#Because singing killed my grandma ok?!
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Pompon: why don’t you like lemonade?!
Azulin: because lemoned killed my mom ok?!
Pompon: …
Azulin: now leave me alone
Gordi: 😶
Sonrisas: 😬
Pandi: 💀
Maria: 🦄
Achuchones: my uncle broke his neck tap dancing once
Gordi: 🤨
Maria: 💀
Pompon: how did, lemonade kill your mom? What flavor was it?
Azulin: I gave her a poisoned one
Pompon: 😳
Gordi: 😱
#unicorn wars#inncorrect quotes#Azulin#Pompon#Gordi#Achuchones#Sonrisas#Pandi#Maria#Because singing killed my grandma ok?!
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Branch and Poppy from Trolls?
YOUR FAV(S): BRANCH AND POPPY FROM TROLLS SMOKES WEED IN A DENNY'S PARKING LOT!
#tw drugs#tw weed#your fave smokes weed in a denny's parking lot#request#anon#branch#queen poppy#trolls#mod stephen#WHY? WHY WONT YOU SMOKE?#BECAUSE SMOKING KILLED MY GRANDMA OK? NOW LEAVE ME ALONE#< how i think the scene would go if it was abt smoking not singing
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💀 bro couldn't even do that
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I've got so many thoughts about Fear and I'm trying not to say them all because it's mostly complaining and confusion.
I will say. The um. Dialogue?
#It got to a point where every conversation had the exact energy of “because singing killed my grandma ok!”#and also why was everybody such a selfish bastard? ''why are you helping me why do you care?!'' the fuck kinda question is that?#just BECAUSE. but no they'd always answer with ''I'm trying to be good! I've got things to make up for! guilt! my mommy told me to!''#bitch you need a REASON to rescue children from a nuclear plant meltdown? WHAT?#I watched it just to find out what happened to Morgan Dwight and Sherry I'm not gonna lie to you#I've said it before and I'll say it again these actors throw their ENTIRE pussy into these scenes#thank you for trying so hard with what you were given#ftwd#I'm not really sure what to do now
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why not why wont you sing because singing killed my grandma okay now leave me alone my uncle broke his neck tapdancing once how did singing kill your grandma what song was she singing i was the one singing and i need your now tonight and i need you more than ever that day i was so lost in song i didnt hear my grandma trying to warn me branch watch out we’ll only be making it right cause we'll never be wrong watch out branch aaahhh grandma once upon in a time there was light in his life but now theres only love in the dark nothing he can say
DFYFHSHSFHFHKHFSHS?????
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The Hive: Why won't you sing???
Paul, trying to think of an excuse: Because singing killed my grandma ok???
#starkid#idek what this is anymore#hatchetfield#the guy who didn't like musicals#paul matthews#pokey#pokotho#this joke has 100% been made before#idk where but it's been made#team starkid#someone should make an edit of this#put pokeys face on poppy and pauls on branchs#was branch his name???#idk man i haven't seen that movie in years#whatever im rambling again
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Oh yay, our first thunder fire in the new house, wonder how long before someone dies again! Also love how you can see our old house in the background, a reminder you can run from your past but you can’t escape it.
I am of course talking about this family’s past of semi-acceptable interactions between family numbers, because from now on is where things really go off the rails in this department. Allow me to introduce you to..
..Julian and Stacy’s daughter, Sunset Tinker-Union! (Because her parents wear pink and purple, get it? Get the name origin?) So the minute Bartholomew brought Sunset from school I knew it was over for me, as we’re now far enough removed from the other branches of the family tree that not even the extended family mod can save us from all those third cousins being fair game.. and you all know full well that if there’s one thing this family knows how to do, is be attracted to their distant cousins-
-I held out to one tiny hope that maybe Barflina will continue being socially incompetent losers and Sunset will hate them, but no, the minute a distant cousin enters the building it’s clearly time to turn up the charm. So first Bartholomew goes and smustles with Sunset, which, Barth, I didn’t know you were even like, biologically capable of having fun in any way-
-and then Felina (who I keep forgetting is SHY LOL WHAT) goes over to ADMIRE HER. BRO. I have never seen Felina do anything remotely nice her entire life, KILL ME.
