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johnpallo · 3 hours
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Pour one out for a real one.
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johnpallo · 16 hours
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Hey quick Q for my fellow Magnus Protocol besties
How long are we gonna wait to ship Lady Mowbray and Lena Kelley? Like do they need to share a scene together first, or...?
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johnpallo · 16 hours
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It's super problematic and you should be ashamed for ever liking it. Humans asking their lycan partners to turn them because they think it'll help them "bear the curse" is just disgusting and a gross misunderstanding of what being a werewolf is actually like. No one would ever choose this life. I've literally never met anyone who has, and I'm convinced anyone saying otherwise is a liar. If I had the choice I would have never done it.
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That may be true for early iterations of the trope, but in recent years lycans using it far outnumbers the humans using it. Also last time I checked some of the first writers to use the trope are werewolves now. I think one is a werebear actually. And they love it. We don't live in the dark ages anymore. There are resources to help us now and we don't have to hide in shame. I think anyone who genuinely wants to be in this community should be allowed to.
Source: My girlfriend turned me because I did my research and I asked her nicely because I'm sexy like that.
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You're a freak and a degenerate and bring a bad name to all lycans.
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What about when you doxxed knotexplosion for the crime of *checks notes* being a fursuiter. Did that not bring a bad name to lycans?
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THEY DEACTIVATED
Anyway, part of lycan acceptance is also accepting if and when people want to become one. No one bats an eye when humans say they want to be a vampire, so why should being a lycanthrope be any different? Both have their pros and cons obviously but so does being a human. Everyone has problems now let's go get you some fruit.
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Wait we can still eat fruit??? I've been avoiding it like the plague because I thought it was bad for us.
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In all seriousness, in my experience just follow guides on what's safe to feed dogs and you'll be good. Now go eat a pineapple.
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WAIT-
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johnpallo · 16 hours
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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johnpallo · 20 hours
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Honestly with the addition of Lady Mowbray, TMAGP is not beating the yuri allegations
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johnpallo · 20 hours
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lord the peasants are so loud today
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johnpallo · 22 hours
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johnpallo · 2 days
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when tje piece of media got you standing in the middle of yr room reenacting this gif
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johnpallo · 2 days
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Magnus fandom, 2016: We're horny for this lady made of worms!
Me: Huh. Unexpected, I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Magnus fandom, 2024: We're horny for this guy made of needles!
Me: Of course you are, my children. Be free.
Magnus fandom 2024: We're horny for this bulbous oozing clown man!
Me: I think 95% of your are being facetious, but the true 5% can go with god.
Magnus fandom, just now: We're horny for a member of the British Aristocracy!
Me: Gross. No. Absolutely not. Sick freaks the lot of you. I am officially kinkshaming. You disgust me.
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johnpallo · 2 days
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johnpallo · 3 days
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johnpallo · 3 days
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also looking through roman women's portrait busts is a great way to see the goofiest hairstyles humanity has ever come up with btw
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jon sims' perpetuating the cycle of violence swag <3
[jon voice] once I finish killing this guy the cycle of violence will be OVER
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johnpallo · 3 days
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One subtle thing i liked about the ending of Episode 15, is that because we finally get a moment where Alice is alone facing something horrifying, we get to see her react genuinely in shock and fear. No bravado, no jokes, instead we see the honest Alice. And she's afraid.
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johnpallo · 3 days
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lady mowbray is said to look like a roman statue come to life so I am now frantically going back through my roman portraiture class notes to find her thee perfect face claim
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johnpallo · 3 days
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Oh hey also
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Why did you say it like that?
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