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swimmingismywholelife · 1 year

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For the First Time

Summary: At the top of the London Eye, Christian realizes for the first time that he's fallen in love.

Warnings: Fluff

Word Count: 1.2K

A/N: Kind of a prequel to What Kind of Future but can be read as a stand alone. Inspired by "You Can" David Archuleta. Yeah uh this is fluff but highkey this pained me to write. I miss you.

"'Cause if anyone can make me fall in love you can."

"Please please please please please can we go on the Ferris wheel?" you begged your boyfriend.

"Y/N, that line is so long! We can always go at a different time," Christian complained.

"Chris, when is the next time both of us are gonna have a day off like this?" you replied giving him the puppy dog eyes and pouting slightly. "I know you don't wanna wait, but just this once. Please? For me?"

Christian sighed. You were right. This was the first time in weeks that the two of you had the same day off, and he took full advantage of it. You'd had small dates in the apartment the two of you shared, but he was excited to finally take you out to do something. And despite how much he hated going into London proper, he knew how much you loved it.

That's how you got to this point. You two were out exploring and doing tourist things when you'd seen the London Eye in the distance. You adored Ferris wheels, but you'd never been to the famous one despite how long you'd been in England. It was something you'd always wanted to experience, and you especially wanted to share that moment with your very stubborn boyfriend.

"Fine, but you totally owe me," he said reluctantly.

You squealed in excitement immediately hugging him around the neck. He wrapped his arms around your waist in response chuckling at how cute you were. Christian really didn't want to wait in line, but the moment he saw the smile on your face he knew he couldn't resist.

"Thank you thank you thank you! I promise it'll be super fun!" you exclaimed, pecking his cheek before practically dragging him towards the never ending line.

Fortunately for Christian, the line went by a lot faster than he expected. He was recognized by a few people who asked for pictures, but for the most part people had left you alone, something Christian greatly appreciated. As much as he loved his fans and appreciated their support, today wasn't about them. This was about spending time with the person he loved most even if she'd roped him into standing on a ridiculously long line for a Ferris wheel.

"I'm so excited!" you exclaimed when the two of you finally got into a capsule. "It's such a beautiful day too! I bet the view of London is so pretty from up here!"

"But nothing will ever be as pretty as you baby," Christian winked.

"I'm not sure if I wanna cringe or blush but I'll let it slide because you agreed to this," you replied.

Christian's heart warmed at the sight of you. He'd never seen such a smile on your face before despite how many months you'd been together. Your happy mood was contagious, making the day seem that much brighter. Your excitement increased as the capsule rose higher into the sky, squealing lightly to yourself and kicking your feet below you. You were like a little kid in a candy store, and Christian swore he'd never seen something more adorable.

This was an experience you'd dreamed about since coming to England. Something about being able to overlook the city and realize just how big the world around you is had always been incredibly humbling and inspiring to you. To others it was super mundane. After all, you were in England. There were so many other things you could be doing.

"Thank you for coming with me Christian," you said softly after a while, the wind gently blowing your hair around your face. "I know you really didn't wanna do this, but I really appreciate you saying yes more than you know."

He leaned over and moved the hair out of your face.

"Of course. I'd do anything for you Y/N," he said seriously with a gentle smile on his face. You beamed at him, anticipating the eventual stop at the top that you knew was approaching soon.

Christian had never been in love before. He'd had a few flings here and there, but he was always more focused on his football career than he was about being in a serious relationship. He considered himself to be pretty inexperienced in the whole love department.

"Dee," he asked his sister one day when they were facetiming.

"What's up brother of mine?" she answered.

He hesitated a bit before asking, "How do you know when you're in love with someone?"

Christian had to quickly cover his ears to protect his hearing from his sister's screaming.

"You're in love with Y/N???" she asked excitedly.

"That's the thing Dee. I have no idea. How am I supposed to know? What am I supposed to do?" he sighed.

Devyn smiled at her brother, glad to see he found someone who made him so happy.

"I wish I could tell you Chris, but there's no way to logic it out. You can read all the books and watch all the movies but there's not really a method or anything like that. If you're in love with her, then you'll know when the time is right."

The moment the capsule stopped moving, so did his heart. You let out a gasp, taking in the beautiful scenery below you. You immediately grabbed for your phone wanting to capture the London skyline. Meanwhile, Christian grabbed for his own phone. But rather than taking pictures of London, he found an even more beautiful sight to photograph: you. You noticed and hid slightly behind your hair.

"Christian I look ugly!" you whined.

"You could never look ugly even if you tried babe," he waved off your concerns trying to focus his camera on you. "But I wanna be able to have proof that you checked this off your bucket list."

"Oh wait! I have an idea!" you exclaimed. "You take a picture of me taking a picture of you!"

He laughed. "Babe, why would we do that when the phones would block our faces anyway?"

"We could have matching pictures!" you responded shyly. "I don't know, it just seems like it would be a cute picture or something. Like taking coupley pictures at the top of a Ferris wheel."

Christian felt his heart skip a beat. You were just so unbelievably cute and he would do anything if it meant keeping that smile on your face.

He rolled his eyes jokingly. "Okay, we can take your pictures."

You grinned, prepping your phone.

"Okay ready? Say cheese even though we won't see each other's faces!"

He couldn't help but smile anyway. He always did whenever you were around.

"Let's see what these pictures look like!" you said excitedly. "These are cute Christian! I'm gonna post these on everything!"

Golden hour had just struck, the wind gently blowing your hair. Your eyes sparkled as you scrolled through the pictures you'd just taken and Christian couldn't help but stare how incredibly beautiful you looked. You were truly glowing and Christian wondered if you were an angel God had sent him.

Time seemed to have stopped. He could faintly hear the sounds of the city below him. He could just make out the feeling of the sun on his skin. But the only thing that really had his attention was you. And in that very moment, Christian knew. Just as his sister had told him, it just happened. And he just knew.

Taglist: @neverinadream @pulisicsgirl @masonsrem @masonspulisic @bracedes @lizzypotter14 @notsoattractivearenti @thoseboysinblue @mortirolo @lovelynikol16 @chelseagirl98

#christian pulisic #christian pulisic fluff #christian pulisic x reader #christian pulisic imagine #swimmingismywholelife

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phoenixwritessmut · 6 months

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intimacy headcanons about bottoms (2023)

okay, so i have a lot of feelings about this movie right here. i watched it in theatres with one of my bestfriends, and we couldn't stop talking about it afterwards - more specifically, headcanons we had about the fight club OG members and their reactions to sexual intimacy.

hear me out, okay.

PJ (we start with the queen who started it all): - talks a big game but actually wildly unknowledgeable about everything to do with the female orgasm. - is a bottom. it's in the title, it's in her genes, it's in her jeans. - has a controversy kink (cute cheerleaders, chicks that can make shit explode) and will vehemently deny that she likes the thrill of crushing out on someone she ABSOLUTELY has no business crushing on. - learned halfway through the movie that she's into pain!

