"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me"

The asylum they raised me in:

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

https://denise-298.ludgu.top/ln/SYMFqAl

ID!MC may not be the most amazing MC of all-time but I fucking love them. Little guy (g/n) who constantly finds themselves in the worst and most bizarre situations and has absolutely no idea of they got here. This is just their life now. When things get bad, lie down on the floor for a bit or maybe scream or punch something, and then get up because we have a coven meeting at 5. Their priorities are 1) Being horny af for Cas and Gabe and blood, 2) Find out if I can get Cas and Gabe to make out so I don’t have to choose one (and hopefully watch them make out), 3) Get Astoria, Lewyn and Mom off their back, and 4) Idk don’t get murdered or banished maybe, it doesn’t matter much and also idk adulthood but I can deal with that later and actually put literally everything else in this tier. They are somehow the most normal and insane person in the book. Their reaction to gaining powers from the leyline is ‘cool. anyways-’, and tbh there’s so much shit going on in their lives that it’s not like they can react any other way. Somebody just hand them a fucking blunt, they deserve it.

The sound I just emitted shattered all my windows and woke up every animal in a 20 mile radius.

Crimes book! Crimes book! Crimes book!

Chapter 51 of CHOICES and I'm CRYING AT WORK. RIP chaos boy E.R

"James "

Please.

"James"

Yes.

"James."

JUST RIP MY HEART OUT

And then he shows up!?!? After everything!? Of fucking course he does he's James fucking Potter.

And then the gift!!! THE GIFT??? THE STAGS!!!

"come with me."

Reg HOPING it's not the last time he sees James when we all know god damn well it is!!!!????

"I'm going to kill Voldemort."

☠️I'm crying and throwing up ☠️

EXCUSE ME BITCH MC SAVED YOUR FUCKING LIFE HOW DARE YOU GET THE AUDACITY TO LOOK DOWN ON THEM???

"True self-care is not salt baths and chocolate cake, it is making the choice to build a life you don't need to regularly escape from." Brianna Wiest.

For anyone who also cannot stop thinking about dead gay wizards

Here’s some fun and fresh facts for you

The Length of:

ATYD: 526,969 words

Choices: 624,187 words

Crimson Rivers: 720,011 words

The FUCKING Bible: 783,137 words

ALSO

50,000 words is about 200 pages

WHICH MEANS

The shortest of those works is

2000 FUCKING PAGES

We all need mental help

One recognizes one's course by discovering the paths that stray from it.

Albert Camus, The Myth of Sisyphus

He knows and he accepted it