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joesalw · 6 months
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Taylor Swift has an unhealthy obsession with changing her personality according to the men she dates from time to time. It’s funny how she talks about how she's never gonna get back the six years of her life being wasted for being private. But this is the same person who released interviews saying she craves privacy and it has made her life manageable and feel real instead of being the objective of tabloid stories by the media.
It's like she doesn’t have her own perspective of life, she always sees the world the way her partners see them. When she first started dating Joe and started talking about him, she made it look like he is the best thing that has ever happened to her, even in her songs she wrote so highly of him. All the things that she's rejecting now are the things that she admired back in 2016-2022. With all the privacy cravings back then, her fans were dragging Tom hiddleston and Calvin Harris for being so public with her, they dragged these guys saying they only used her for fame and never seen the real Taylor. Back then the narrative was, only Joe was a real guy who loves Taylor for being herself and not the Taylor Swift tm. But since the relationship didn’t work out, she switched the whole narrative again.
This time Joe is the villain for not being public with her. She is so proud of Kelce, she loves to enjoy his shows and apparently she doesn’t care about how many people are pissed of seeing her face everyday, she made a quote on that. But how long since she will switch this narrative too? Again swifties will villainize Travis Kelce and not TS. It's funny how they totally erased the existence of Matty Healy from the interview as well, since it was bad for her image. But we didn’t forget it Taylor that you were proudly hanging out with a racist, xenophobic, islamophobic, zionist guy and publishing articles on how your relationship is NOT platonic.
Her whole activism era started because Joe was an activist. He didn’t stop it after the breakup because it's a part of his personality, he still signed the ceasefire letter. But Taylor didn’t utter a single word about genocide, she's busy learning football and crying about how oppressed she is in her billionaire lifestyle. And somehow she is the Person of the Year in Times magazine.
And talking about her new boyfriend so publicly is something she never did even with Calvin Harris, which was (in comparison) her third most public relationship. But somehow all of this is directed towards Joe as if he was the one in fault for keeping her silent for so long. She is a grown ass woman who can take her own decisions. If she wanted an out from being locked for so long in her own mansions, she could've done that anyway. But to make it look like someone else fault is something she never gets tired of. It's always her exes' faults and not hers. When will you take accountability for your own decisions Taylor Swift?
Like this woman is pushing 40 and is still acting like a high school bully. She is proud of having a boyfriend from football team which is fulfilling her dreams from high school. She loves the attention, loves to play a cheerleader role as a gf. She got a platform like Times magazine’s person of the year where she could talk about serious issues in the world but she'd rather talk about how independent she feels being in a public relationship like this.
Btw it will take no longer than two years for this to turn into a victim trap again, she will then release another article about how she hates so much attention from public and how she craves privacy again, (based on whatever her then boyfriend would want lol) and her fandom will again forget everything she's said in this interview and make an ultimate villain out of Travis Kelce. Literally the same way they did with Jake Gyllenhaal, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, Harry Styles and Joe Alwyn. It is a never ending cycle and it will go on forever until she decides to seek some therapy for herself.
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samasmith23 · 12 days
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This scene with Kitty Pryde & Wolverine might very well be one of the best ways to convince kids to not smoke!
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Lol! Same energy as that one Calvin & Hobbes strip:
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From Uncanny X-Men (1963) #196 by Chris Claremont & John Romita Jr.
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dailydccomics · 1 year
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Barry Allen’s Guide to the Multiverse! Dark Crisis: Big Bang (2022)
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Joe you can just post this .... we all know what she is doing ...
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jalwyn21 · 2 months
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-13252921/Taylor-Swifts-British-boyfriends-millions-dating-Travis-Kelce-Mr-Right.html
Taylor's PR campaign is fuck8ng insane because what is this? She should be thankful for Harry because 1D was so big we have an embarassing video evidence of how she was completely ignored by people. Loki, Tom H, was known all over the world and was advised by his Marvel friends not to date her. The rest of the world didn't have a clue who she was then. Rihanna sang the fuck8ng song who was the biggest popstar at that time that's why it gained traction. She's so fuck8ng pathetic. Millions for Joe for life? More like 5 years. 😆
Omg!! I know this is the dailyfail but this is bad even for them..
"When he and Swift first got together, he was a little-known actor who had appeared in a handful of indie films but" WTF? Joe's first role was the lead of a Ang Lee film. And he got casted by Yorgos Lanthimos in 2015, for The Favourite. 🙄 How is that indie 😭😭😭
And the money he is making from his songwriting? Well, he should be paid for his work... Man who co-wrote, co-produced and played piano on tracks makes money from royalties. More at 11 🙄🙄🙄
"The ‘Hiddleswift’ phenomenon certainly boosted Hiddleston’s profile" Boosted? It damn nearly ruined his reputation! He was the butt of the joke for years.. 😭😭😭😭
Harry S, Taylor L and Calvin H were probably more famous than her at the time..
Jake G, Joe Jonas and John M were definitely more famous than her at the time..