Josie (the brains of the operation... sometimes): - pimpy as fuck. she thought she'd be shy and nervous, but when she gets going she's three steps from being the hugh hefner of lesbians. - she's a top, but a service top who will let her girl do the 'topping' if she wants to (and by girl, i mean Isabel). - secret collection of toys "just in case" she needs the help with her stamina (girl just recovered from a broken arm)... spoiler alert, they use absolutely none of them and still run for like four to six rounds. - too embarrassed to admit she used to watch videos to "take notes".

Hazel (my baby, she is everything to me): - is baby girl, but is also daddy depending on her mood (and what PJ is into at the time) but is precious none the less. - refuses to turn the lights off because she likes to watch you both during and after the throes of passion. - lowkey but also kind of highkey enjoys public displays of affection after the kiss that started the straight up murder of an entire football team of teenage boys (also enjoys shoving it in Tim's face that she's got a girlfriend, and he's got... Jeff!). - ridiculously good at what she does but doesn't brag... instead PJ brags to everyone for her, and she ends up with a reputation.

Isabel (shiny, shiny, shiny, shiny): - first time she slept with Josie, she lost all hope that a man would ever know how to satisfy her - or another woman for that matter. - seems like she would be a pillow princess but is actually extremely into giving, and fights with Josie all the time over "topping". - gets turned on watching Josie break people's noses (it's happened a few times, all to the same effect) and isn't ashamed to admit it. - went to Hazel for tips on how to do things, before word even got out that Hazel was a pro... Isabel just had the feeling that Hazel knew.

Brittany (token straight girl... literally the token straight girl): - since turning down PJ, has kissed more girls than the entire club combined (it doesn't help that half of them are all into each other). - wavers on the border of being bi-curious, but just didn't know how to turn down PJ gently, also just not ready to fully come out yet. - definitely fantasizes about women while she's with her boyfriend though. he knows and doesn't really mind about that. - stands by Hazel deserves better than PJ, and if she were just five percent more into women, she'd steal poor Hazel away in a heartbeat.

and to a lesser degree, we had some headcanons about everyone else...

Stella-Rebecca (the regina george, only nicer): - looks like a pillow princess, absolutely is a pillow princess. - into some crazy ass shit; things that the rest of the girls won't even search online for until they're at least twenty-five, married, and bored in their current intimacy lives.

Sylvie (let's crowdfund to get this girl some help): - looks like she'd be in charge, is also a pillow princess, but is completely unashamed to admit that she prefers receiving. - has been hooking up with Annie since the second meeting of fight club. only Hazel knows, but she isn't a snitch.

Annie (you fool nobody, you a freak my dear): - has been hooking up with Sylvia since the second meeting of fight club, when she very concerned about the girl's homelife asked her out for dinner to "talk" and then they ended up spending the entire night together, before they kissed and fooled around a little bit, and Annie told herself for the longest time she was only doing this to make Sylvie happy because the girl is wildly unhappy, only to realize that she's the unhappy one and Sylvie makes her happy. - doesn't know that Hazel knows about them. she aint a snitch.

and for extra bonus points... we had lots of feelings about this.

Jeff (i'm saying he counts, so there): - has never found THE spot, ever. - had to practice with Tim on how to take a bra off because he kept getting confused by all of the buckles and "why is there so many straps? why do they even need these things? can't i rip it? what if i just buy them a new bra after? okay fine." - genuinely does not realize that Mrs. Callahan's daughter Hazel goes to his school and knows his girlfriend, until he is confronted by them. - falls asleep thirty-six seconds after he finishes like a lazy ass.

#bottoms 2023 #bottoms movie #ruby cruz #rachel sennott #ayo edebiri #havana rose liu #kaia gerber #virginia tucker #zamani wilder #summer joy campbell #nicholas galitzine #headcanon #smut #fanfic smut

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lemonisntreal · 1 year

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Do you have a Tone Deaf version of Clay Calloway?

(Perfectly fine if you don't. I was just curious, plus I love all your redesigns) 🦁🎸

SORRY THIS TOOK FUCKING FOREVER LMAO [been sitting in my inbox since FEBRUARY THIRTEENTH, HOLY SHIT :D]. YEAH, here he is :pppp a solid draft for you

Lowkey [highkey] gave up on the clothing wrinkles on the arms, but I still like how it turned out I think. I don't have much on him in terms of rewrite, but I do have some, so I'll dump it all here under the cut.

I swear I love asks, please feel free to say/ask whatever, I'm just horrible at answering in a reasonable time-frame because I always want to make it this beautiful masterpiece and end up turning all of them into full-on posts- or, at least I want to ~_~

Headcanonssss-

Ash gave him that button off her jacket [probably needs to be resized I'm realizing lol] [also I totally adopted this headcanon from someone elses post- might've been yours. Whoever came up with it I love it <3]

Born during the reformation that happened after the war- basically, nobody was really fighting anymore during this time, but some big people in power were still being stupid [aka: not letting their prisoners go]

So that would be somewhere around 1947? Which would put his age at 61 in my universe [which is in 2008- the times are pretty much random, nothing really lines up irl. Ignore how they use tech and other things that shouldn't have been invented yet lol]

He grew up when the Skunk Dolls were new and popular and stuff. And he loved them- so much that the band actually kinda inspired his music career

[Skunk Dolls also made loads of protest songs btw. War stuff]

Takes a ridiculous amount of care with his mane, and if he lets you touch it, that's a true sign of trust

So the Piglets always like to play with it, and Ash has given him braids a few times

He's had that scruffy red jacket since his early days

I should draw patches on it-

Ash probably'll give him a quill or two to put in it too with all the patches and repair stitches

He wears a lot of plaid, I just didn't wanna draw it <3

Rough and torn up clothes too

Everything he owns has some sort of smudge or tear in it from motorbiking and/or just being himself <3

His ears are pierced in almost every way imaginable, and when Ash found out, she went CRAZY

Cue her getting him to try on a bunch of stuff

He likes wrought iron jewelry and has never been a fan of anything with gemstones in it

Buster is terrified of him, but Clay is just kinda a blunt person and it doesn't mix well with Buster sometimes. They get along eventually tho. There was also some really bad timing with the circumstances of how they even met in the first place too lol-

Johnny is also. Super terrified.

Buster and him are like "Ahhh.... that guy scares the living daylights out of me." "Ohh, thank god it's not just me-"

He has a strange out-of-pocket interest in astrology.

And in herbology and plants in general, but he picked that up from Ruby. Astrology was all his, and it is the one thing he will "nerd out" over

Also the kind of guy to make fun of you for nerding out too

Making fun of people is his love language

So is giving people food

He's not great with his words and can find it hard to express love by just telling someone. Back to the bluntness thing, you can often find him accidentally offending someone and he doesn't even realize it

The troupe very quickly learned this and it's more of an endearing trait of his to them [and to most people who know him]

REALLY good cook. Fantastic, in fact. Probably one of the best chefs out of any of the characters.