But don’t worry, Sunset clearly takes after auntie June! She’s into it! She follows Barth to the toilet for no clear reason! WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME
So you at this point you might be like ya ok, calm your tits, there’s no guarantee anything will even happen. To which I reply go back and read, not even the whole thing, just our college runs, and then get back to me. We’ve been knocking on semi-incest’s door since generation 1 and now we don’t even have to knock, I mean the door is wide open! FML
ANYWAY, all this to say, it’s time to extremely focus on finding these two flops non-related-to-us people to date before we fuck off to college, and this is ALL I’m gonna be doing this update-
-Like haha oh man Cyn and Sandy are starting a rock band, there’s def jokes here, NO. NO TIME, DON’T CARE, HAVE TO AVERT DISASTER.
-Failina, hold your goddamn notebook closer so I can copy, it’s hard with my eyepatch!
-It’ll be even harder when I take your other eye out!
Alright you two.. uh.. awesome kids, let’s go out!
-Go out where.
-And WHY.
So you can have fun, meet people, maybe sing some karaoke or play bowling! You’ve seen how much fun your ancestors have had as teens out and about, driving drunk, being hoes, committing various crimes, you wanna miss out on that experience? It’s even how grandma Shajar met grandma Sophie and that marriage could not be stronger!
-Ugh ok, I guess I do need to get started on the spouse hunt.
-And I would like to get drunk in a different setting than our library.
Perfect! Who knows, by the end of the night, you might even be besties singing duets like Jojo and Gunther!
Oh my- WE LITERALLY JUST GOT HERE. WHAT CAN YOU TWO POSSIBLY BE FIGHTING ABOUT
-SCREW YOU, DAVID OTTOMAS IS MINE
-NO, HE’S MINE, HE’S THE ONLY TEEN SIM IN THE LOT AND I HAVE SENIORITY
-THE HELL YOU DO
OK LET’S GO HOME
-SCREW YOU, I WANNA OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR
-THE DOOR IS MINE, YOU CAN’T EVEN DRIVE YET
OMG LITERALLY STOP. I LEARNED MY LESSON, I’M NEVER MAKING YOU INTERACT AGAIN
Once again, I’m crawling back to Lakshmi! Finally she has returned to us! As you might recall I had to deal with her understudy, Margaret, and frankly she was better than Lak at her job but it just wasn’t the same. Lakshmi and I have HISTORY. We have a deep, dark, beautiful relationship-
-I’m not giving you a discount.
UGH FINE. Take 5k of our last money (I forgot to mention the new house somehow cost 500K, we legit have like 20k left)-
-and hit us with your best shot!
-Oh, I will!
Ok but you’ve said that before and I’m still not over the time I paid you 5k for June and you gave us iVan.
-No, this time I mean it! The path is clear!
The ‘path is clear’?? The path for FELINA’S love life is clearer than it was for June the literal model-hot genius???
-Indeed!
I gotta say, Lakshmi, your mouth better not be writing checks your crystal ball can’t cash.
-It is not, I promise!
Alright, I’m waiting, do it to us-
OH
MY
GOD
IT’S MEADOW
THEY HAVE 3 BOLTS THIS IS ALREADY HILARIOUS. LAKSHMI YOU ARE FORGIVEN FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU’VE EVER PULLED ON ME
Bro this pairing is KILLING ME. Like I get it on paper since they’re both family sims and I guess their chemistry panels and zodiacs must insanely match too, but I thought Felina would get with someone like idk. Gvaudoin? Alegra Gorey? Klara Vonderstein? Maybe the Diva or a vamp NPC? Like you know what I mean, someone that makes sense with the whole dark queen powerful dynasty blabla she has going on. But no, she’s gonna start this house Lannister bs her LTW is about with.. MEADOW THAYER. I love it so much, Felina please don’t ruin this for us!
FELINA WTF DID I JUST SAY
-Sorry, but I don’t know you well enough to accept you touching my shoulder, huhu!🌞
-But if you want to tickle me again, that’s somehow more acceptable to me despite it involving way more touching!🌞
Alright, as I suspected, not a lot going on upstairs with dear Meadow, but it’s ok, I’m just glad to have a huhuing sim around again, Cyn is like 80yo :(
Ah, the tickling of love! Good job, Fel, now we can work our way up to flirting-
-Or I can just not be a turbocuck AND GO FOR IT
Man, the Sophie genes kicked in! Good for you, Fel!
Backyard karaoke time! Seriously what song could these two possibly BOTH like, please comment or msg me your guesses.
