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boardgoats · 9 months

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11th July 2023

Blue and Pink were really late arriving, and were much amused by the cheers and applause when they came through the door. Slightly embarrassed, and after a quick explanation, everyone started splitting into groups. First was the “Feature Game“, the Fantasies & Futures expansion for one of our more popular, heavier games, Tapestry. On the surface, Tapestry has simple mechanisms, but they combine…

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#Burgle Bros.#Condottiere #Forbidden Desert #Tapestry #Tapestry: Fantasies & Futures #The Lost Expedition #Vaalbara #Zoo Break

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loveofastarvingdog · 3 months

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#timothy's txts.#tw emoji

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is-george-the-asshole · 1 month

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Okay, so here's the thing.

I'm in real estate, and my friend's apartment just got burgled, so I suggested a nice place in a better part of town for him, you know - just being a bro!

I hadn't really seen the place before taking him over to look at it. But it was NICE.

It looked BEAUTIFUL - a fireplace, a garden, two bedrooms, like a BLOCK from the park.

So while we're walking around the place, my friend - who was already concerned about the fact it was about twice the rent of his old place - kept making comments about extra expenses for - you know, the guy who delivers wood for the fireplace, a gardener, a guy for charcoal for barbecuing. He even goes on about how he doesn't need a lot of natural light because he doesn't have plants. But he decides to take the place.

And when I brought over the lease, he made this comment about the length of the lease. So I made this - offhand comment about how I could take the apartment if he didn't want it.

So then he goes on about how I should take it, then - which, you know, I make some token protests about this, because you don't just steal an apartment you found for a guy, right?

But he insists - says we'll flip for it. He goes on and on about how it's the official flip, I get to call it, and I say no catching.

I lose the flip.

But!

The coin HIT THE TABLE. It was INTERFERENCE, so I point that out. The whole point of "no catching" was there shouldn't be any interference between his hand and when the coin lands.

He doesn't agree, so I'm like fine, if he wants to ignore the rules of coin flips, he can have it, but he keeps on. He says fine, he'll "choose me" for it (you each pick odds or evens and throw out hands with a different number of fingers, and add them together to figure out if the result is odd or even) - best three out of five.

He won that.

And well, obviously it's my fault I picked wrong, but I was despondent.

It was a REALLY NICE apartment, guys.

So a couple of days later it all comes to a head. I mention, offhand, I'm still upset over losing the choose for the apartment.

He goes off, saying he can't take the place - that he's afraid I'll "mope" if he ever invites me over. But I can't take the place from him, so I refuse to take it, so I end up setting up someone else with it.

But he's somehow mad at ME when it all falls out, making snide comments when we get invited to the housewarming for the lady who took the place.

So let's here it guys - am I the asshole for finding this place for my friend?

#is george the asshole #seinfeld #george costanza #s01e03 #the robbery

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btshoseong · 9 months

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👣. !!: HIS BACKGROUND ‧₊˚

↺ 💌 ࣪ ˖ ∿ author’s note , @ tw for : childbirth , burglary , mentions of abuse , child abuse ( burglars who rob seong’s house knock him unconscious ) , eating disorder ( seong is made fun of for being malnourished, loss of appetite with eating ) , mentions of fainting , mentions of suicide , mentions of mental health ( survivor’s guilt and ptsd ) , mentions of death threats

wow i legit was not expecting to add so many triggers but baby seongie has really been through it bro, kinda nearly teared up at one point writing this 🥲 anyways enjoy.

⊂ HIS ✶ CHILDHOOD ⊃

PARK HOSEONG was born on December 30th, 1994 to parents Park Jaehyeong and Park Mina within Buk-gu District, Daegu, South Korea. Hoseong recalls his mother telling him about the birth, and how it had actually taken place right at home in their little bathtub due to some flooding in the area. It had been a very risky endeavour, but luckily Hoseong had come out healthy, immediately crying for his mother who would coo as she coddled him close.

