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wip of my new favorite baby, designed by graymutual, currently unnamed but definitely a twiluna child

Crow services

After Danny died he noticed that some animals had become more attached to him while others had moved away. Aggressive or death related animals seemed to react positively to his presence, although friendlier animals such as birds tended to fly away.

Of course, none of this prepared him for the number of crows that landed on his window daily. At first he was scared that they would consider him a corpse and try to eat him but after the third time they brought him a shiny object he assumed they just liked him.

Those crows became very fond of him, they let him pet them, they would perch on his head or shoulders, always present and sometimes even watching over him (A particularly intelligent crow he named Poe would drive his parents away with distractions).

So when he moved to Gotham to complete his studies he prepared for a farewell to his feathered friends; said friends simply ignored him and followed him around the city. Danny assumed he wasn't going to be able to fight them, so he let them be.

This is how the phenomenon called "The Invasion of Crows" began in Gotham, the animals were not aggressive but mostly indifferent, some of them agreed to carry letters as homing pigeons (After Danny asked them for the favor) starting "Crow services"

As long as you had the money or something shiny to pay them the birds would carry messages from one place to another, ironically they would give that payment to Danny, who only sighed and let them pass to his apartment, giving them: some food, shelter and a place to sleep, although he was worried the moment his neighbor would complain about the noise.

At first he let them stay on the streets because they were supposed to be free, but after the sixth time he caught Damian Wayne trying to adopt one he just rolled his eyes and now the little ones were living with him.

So yes, when Jason finally decided to visit his neighbor he didn't expect the red eyed crowd staring at him and judging his actions, one in particular lunged at him and he swore he was about to gouge his eyes out before a voice yelled "Poe, wait! "

Said crow looked at him for a few more seconds before perch on the head of the prettiest boy he had ever seen, who approached to offer him a hand "I'm sorry, they're very overprotective" he muttered worried.

Jason almost fell over laughing when he noticed that this was B's "weird case" about the rise in crows alongside the supposed "new rogue" in town, when all he saw was a college boy with a murder of crows living in his house, maybe creating a new messaging system.

He was going to have so much fun with this, maybe he'd even manage to go on a date with his eyes intact, who knows.

I have nothing to say in my defense this time, fellas.

have more of this.

yada yada yada please rb for a wider sample size because i am actually VERY curious

dr. ratio lightcone is tickling me ON ALL THE RIGHT PLACES

sir veritas ratio, the man that you are

needed to sketch this moment in the digital ticket that i’ve thought a lot about recently.

braidbeard hehehhahauaggaghu

(full mini comic has been posted)

being in art school and having basically 0 knowledge about christianity whatsoever is so funny at this point i think you could tell me literally anything was an allegory for jesus and i'd just believe you

read hbomberguy's interview with vulture and these two answers in particular are extremely real

Gotham Knights - 1x11

The fun part about being a show only is that, if you are even a little bit chill with spoilers, you can just read everything the book fans are saying in the tags. I do it all the time. It's fascinating. I have no idea what the FUCK y'all are on about.

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

in which fine. ok. sure. i guess.

not even trying to be a hater (it just comes naturally to me) when i say this must be the worst way to win* your first three championships?? 1st you’re gifted and everyone knows you didn’t deserve it. 2nd your team breaks the financial regulations and no one’s even sure if you’ve won it for like 10 mins or if ur gonna get to keep it. then you spend a year with NO competition not even your teammate putting up a fight and f1 has to mobilise all their cronies to try and convince people that this is good you’re good but it doesn’t work!! everyone who’s not the orange army hates you and thinks you’re dull as shit and maybe if you’d done the right thing after abu dhabi this would’ve been a little bit better; you could’ve said i don’t feel comfortable with this, i shouldn’t have won it, but you doubled down and became even more of a cunt. i’d say i bet it keeps him up at night bc no true sportsperson would like to win like this but then i’m not sure if he is a true sportsperson so??

I may have gotten a bit carried away