Learned the hard way that enlisting Buster's help in the kitchen is a bad idea. Also Ash isn't great either, but he actually tries to teach her some of his recipes. And she's quickly improving

Buster was just being an idiot and forgot you shouldn't microwave tinfoil

Clay travels a lot, but spends most of his time in Calatonia [he technically still lives at his and Ruby's house, but he's super scared of accidentally closing himself off again, so he only visits to check up on the flowers and maintain the property pretty much]

He's like Ash's second [and very cool] dad. Which- also intimidates Buster quite a bit :D

I feel like their dynamic could be a sitcom. Clay is Ash's awesome dad and Buster is Ash's lame [endearing] and oddly unhinged and anxious dad who feels like he has to be as cool as Clay [and always fails heehee]

Clay is more entertained by Buster's ridiculous criminal record than horrified and I don't know if that's worrying or just a classic Calloway W

He's a very nonchalant person

Ruby's death is the only time I can really think he had a legitimate emotional break that wasn't just him being snappy [which is also pretty rare]

Clay's also like an uncle to the Piglets

He's kinda just taken up the role of "super awesome miscellaneous family member" for everyone at this point

He's back performing again after Sing 2- just not frequently or putting out any new songs [on his own at least- he might do a collaboration or two with Ash]

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minijenn · 4 months

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Jen Tortures Herself With Every Dreamworks Animated Movie Ever: Captain Underpants: The Epic First Movie

So I have to admit, Captain Underpants is yet another thing I didn't engage with as a child. I remember the books being around when I was a kid, but I was too busy being obsessed with Disney Princesses and Barbie to really care. So as my first exposure to this property, how does it hold up?

We focus on best friends Harold and George, who spend their days writing and drawing the "Captain Underpants" comics about a underwear-clad superhero's epic adventures. Those adventures find their way into reality when they accidentally hypnotize their strict principle Krupp into thinking he is Captain Underpants. While fun at first, danger is thrown into the mix with the arrival of Professor Poopypants, who seeks to rid the entire world of laughter.

So yeah, this movie is really silly, but I think it works in its favor? Like, it's probably the most meta Dreamworks movie ever, like no joke Harold and George break the fourth wall constantly ala Emperor's New Groove and it's actually pretty funny in that reguard? The humor overall is pretty sharp, spare for a few obvious potty jokes (I mean, the bad guy's name is Poopypants). But even then they didn't really bother me that much because, well, this movie is just... charming? Its sharply written and a silly little romp that knows exactly what it is and doesn't strain itself trying to be anything more (unlike Boss Baby before it).

The characters here are all pretty fun. George and Harold make a great dynamic duo and they play off each other really well. Our titual captain is expectedly silly and humorously emptyheaded, but he steals the show whenever he's on screen. We start the movie off thinking Krupp will be the antagonist, and he's delightfully cruel and unhinged. Even more unhinged though, is our villain. Professor Poopypants may just be one of the funniest Dreamworks baddies yet. He just plays the insane supervillain trope so well and he gets some of the funniest jokes in the entire movie as a result.

I think what really charmed me about this movie, however, was the way it looks. I am highkey OBSESSED with how stylized this movie is! It matches the vibes of the books perfectly and does it so well. The colors all pop, the simple character designs just work, and the animation is so smooth and fluid and fast-paced with some really great work when it comes to character expressions, which is impressive given the fact that all of the characters have dots for eyes.

So yeah, overall this is a pretty simple movie, but a really fun little romp! I appreciate that it really doesn't try to be more than it is, doesn't try to phone in some fake emotions or a pointless message. It exists to be silly and over the top and ridiculous and it does a pretty solid job at that! As an epic first adventure, I can safely say I hope it ends up being the start of several more.

Overall Rating: 7/10

Verdict: Get flushed down the Turbo Toilet 200

Previous Review (The Boss Baby)

Next Review (How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World)

#jen watches #dreamworks watch #dreamworks #captain underpants #jen tortures herself with every dreamworks animated movie ever

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negrowhat · 1 year

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2022 BL ROUNDUP PART 2

Hey y'all, I've seen everyone doing their top 22, 20, 15, 10, and 5 BLs of the year and I didn't want to do a ranking! I just want to do a quick rundown of everything I watched and how I feel about it now! This is gonna be multiple posts! But I'll post them all at the same time.

BL Series I've watched from South Korea in 2022

Kissable Lips. I loved the series. Yea it had a sad ending, but it was the only Vampire BL I've ever seen. I think it suffered from the curse of S. Korea's standard BL runtime. If it were longer I think it would've been better and more fleshed out. Jiwoong and Seobin had excellent chemistry and even though the ending was sad, I enjoyed the overall tone of the series. True love turned out to be very selfless and partially self destructing.

Semantic Error. Came out at the beginning of the year and still one of the highest ranking Korean BLs of 2022. It was the standard opposites-attract-enemies-to-lovers trope main pairing but it didn't feel cliche. The digital components added to the aesthetics made it feel almost interactive and I loved all the characters. Male kpop idols play both leads and their chemistry was INSANE! They've been winning awards for the series all year.

First Love Again. It was an interesting take on soulmates and reincarnation. 300 years of waiting for your girl to return only for her to be born male and also let's throw in a sister that has the same face of the woman from the past. I think overall I enjoyed the series, the mains did have great chemistry, but one of them was ridiculously mean to the other while he figured out his crisis of suddenly being in love with a man.

Blueming. 10/10. The best Korean BL I've watched all year. It was a coming of age type of story. It was one of the few series I've seen that actually highlights the major the kids were studying in uni. The mains had superb chemistry and the communication between them felt refreshing. It wasn't over the top, it was just a very lowkey and laid back romance.

Cherry Blossoms After Winter. It was really interesting. The bullying in the series was insane and made me feel very violent towards high school kids. There was also the hint of a step-brother sort of vibe but it was clear that the mains never felt like "brothers" even though they were raised together in the same household. It was just a very interesting take on how childhood trauma can manifest into adulthood and also how bad bullying can get for people and also how to approach being in love with someone you've known your entire life.

Ocean Likes Me. It was cute. Not the best and not the worst. Holland made his debut with the series and I really loved his snappy and flamboyant character. I think he and Gi Chan had great chemistry, but the plot was a little 'meh'. I think if the series were longer it would've been better and more memorable.

To My Star 2. The reviews have been mixed for this series and I get it, but I personally enjoyed it. The angst was very angsty. They had me crying. It was a great depiction of how people act after they breakup but are still very much in love with each other. One likes to put distance between them and the other refuses to go away without a real explanation. I think people thought Ji Woo's character was ruined, but I think the way he acted was very much in character. I think people were expecting honeymoon but we got heartbreak lol. I heard a s3 has been discussed.

Roommates of Poongduck 304. Jiwoong and Seobin's 2nd chance at main leads together. It was completely different from their first series. The chemistry was still amazing, but this series was more comedy and conflict than anything else. Highkey didn't even care about the plot (it was a good plot though), I was vibing on chemistry alone with this series. Jiwoong and Seobin are just magical together.