GROWING UP, THEY were pretty well off. Of course, they weren’t exactly rich, but they had enough money to comfortably get by at the time due to Jaehyeong’s years travelling as a musician with his band. He had accumulated some wealth for them to move into a small two bedroom apartment where Hoseong was offered a room to himself whilst his parents shared the other. Life was doing them well, and about four years after Hoseong’s birth, his little sister would then be born too.

EVEN BEFORE SHE had come out of the womb, Hoseong had adored his little sister dearly. He would often come up to his mother almost everyday and would ask her if it’s time yet, to which his mother would laugh at him and tell him “she needs a little more time than just a couple of days if you want her to be strong enough to play with you”. Hoseong would sing songs to his little sister a lot, often rubbing his mother’s belly and getting so excited when she would kick. He really just enjoyed the idea of having someone to play with, to take care of and protect. He was very good at being a brother figure.

IT WAS AROUND SIX years of age, though, when Hoseong and his family’s lives would truly be turned upside down. He was so young; it was a terrible event to have to endure. His parents had taken his little sister, Park Sohee, with them to buy some new clothes as she was getting older. Hoseong had decided he would stay at home with a babysitter. The girl was their neighbour’s daughter and attended high school, and even she had suffered at the hands of the bastards that had burgled their home that night.

HIDING UNDER THE table in his bedroom, Hoseong was advised to cover his ears tightly, and that no matter what, he wasn’t to come out of that room. He still hears her screams to this day – how she had begged for them to leave, and how she’d defended his home ultimately to fall victim to their ghastly abuse. They had taken everything. They barely left a trace of his old life.

THE SCREAMING, the kicking and crying and punching. It had been too much for him. He knew this girl – she’d always been so sweet, and would take care of him even when he threw tantrums sometimes, and the people outside his bedroom door were clearly hurting her badly. He knew he was advised against it, but he’d opened that door and fought tooth and nail, until his last breath before he was knocked unconscious completely. He still has the scar from when he’d hit the table as he collapsed.

HIS PARENTS HAD probably never recovered either. They had come back to a nearly empty house, with their son on the floor and bleeding from an injury to his head. The babysitter was in a far worse condition beside him. She hadn’t been able to go back to normal life after that. Her face was never the same, and her parents blamed the Park family for all of it. Hoseong had recovered far better, after all. Why was he so lucky?

AFTER THIS INCIDENT, they had nothing. Nobody would help them, and they had to sell the house in order to pay for daily necessities such as tuition fees and food. Jaehyeong used some of the spare cash that he received from his street singing in order to pay for Hoseong’s judo classes. He wanted his son to be able to defend himself from such incidents if they were to occur again. His parents had sacrificed a lot for him.

⊂ PRE ✶ DEBUT ⊃

AS HOSEONG PROGRESSED into his teenage years, he started to understand more deeply about the situation his family was in. His mother tried to find a job, but she wasn’t educated enough to earn high wages. Jaehyeong was working a few odd jobs, from his singing to delivering newspapers and magazines, carrying loads and dumping them into trucks. Hoseong wanted to start helping out more actively so by the age of 13, he had been able to obtain a work permit in his name.

HIS PARENTS HAVE ALWAYS tried very hard to put food on the table for Hoseong and Sohee, but because his sister was so much younger, they would pay more attention to her needs. Hoseong never took it to heart. He had grown to be mature very quickly in these circumstances, and would often share his own meals and put the food on Sohee’s plate. This meant that he was pretty malnourished himself, and so many employers wouldn’t take him on in case he collapsed due to exhaustion or other issues. That meant that Hoseong, too, could only complete odd jobs in order to support his parents and sister.

HE WORKED TIRELESSLY. As soon as he would arrive home from school, he would be leaving just as quickly to earn some extra cash. His main motivation was to never let Sohee feel the losses of poverty. He didn’t want her to have to pass up on good opportunities or feel ashamed of their family situation, and so a lot of the money he earned would go to her studies, books and clothes. He only ever had time to himself during the night where he would sometimes stay up to watch reruns of M Countdown.

