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I SAY GODSPEED SOLDIER LIKE 500X A DAY FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE WHO APPRECIATES HOW FUNNY IT IS

YESSSS OMGG I'M GLAD I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE LMFAOOOO/

Vibe check

get in loser we're going insane

I couldn’t see my friends today and got a bit silly

Is that Danganronpa on a SWITCH?

HOW DO I GET NIKLAUS OUT OF MY HEAD HES ALWAYS THERE EATING AT MY NERVES HELP IDK WHAT TO DO

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bro there’s a mosquito hawk in my room

Yuck good luck with The Beast

okay wait what IS divorced Zukka?? Like i obviously they got divorced but is there more to it? Cause I really want to know.

Thank you :)

I LOVE SPREADING THE GOOD WORD THANK YOU

okay here is a post that explains the general idea of it, i recommend reading that and also going through my divorced zukka tag, vee's (@grossgirl) divorced zukka tag, and this divorced zukka manifesto

entering the trenches (brocedes tag on ao3) 🫡

knights solo titles came out........ whoever got unison-ga-kikoeru as a url on tumblr pls come out i just want to talk (said while hiding a comically oversized mallet behind my back)

vi got me unisonga-kikoeru tho and i will probably change to that when i can........ rip seknots-izumimir but these things must happen sometimes (the url is not going anywhere it just won't be on my main blog anymore skhgdh)

WAUGH I HAVENT SEEN THEM YET... .... ..

I need to write more gilussy..i only have one fic of him and need more..................

Oooooh~ the gilussy compels youuuuu~~~ drink and be quenched 💦💦

I don’t have a twitter account. Probably never will, even now. So I used to just anonymously use twitter to look at qsmp updates and art. Then it wouldn’t let me use the search bar to look at posts, so I just had to search up art accounts I knew. THEN the search bar was gone entirely, and I had to GOOGLE the accounts if I wanted to see ANYTHING. And now everything is blocked by a login page. I hate that hellsite. I just wanted to feed my hyperfixation, man </3 How will I know which cc is online, what eggs are alive, etc.? I’m so mad.

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I essentially tapped out after mcu phase 3; my heart couldn’t take anything after Endgame other than Loki and The Falcon and the Winter Soldier

HOWEVER, your fics: I’m going to watch Moon Knight

this is very big. I’m ready 🙌🏿

i have been thinking about your ask for days, D A Y S

!!!!! i hope moon knight treats you well!! MCU has broken my heart so many times but it has been such a breath of fresh air to see these newer pockets of fandom form. i'm glad to toss my contributions into the ring every so often; there's some good eggs on here 🥰

I am not normal about Neil Josten………hlep

You are not normal about anything ever to be fair

I'm gonna start g witch bc of you! Do you suggest sub or dub?

!! Have fun! It's a wild ride.

Honestly the dub isn't very bad at all! I usually like watching the subbed version first, though, so my nostalgic heart says do that one and leave the dub for potential rewatches. That's what I did, at least.

How did you get the three cat badges? I know one is booping for the first time but what are the other two for? I am greedyyyy please and thank you

Orange paw is 314 boops and black paw is 1000 boops. I’ve been busy tonight >:3c (btw if you’re on mobile you can click the badge someone has and it’ll show you how they got it!)

People with a fear of bugs who refuse to kill bugs that get into their home despite the fact that the bug’s presence makes them want to cry and piss and shit because they know it’s not the bug’s fault that they’re scared of it and what if some guy decided you deserved to die because he thought you were kind of freaky-looking, are braver than any US marine