Wha-
QS Bakugo
I love you too~
Katsuki
... Wha
Kaminari Denki
I forget what I was calling him
Ten
♡♡♡♡
Kaminari Denki
!!!
QS Bakugo
<3
Katsuki
......................................... Wha???????????
Ten
:))))
He is mine and i am his
Kaminari Denki
STOOOOP I'm gonna get excited and wake up Sen
How romantic ~
Katsuki
... Wha wha wha
Ten
Whats wrong Bakugou?
✨💖Aoyama💖✨
You two are cute~ :>
QS Bakugo
I can't help it, Tenya's adorable.
Katsuki
You're... dating???
QS Bakugo
I even had to squish his face and pepper him with kisses.
Ten
We are :)
Katsuki
,,,Isn't that weird though?
Ten
Your still squishing my face
KatsukiToday at 1:18 PM
Wha,,,
Ten
How is it weird
Katsuki
Because it's like you're dating me????? And that's weird...!!!!
Yamikumo
:I
Katsuki
And I thought there was that, y'know... that universe thing...
Ten
....We have talked about that already
Katsuki
I mean, this is like the weirdest long distance relationship ever....
Kaminari Denki
What'll you do if you all get yote back to your universes?
Katsuki
Also it's just kind of.....EXACTLY!!!
Kaminari Denki
That goes beyond star-crossed
Katsuki
We don't know how long this weirdass thing is gonna last and you go and just,,, DATE ME?
QS Bakugo
I will not stop squishing your face, Tenya.
Ten
....you sound mad
Katsuki
,,,
Ten
....
Kaminari Denki
What if Katsuki and Tenya...
Katsuki
Am I mad?
Yami am I mad rn
QS Bakugo
..?
Ten
Kaminari what if we what
Yamikumo
H
Kaminari Denki
I didn't really think about you guys dating
Yamikumo
I don't think so?
Kaminari Denki
But
Katsuki seems so... Worked up
Heh
Katsuki
I'M NOT WORKED UP!!!!
Ten
....
✨💖Aoyama💖✨ 
Distracting cat picture
Tumblr media
Katsuki
I'm! I'm not bothered!
QS Bakugo
Aww cat~
Ten
You seem like it
QS Bakugo
I just think Himawari-san is just.. being himself?
Hyper?
Yamikumo
Yeah, exactly
Don't think hes mad just confused??
QS Bakugo
Mhm.
Kaminari Denki
So, not troubled by cross universe soulmates or
QS Bakugo
Am.. I missing something..?
Kaminari Denki
Or maybe... Disrupted soulmates...
Katsuki
,,,,,,,,
Katsuki has signed off
QS Bakugo
Eh..?
✨💖Aoyama💖✨ 
?
Katsuki
Katsuki has signed on
MOMOGOU WHAT UNIVERSE ARE YOU FROM
QS Bakugo
I'm.. lost..Eh?Uni..verse..?
Kaminari Denki
Different quirks
Katsuki
Like, do you have a Deku???????????????
QS Bakugo=
Yes we do.
Katsuki
Where is he,,,,
Kaminari Denki
Swapped with Kiri
Katsuki
,,,,
Kaminari Denki
Like, quirk wise
Ten
Why do you ask
QS Bakugo
I'm not sure...?
Kaminari Denki
And kinda personality wise
Probably
Katsuki
So is he,,, is he Kirishima or is he Yami,,,
oh my god
I HATE THIS
Mitsuki
[Mitsuki has logged on]
QS Bakugo
Hi mother~
Kaminari Denki
Mamasuki!
Mitsuki
whats happening???
✨💖Aoyama💖✨
Hello~
Katsuki
MOM
Mitsuki
??
Katsuki
Mom can we talk please later please
Kaminari Denki
Sorry-- hi Bakugou-San
Mitsuki
Of course...
and thats fine kaminari
Kaminari Denki
There are so many Bakugous around now
Ten
[Tenya has logged off]
Katsuki
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Katsuki
Am I being irrational here,,,,
QS Bakugo 
Tenya..?
Mitsuki
About what?
Kaminari Denki
Katsuki, is everything OK?
Katsuki
Why would he date outside of our--
That just doesn't make sense!!
Isn't that gonna, like, disrupt something? Or whatever???
Kaminari Denki
You're... Jealous!You ARE!
 I was right!
Katsuki
WH
NO I'M NOT!?
Kaminari Denki
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Shit I gotta calm down
Katsuki
WH-WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS
Kaminari Denki
Lest I disrupt a sleeping moonbeam...
Mitsuki
Uh?
Kaminari Denki
Of tenyaaaaaa
Katsuki
I'M NOT JEALOUS OF IIDA.
QS Bakugo (Sushi)Today at 1:30 PM
...
Mitsuki
Then of....momogou???