HIS FATHER HAD CAUGHT him singing to himself on more than one occasion. Hoseong, although untrained, still had a beautiful singing voice in Jaehyeong’s eyes. He had asked Hoseong if he wanted to accompany him whenever he would go out to sing on the streets of Daegu – not as a part time job, but to live. Jaehyeong had always used singing as his outlet for all the things that he wished to run away from, and it seemed to be that his talent was passed down to Hoseong too. The boy had agreed with wide eyes.

AND THAT WAS HOW HE had been scouted by JYP. He had many original songs he would write in his free time, and his dad had given him the opportunity to be able to sing these in public to an audience that absolutely adored him. He remembers so many big names, talent agencies contacting his dad asking him to audition for them, and he did. He was accepted into JYP with open arms, and he had actually been a trainee there for one solid year before finding out about GLOSS being recruited into Bighit Entertainment.

GLOSS WAS A PRETTY recognised name within the underground rap scene in Daegu. Hoseong would hear comments about him from people when he was working, and even from classmates who would actually attend these battles that took place. He’d only attended the underground rap scene once, and GLOSS had been the most vivid memory of his night there. He knew the man had talent, and even looked up to his lyrics, so hearing him be recruited into another company only meant he had to follow suit.

HOSEONG HAD JOINED Bighit Entertainment because of Min Yoongi. Honestly, he wasn’t entirely sure of taking such a big step. Bighit, at the time, had no reputation at all. They were a small company with minimal experience, and JYP had far more to offer him, but his instincts had told him to take the risk, and honestly as the years went by during his trainee period, he was beginning to at least be thankful to the friends he had made along the way.

OF COURSE IT WASN’T all sunshines and rainbows. He knew he had to work hard in order to excel and shine, especially after finding out this was supposed to be a hip-hop group in the end. He needed to learn rap, needed to learn dance, and maintain an ideal weight if he wished to not be belittled or kicked from the company.

A LOT OF THE BOYS THERE would actually make fun of Hoseong’s appearance behind his back. He dealt with a lot of self image issues, and ate even less as a result of his lost appetite. He knew maintaining a low weight was the ideal for debuting and being accepted in the eyes of the staff, so he had actually found it as a win that he didn’t eat so much. It was only Namjoon, Yoongi and Hoseok who would actively encourage him to eat more.

AS THE YEARS WENT BY, more trainees would join. This meant more competition for Hoseong who would work day and night to perfect every aspect of his craft for monthly evaluations. He would collapse from over exhaustion sometimes after practicing so late into the night and not getting enough sleep. Debuting meant more to him than anything, because if he didn’t debut, then his parents’ sacrifices would have been for nothing. Him being here wasn’t for him, but for his parents. He needed to give back for all that they had lost, for pushing through even when they were at their lowest point.

HIS BIGGEST WISH WAS to make sure his parents never felt the pain of poverty again.

⊂ DEBUT ✶ & BEYOND ⊃

HOSEONG HAD CRIED for hours on the day their debut was announced. He always kept low expectations in order to not be disappointed, and so when he first heard the news, he had genuinely thought it was some sort of prank. It had taken all of the members collectively to convince him that yes, this was really real. None of them had known what to do, but they ended up having a long cookout late into the night together. It had been a fond memory.

WHAT HADN’T BEEN A fond memory, however, was the mistreatment that they would face in the following years after. They were aware that they had to work twice as hard to be recognised since they were from such a small company, but Hoseong particularly remembers the way they were ignored by media outlets and belittled for their concept. He understood that not everybody savoured hip-hop, but receiving so many dismissals for a request to simply spread their message with people seemed just a little malicious.

AND THEN, NOT EVEN three years into their debut, Hoseong was informed that Park Sohee had died by suicide. He had to deal with so much grief, later finding out that his little sister was being bullied in school because of her poor background and her brother’s “flop group”. She couldn’t handle all of the insults. She internalised them to a point that she believed the only way out was by suicide. Hoseong couldn’t have felt more guilty. He had to take a break from the group’s projects and even developed survivor’s guilt and PTSD which he needed to attend therapy for. His life felt like it was collapsing all over again.