#korean bl #kbl #kissable lips #roommates of poongduck 304 #to my star #to my star 2 #cherry blossoms after winter #blueming #ocean likes me #semantic error #first love again #first love for the third time

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gfguren · 3 months

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amber!!! am dropping by to wish you a weekend that is full of light and love 🥹🫧💗

i am back w my curious sel glassies 🤓 (pls feel free not to answer if uncomfy) — what’s a habit you’re most proud of? what habit of katsuki’s is one you admire?

sellie!!! light and love, pls you're sooooo sweet!! 💕 and omg pls my good habits are so few and far between aksjdhfjh! but! i guess im pretty decent at picking up after myself?? i don't let things pile up, like? i finish eating - immediately put the plate in the sink, i take a book out - put it right back where i found it when im done, those kinds of things?

but with bakugou!!

ah! this is such a fun question, i think about mundane things like this for him all the time. i feel like bakugou has such good habits, king of going to sleep on time, king of sticking to his routines, king of having his shit together - i think it just comes naturally to him and honestly, i'm terribly jealous lol.

i've said he could fix me before as a joke but askjdfhs i'm lowkey highkey serious abt it - i feel like his habits would rub off on you just from being around him.

you forget to eat? good luck with that when he's being noisy as shit in the kitchen - morning, noon and night, makes better food than some 5 star restaurants - at some point, you're stomach starts growling at the sound of pots and plans clinking, almost on command, like you've been conditioned. you struggle with keeping a schedule? good thing he has a great memory and absolutely no qualms about nagging you six ways to sunday.

oh, you're a night owl? not anymore, suddenly you're awake at 6am on a saturday, of your own volition - you're not sure how it happened, when the switch flipped and you began lazily dragging yourself out of bed along side him. maybe it was when you grew familiar with the katsuki shaped warmth beneath your comforter, followed after it when he shuffled out of bed each morning to steam up the bathroom mirror - sometimes he lets you join him, most times you sit on the counter and listen to him grumble about all the things he has to do that day.

or maybe it was because he'd made it a point to kiss you goodbye whenever you bothered to wake up on time, eventually the rest of your day began feeling wrong if he didn't - like it became a habit itself. more than likely though, it's because that's just the way bakugou is, hot temper and can-do attitude so incredibly frustrating at times, but also oddly invigorating. when he says he'll do something, he does it - makes you think it really is just that easy. (it isn't of course) as much as he tries to convince you that it is - but it does make you want to try.

and as for the habit i most admire! i think one of his most admirable habits (to me!) is how well prepared he is. bakugou is always thinking ahead, prepared for anything, always and (as good as he is at coming up with solutions on the fly) i feel like he would never leave the house unprepared or ill-equipped. of course this applies to his work life - lays his costume and equipment out before bed, eats a healthy breakfast each morning so it doesn't affect his performance on patrol, etc.

but it also translates to his home life and relationships. like? you're on your way to spend a night out with him, and you already know he's headed for the closet, off to grab a coat for himself (and for you), even if it's mid summer, even if the weather is fine - because what if it gets cold, and what if the car breaks down, and what if both of your phones stop working - and you laugh at him sometimes, because it does feel a bit ridiculous, his overthinking, his over-planning, how he makes sure you leave 30 minutes early, and triple checks the locks before you leave for real.

but sometimes, you do find yourself in a pickle, and you're so thankful for him being the way that he is.

you nick yourself on something while the two of you are out, and before you have a chance to react, he's slipping a band-aid from his jacket pocket, shuffling it into your hands, grumbling something about it being a coincidence when you shoot him a big, heart-eyed look - little do you know, it's not a coincidence at all, that he'd been sure to grab a handful of them each time the two of you left the house since that time, months ago, when you cut yourself on something you can't even recall, don't seem to remember, but he does.

that's just the way he is, takes note when something goes awry, and plans accordingly so it doesn't happen again. you're a bit clumsy with your hands? he's ordering extra straws and napkins when you eat out. you blistered your feet last time you wore 'those' heels? he's stuffing a pair of your trainers in the trunk the next time, and every time after you decide to wear them. it's just so sweet and thoughtful! even if it basically becomes muscle memory at some point! idk idk it just makes me feel really full thinking about it!!!

askjdhfsjfh anyway! ty for giving me an excuse to gush abt him sel!!!! i hope your week is absolutely lovely and filled with more writing inspiration than you know what to do with!! 💓💕❤

#omg omg sorry this took so long to respond to!#i was super stoked to receive this bc i love analyzing characters but i just!#didnt have the energy at the time :'(#also also i didn't mean for it to be this long i swear!#i blinked and suddenly it was an essay sorry sorry sorry askdjfhskfd #sel~#ask #amber rambles

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golbrocklovely · 1 year

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You hit the nail on the head with that ask. We never hear Colby complain just show hes tired, yet Sam literally is seen out more and has commented that he has panic attacks and Colby has to come help him out with that. I just had a talk about this with someone on reddit and we were saying how as soon as they returned from Europe, Sam left to have another trip with his siblings while Colby stayed behind to edit. Yet when he returned it was Sam who made the post about not needing to vacation and preferring to work than have time off. When Colby is finally seen out, Sam always has to post some version of a story or snap to show hes editing yet all we see on the screen is the thumbnail. Colby looks so down and depressed sometimes it worries me and where is Sam? Golfing? Or taking Katrina to Hawaii? Colby barely took time to see his family in Arizona because he needed to get back to editing. Just know many of us don’t say this because parts of the fandom are so toxic you cant get a word in but we all see it, and many of us feel it. You though hit the nail on the head.

my thing is, i'm not saying he doesn't deserve time off. if anything, i would love for him to find someone that could take some shit off his plate. both him and colby work their asses off, they BOTH deserve to have editors do their parts so they can focus on other things. my issue is that when colby edits, he sits in his room and does nothing else but edit. maybe you see him go out at night, maybe he goes on a walk or something. but even that's rare. sam on the other hand…. he's out with kat, or her group of friends. he's out drinking. he's doing a bunch of stuff. but then comes back and complains on not having enough time to edit. in one breath he will say he loves editing and it's his favorite thing to do, but in the next breath complain about needing an editor or showing all the shit he had to do just to get to the point where the video is almost finished.

both of them do a lot of editing all the time, but only one complains about it. and then that same one complains about not finding an editor that can copy his style, or that he has to give notes and 20 page documents on how to do his style. and it also seems like at times that he "deserves" an editor bc he has a gf and since colby doesn't, that's why who cares if he has to do his part in the end regardless. that's my issue.

and as i've said before, usually when snc are in a time crunch is when sam likes to pull out the "let's try something different with the editing", and it usually just makes the video feel a bit off, even if the thing that changed seemed somewhat interesting. there was just no follow-thru bc YOU DIDN'T HAVE TIME.

again, i don't care if sam wants time away from work. i IMPLORE both of them to take breaks. but do not come back from a 5 star vacation talking about "i love working, idk why anyone would want a vacay, you shouldn't live for them".

some of us only work to live here, samuel. you think i love working in retail for slightly above minimum wage? fuck no lol

yo highkey i think my issue with sam is that he is just such a capitalist and i'm just… not. this man wants to be rich like elon but doesn't realize what that means to get that rich. but then it's funny bc he doesn't even realize looking up to assholes like elon or bezos is ridiculous bc neither one of those fuckers are working. they just profit off of those that work under them without lifting a finger. they exploit which is why they make so much fucking money. they care about no one but themselves and their fucking pockets. money makes them soulless.

okay i'm gonna stop ranting now.