So at this point I’m already 100% sold on Meadow as a spouse as I don’t think it’s humanly possible to come up with a funnier pairing than what fate dropped in my lap, but I’d also like to point out that Felina is so into Meadow that she’s already rolling fears of falling out of love with her, despite not even BEING IN LOVE WITH HER YET. Family sims are a fucking trip.
CUTE. Alright Felina, you’re set, we got it in one, semi-incest avoided, yay us. Now I’m gonna leave you to your dream date and focus on Barth-
-who is gambling by himself. Guess I don’t need to ask who’s drunk again!
-That’s one safe bet, haha!
Good Lord. Alright, get up, let’s find you someone while Lakshmi is still here, I’m sure our amazing luck will continue-
-OH FUCK IT’S TIAVE TEENS, HE HAS THE DON BROKEN FACE THING. ABORT ABORT
Oh good there’s nothing to abort, because it turns out Bartholomew is a COMPLETE FAILURE OF A ROMANCE SIM. Observe and keep in mind THEY HAVE 3 BOLTS:
-LALALA LALALA NOT LISTENING TO YOU INSULT MY SPATULA, FUCK OFF
LOL NO @ THE NOOGIES RETURN. FUCK. So clearly Felina has grandma Sophie’s chadly genes and Bartholomew has grandma Shajar’s noogiesexuality, except he’s a romance sim with a 20 woohoo LTW. College with this guy is gonna be UNBEARABLE.
Alright, Barth, let’s try this again, don’t be discouraged! Ignore our lack of cash!
Ignore that Felina got it right on the first try and is still on her endless dream date!
PATRICK TEENS?! LMAO. Bartholomew is so committed to going through family trees, like if it’s not gonna be his own it’s gonna be SOMEONE’S, he doesn’t care! Unlike Don-clone Tiave, Patrick is cute tho, let’s give it a try-
-Ya, let me stop you right there, buddy, not into it but best of luck in your future endeavors!
Bruh. Let’s extremely call it a night, Barth.
-Oh hi, huhu!🌸
-Hi hi, huhu!🌞
-I feel like I know you?💗
Ya Cyn, if I didn’t have photographic proof that it’s not true I’d legit think she’s your long lost daughter. Man ACTUALLY how much sense does it make that like people tend to seek out partners that remind them of their parents and Cyn was always such a maternal influence on Felina??? Holy hell this game has so many layers.
Clearly inspired by seeing her younger self in Meadow, Cyn finally finds it in her to woohoo again after Don’s passing! It’s legitimately crazy to me how loyal she was to him in death, like I can’t get over it, she never extended that courtesy to him while he was alive!
-𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙰𝚁𝚃 𝙼𝚈 𝙵𝙸𝚁𝙴.𝙴𝚇𝙴
It’s ok, Barth, you sleep off the romantic flopping and that tray of whiskeys and we’ll try again tomorrow.
-Ya, make sure to call us over when he ‘tries again tomorrow’ cause we don’t wanna miss it HAHA
-HAHAHA boy did I screw him over by passing down my personality points!
-You sure did, my little turbocuck! Let’s sleep in the same bed tonight, I can’t get into this one anyway with this flop sleeping there!
-That’s what everyone is gonna be saying to him in college HAHAHA
-HAHAHAHA oh Shaj, I love you, let’s work on our marriage!
-I love you too, we’ll overcome our issues!
Awww, see Barth? Love wins❤️
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On one hand I get it why Poppy seems irrational to want Branch to forgive his brothers after they abandoned him when he was a baby and he was left alone with his grandma.
But on the other hand I get it why Poppy is doing this. She knows Branch better than anyone else and how much his grandma's death traumatised him (fuk that meme 'because singing killed my grandma' now I can't unsee it) and that he was alone all these years and he is so attached to and protective of Poppy and their friends cuz he is afraid of losing more people that he loves.
I don't remember Poppy ever saying that she's ok with what his brothers did but she wants Branch to have his family again. Depends on him if he wants to forgive them or not but she doesn't have any bad intentions, she knows that this would make him happy.
I'm personally not entirely convinced that they should be forgiven that easily but I'll wait until I see the movie.
#i just hope no one's too hard on poppy she just wants her boyfriend to be happy and loved#and she's being friends with his brothers too#she wants to help#and for them to be a happy family someday#cuz she and branch are clearly already planning to get married soon#trolls band together#poppy and branch#poppy#branch#broppy
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((I'm going to hell for doing this meme))
"WHY?? WHY WON'T YOU WATCH DEMON SLAYER ANIME? IT'S GOOD!"
