you make me chortle

I'm chewing your ears off you know that

i absolutely adore watching you go nuts in askboxes. not comin off anon cuz i don't need to incur your wrath

pussy ass bitch

OMFG EVERYBODY ELSE STFU !!!!

I'm sobbing what the f what the aht hahu wh i'm what this omg wh h h h y u u

how about instead of a basement, a cavern under the sea filled with sharks and sea anemones.

Yes please and thank you :3 I will fetch pearls and make you so many pretty jewels and offer them like you are my deity. My soul belongs to you. They will tell the tale of my devotion as poetry and young people yearning for love and intimacy and affection will read our story and wish someone would at them like I look at you.

Omgggg critter in my inbox hello critter guyy :333333

You will regret this.

william please

hello. hi. you cannot have my toes

peanut lookin' ass

Looks like there's some cooking going on fellas

Bout to write a new story called "The Court of Sleep Token"

But not in the ACOTAR sense.

Lemme cross examine Vessel

🧼🫧 everytime you rub a soap you are jorking it and that's why it releases bubbles ☺️

OH WAIT WAIT WAIT

I'M FUGKINYG CRYINHFHGGHGGFHFHDGH HDJDDJDJDJFJKRURGKUGKGHCVGKVKGHKCKKFKFKFJFGIKFJRNFJFKFKFGJGKKFKDLDLDKFLFLFLLFLCLDLDSLSLOSOZOS

I low key just recreated my most ancient memory and euclid started playing. I think everything in this world is real, even what isn't.

Judgement 🍎🩸

Another normal day on the backstage

Another normal day on the backstage

Another normal day on the backstage

I bet IV would be a menace. 95% of the time calm as a cucumber. And then completely unhinged for a bit. Like throwing even III off. And then going on with life like nothing happened. Leaving the other stunned and confused as to what just happened

And he would just boob III nose on the way out.

🔮🛤️🧳🪼💾🍕🐴👅 <- randomly chosen

Okay so there was a woman who was bored with life and was kinda going through her middle-age crisis and decide to visit a fortune-teller and ask for some guidance and the fortune teller told her to take the train and go on a spontaneous trip and so she did but during her vacation was stung by a jellyfish which caused her to cut her trip short and she was super depressed because not even her trip was going well so Sharon (that's her name) decided to dig up some old flappy disks and reminisce about the times where she was in college and life was fun and then she got super hungry and ordered a pizza and the pizza-man came and he was hung like a horse and Sharon was like damn boy let me get a taste of that peperoni but the young man felt incredibly harassed because he had a fiancé waiting for him at home and Sharon was like damn dude sorry and he was like on no problem so he went home and told the story his fiancé and got his ass ate because of how faithful and respectful he was :)

Aw damn. I love these ngl. May Jupus protect you during your journey 🙏

get fuckegn bonked idiot

(hello :3)

EEOUCHHHHH

(hiiiii <3)