THE GROUP WOULD RECEIVE continuous criticism and death threats. They were hated by fans of other groups and received shady comments from some sunbaes, and all of these experiences were hardest for Hoseong to bare. The members knew he was in a vulnerable place, and so instead of listening to all of these outsiders, they began to encourage each other more. Namjoon was one of the biggest forces during this time in Hoseong’s life and the group’s image. He helped Hoseong to push through, always telling him about how they would have the last laugh.

FAST FORWARD TO AROUND 2O16, and things were finally starting to look up a little bit. They had won their very first Daesang, and Hoseong doesn’t think he could have been happier than he was in that moment. He remembers that even his parents had called him that night, crying as they congratulated him for his hard work and recognition. He deserved this, and that first win simply solidified his resolve to keep going.

THEIR LOVE YOURSELF SERIES had been Hoseong’s favourite. It was the era; one that showered him with so much love and care from ARMY that he couldn’t help but break down into tears on stage. It was an overwhelming experience, and a very healing one as well. With everyone’s help, he had begun to truly understand what it was like to let go and start to love himself. He doesn’t think he could ever truly go back to the way things were without ARMY.

STEADILY, THROUGH THEIR UPS and their downs, BTS’s career would skyrocket into international stardom. There was no way but up now, and they began to grow and grow, larger and larger, all the way until their present day today. Chapter 1 has been such a glorious ride; Hoseong has grown and gained new experiences and insights, and he honestly wishes to continue his career as an idol for far more years to come.

THEIR SUCCESS HAS IMPACTED him in a way where he just doesn’t have any words. Sometimes a little voice will creep in to ask him if he really deserves it, but it is quashed quickly by the everlasting love that he receives no matter where he is. There’s people talking about him from all walks of life, telling others about how he helped them overcome many of their own difficulties, or how sweet he is and just how much he gives back to fans too.

IF SOMEONE WERE TO ASK HIM if he’s achieved his dream, he thinks he could finally say yes and mean it.

💬 — HOSEONG’S TAGLIST.

@pandorasword , @ateezsora , @bts-dream , @fairiepoems , @kaitieskidmore97

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truegoist · 4 months

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fei fei ft the dogs (this is not my cat i burgled it)

bro istg I looked for actual dogs in this picture wtf

#Well it’s yours now

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haveyouplayedthisboardgame-poll · 6 months

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#tabletop games #board games

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smashy-headcanons · 2 years

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Joker likes to cook for his friends so I think he'd like to cook for the fellow smashers too! Probably has a group of people who eagerly test his new recipies he tries and cooks. Canonically he's pretty good at replicating flavors, as in Strikers he'll try and cook the foods from restaurants you visit. Strikers has a lot of joker cooking actually! And even a sidequest that involves teaching someone to cook ( With Haru and Futaba Helping, its very nice )

He'd probably work with the others to cook stuff because 80+ fighters is a lot to cook for.

#joker #ask #the-baron-of-burgle #smashy headcanons #super smash bros #headcanon

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whovian223 · 3 years

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Boardgame Geek Top 300 - Play or Played - #240 - 231

Boardgame Geek Top 300 - Play or Played - #240 - 231 - Some wargame content! #boardgames @OrangeNebula @FFGames @parentgeek @RioGrandeGames @tfowers @MinionGames @LukeLaurieGames @Zmangames_ @stonemaiergames @jameystegmaier

Three weeks. Yes, that’s three weeks. Three weeks in a row where I’ve done an entry for the Top 300 games on BGG! Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? I know, right? I don’t believe it either! Anyway, this is the next entry in the Top 300 ranked games on Boardgame Geek. We’re looking at even more games I haven’t played (though this time I’ve played a few!) and seeing whether or not…