"BECAUSE WATCHING DEMON SLAYER KILL MY GRANDMA OK??"
"Now leave me alone..."
"My grandpa broke he's neck when bopping with Guren, once."
"How does watching demon slayer kill your grandma?"
"I was the one watching Demon Slayer."
*Branch happily sing Guren inccorectly while scrolling Instagram*
"Branch! Look out!"
*Branch's grandma get spoiled by manga reader*
"GRANMAAAAAA!!!!!"
*Branch get spoiled. Now he knows who die, who survived, who facing/fight who, and what happen to character post-canon, including their descendants. Branch no longer find joy to continue demon slayer anime*
#I'M SORRY I GIGGLE WHEN I WROTE THIS#I'M SORRY BRANCH I DID CRY WHEN YOUR GRANDMA DIE#dreamworks trolls#trolls branch#trolls 1#trolls meme#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#demon slayer
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While Sing 3 is still developing can you think of the 5 things you want to see in that movie and the 5 thing you don’t wanted?
Thank you so much for the ask and I'm sorry for the delay in answering. I hope you enjoy and this properly answers your question! - <3 Gooseless
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Ok so, I'm personally a bit of a skeptic on if Sing 3 will come out soon (or ever at this point) due to the strikes likely halting all work on it. And obviously, if they worked through the strikes, I will not be supporting the movie in the slightest due to my pure hatred of crossing picket lines for no good reason and AI being used as studios want it to be. However, I do have serval things I do want to see if/when it comes out and a ton of stuff I don't.
Things I want to see (Please Illumination, Please):
Rynny being confirmed. That should surprise none of you. This blog was started as, and still primarily is, as Rynny ship blog. I love those two so much together and I feel like it would complete Johnny's queer allegory storyline very well (ie. familial acceptance, wider community acceptance, personal acceptance by allowing yourself to be yourself). My mutual have been spammed with numerous songs that I have choreographed duets to for these two already and I would just absolutely love to see it.
Noodlemoon being confirmed. I am very vocally a Noodlemoon truther and I adore those two together. Buster's chaos to Eddie's chill would work so well and it makes the most sense for me when it comes to potential partners for either of them.
More scenes of the troupe being a family. They act like a family already and I love the snippets we see, but I would love to see more of their group dynamic. Like Mrs. Crawly is essentially Johnny's grandma at this point, Rosita being the troupe mom, Gunter being a chaotic uncle.
The gang being a family. These boys are my absolute favourite characters. They're adorable together already but I really want Johnny to call Stan and Barry his uncles. Or have Marcus refer to Nooshy as Johnny's sister (feel like that one could be slipped in easily). Marcus is an amazingly good dad to Johnny after the whole disownment thing was patched up and it's clear that whatever mandated therapy they went to is working wonders so I want more scenes of them together (and hopefully Johnny doing more questionable things, like please, let the boy pick a lock).
Gunter getting a conflict. Now, I'm not saying drag Gunter through personal hell. He has done that enough in shorts. But he hasn't faced a personal conflict in any movie yet and is the only troupe member to not do so. I think it's about time we get more of an insight into his character and I think this would be an amazing opportunity.
Things I Don't Want To See (Please No Illumination, Please No):
I swear, do not kill off Nana, Hobbs, Clay, or Mrs. Crawly. They're the oldest cast members, I know. You want more character development, I know. If you kill any of them off however, I will personally lead the revolt. They are all immortal now.
Bring back Mike. I hate him. Just straight up. He bullies a kid!!! That goes for Klaus too and Jimmy. They are irredeemable villians. You bring them back, I protest in front of your studio offices. They all deliberately hurt people, two of which used abuse of power as well. Just NO.
Create a love triangle? Jail. I hate love triangles. Partially due to it typically actually being a lover corner (two people interested in one person instead of the actual intricacies of a triangle), mainly because it's stupid. It's overplayed, in nearly every film saga it seems, and are always pretty pointless. I just do not like them in the slightest and will cry if I have to sit through one.
Do not put Buster in jail. I know we joke about the amount of felonies that man has committed but at this point, if he goes to jail, the legal system in their universe will be busy for the next century. Also, none of the teens need extra trauma. Just leave them be.