P.S. Why did everyone forgot about Tom Odell and the Kennedy kid 😅😅😅😅
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honeysweetangel444 · 1 month
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ave-aria · 9 months
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"if I was rich I'd cure world hunger" well if I was rich, I'd buy out every single billboard along every major interstate and put my favorite newspaper comic on them, one panel per billboard. Double up on the wordy-er panels so no one misses a punchline. No more ads. No more clutter. Just poof, overnight, gone. You never looked at that Perkins billboard off exit 13 anyway, and now you get three and a half jokes on your commute. Going on a road trip? Buckle up, pal, you're getting 4+ hours of Calvin and Hobbes
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zot3-flopped · 3 months
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Do you think Taylor Swift let Harry hear the vault songs for 1989 TV, like she did for the original 1989 album (if I recall correctly). Also, how do you think Harry feels about the vault songs? Hurt, indifferent, glad he dodged a bullet? Or do you think he never bothered to listen to them?
Where did Harry or Taylor say he heard the original 1989 ahead of release? As for the TV, I doubt he heard them in advance. He was probably a bit baffled by some of the references, which were clearly written post 2014 (yacht, Harry being papped making out).
The blue eyes accusation is also unfair and hypocritical - Taylor hasn't dated anyone with brown eyes since she dated Harry, whereas he dated Paige, Kendall, and now Taylor. Calvin, Tom H, Joe, and Travis Kelce all have blue eyes, so it seems TS is the one with the blue eyes fetish, not Harry.
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jewishbarbies · 1 year
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hi ex poc swiftie here👋 a creepy thing about the swift/healy hell is that she was working with him in the last few months before her breakup with joe. and given how destructive healy is to her image (something she deeply cares about), that she dated him just weeks after the joe breakup, and that he’s much less attractive than the usual guys she goes for, its obvious she’s only dating him because she wanted to be vengefully petty towards joe…basically “im dating the guy you didnt need to worry about” vibes and trying to get into joe’s head (through intentionally public pap pics and healy’s concert appearances) she needs to show joe that by moving on so quickly with someone she already knows, she might have emotionally (or fully) cheated on him or that their relationship wasn’t as secure as he thought it was? its so creepy and toxic. like why not give joe a bare amount of respect after he gave 6 years of unconditional love, as she sang in 5 albums about? instead she’d rather date a full racist and misogynist, lose her poc and ally fans, do damage control for his sake by shoving ice spice into her mv, and fully expose her performative activism and racism… all to date healy and psychologically torment joe... its.. unhinged
oh my god
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dubbinmachine · 1 month
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joesalw · 6 months
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It says a lot (and nothing good) that even when she’s at the highest point of her career she can only focus on how she’s been wronged.
the craziest plot twist of my my whole ex-swiftie trajectory is to find out calvin harris wasn’t the villain and was actually being dead serious. he talked back then about how she doesn’t focus on the great things she has earned and is always trying to bury people out of boredom and incapability of seeing them thrive without being bothered.
No because we were actually SO WRONG for bullying calvin harris all along while he was spilling the utter goddamn truth.
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Listen you are all rightfully ripping John Mayer a new one, but I am also particularly livid at Calvin calling Taylor a freeloader tbh.
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shouta-edits · 3 months
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"hihi!! could you make a moodboard for Louise Belcher x Calvin  Fischoeder (Bob's Burgers) with themes of money, coercion, age gap, and toxic relationships? thank you so much!!" -anon requested
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To Swifties
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jalwyn21 · 4 months
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We really don't talk enough about how much it must have sucked for Tom to be left for someone else like that. Didn't Taylor imply that she cheated on him? And then to have songs written about how happy she is with this other guy. Gorgeous definitely hits different when you think about that. I saw an interview that Tom did post breakup and the interviewer says he seemed so heartbroken when talking about how he was feeling after the breakup, they decided to stop asking questions about her completely and changed the subject. So I can see how there might be resentment towards Joe for being the guy that caught his fickle girlfriend's attention. But I think Tom probably realizes now what a bullet he has dodged and that compared to Joe, he's actually gotten away relatively unscathed. So I'd like to think that he feels for Joe now because he knows what it's like to fall for this woman only to be stabbed in the back. I feel like Joe is the ex that she seems to be hung up on the most. She's always been obsessive about past relationships but never to this degree to the point where I almost feel sorry for her because of how pathetic it is
Well according to her own songs she cheated on Calvin with Tom. Hence the "'Cause us traitors never win" in Getaway Car.
And according to Cruel Summer she was having sex with Joe during the summer of 2016 when she was dating Tom...so she cheated on Tom with Joe.
And yes, it is horrible the way Tom was humiliated and mocked back in 2016. He deserved better.
To quote myself from an earlier post: The way I see what happened in 2016:
Joe was 25 and stupid, and instead of staying out of t's mess he was like : YOLO! Her bf is not my problem. 🤷‍♀️ And if he did, I'm sure he feels bad about it now... 🙄 Or...
T never told Joe the whole truth about Tom. Like she could have told him that she and Tom were just FWB or it was an open relationship, so Joe was never really aware of what he got himself into...
So, I don't know how guilty Joe was in what happened in 2016. Guess we'll never know what really happened, cause Joe will never talk about it. Tom doesn't want to talk about it either. So all we have is her side of the story. As always... 🙄
And yeah, you seem to be correct about the whole stabbing in the back...
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