why get gay married when you can get gay divorced

Man. This family really can found

Hehe, I’m glad you like the vampire thing because it has NOT left my mind since I sent that ask. Imagining Ghost denying her his blood for days when she’s been bad, only letting her feed from Soap while knowing she can never drink much of it before feeling like she’s gonna puke. And then when he finally does let her have his blood again, it’s like a drug to her after so long with a near empty stomach. Blood dripping down her chin and chest, a giggly and dazed happy little pet who clings to him and keeps trying to suck at the cuts on his skin (he doesn’t trust her enough to not rip off anything so she doesn’t get to use her fangs, he just cuts himself instead to give her blood) - 🕸

ghost putting a little piece of wax or rubber of smth over her fangs so she can't bite him cause she's been too greedy lately :(

only lets her drink johnny's blood because she gets oh so desperate after only a few days. starts begging and whining and pleading, feeds on johnny and keeps her eyes on ghost's neck, tries to reach for ghost every time he drops her in johnny's lap to feed, always gets a little sniffly and maybe even sick after she feeds from her guard

(and poor johnny takes a massive blow to the ego every night, gets pushed closer and closer to ghost :( why does the taste of his blood make his princess gag, but ghost's makes her eyes roll back in pleasure? must mean ghost is smth pretty good)

she gets high when ghost finally lets her drink from him, is real limp and easy to move off of his neck when he decides she's done. she's giggly and affectionate, strokes all over his face and body just to explore, not even trying to initiate anything. johnny shifts into his wolf form and cuddles up with her, and ghost relaxes as he watches his two pretty pets fall asleep, both taken care of by him and him alone <3

i think just on a fundamental level stories that say “it might not be easy, but choosing to care and love and connect with people matters” are the ones that will always appeal to me

james potter uses his straight passing finance bro/nepo baby/generational wealth privilege to fund whats really important: the best most sexiest queer family fuckup, his cringefail loser bf, and their poly gay lovenest

I don't think my received meter's likely to break, but at least I've booped a laughable amount of times, and the boop-meter genuinely helped me get through a rough day (making sure my wife woke up from surgery to a ridiculous amount of boops helped while I was stuck in the waiting room). So, grand scheme of things, thanks, @staff. This silly thing made a bad day significantly better.

there should absolutely be more fics about sun wukong and his beautifully frightening red eyes actually

Ngl I cannot stop thinking about this outfit. Thighs on DISPLAY

Was making my way through a fact check of an...um...interesting response to an older comment of mine when I came across this gem.

I think that when creating anything vampire-related you have to make sure to hit the perfect blend of horniness and tragedy, otherwise what's even the point

me: these two characters are limited in their perspectives and torn apart by their differences, this is why i want to see them collide and conflict, learning from and eventually reconciling with each other

fanfic: but they can also hate fuck

me, nodding: but they can also hate fuck

Okay, but I need to know what they are whispering... because it looks like they are whispering

All of the casual intimacy is just KILLING me

I'm a sucker for that and this show is the CHAMPION of casual intimacy

Between friends, between lovers, between coworkers, between family

They're allowed to be openly affectionate

They just have so much heart, all of them and they don't keep it to themselves

They appreciate each other loudly and openly

And it's not made into a joke

There is no "they're too though for that"

It's treated as evident, they care for each other, so they show it

I just LOVE that they get to be soft

Bakugo being all «I knew Todoroki could do this» and grinning like STOP THEY ARE SO SHSJSKKSK 😭😭😭♥️♥️♥️

woke up in a cold sweat with a sudden epiphany about what 2023 bl has been missing

mox couldn't even stay home and rest he had to come to seattle just to be a nerd on commentary and i love that for him and us