If y'all destroy one of the best queer allegories I have ever seen by giving Johnny a canon female romantic partner, I will start a fucking revolution. I literally study cultures and films and character coding, ok? Like that's my whole field of study. Johnny's story being a queer allegory is so important to me. Not only is it incredably realistic in my opinion (I cry at the disownment scene because something very similar was said to me when I came out), but almost every other queer personI talk to how has watched these movies picked up on the allegory and loves it as well. It's very well written and not subtle in a good way. It's great for starting conversations about LGBTQIA+ characters in media. ...Also, he's apparently based on Elton John according to my friend that has the character book, and I'm pretty sure Elton John would be pissed if you fucked that up.
Though, I feel like I should make a disclaimer here. My first few fandoms that I was raised in have taught me how to be an expert at ignoring canon (special shout out to Supernatural in particular). Just because it happens in a movie, doesn't mean I'm going to put that in my works. I'm a fanfic writer after all. I write what I want to happen, not necessarily what does happen according to canon.
#sing#sing 2#sing 3 ideas#sing johnny#sing buster#sing ryan#sing marcus#sing ash#sing big daddy#sing nooshy#rynny#sing rynny#johnny x ryan#sing noodlemoon#noodlemoon#Illumination please do not bring back abusers bullies or attempted murderers#that would be a BAD IDEA#if they kill mrs crawly i will riot#i will storm the bastille like this is the french revolution#just try me#yeah im great at ignoring canon guys. its a talent. i was raised to do it really#i legit have a sticker on my laptop that says 'i do what i want' and i feel like that explains my writing well#might edit later if theres any grammar mistakes#im tired rn tho
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ROUND 1A, MATCH 8 OUT OF 8!
Cause of Death & Propaganda Under the Cut:
Rachel Bronev
Cause of Death: Unspecified Illness
Propaganda:
So much lost potential!! She is related to several important characters and so her death is to make every other (male) character cry. It only counts as one character's backstory, though: the other characters already have different dead woman backstories.
Grandma Rosiepuff
Cause of Death: Consumed; Sacrificed Herself to Save Grandson
Propaganda:
"BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA, OK?"
Anna Irving
Cause of Death: Murdered by the Love of Her Life When Transformed into a Monster
Propaganda:
She’s the main characters mother and there’s just so much wasted potential in her character. She’s literally killed off before the start of the game for Kratos man pain as well as causing Lloyd pain later when he finds out the truth. And we never hear anything else about her, her only relevance to the story is her death.
#wasted women poll#rachel bronev#professor layton#grandma rosiepuff#trolls#dreamworks trolls#anna irving#tales of symphonia#poll bracket#poll tournament#character polls#polls#round 1#round 1a
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What do you think of us in the DreamWorks Trolls fandom?
As a victim of being dragged by my 9 year old niece almost everytime one of its movies comes out i'm jealous that you guys enjoy it/j
Nah but seriously, while all the songs i've seen weren't my favorite and were just covers I do enjoy the characters (I still think that glitter troll would be a menace everywhere he walked, like a trail forever marking he was there), I would say im an enjoyer though I don't go out of my way to keep track of the lore. On the fandom as a whole I haven't really interacted enough with it other than the memes and I must say the "BECAUSE SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OK?" Has not stopped being my favorite with all the version you guys make lol
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Jen Tortures Herself With Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: Trolls
So uhhhhh this movie. Kind of took me by surprise??? I went in expecting to hate this, thinking it would be annoyingly loud and bright and simple. What I got... wasn't quite what I thought it would be. Let's get into it.
The Trolls are a fun-loving, happy-go-lucky race of singing and dancing creatures, though they're constantly at ends with the miserable Bergens who want to eat them to get a taste of happiness. After escaping from the Bergens 20 years ago, the Trolls are thriving, until they're discovered by the ousted Bergen Chef, who captures a handful of Princess Poppy's friends, so she sets out with the perpetually grumpy Branch to rescue them. Along the way, they discover there may be a way to bring happiness to the Bergens and save their fellow Trolls alike.
So yeah, a very fantastical, fairy-taleish plot, one that took a few actually interesting, unexpected twists and turns. Don't get me wrong, this isn't a very complicated film, it wears its message of "Happiness is inside you" on its sleeve shamelessly. And yet... I don't know how, but it managed to... genuinely engage me?
