TAIL KEEPS WAGGIN TAIL KEEPS WAGGIN TAIL KEEPS WAGGING

Something I'm a bit tired of when I see posts on Reddit where it's talking about what man should do or a women should do in a relationship.

Look at me, Genders don't offer anything in a relationship. Genders don't offer good cooking or funny jokes or even a burrito blanket, People offer those things.

People learn to cook, people are comedians. Genders don't do things.

A man can cook, a woman can cook, a man can destabilize the French government and a woman can destabilize the French government.

Don't let anyone say you can't do something because your guy or gal, if they do then punch them in the face like a real person.

Cis girl Kendall

i was really struggling to get down this one dedra fic (still am, it might live solely in my google docs) and my friend told me i just need to have one bad day at work and brother? i still think about that.

Sometimes people want to fight sexism, probably, but they’ll either put all the blame on women for prefacing statements with “I think” at work, or go on a weird thing about how everybody should have a sex life and/or skincare routine that meets with their approval regardless of gender (although for some reason women end up having to hear about it more!!!).

Spacecolagender A gender related to Coke Starlight in some way. May feel in-your-face sugary and bubbly, or may be a gender you can't tell the "flavor" of.

Flag is colorpicked from logos and stuff, so it is meant to be a bit eyestrain-y. Sorry!

[Flag ID: A flag with six equally sized horizontal stripes, and a symbol in the middle. The symbol is white and depicts a soda can. The colours from top to bottom are dark purple-gray, medium indigo, deep magenta, reddish pink, raspberry red, and reddish orange.]

Bands made up of average ass looking men

Can I ask, where’s Rava in the CGKU? I feel like they’d be interesting as a lesbian relationship that Kendall was ultimately not strong enough to continue pursuing due to pressure from Logan but I am curious how their dynamic would change if Rava was a cis man, though I have trouble picturing it since I feel that Rava’s displacement from the family only makes as much sense when she is a woman but idk that could be small minded on my part

Right, I've been flip-flopping a lot on this because I generally think lesbian Kenstewy + guy Rava works better than lesbian Kenrava + het Kenstewy, in the sense of not having to change much narratively about their relationships. I can see girl Kendall having a flirty on-off thing with guy Stewy a la Shivnate, but I don't feel like Stewy would be interested in settling down with her or that they'd have that same kind of bond. And then with Rava I think she's just too much of a normal level-headed person to stick by girl Kendall for so long without any familial obligations.

I imagine guy Rava as sort of an anti-Tom with maybe a little bit of Willa too, in how he tries encouraging her to move on from her toxic family that diminishes her and find her own fulfillment. Logan would try and angle for "acquiring" him as an asset to Waystar, and I'm torn on whether I think Kendall would like Rava seeing through him and standing his ground or if she'd want him to be closer to the family so they have more reason to keep her around. Ultimately though I think she prefers a partner who doesn't suck-up or compete with her for her dad's attention, feeling more special and chosen that way.

I've also been debating on her having kids and if they're biologically hers, because I do think she would see her main worth to Logan as her ability to get pregnant and "carry on the bloodline" (since Roman can't fuck and Shiv doesn't want to be reduced to her womanhood), and she's a overall a chronically empty person who wants to have purpose, which she'd likely channel most into being a wife and mother along with her numerous hobbies and pursuits. If she was infertile I think she'd be pretty extra depressed about that (and it just occurred to me that maybe she and Shiv could be a little like Princess Carolyn and Diane from Bojack in that respect!), but it probably wouldn't stop her from having kids anyway even if they'll never be accepted as "real".

Chercolagender

A gender that relates/ feels like cherry coca cola.

The gender could be described as fuzzy/fizzy and bubbly, and dark but also sweet at the same time!

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Yo being the Catholic(ish) family's resident queer™️ is kinda fucking exhausting

Mostly cause everyone likes washing me into the cishet mold they expected/wanted

I'm bi, afab, married a man

Non-binary, femme presenting

Aka, super duper easy for family to ignore my identity and forget my pronouns (they/them) and if I correct them then I am The Asshole who is Making It All About Me and causing Conflict over the Holidays and why can't I just go with the flow???

And holing up away from folks is Rude and Looks Bad and makes parents Upset which leads to me feeling awful and just...ugh

VanillaColaFizDrinkic

a gender related to the specific flavour of vanilla coke!

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sorry for the boring gender btw :/

Sometimes I try to articulate my gender and it's like. I am AMAB and enjoy presenting decently masculine but also the label "man" just doesn't work for me. But also at the same time I am just some guy. I'm like if you follow the directions to get to Male and then you take three steps to the left that's me. Very man't

all the MCRposting is really reminding me of when i was twelve & had to pretend to have a crush on mikey way so my friend would stop being mad at me for 'pretending to be gay'

when 2030 hits i'm immediately going to start talking about "the roaring 20s" with no context or clear hint to whether im talking about the 1920s or the 2020s

given the medical setting i have either cared or not cared about being misgendered.

all dependent on my safety ig. but there was one morning I woke up after 2hrs of sleep, after taking 1 adderall 2 bumps of coke and probably a 5th of vodka, and I had to call my boss because I couldn't text because after I showered my body just collapsed and started failing on me. and even though I couldn't fucking move and I was half naked I couldn't stand them consistently referring to me as "she/her" and I had to correct them as they fucking picked me up and carried me to the bed and I told them my recent substance history. it was such a dire moment and I felt like I was dying but I couldn't lmao fucking stand being referred to as a woman.