#ask #personal #sam and colby #sam golbach

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papirouge · 1 year

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Okay, as an autistic guy, I don't fully understand how you are radical feminism / TERF but not pro abortion

Like, aren't y'all always saying that you want men to die? And the burden of patriarchy and boyhood or how it's sexist to be forced to caretaker or whatever?

Aren't abortion like, things that can help reach you guys goal?

Also please don't use the r-slur next time

First of all, I don't take orders from randoms of the internet popping in my inbox. If a statement is retarded then it is retarded regardless of someone's intelligence/mental capability. If you're taking it personally, that's your problem.

Secondly, who's the "you" you're talking about when you say "y'all want men to die"? Although I never identified myself as a radfem, I've orbitted around them long enough to know that there are straight radfem who literally get shit for not entertaining the same hatred as separatists who are those are into this KAM (= kill all men) lunacy.

Those straight radfem do seek to male companionship and potentially a family so it's ridiculous to paint radical feminism as a movement actively seeking to eradicate malehood. Those straight radfem get shit in by kam radfem separatists for not wanting men dead so it's crazy that you're painting radical feminism as a monolith when there are so many internal conflicts and opinions lol Pro life radfem are definitely a thing.

Actually, trying to define radical feminism centering male fate is very patriarchy-oriented, and shows how little knowledge you have about radical feminism.

And anyone having a remote idea of what's laying behind abortion culture knows that it's absolutely misogynist. Abortion treats women's body like a commodity (abortion affects the body and female's fecondity), and sustains the idea that a woman with children is a problem (don't you find interesting that companies are paying for their employees abortion? "eat the rich" abortionists are clowns lol). Instead of building a society more accomodating for mothers and their family, we simply tell them they should've rather not having kids altogether. Pro abortionisys barely adress the struggle (poor) single mother face in society, because the only solution they shove is abortion, and they go blind about any other situation where women chose to keep their child. However pro life groups do offer support and ressources for those mother to become.

Pro life groups are more feminists than any pro abortion radical feminist thinking a woman is only free if she has the right to kill their offspring. Murder isn't freedom, and it's highkey offensive that this narrative is recklessly being spread around in pro abortion circles. If your freedom relies on harming or killing someone, you're a psychopath. Period.

Also have you ever considered that abortion also kills female fetus and that obsessively defending it despite acknowledging this is also misogynist ? I've addressed several times the cognitive dissonance of radfem weeping about China's one child policy and the systemic abortion of young girls, but didn't care about their local abortion clinic aborting female fetus en masse. Their only defense was "bUt tHey Don'T sYstEmiCaLlY tArgEttT fEmAle fEtUse" as if it changed anything about female fetus being killed. 🙄 Context might be different, the result remains the same. It's just a silly cope out.

Oh I won't even begin with planned Parenthood accepting donation to kill black babies which automatically puts any one defending this company as an ennemy since I'm a Black woman🤷🏾‍♀️

#answered #pro life

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saffieunseelie · 2 years

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Okay season 2 down!

Phew. After that finale I'm going to need the fluffiest firefam fic I can find because that. was. intense. Here's what I thought.

"Bad Call" is the scariest possible episode title and yet it actually ended up being my favourite. I loved getting to see Carlos in action and the plot was really interesting.

Paramedic TK is a perfect choice. No notes 11/10.

The baby/ex-wife story felt like a total plot cul-de-sac, interesting in the moment but boring and totally forgettable as soon as it was done

Award for the most ridiculous premise goes to episode 2. rip tim.

Favourite calls of the season include:

the crossbow/5G tower incident from episode 1, the reactions of the people on the ground cracked me up.

Grace's call with the girl trapped by scorpions inside her food truck.

The landmine call where TK realized he wanted to be a paramedic.

After season 2, my top 3 favourite characters are 1. TK 2. Grace 3. Matteo.

Seeing Matteo really come into his own at the end of the finale was highkey the most satisfying moment of the season

I was dying at the fact that in an episode called "Difficult Conversations," everyone is really having it out with their significant others and then TK and Paul are just. trying to tell Matteo about his tattoo.

Ah, the arresting of a character for a crime he didn't commit. a staple of the TV genre. Have to say i did not see that plot twist coming, though.

I cannot tell you how tempting it is to just read the season 3 synopsis on wikipedia but I really want to enjoy watching it and I have to go to bed, so we will see you tomorrow to finish this thing:)

#saf watches lone star #911 lone star #911 fox

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Noooo this is the first thing I see in the morning?!

https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1524104262023843840?t=l3HnsWEbJjYHzAg4yROLTg&s=19

And then this???

https://twitter.com/syoyahwa/status/1524106162660323328?t=26Frul_IgsFdFiAQMIxrLA&s=19

He's not even taking his clothes off and yet...but the ending, he's sick. Imagine if he sat behind you during classes, I would get a whiplash and break my neck probably. No notes taken, no knowledge gained 🤚🏻

His eyes during the fansign 🥺 but the mask and straw one ajhsuseuusgagehhs a lovely loser

Yesss, Thanxx is cool, but come on Inception just hits different, and the styling during Inception, from Seonghwa's belly chains to Hongjoong's skort <3

So true, round boba Hwa my beloved! Everytime he talks about being round I die

San Mmmh... Seonghwa Move... me dead 💀 but when are we getting a female artist cover from them, they mentioned it a few times before. SanHwa please deliver us to hell!

Wave Hwa was pretty and cute, our beach boyfriend. Or their Aurora styling too, the shirts...

Yes I get it Suho was a sad boy blah blah blah, but I don't care please shut up. Bland man and annoying as well, but Jugyeong was ridiculous too so I think they fit well together, Seojun deserves better I can take him! Plus he served looks and a mullet he was obviously THE moment. Uhm hold on why is this Seonghwa highkey 😳 https://pm1.narvii.com/7230/07a57cc7b7632ecb5c49c0ee19dbad1adbc71363r1-618-1024v2_hq.jpg

Mingi said no lawyer AU then 💔 https://twitter.com/tbznyu/status/1524091463906250753?t=eKru5JqCu5_1GvSgUUOoUQ&s=19

Jongho recommended Tomorrow! Though he said it's a fun drama, boy I didn't sob like an idiot for you to say that... I mean it is funny at times, the humour is ridiculous but don't trick people like that 😅

Again My Life is on my watch list, my friend read the webtoon and told me about it.

Duke, I see you 😉 googling now...