I back read
QS Bakugo
Have... I done something wrong..?
Katsuki
I'M NOT JEALOUS OF ANYONE!!!
Yamikumo
I mean he has a right to be
Questioning this shit
Mitsuki
It seems like it dear
Yamikumo
If we end up stuck in our world without contact to you all
Then what happens??
We'll all have to go home eventually, right? And likely stay there
QS Bakugo
..We've had the talk about that.
Tenya wishes to stay with me.
Yamkikumo
Thats not my point.
Katsuki
WHAT
HE CAN'T?????
Yamikumo
You can't control that.
Katsuki
WHAT THE FUCK
Kaminari Denki
Mikumo, what do you feel about this?
Katsuki
YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT?/
Yamikumo
If we all get thrown to our world, then you can't control where he goes.
Kaminari Denki
Would you want to control him tho
Yamikumo
I feel like its not my business who any of you love, but I'd rather no one get hurt.
Katsuki
YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING PICK WHERE YOU WANT TO GO WHAT IN THE HELL
QS Bakugo
I'm not controlling him.
Katsuki
IIDA.
Yamikumo
See you're ignoring my point
Mitsuki
....this is....chaotic
Katsuki
@IDA.
Ten
[Tenya has signed on]
Katsuki
GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB FUCKING JHSGBKG
YOU!
YOU'RE AN IDIOT
Ten
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Yamikumo
If we all get sent home permanently, then they'll be separated
That's my point
Katsuki
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING
Kaminari Denki
Is it?
Ten
YES I KNOW I RELAIZE THIS
Yamikumo
Like I said it's. Not my business tho.
QS Bakugo
...
Katsuki
YOU MEET SOMEONE FOR TWO FUCKING DAYS AND YOU DECIDE TO DITCH EVERYONE???
Kaminari Denki
There's something else going on here guys
Ten
HAVE YOU SEEN MY FUCKING LIFE KATSUKI BAKUGOU
Katsuki
HAVE YOU SEEN MINE????????????
Ten
I cant control a single thing in my life
I dont get to choose
Kaminari Denki
Y'all are such romantic messes...
Ten
And the one fucking time i choose something its a bad thing
Kaminari Denki
Just take a step back fam
Yamikumo
HI know what this is
Katsuki
Yeah, it is! Because you're an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!
Because you chose the STUPIDEST THING
IT'S NOT EVEN A CHOICE YOU DUMB FUCK THIS ISN'T AN OPTION YOU HAVE
QS Bakugo
...I apologize..
Kaminari Denki
Momogou I wouldn't sweat it
QS Bakugo
I'm so sorry...
Ten
Momogou...
QS Bakugo
I'm very sorry about this..
Kaminari Denki
Katsuki's too worked up for this to really be what he's upset about
Ten
Wait why are you pulling away
Kaminari Denki
Don't pull away... L
Ten
Dont leave please...
Kaminari Denki
If all of you would just be honest with your feelingsughhhhhhhhhh
QS Bakugo
I won't..
Kaminari Denki
This is frustrating
QS Bakugo
I..
Kaminari Denki
To watch
Katsuki
What the fuck do you think I'm being dishonest about???????????
Ten
Momogou?
QS Bakugo
I just want to clear my head.
Ten
....
Kaminari Denki
Do you even realize you're not being truly honest with them?
With yourselves?
QS Bakugo
I won't leave.
Katsuki
?????????????????????????????????????????
Ten
...please dont.
Katsuki
You're not even a part of this conversation what the fuck do you think you're going on about Kaminari
QS Bakugo
I'll.. be here..
Ten
....
Kaminari Denki
Listen. Believe me, I get it. I get not realizing or not wanting to realize how you feel about someone
Katsuki
Wh
Kaminari Denki
But as it turns out... It can lead to a lot of unnecessary drama
Katsuki
Shut up?
Shut up???????????????????
Kaminari Denki
This isn't something I can just tell you but you gotta figure out your shit
Ten
....
Christ kaminari
Kaminari Denki
Even if it's scary.
Katsuki
Wow shut up
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww shut upppppppppppppppppppppp
Kaminari Denki
Otherwise you'll just keep yelling at each other
QS Bakugo
Tenya, I'm going to get some air..
Katsuki
Shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
QS Bakugo
You can come with me.
Ten
Ill let you have some time to think
But im not leaving your room
QS Bakugo
I won't take long.
Katsuki
Until the universe makes you that is
Because it will
Idiot
QS Bakugo
...I love you, Tenya..
Ten
Katsu
QS Bakugo
Bakugo is offline
Ten
Damn it
Damnitdamnitdamnit
GOD FUCKING
I...