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boardgoats · 11 months

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30th May 2023

Pink and Blue were late arriving thanks to a debate as to whether the actor Gary Lewis was in the Roland Emmerich film The Day After Tomorrow. Eventually Blue and IMDb were proved right when Pink found the guy who WAS in the film (Richard McMillan, who bore no resemblance to Gary Lewis whatsoever), but that meant they were late arriving and Plum and Byzantium were already there. Unfortunately,…

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#Bohnanza #Burgle Bros.#Downforce #Downforce: Wild Ride #Draftosaurus #Port Royal #San Juan #Tiny Towns #Wingspan #Wingspan: Asia #Wingspan: European Expansion #Yahtzee

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boardganesandotherobsessions · 5 years

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Playing, and losing, our 2nd consecutive game of Burgle Bro’s.! And loving it.

#boardgames #board games #burgle bros

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beautifulboardgames · 5 years

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Burgle Bros

#burgle bros #board game

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puzzlenation · 4 years

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Board Games and Puzzle Games For Solo Gaming!

In today's blog post, we've got suggestions for puzzle games and board games for the solo player!

[Image courtesy of StoreMyBoardGames.com.]

Friend of the blog Lori reached out to me last week and asked about the best puzzle games and board games for solo play. A pal of hers was in need of game-centric distraction, and given the current global circumstances, she had no one with whom to play.

Never fear, friend-of-friend! We’ve got you covered.

There are all sorts of puzzles and games out…

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anotherplumbob · 4 years

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Dustin: ...so now she’s gonna work at the diner too? I’m sure she’s doing this to control me. If only my dad was here...

Gordon: Skip was the best. A true bro.

Dustin: so...what have you been up to?

Gordon: the burgling business ain’t going too well in The Sims 4. I have this little job coming up tho. Want in?

Dustin: I don’t think teens can join the criminal career in this game.

Gordon: there’s a mod for that yo know?

Dustin: nah I’ll pass...I’m trying to keep my nose clean.

Gordon: good...just let me know if you change your mind.

#Pleasantview 2020 #PV2020 Broke #Dustin Broke #Ts2 to TS4

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leverage-ot3 · 4 years

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notable moments from The Lonely Hearts Job

look at nate and eliot being all domestic reading in the pub

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eliot will literally use ANYTHING as a weapon,,, last ep he used an umbrella, this time he used the fucking book he was reading

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eliot grabbing the guy’s arm as soon as it got anywhere near nate

im soft eliot wants to protect his family at all costs

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*guy starts crying*

nate and eliot, visibly distressed: sOpHIE

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Sophie: You don’t have a romantic bone in your body.

(Eliot walks up, laughing)

Sophie: Oh.

Nate: Oh, really?

Sophie: And you’re one to laugh. You don’t even bother to learn their names. They’re just waitress, nurse, stewardess.

Eliot: First of all, it’s flight attendant, all right? They don’t like being called stewardess. And, second, I know their names

okay but I love eliot so much for a NUMBER™ of reasons but one of the things I love about him is that he goes completely against the toxic masculinity trope

he cooks, he likes things clean, but in this scene, it’s yet again established that he listens to and cares about his lovers even if it’s just a one night stand

he doesn’t disregard them, he doesn’t ever disrespect them

eliot spencer drinks respect women juice and I stan him SO HARD for that

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Parker (walks in): You guys having a three-way?

Sophie: What?

Nate: What?

Parker: Three-way fight

she’s trying her best, your honor

also I LOVE how nobody looked disgusted or outraged by her question,,, like the concept of a three way (or three person relationship *wink wink*) is not scandalous or frowned upon by them

especially since the ot3 becomes canon later, idk this was a nice little tidbit that just supported the idea that none of the members of the team had anything against non mainstream relationships and I love that

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Parker: Let’s go steal a sweetheart. (looks at Eliot) No? A widow.

Eliot: Unh-unh.

Parker: No? Spider?

(Parker and Eliot smile at each other)

Parker: Spider

they’re pure, your honor

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Parker (taking pictures with her cell phone) : No matches on Hardison’s software yet. (sees jewelry on an older woman and takes picture) Ooh. Sparkly.

