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#BRING IT BACK PLEASE
wosstue · 2 days
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Sometimes I wonder what Gothamites think of the different Robins.
This kind of spiralled from Gotham Tok on my fyp all the time, so here’s how I see the progression of how Gotham sees its Dark Knight and Boy Wonder’s:
Pre-Robin Batman:
“Batman isn’t real”
“Batman’s a cryptic”
“Batman is a concept made up by the Gotham PD to scare off criminals”
They don’t believe he’s real. The only people who have actually seen him are hospitalised or in prison, or mentally deranged enough that no one would even believe them.
Enter Dick Grayson:
“What do you mean you saw colour… in the Gotham sky? You mean the red tint every night?”
“Batman and Robin on the paper? No that’s definitely staged. Why would there be a child running around in a leotard, and what, do you think Batman is human?”
They don’t believe again. But they see him grow up, they see meta’s in Gotham led by him. And they accept maybe Robin is an actual person running around with the bat that… might be a person, I mean he has ‘man’ in the same but who knows?!
Enter Jason Todd:
“What do you mean Robin got younger? I thought Robin was in San Francisco now.”
“There’s actual candid shots of the bat and the bird now… maybe it is more than a wives tale.”
First clear pictures on the paper and on the news. People start to actually believe both Robin and Batman exist. But they also knew Robin was in san Fransisco, and taller than 4”10.
Enter Tim Drake:
They don’t notice a single difference between the extremely short 16 year old Jason, and the 13 year old Tim. Goons do however notice the kid wears more armour now and has trousers… good for him.
Enter Stephany Brown:
Any civilians that actually saw her thought it was a costume and a badly picked one, dressing up as a vigilante in Gotham is waiting for someone with a bone to pick.
Enter Damian Wayne:
“Is… robin shorter again… and since when does he stab criminals?”
They once again can’t get a clear picture of Robin. He’s always in the shadows! And he’s fast. Also multiple villains swear he can sound like all sorts of different people. Why can he sound like Amanda Waller?! Goons continuously shit their pants when he just decides to fuck with them and sound like whatever villain they were hired by.
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thiziri · 3 months
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Captain Tim Laurence at the Jackie Stewart Celebrity Challenge at Gleneagles, Scotland, on 01 July 1995.
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vroomvroomsposts · 9 days
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Every time I see a Mclaren onboard picture I keep thinking it’s an old pic of Renault because of the yellow. 🫠
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How has this not circulated again since the tour started like. They are literally the queen of rock and roll...
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rocaydran · 11 months
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god bless the yellow jacket
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itzmshadow · 2 months
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I figured out why the crafting dead Fandom is so small. ITS NOT FINISHED??? I WAS JUST PEACFULLY WATCHING IT AND BOOM IT JUST ENDED.
THEY WILL NEVER FIND PLUTO </333
ALSO WHAT ON EARTH WAS THAT SEASON 1 FINALE???????
I literally got so attatched to Lars 😭😭 (don't do that)
I WAS EATING UP THAT ROLEPLAY-
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symphonxx · 9 months
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Heres me spreading my canto saiki k agenda, because yes.
It is amazing, please go watch it in cantonese. + if u understand the meaning, its even funnier bcs the sub arent always accurate nd the dub makes it hilarious since its in terms that is only funny if u get it with context!! ( like all japanese dubs wit sub )
( My favourite scene is when Saiki calls Makoto a 变态佬 because the way he said it was so smooth 😭 )
S1.Ep9’s rough translation ( the canto is written into english nd sumtimes simplified chinese ) to show as an example:
“ Ur like a fly hovering over dog shit. “
“ Based on ur words, isnt Teruhashi dog shit?? “
“ Lemme ask u, do u rlly think u have a chance? “
“ I’ve never thought of it “
“ u should probably stop dreaming la, piece of trash ( lapsap 😭😭 )
“ I told u, ive never thought of that wtf “
*sumn about Teruhashi being gods creation*
“ Do u have to describe her that far “
“ The only person suited to be with Teruhashi, is me alone! “ ( 真是我一个!)
“ Does this guy even know the bs hes saying rn “
“ The only one to marry my sister is only me. “
“ Gtfo u pervert “ ( 变态佬 but it wouldve been funnier to use hamsap-lou, which is also essentially pervert, js more offending lol )
“ Why are you here! “
“ Hurry up and get this pervert ( read: 变态佬 ) out of here “
*insert Makoto in disbelief at Teruhashi screaming how she hates him b4 runnin away*
“ Please take him along as u leave goddamn “
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is-this--all-there-is · 2 months
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WAIT IT FINISHED??? THE BOOPING CAN’T BE OVER!!!
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shiftingwithmars · 7 days
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HEAR ME OUT—
TUMBLR BOOPING COMMUNITY—
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idkthemusic · 1 year
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my mental health was in a good place and they go and cancel lockwood & co. wow.
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unfindable-author · 1 year
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Do you think Zane still sits in his refrigerator?
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imtoolazytoo · 2 years
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GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS
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maladaptvs · 7 months
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the hair from the lockdown shows by the way??,? incredibly important to me. actually the sexies- COHGH i mean he looks nice yeah
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stqrryskiez · 1 year
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ever since white people stopped saying "holy moly" society has regressed
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the-big-cheese · 30 days
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BRING MY BOY BACK HE DID NOTHING WRONG!!!!!
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So was anyone gonna tell me the Greek navy still has a fully functional trireme?
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Her name is Olympias! She was built in 1987 and can sail up to 9 knots (17 km) per hour!
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Olympias weighs 47 tonnes, but is remarkably agile, able to make a 180 degree turn within one minute. Everything but the bracing ropes was constructed of the same materials as in ancient Greece. (They used steel instead of hemp rope for cost reasons.)
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Experiments with Olympias have helped us understand the capabilities of warships from ancient Greek and Roman times. Triremes like her were built for speed, maneuverability, and aggressive ramming. (Her beak alone weighs 200 kg.) It appears that many of the seamanship feats described by Thucydides were indeed possible!
Olympias is now an exhibit at Naval Tradition Park in Palaio Faliro, Athens, Greece. She's usually dry docked these days, but I've found a couple videos of her at sea!
Edit: Initially got her top speed wrong, sorry. It is now corrected!
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