Im always in the wrong
Arent i
Kaminari Denki
Go easy on yourself Tenya
Yamikumo
Was any of this even necessary
Katsuki
You are yeah
Kaminari Denki
You can't control your emotions
Ten
Hah
Thanks Katsu
So much
Yamikumo
Katsu..
Ten
I love it
Katsuki
You're welcome uwu
Ten
Please
Continue
Yamikumo
Guys
Ten
Until im at
Katsuki
Just trying to help a buddy out!
Yamikumo
Really..
Ten
My breaking point
Katsuki
Since you're supposed to be the smart one, y'know!
Ten
no
Kaminari Denki
Katsuki, stop being an ass.
💛
Ten
I dont want to be
I didnt fucking choose to be
I was forced
Fuck you
Katsuki
Too bad hahaha that's what the universe wants apparently
Yamikumo
I don't get what you're trying to accomplish here
Katsuki
None of us have a choice here hahaha
Yamikumo
Any of you
We do have a fucking choice???
Ten
....
Kaminari Denki
Your destiny is your own
Katsuki
Nah
Nope!
Kaminari Denki
Don't be so dramatic
Katsuki
It's obviously not!
Kaminari Denki
Tenya isn't taking any of that from you Katsuki
Yamikumo
If our destinies were set we would be identical copies of our alternates
Ten
...
Kaminari Denki
And mikumo and Katsuki would be dating
Ten
We are called prototypes
We were the originals
Katsuki
LOL
Ten
But we werent good enough
Yamikumo
Shut up
Both of you
Katsuki
LMAO
Yamikumo
For two seconds
Kaminari Denki
And Momogou and that world's Midoriya...
Katsuki
HAHA
Ten
ITS FUCKING TRUE
Katsuki
ROFL
Yamikumo
You're both so blatantly spiraling
Ten
...
Kaminari Denki
Seriously, what is going ON with you people...
Ten
We are fucked up
Kaminari Denki
You're bringing the spiral extra hard
Katsuki
Nothing
Kaminari Denki
Today
Ten
What did you expect
Yamikumo
Iida-san. You can't control who you love, or why you love them. Just know that there is risks dating someone from a literal different universe 
 Katsu. I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, or what you need. But I want to help with it. You gotta talk to me..
Ten
I know the risks
Katsuki
...
Ten
God do i know them
You dont think
Katsuki
I am talking
Ten
I dont keep awake at night
Katsuki
I think he's an idiot.
Ten
and i think your a fuckinf dumbass who is angry that i seemed to be doing what you so unconsciously want
Katsuki
What about their Iida, huh? What's gonna happen to him?
Did you even think that through?
Kaminari Denki
You dorks are so stressed out...
Katsuki
Are you just gonna push him onto us?
Ten
...
Katsuki
Or are there just gonna be two IDENTICAL people just hanging around, oh-!
You can pretend you're twins! That'll work!
Yamikumo
Jesus
Katsuki
Or long lost cousins~...
Ten
.
Kaminari Denki
Okay, do you want to bang Tenya or something
Ten
KAMINARI
QS Bakugo
Bakugo is online
Katsuki
...
Kaminari Denki
You're acting like something is being taking from you
Ten
SHIT
Katsuki
I guess Ingenium can just die over here, right? Since no one'll be left to take HIS place either
QS Bakugo
...I'm..Sorry..?
Did I miss something?
Katsuki
Pffffffffffffffffff
Kaminari Denki
Momogou did nothing wrong
Ten
^Its me
QS Bakugo
Hold on, hold on.
Back track.
Yamikumo
No one did anything wrong besides shit talking one another
QS Bakugo
Who's banging my Tenya?
Kaminari Denki
Maybe, just maybe, Momogou gave Tenya something he didn't realize he'd been needing or longing for
Maybe they found each other by chance
Katsuki
Or maybe it's ~fate~ blahblah yeah I get it
I just want an answer to all my questions that's all
Kaminari Denki
But there's nothing wrong with finding comfort in someone else
Katsuki
Should we get a new class rep now??? Since you're fucking eloping or whatever
Kaminari Denki
Yeah and I wanna know what tf that villain is up to
But we can't always get what we want
Katsuki
Shut up about that now cool
QS Bakugo
Bakugo is busy
Yamikumo
Katsu has a point
If Iida-san leaves
What does that mean for our world?
Ten
...
Yamikumo
The impact he would have had
I think its great that he and Momogou are together
Before y'all turn on meBut its something you gotta consider
Ten
[Tenya is busy]
Yamikumo
...sigh
Katsuki
Fucking stupid idiot
Dumbass
Kaminari Denki
I get your point but also
Katsuki
HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE TOP OF OUR CLASS
IDIOT
Kaminari Denki
Y'all gotta sort out your emotions
Without turning on each other
Katsuki
HE'S THE ONE THAT TURNED ON US????
