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ough-- you dont like tee swizzle? well thats because you have cooties because you're a penis man 馃槣 eyelainer so shaep
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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus
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if you dont like fat and hairy people i cant help you
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Kind of hilarious to me how poorly the title "Mob Psycho 100" localized to English-speaking areas. To someone whose first language is English, it scans as:
Mob (Yakuza, Mafia)
Psycho (violent person with "crazy" behaviors)
Thus: a particularly violent member of organized crime.
But in Japanese it scans as:
Mob (background characters in crowd scenes in manga or anime)
Psycho (short for psychic)
Thus: a psychic who looks/acts like someone you'd never pick out of a crowd scene in a comic.
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guy 1: wow, it's cold as hell today
guy 2: oh yeah, it's cold as shit
third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood
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flavor blasted the fuck out of some goldfish 馃槒馃槒馃槒
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if I had a nickel. for every submerged horse in a fantasy story that traumatized me. id have two nickels. which isn't a lot! but its fucked up that it happened twice, right?
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i dont know why this needs to be said, but people NEED to leash their dogs in public. i dont care if your dog is "friendly", they are overstimulating and i am a fall risk. i dont need an animal i dont know jumping on my legs and stepping between my toes where i can seriously injure myself.
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my first attempt at space beth
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I want to know a happy end聽
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ain't nepotism those bastards fthat sucked up spunch bobs hause
finally someone who knows what they're talking about!
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