Yeah, seriously. I actually kind of liked this? I don't know if it was because the emotions actually managed to hit or if I found the Bergens to be compelling antagonists/anti-heroes or if I started to really enjoy the dynamic between Poppy and Branch or what but like... fuck. Trolls is actually kind of ok? I feel like I'm going crazy just saying that. Like LOOK at that image up there and tell me that's the kind of movie anyone over the age of 6 would enjoy. And yet... I sort of did?
The movie, however, is certainly not without its faults. Its a jukebox musical and that's really not my cup of tea. The pop songs they picked for this are... tolerable, I guess, but hearing a lot of them kind of abruptly pulled me out of the plot so damn fast. Like I said, this is also a very simple movie, one with simple humor (save for a few insane adult jokes I couldn't believe they managed to sneak in there), and simple characters.
Poppy is... ok. She's kind of a bit too perpetually upbeat and cheery for me and yet she's not too over the top like I'd feared she'd be. By contrast, I really liked Branch! He's the straight man to literally all of the other Trolls around him and his dry sarcasm brought a lot of texture to what would have otherwise been a zany, goofy cast. The Bergens do much of the same, from the conflicted King Gristle, to the lovestruck scullery maid Bridget, to our villain, the insane, girlboss Chef, who just stole the show whenever she was on screen.
The visuals in this are also really nice? Like yes, its agressively bright and colorful but it works, I think? Like everything in this world feels like its made out of felt and fabric, very soft and fuzzy to the point that you can practically feel it. The designs for some of these creatures and backgrounds is actually really pretty in their own unique way? Of course, this is coming from someone who likes a lot of color anyway. If you like something a little more grounded visually, this probably isn't the movie for you.
So yeah, Trolls was... ok. Again, I'm fucking shocked, because I'd always been lead to believe this was Dreamworks in their peak cynical cashgrab era but... there's something to this movie that I didn't expect would be there. It's not fantastic by any means, but it has... some substance. And based on what I knew about this film going in, that's certainly more than I was expecting.
Overall Rating: 6/10
Verdict: SINGING KILLED YOUR GRANDMA
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#jen watches#dreamworks watch#dreamworks#trolls#dreamworks trolls#jen tortures herself with every dreamworks animated movie ever made
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Trolls (I should really watch the sequel before the 3rd movie comes)
I will be frank, I expected shit and I had not come see it in theaters for that. But courtesy of @papabirdurskeks who seemed to really like it, I did watch it and despite big flaws I liked ! It is not a great movie but it doesn't deserve the hate it got, jukebox movies usually are my guilty pleasures when either it makes sense or helps the plot and the I See Your True Colors scene is really a proof of it. And Poppy and Branch had a great dynamic and Bridget was cute her own ugly pathetic way. And I liked the plot twist of the yoga friend being a shady dick, it was refreshing AND I ALWAYS SAID PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS TELL OTHERS HOW TO BE GOOD DO IT NOT OUT OF SINCERITY TO HELP BUT JIST FOR THEMSELVES HAHAAA ! SadlyIheardheisforgiveninthetvshowandafriendagainNO!?!?!WHY!?!?!?
Ok most of Poppy's friends were annoying I didn't like them, I think it is resolved a bit too quickly (but eh, jukebox movies usually are not meant to be taken seriously and just be feelgood movies to put our brains on the side a moment), I did the BAD IDEA to watch it in French at first which had the songs translated WHY DO YOU DO THAT NOOO and I still think it is not the best metaphor of depression (you're gonna make me believe a WHOLE species are sad only because they convinced themselves they are sad and never ever knew happiness even when in love or have children or do their dream job or do hobbies becauseyesIknowevendepressedthoseyouloveandthingsyouloveendupnotworkinganymoreBUTyoustillarehappywhenyoumeetthemanddiscoverthosewhilehereitmeanstheywerenoteven and never realized by themselves with how they are happy about the Trollstice before eating trolls AND if indeed depression is that deep and ingrained that they will suddenly be happy just because they are told to with a song !?!)