My friend had another Seonghwa dream wtf is this she's not even a Shinestar, but it's a continuation of her previous one. This time she was moving back to her parents' place in fucking Indiana and stumbled upon a ship-wrecked long haired (HE HAD A BRAID) Hwa and the dead whale 😭 I asked if she took him with her and what happened with the whale, but apparently she dropped Hwa at Lowe's Home Improvement - idk that shop, but he had to rebuild his ship. She's sick for doing this to me, seriously... also I would at least invite him over, treat him to a meal, wash his hair... Poor whale though, rip. - DV 💖

HI!

Noooo this is the first thing I see in the morning?! https://twitter.com/holyseonghwa/status/1524104262023843840?t=l3HnsWEbJjYHzAg4yROLTg&s=19

BDKWHDWK AT LEAST HE DIDNT DO THE DONT CRY BABY I WOULD’VE PASSED OUT ON SPOT AGAIN FHWKDHWK

And then this??? https://twitter.com/syoyahwa/status/1524106162660323328?t=26Frul_IgsFdFiAQMIxrLA&s=19 He's not even taking his clothes off and yet...but the ending, he's sick. Imagine if he sat behind you during classes, I would get a whiplash and break my neck probably. No notes taken, no knowledge gained 🤚🏻

why would you put this in my mind like this. you do this for what exactly. fOR WHAT FOR WHAT FOR WHAT FBMQDBWKDHWK 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

His eyes during the fansign 🥺 but the mask and straw one ajhsuseuusgagehhs a lovely loser

RIGHT 😭😭😭 they were so shiny and boba like 😭😭😭 what the fuck is thIS MAN HES HALF WAY TO 50 AND WE BABY HIM 😭😭 and ill so it everyday <3

Yesss, Thanxx is cool, but come on Inception just hits different, and the styling during Inception, from Seonghwa's belly chains to Hongjoong's skort <3

YESSSSS the uniform styles were so pretty but the thanxx and the burberry print just 😩😮‍💨 tHANXX AND THE UNDERCUTS 😮‍💨😮‍💨 SONG MINGAYYYYY

So true, round boba Hwa my beloved! Everytime he talks about being round I die

me too bestie, he exploits his roundness on PURPOSE FBMABDK

San Mmmh... Seonghwa Move... me dead 💀 but when are we getting a female artist cover from them, they mentioned it a few times before. SanHwa please deliver us to hell!

OH MY GOD YES FEMALE ARTIST COVERS WHEN !!!! WHERES THE PROPER GOTTA GO COVER, WHERE IS RV’S BAD BOY COVER CHOI FUCKING SAN 🔫

Wave Hwa was pretty and cute, our beach boyfriend. Or their Aurora styling too, the shirts...

get out 🔫

EXACTLY THE WAY EVERYONE COLLECTIVELY FELL FOR SEOJUN WHEN HE TOOK THAT HELMET OFF but that bitch fell for the suho 😭😭😭 boring personality and nO FUN??? HOW U SUPPOSED TO LAUGH UR WAY THRU THE RELATIONSHIP STOP THATS SO AWKWARD

Uhm hold on why is this Seonghwa highkey 😳 https://pm1.narvii.com/7230/07a57cc7b7632ecb5c49c0ee19dbad1adbc71363r1-618-1024v2_hq.jpg

a-anon.

Mingi said no lawyer AU then 💔 https://twitter.com/tbznyu/status/1524091463906250753?t=eKru5JqCu5_1GvSgUUOoUQ&s=19

LMFAOOOO PLS FHWJDHWK I SAW THIS AND SNORTED 😭😭😭 we loosing the case if they take it pls 😭😭😭😭 “they’re all idiots” i couldn’t have described it better 😭

YESSS !!!! i watched the first ep today bc i skipped my intro class dbdbdb,,,, AND ITS ACTUALLY SO RLY GOOD???? need soohyuk and hwa together rn,,, also bestie u rmr when i said my class would look at the heard v depp case 😭😭😭😭 lOOK,, THE WAY I RAN OUT OF MY ROOM AFTER SEEING GHISBDBDB

Again My Life is on my watch list, my friend read the webtoon and told me about it. Duke, I see you 😉 googling now...

DUKE YES ☺️☺️☺️ anything with a duke ☺️

i was talking to my friend abt dreaming about hwa and we both are like the pinnacle of shinestar’s and we’ve NEVER dreamt about this man??? like not even as a side character??? LIKE NO WHERE NEAR HOW DO U SUMMON THIS GUY WHAT THE HELL

LOMG HAIRED AND BRAIDED GET UR FREIND TO WRITE A FIC OF THAT DREAM RN RN BRENDHEJ SHES SO SICK TO TELL U THIS AND WATCH U SUFFER AND TELL ME ABT IT WHILE I SCREAM,,,, yeah id invite too, hospitality ☺️😩 no bc why does this dream remind me of tomoe from kamisama kiss 😭😭

also

#✉️ : ask #dv 💖 anon

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jackednephi · 4 years

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#it's gonna cost about 200 to cleanse my house in the ritual i have planned #irritating but a small price to pay to feel safe in my own home #im not a witch but im needing a LOT of witchy stuff for this #@ god pls understand this is me trying #i don't have the priesthood so ive gotta go above and beyond to try and do half the stuff they do #legit i don't want to bother my bishop and also my place is a mess cause we have nowhere to put things #@ the church extend the priesthood to all so i dont have to do Ridiculous Nonsense to cleanse me home #tbh im the head of house let the heads have the priesthood regardless of genitals #im worthy dang it #anyway I'll be pushing commissions hard the next little bit until this gets yoteth #to start tho i need nails and needles and sealing wax #highkey gonna write a protective scripture and add that in #cause dammit imma deeply religious person #delete later #feel free to engage this post btw i just didn't think most people would take kindly to Witchy Shit from me #look man im asking god to bless everything from the vessel itself to the wax sealed with #im doing my best out here with no access to the priesthood ok

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reader doms virgin katsuki who always flirts with reader. but she finds out katsuki is all bark no bite <3

yes!! bakugo HIGHKEY needs to get put in his place hes such a brat its ridiculous

i wonder if someday i'll be able to write porn without needing 500000043 words of backstory leading up to it.... one can only dream

also i 100% did not intend for this to get so long i was just having too much fun

katsuki gets what's comin to him (18+ NSFW);

(CW, underaged drinking)

Someone with an attitude like Katsuki's is hard to get along with, let alone be able to read his true intentions. You only just recently met the 19-year-old when you worked together to save a group of civilians from being terrorised by a drugged-up villain.

And for the last two months since then, he just cannot stop flirting with you.

You found yourselves working together semi-regularly since that first instance, and almost every time Katsuki has found some way to give you a backhanded flirtatious comment.

"You got that guy, huh? Guess you're not all just good looks."

"Stay back and let me handle this, idiot, you wouldn't want 'em to damage that face of yours."

"Can it, supermodel."

"It's way too dark in here. Guess ya can't distract me with your face, though."

"That hero costume is ridiculous, are you just tryna seduce the villains?"