Nate: Parker, no burgling.

Parker: But these jewels, they’re just asking to be taken.

she’s so cute- she deserves all the shiny things

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San Gui: Then let’s meet Austin, Texas, native Jackson Cooper!

Eliot (to Hardison): Austin, Texas? Did you write that? (walks forward)

hardison is a troll

San Gui: All right. Now, not only is Jackson the founder of Baren Oil, he also led the underwater team that capped the well in the Gulf. (crowd oohs) Oh, yes.

(Eliot glances back at Hardison)

TROLL

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San Gui: That’s right, ladies. Let’s give it up for our last eligible bachelor, Mr. Steven Melching. Come on, Steven. Steven comes to us straight from his compound in Silicon Valley.

Parker: Whoa, whoa, whoa!

parker specifically cheering for hardison gave me serotonin

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parker punching hardison’s date in the face and then HOLDING HER BACK BY PUTTING HER HAND ON HER FACE BC SHES SO MUCH TALLER LMAO

+ parker looked so proud of herself as she was carried out by security she’s baby

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parker setting up the con board (idk what to call it) and nate bringing her in on the plans

MASTERMIND IN TRAINING

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sophie in that dress could punch me in the face and I’d thank her

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Hardison: Oh, sure, right. Speaking of which, did you ever find that steak place?

Eliot: The bet’s off.

Hardison: What you mean the bet’s off?

Eliot: The second that we found out they were grifters, the bet’s off.

Hardison: That doesn’t count. You didn’t set --

Eliot: Page 189, rule number 7 in the bro handbook.

Hardison: What? There wasn’t no rules. You didn’t set any rules.

Eliot: The bet is off in a situation where --

Hardison: I’ll be damned if it’s off.

Eliot: All right, then! I’ll make you some prime rib when this is over.

Hardison: Bone in, well-done?

Eliot: Well-done, bone in

they’re both idiots I love them

also they both smiled and chuckled after agreeing on the ribs bc they may fight but it’s not real and they actually love each other

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Eliot, looking resigned: Do you want me to teach you about the wines again?

Hardison: That’s just hurtful. Just -- just making assumptions and presumptions that I don’t know what I’m -- Yes, I need you to teach me about the wines again, yes.

the fact that they’ve had this conversation BEFORE lmao

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the parker being an absolute RECKLESS driver saga continues

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Sophie: True love does exist.

Eliot (raises bottle for a toast): May it always prevail

eliot is the biggest fucking softie and no I will not change my mind

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bruh I’m C R Y I N G

eliot cares SO MUCH about his family

he bought gifts for parker and sophie so that they’d be happy, but also it would help their relationships with hardison and nate

he knew parker would like a plant that “does something” (see s1 when parker said she got a plant and asked hardison “what does it do”)

he got sophie her favorite flowers

and was SELFLESS and took none of the credit

he just walked away and smiled

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also you cannot convince me that he’s not still thinking about parker and hardison ,,, last episode we had the interaction between him and eliot and the whole “that would mean that I’d be thinking about you and parker, which I never do!” debacle

he thinks about them. all the time. just, until that last episode, he never really realized just how much or what it might have meant

and now, here he is, not too long after, working a con where the team is knee-deep in romance

and eliot thrives

he knew what to get sophie. he definitely knew what to get parker. because he listens, he cares. he doesn’t let the little details slide.

when he picks out the fly trap for parker, he smiles to himself because he knows she will like it and it’ll make her happy. and that will make hardison happy.

eliot doesn’t ask for much. he doesn’t think he deserves half of the wonderful life he’s built with his team.

he won’t let himself be happy in the way the couples can, and would never even dream of being with parker and hardison for real, but he can make them happy. and for him, that is enough.

#leverage #leverage 4.15 #leverage 4x15 #the lonely hearts job #mine #yes i went off on a tangent and NO I WILL NOT BE APOLOGIZING FOR MY OT3 FEELS #notable moments #leverage season 4 #season 4

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