But over than that I liked. And yes as memey and as much as I agree the sentence "SINGING KILLED MY GRANDMA OK" is clumsy and can feel forced and laughable out of context I still think that it does its work good with how much Branch kept grieving his grandma and feeling guilty and associating singing to that trauma. So yeah, fuck haters, it's a feel good movie when you want to ignore your brain for a moment and just sing along. Plus the animation is gorgeous and smooth, the felt texture of almost everything in the forest is sooo pretty it made me want to touch everything in these scenes
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Teenage rebellion
Chapter 8: just a teenage dirt bag
Jackson pov
It’s been about a month without Aristotle I just kind of want to break them out of there they said they fell a lot better but if I can’t I might just go around robbing people and probably kill them
A few hours later Jackson decides to go around into people’s houses and grab any expensive things it can find until it got caught in a apartment building
Jackson:* picks up a small silver chain* nice I can make a bracelet for Sarah
Haddie:* runs out with a metal pipe at Jackson* GET OUT!!!
Jackson:* grabs the pipe and starts hitting haddie* next time think before you act
Haddie:* trying to grab a knife* w-what do you want you monster?
Jackson:* slams the pipe against haddies head* to watch people suffer!
Jackson ripped all haddies teeth out before leaving and continuing to rob and kill people
Meanwhile with Lawrence and lanky hanging out in the living room listening to the radio
Lanky: this channel sucks
Lawrence: yea let me change it
Lawrence fiddles with the radio and then finds the news channel
News reporter on the radio: tonight the teeth grabber strikes again but in the town of coldwind three homes and their owners have been robbed and killed and had all there teeth ripped off
Lanky: you know I sometimes worry about what you are teaching the kids
Lawrence: I Know dear I know
Jackson:* walks into the house* I got 43 teeth!!
Lawrence: good job Jackson
Lanky: what do you plan on doing with so much teeth?
Jackson: crafts and jewelry!
Lanky: that’s nice sweetie
The next day with Zachary
Catalina: where do you think you’re going young man?
Zachary: to the park to practice guitar
Catalina; did you get all the chores i asked you to do done?
Zachary: yes I did grandma
Catalina: ok make sure to be back by tonight
Zachary: I know
Zachary grabs his guitar and headphones then walks to the park to a little isolated area near the water he didn’t want to admit it but he was working on learning Charlie, Jackson’s and Aristotles favorite songs and learning how to sing them he knows it may be cheesy but he doesn’t care he wanted to see them happy no matter what
Zachary pov
I am trying to play Charlies favorite song I couldn’t find the chords online so I am just listening to the song and ear guessing the chords and I can’t sing even to save my life so that’s why I went to the isolated area near the lake so nobody can hear my horse dying singing voice good thing I know Brazilian because Aristotle’s favorite song is in Brazilian(I could be wrong about this but the song is O sol e a Lua and I googled it said that the song was in Brazilian) and Jackson’s favorite song is a little complicated but I think I can do it
Zachary sat there on the lake dock practicing until he got a good percent of the song done and starts to walk home
Zachary pov
The night is warm and windy it’s nice to walk outside I should probably do it more often maybe bring Charlie since he needs to get outside more and maybe maybe Jackson because it rarely go outside
Zachary makes it home
Zoe: how was practice?
Zachary: it was fine
Zoe: nice oh by the way Jackson called
Zachary: what was it saying?
Zoe: asking if you want to come over because it wants to go murder people but it seems like it already did that 
Zachary: ah ok 
A week later with Charlie
Zero:* fixing Charlie’s arm* I have told you several times not to run around because you get your arms caught in trees and I have to waste my time
Charlie: sorry robot dad 
Zero: Charlie the may we keep you inside because it’s dangerous out there and some people are after all of us 
Charlie: why?
Zero: they claim that we are to dangerous for humanity
Charlie: even Abby?
Zero: yes if someone looks into her eyes they will become violent or have a heart attack
Charlie: so that’s why I can’t bring my human friend over?
Zero: mainly yes
Charlie: ok
Zero: there your arm is finished
Charlie: thanks dad
Zero: now if you want to go play outside you have to stay out of trees and anything that can get your arms and legs stuck in
Charlie: I know dad
A few hours later Charlie decides to go out to the abandoned town that he lives in and runs around the abandoned mall for a few hours
Jackson: hay Charlie
Charlie: how long were you here for?
Jackson: I just got here
Charlie: ok anyway get down here I have a question
Jackson: ok * jumps down* yes?
Charlie: how long have those wood pieces been on every window and door at your house there for?
Jackson: as long as I can remember my dads say it’s for my safety
Charlie: do they ever get replaced?
Jackson: every month or so because of the rot inducing goo
Charlie: yea that makes sense
Jackson and Charlie hang out for 2 hours
Jackson: well I have to go
Charlie: ok see you tomorrow
End of story


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