Frankly, it was annoying. You were several years older than him and could kick his ass hard enough to send him crying back to his mother, yet he always seemed to act as if that wasn't the case. He showed you no respect and his attempts at flirting were absolutely abysmal - you'd never met anyone quite so infuriating.

And you're working with him again tonight.

You both responded to a call of suspicious behaviour that had civilians concerned of a potential villain attack. It was bullshit, though, just a couple of delinquent teenagers wearing hoodies.

Katsuki stands behind you with his arms folded over his chest, his face twisted in the all-too-familiar scowl he always seemed to have. It's clear that he's just as annoyed about this as you are.

"So you grabbed the drinks, and then what?" you asked, irritation tingeing your words at the ridiculousness of the situation.

The teens looked tough, but their personalities showed they were anything but. As soon as you told them about the calls, they broke down in tears and insisted they were doing nothing wrong. "W-we paid for them but we didn't have enough s-so we said 'ah, damn it!' and put the drinks back - that's all w-we did, I swear!"

You believed them. Phony calls like this were all too common. Sometimes people were just way too jumpy, and it made taking care of real problems more of an issue than it needed to be. "Alright. That's okay. You can go now boys, sorry for the inconvenience."

They nodded, and the scrawnier one of the two spoke up. "H-how do we avoid this happening again? We've n-never done anything illegal..."

You shrugged. "I dunno. Get plastic surgery," you mused light-heartedly.

"Yes, ma'am!" they answered as they rushed off, too fast for you to tell them you were only joking.

"Geez," Katsuki grunted. "What a waste of time. There could be a real crime takin' place and these idiot civilians just called us out for nothin'."

You hummed in agreement. "It never gets less annoying, I'll tell you that."

He smirked. "Those kids seemed eager to listen to you though. Maybe seduction is just your quirk huh?"

There it is. He knows full well that seduction is not your quirk, but arguing has never dissuaded him - if anything, it empowered him. You turn to look at him and decide to be direct, "Listen, Bakugo, it's clear that you want something to happen between us. We've got time, my apartment is only a few minutes from here, what are we gonna do about it?"

For the first time since you've met him, he looks genuinely shocked. His face flushes, and you can see the tips of his ears turning pink. "Eh? What are you saying? T-that's way too bold..."

You take a step closer, and he inches back. "You're not the first person I've worked with that wanted to mess around, don't get all shy now. My place is close, so let's go."'

He stares at you in stunned silence, and you just barely hold back from smirking. His throat has turned impossibly dry, and he swallows hard to try and regain his crumbled composure.

You speak before he does, "Don't tell me you can't handle it."

His eyebrows twitch in annoyance - his pride demands he never back down from a challenge. "Of course I can handle it!" he bites back, cheeks still burning. "Let's go! Hurry up!"

He storms down the sidewalk to try and lead you to your apartment, which is hilarious since he doesn't know where it is. You point a finger in the opposite direction. "It's down that way."

He turns on his feet and stomps over. "I knew that...!" he grumbles as he passes you. You snicker as you follow him.

Once you enter, you tell Katsuki to take a seat on the couch, which he reluctantly does. You go over to the fridge and grab a couple of beers out. "I know you're technically not allowed to drink this, but you're close enough to twenty, right? I won't tell anyone."

It's right. Legally, he's still not allowed to drink alcohol for another eight months, and he hasn't ever tried. But he wants to impress you, so he folds his arms and says, "Whatever. I drink all the time." A blatant lie.

You take a seat next to him and hand him a can. He eagerly chugs it, ignoring the urge to spit it out - this is alcohol? It's disgusting! How can you stomach it?

You eye him curiously, a smile creeping up on your face as he downs the beer. You can tell he's struggling, but he finishes the whole can in one go anyway. "You're not supposed to drink it that fast, you know."

He wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and scowls. "Of course I know that! I was just thirsty, that's all." Biting back a comment about its abhorrent taste, he adds, "Get me another one."

"Really?"

"Yes, really! Go get it!"

You roll your eyes but say nothing and grab him a second can from the fridge. He then asks for a third, which you get, but when he asks for a fourth you tell him no. You've barely made it halfway through your first one - someone needs to tell this kid to stop trying so hard.

"You've had more than enough," you say.

"Ha! I've had way more than this, y'know. That stuff was weak." He crosses his arms and averts his gaze. His speech is slightly slurred and his cheeks are a dark pink; he's definitely drunk. Or at least tipsy.

You smile as you toy with the tab on the can. "You're actually pretty cute, Bakugo. You act like you don't care about anyone's opinion, but you try really hard to impress them."

He turns to glare at you. “Are you stupid? Where’d you get a dumb idea like that from?”

You set the can down on the table and shuffle closer to him. He instinctively goes to move away, but you catch his chin between your fingers before he can. “Am I wrong?”

“O-of course you’re wrong!” His eyes dart to your mouth, and he can’t find it in himself to look away. He swallows thickly.

The hand on his chin trails along the bottom of his jaw then rests on his cheek. He lets out an almost inaudible squeak as you do this, and you can’t help but grin. “I think you’re more than just a rude jerk. I think secretly you’re sweet... and I think you really want me to fuck you.”

“I don’t...” he weakly defends.

You inch closer to him, so close that your lips are a mere hair’s breadth away from touching. Katsuki can feel himself growing hard, but he refuses to pay attention to it.

Your thumb strokes the soft, warm skin of his cheek as you gaze into his eyes. “Huh. So then I guess you won’t react if I do this.” You close the distance between you and press your lips against his, immediately earning a quiet moan out of him as he squeezes his eyes shut.

Your tongue enters his mouth and he almost pulls away, but your other hand is on the back of his head and holds him in place. He licks your tongue, almost timidly, and tries to match your pace — but this is his first kiss and his skills are limited. In fact, it becomes painfully obvious to you that he’s had no experience, but he’s cute so you can’t say that you mind.

Katsuki’s head is swimming when you finally pull away, a string of saliva connecting you together still. His defined chest heaves as he takes in uneven breaths. “That was... alright, I guess.”

You eye him incredulously. “Says the virgin.”

He almost jumps up from his seat. “Virgin?! Who’re you callin’ a virgin?!”

You poke him in the chest. “You. I can tell a virgin when I kiss one.”

He grits his teeth. “Fine! You’re right, who cares?! I’ve been too— too busy to do that kind of thing anyway...”

“I’m not judging you. It’s cute.”

He glares at you. “I’m a man, you know? We don’t want to be called cute.”

“Maybe stop being cute then.”

“You—you’re so annoying! You better shut up or I’ll make you so— agh!”

Before he can finish his sentence you’ve pinned him down on the couch. He stares up at you as you kneel above him, sliding one of your legs between his and pressing deliciously against his crotch.

You chuckle. “You’ll what? I didn’t catch that.”

“Shut up...” He looks away.

You rest a hand at his crotch and his hips twitch at the contact. You smirk at him as you massage his cock through his pants and he bites his cheek to keep from moaning.