Yamikumo
I have no emotional value in this
I just want them to stop fighting
Katsuki
I need to fucking
hit something
Oh my god
Yamikumo
Hit me
Katsuki
No
Yamikumo
I also need to hit something
Kaminari Denki
Jesus fucking...
Yamikumo
It'll be equal hitting
Katsuki
No.
Kaminari Denki
There really are layovers from your universe into ours
If you really are prototypes
Yamikumo
What does that mean
Katsuki
Don't fucking call me that.
Kaminari Denki
I have no idea which universe is what
Or what it means
But the Bakugou I know, while very honest, is emotionally constipated like Yike
Katsuki
Who even fucking came up with that...
Yamikumo
I don't think we need the existential bullshit on top of all the fighting
I think everyone just..
..honestly I don't even know what
Katsuki
... No, that was on that fucking log about me
I don't wanna hear it.
Yamikumo
I dont know what you all need
Kaminari Denki
Huh?
Katsuki
I don't NEED anything???
Kaminari Denki
The mystery guys log?
Katsuki
... Yes.
Yamikumo
Shut up about the mystery guy jesus
Also you do fucking need something
Kaminari Denki
Fuck it 
 We gotta talk about shit
Katsuki
Kind of hard to shut up about something that is literally engraved in my skin but alright
Kaminari Denki
Wtf happened
It--the FUCK?
Yamikumo
Jesus christ
Kaminari Denki
Not your cheek...
Katsuki
No.
Kaminari Denki
Because Mamasuki has that
Katsuki
Yeah. It was mentioned.
In the log.
Yamikumo
You're the one like 'shut up about it' earlier I
Hff
What the fuck ever I'm not
Doing this
Katsuki
Then don't do it???
Yamikumo
[ Yamikumo has logged off ]
Kaminari Denki
You keep bottling thjngs up
You'll explode if you do that
Katsuki
Stop acting like you know me.
Yamikumo
[ Yamikumo is online ]
Kaminari Denki
I know one of you. And not like there's not similarities
Different universes, some things were bound to be constant
Can you really say I'm wrong? Thta you're not bottling anything up?
Yamikumo
Its true.
Kaminari Denki
We've all got fears, Katsuki.
Katsuki
Shut up...
No. Shut up.
Kaminari Denki
Just can't let them drive us
Or beat us
Katsuki
Shut. Up.
Do I look beaten to you????
Kaminari Denki
No.
To both
Yamikumo
Yes
Kaminari Denki
But you're scared. About something
Katsuki
Fuck you Yami
Kaminari Denki
You feel shaky about something
And if you ignore that it will not go away
Yamikumo
You can say that, but you can't say that I don't know you
That I don't have grounds to say it.
Katsuki
...
Yamikumo
People can only reach so far for you. You want people to think you're invincible but you're literally destroying yourself
If you can't let people in how the fuck can we help
How am I supposed to reach you if you keep slapping me away Katsuki
Katsuki
I don't... want... your help.
And how is this help?????
Both of you, ganging up on me and--
Fuck you
Yamikumo
You won't point out your own issues
You want to pretend they don't exist
Kaminari Denki
You say that like we're against you
Katsuki
BECAUSE YOU ARE
Kaminari Denki
No, I'm  not
Mikumo isn't
I'm trying to push you to be more honest
With yourself
Admit it to us, don't admit it to us
Whatever
Yamikumo
Katsu when have I
ever been against you
Katsuki
...
Kaminari Denki
But you're so... You're reluctant to even face your emotions
Even a simmering pot boils eventually
Last couple times I saw Kacchan boil over he was either in the hospital or fighting Midoriya SO
Yamikumo
That's what I don't get
II'm not trying to fucking be against you
I want to support you
That's always been my goal???
I don't understand how you don't understand that
Kaminari Denki
At least listen to Mikumo. He's smart. And he cares about you and your well-being.
Katsuki
...
Yamikumo
If I have to point out the things you want to ignore?
I will.
I'd do anything for you
Even if you don't think I would.
Kaminari Denki
Honestly, that Mikumo is willing and able to point those things out just goes to show he does care
You should value that
Yamikumo
I don't really have anything else to say. I doubt you're really paying attention anyways.
Kaminari Denki
He should be.
Yamikumo
I'm just. going to go. If you want to talk to me you can, but I'm not dragging this out further.
[ Yamikumo is offline ]
Kaminari Denki
I think youre right to say it
Katsuki
...Great
Awesome
Are you happy now?
Like, are you done?
Got all the preaching out of the way?
Kaminari Denki
Don't be defensive. Mikumo is right.
You should think about what he said more.
Katsuki
And you should get off your fucking pedestal and shut the fuck up.
Kaminari Denki
Why? Hit a nerve?
At least I can talk about my emotions...
Katsuki
I don't have to listen to this...
Katsuki has signed off
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