His body feels impossibly hot, be it from the alcohol or the arousal he can’t tell, and he squirms against your touch.

You’re both still in your hero gear (minus the shoes of course, you’re not animals), and you work on getting him out of it. You take off his gauntlets and let them drop to the floor, then his collar and knee-guards.

As you’re still palming him, you lift his shirt up high enough to expose his toned abs and impossibly pink, cute nipples. Before he can protest what you’re doing, you duck your head down and take one of the pink buds in your mouth. He lets out a gasp as your tongue circles it, teeth grazing the skin of his chest as you do.

“Mmph... cut that out, it’s embarrassing— I’m not... a girl—ah!” He jolts up into you as you gently bite his nipple.

You pull away from him and he almost whines as you do. You quickly take his belt off and unzip his pants, tugging them off of him and letting them join the growing heap of garments on the floor. His dick struggles against his boxers, a small wet patch forming where the tip is. Looking down at him you think about just how pretty he is. You take a moment to watch him before you hook your fingers into the band of his underwear and tug them down, springing his reddened, hard cock free.

Katsuki’s lips are slightly parted as he watches you intently when you throw his boxers to the side. He goes to sit up, but you put your hands on the underside of his strong thighs and push his legs up. He yells out in surprise as his thighs are pressed up against his torso, giving you a clear view of his pink asshole.

“Oi! What the hell are you doing?! What kind of position is this?!”

You bend down, gazing at him as you stick your tongue out and give a long, languid lick to his hole. He struggles against you, trying to push you away, but you only double down in your efforts. Your hot wet tongue traces circles around him, and he lets out a shaky whimper at the feeling.

You lick and suck at his hole, sneaking a finger in and earning moan from Katsuki. “Fuck! T-that feels good...”

You chuckle in response, the vibrations sending a pleasurable feeling throughout his body. You slip a second finger in and take your mouth away as you thrust your digits in and out of him. He whines and reaches a hand down to touch his aching cock, slick with his own precum.

You smirk at him. “I don’t saying you could do that— but this is your first time, so I’ll forgive you.”

“Nnngh... You’re gonna make me cum if you keep doing that...” he moans. It seems to you that he’s abandoned all inhibition and has become lost in the pleasure.

His reaction is only urging you on, and your fingers speed up as they fuck him harder. He tilts his head back into the cushions of the sofa and cries out. The slick, wet sounds of your fingers going in and out fill the room — it should embarrass him, but it just makes him hotter.

His cries become ragged as he moves his hips in time with your fingers, his grip on his flushed cock tightening as he gets closer to the edge. “Please... please... fuck, please..!”

You put your fingers in as far as they’ll go, making a come hither gesture as you stimulate his prostate. His entire body trembles as he desperately bucks up into his own hand. Ropes of hot, sticky cum shoot out from his cock and all over his chest and face. His eyes roll back and he groans, his motions slowly stopping as he comes down from his high.

You withdraw your hand from him and fish around in your coat for your phone. You snap a picture of him lost in pure bliss, and he opens his mouth to complain then gives up before he even gets a word out.

You stand up and start stripping, and his attention turns to you. He bites his lip as he eyes the contours of your body, and you climb on top of him. “I made you feel good, now you’ve gotta pay me back.”

He blinks up at you. “How?”

You position yourself over his face, bracing yourself on the arm of the sofa. “Eat it.”

He gulps, but nods. You put your pussy on his lips and he eagerly sticks his tongue out to lick you up. His puts his hands on your thighs and pulls you further in as he laps up the wetness dripping from you. Your eyes drift shut as he eats you out, letting out soft sighs or praises from time to time.

You rock your hips back and forth on his face, and he moans into your cunt sending pleasant shivers up your body. You entangle a hand through his hair as he inserts his tongue into you— you note that for a virgin, he’s surprisingly good with his mouth.

Katsuki starts to get hard again and he turns up the intensity, your juices dripping down his face and intermingling with his own cum. As you get closer to finishing, you move your hips faster and harder until you’re fucking his face. He can’t breathe, his lungs are starting to burn, but he’s too turned on to stop now. He squeezes your thighs with his hands and helps you thrust faster.

“Haaahh, you’re doing such a great job, Katsuki— just a little more...” You bite your lip hard, feeling your orgasm bubbling up in your core.

With a few more quick, decisive thrusts against his mouth you cum onto his face. Your whole body trembles and you lift yourself off of him. He takes in big gulps of air, grateful to be able to breathe again but disappointed he’s not tasting you anymore.

He licks his lips to savour the taste and sits up, his face a sticky, flushed mess of sweat and cum that drips down to his neck. You can’t resist snapping another picture and he half-heartedly glares at you.

“You better not be plannin’ on showing those to anyone...” he says lowly.

You wave a hand dismissively. “Of course not, who do you take me for?”

“A pervert.”

You pause. “...Well you’re not wrong, but that’s still not something I’d do.”

You leave the couch and disappear into your bedroom. He calls after you but you insist you have just one surprise left for him and to be a good boy and wait. He does.

You return a minute or so later, a strap-on fastened around your hips and the dildo glistening and dripping with copious amounts of lube.

Katsuki, still seated on the couch, looks at the dildo then back to you several times before he catches on to what’s going on. “You can’t seriously expect me to take that! What kind of perverted woman are you?!”

With a devious smile, you shrug. “The type that’s gonna give you a prostate orgasm.”

His lips tremble as you approach him, settling on your knees in front of him as he still sits on the couch. The strap-on lines up with his own dick, and you glance down to see he’s still as hard as when you left.

You pull him to you and plant a kiss on his ear. “Be a good boy and let mommy take care of you.”

It takes barely any convincing at all before you’re balls deep in his tight ass, joining him on the couch and holding his hips almost painfully as you drive into him. He cries and moans, tears forming in his eyes and his hands searching for desperate purchase on the cushions behind him.

You take out your phone and film it, zooming in on the silicone phallus thrusting in and out of him, his asshole clenches around it and his legs are locked behind you. He cusses and sobs, the lewd sounds of his pleasure and your skin smacking together is easily caught by the phone’s microphone.

“I can’t take it!” he weeps, his voice breaking and hiccuping. “I’m g-gonna cum again— f-fuck me harder! Please!”

You drop the phone beside you (camera side up, of course) and oblige, the tip of the dildo hitting his prostate again and again. His hands fly to your shoulders and he digs his nails into the skin as his whole body tenses.

Then, with a jerk, he cries your name and his body spasms. His orgasm is far more intense than the first one, travelling from his core to his upper body, spreading throughout his arms and his legs. It’s a feeling unlike any other, and it continues to crash over him like waves. Drool seeps out of his mouth and drips down his chin, his mind little more than a haze as his senses are completely overloaded.

You slowly pulled out of him and he winced at the loss, but he was too far gone to do anything about it. You picked up the phone once again and filmed him in his post-orgasm stupor. “So Katsuki, how would you rate the loss of your virginity?”

He blinks slowly as his feelings return to him. He looks past the camera, into your eyes and says:

“Let’s go again.”

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