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ssaseaprince · 7 months

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Every time someone says that Hannigram isn't canon, I lose another year of my life

#some girl made a post on tiktok being like “whats a show that made you think a pairing was going to be canon but wasnt”#and literally half the comments are saying hannigram #And I was like y'all they are literally canon #and now all these people are arguing with me that because they didnt “officially date” theyre not canon at all #And I'm like the director + cast + writer + showrunner + producer all say they love each other #And they admit to being in love MULTIPLE TIMES in the show #that is the definition of canon #but theyre saying because they didnt “date” its not canon #like im not going to keep arguing but people are so dense and have no concept of media literacy #because if the only way you can see that characters are in love is if they kiss and them literally admitting it doesnt count to you #thats a you problem #anyways rant over #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #hannigram #hannibal and will #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy #oh yeah also like 90% of the people say they arent canon are straight girls so take from that what you will

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temeyes · 30 days

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im asking the important questions here, shut up!!

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dennisboobs · 5 months

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some of you should not speak on dennis until you've rewatched sunny in full instead of just the macden-centric eps.

#literally not even a matter of like. different interpretations it's just some of y'all forget literal canon events that disprove shit #i get schooled by people abt den too i have my weaknesses w writing him #but like oh my god #some of y'all would be better off if you looked at him outside of a macden context #he's not evil incarnate #he's fucked up and he does awful shit #but that is a little boy wearing an adult face #to just make him evil for no reason completely removes any interesting bits of him.#one of the keys to sunny's writing is that #rcg always makes sure that motivation is understandable *in that character's eyes*#dennis has a very specific purpose for everything he does #he isn't just cruel for no fucking reason #he's 'brutally honest' because he thinks its his duty to break the news #he's absolutely entitled and arrogant and misogynistic #but he doesn't set out to be Mean just for the sake of it #den thinks he is doing good. he thinks he's in the right. its not him it's everyone else.#he's doing you a favour by saying you're ugly (and propping up his own decimated self esteem)#that being said he's also not innocent pookie either #but i would say its like. in a lot of ways he IS oblivious to the reality of what hes saying/doing #part of that is his privilege as a white man who grew up being supported by and continues to be supported by his parent's wealth #but the gang enables the shit he does just as frank financially enables him #they are so insular it's like impossible to break out of the gang and interact with normal people #because if they don't get it then dennis is going straight back to the gang to feel validated and to hell w everyone else #on some level he knows shit is unacceptable but he's never learned Why and never will because theres no reason to #like when mac is completely fucking shocked by den talking abt the implication dennis CANNOT let that go unchecked #he needs mac to understand him because he's realizing that it's *actually* fucked up. bc even mac thinks so.#and when dee calls what happened with klinsky Rape everything IMMEDIATELY crumbles for him #dennis is introspective but he will justify shit and compartmentalize until his friends challenge it #he looks to media; tv and movies where the protagonist gets away with shit because its schlock fiction #and dennis DOES see himself as a protagonist. it's all justifiable bc he's the good guy.

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kaidanalenkosprmanager · 12 days

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THE BEST OF SHENKO 1/?

The end of the world has a way of reminding you of all the things you forgot to say do. Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨#kaidan alenko #sophie shepard #EDI #shenko #fshenko #mass effect #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #OTP: you're real enough for me #i learned i am physically incapable of creating less than like 20 gifs at a time #but shenko stonks are up right now!!#gif’ing my favorite bisexuals gives me joy 🥹#even though ME2 is dry as shit for shenko content like it’s literally the sahara desert #like a whole ass 10 minutes max of cutscenes between shep and kaidan like come on #like 2 minutes in the prologue and like 8 minutes of cutscenes on horizon #and then an email and looking at the picture in your cabin before the suicide mission #i'm so sorry y'all ME2 shenko canon is absolute shit (besides kaidan being rightfully angry on horizon) which is why we ✨ignore it✨ 🥰#but i rant about ME2 VS treatment too much so i will not write another essay about it in the tags #i will say the EDI line isn't the exact quote from the game but i think about it a lot tbf #same with the quote i borrowed from anderson too lmao (which is also a tiny bit paraphrased)#i just love EDI asking shep for relationship advice when you get to follow shep and kaidan's relationship/struggles across 3 games #and anderson's quote about all the things you forgot to do in relation kahlee to is just *chef's kiss* when you think about shenko #like whether it starts in ME1 or ME3 shenko has some really fantastic moments across the series #two characters with strong morals who realize that they're falling in love and literally start to become each other's strength??#their soft place to land?? their support when they need it?? shenko will always have my heart #also the shenko quotes you get are the most fire thing in the world #you're real enough for me?? you make me feel human?? i want to be your strength- your soft place to land?? shenko you will always be famous #I FORGOT IM GONNA FIGHT LIKE HELL FOR THE CHANCE TO HOLD YOU AGAIN TOO LIKE??#but i’ll stop ranting now bc i do that wayyy to much in my tags lol. have a good day wherever you are! <3

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rotisseries · 1 year

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"I can see will appreciating all types of music genres" well I cannot. peace and love<3

#like sorry I just think he mostly listens to rock some people literally just listen to one genre and that's FINE oh my lord #he would not be pretentious about it I'm not saying that I am sure that when el turns the madonna on he does not bitch or make fun of her #that doesn't mean he's listening to it on his own though lmao. that doesn't mean it's his preferred music choice #you know who I DO think would like a lot of different music genres? el. and I have actual reasons for this #I'm not just saying shit for the sake of saying shit #like she probably wasn't exposed to music for the first 13 years of her life! I bet she loves all sorts of stuff bc it's all so unique!#I bet her favorite songs and artists are based more in sentimental value then anything else #like she likes madonna bc she listens to that with max. she likes bowie bc it's what her brothers introduced to her #she likes riot grrrrl/punk bc of kali y'know?#anyway. in summary. will literally does not have to listen to pop or whatever why would he #like do what you want with mike he canonically sang along to corey hart. but will?#anyway that's how I know y'all are just projecting bc y'all want your fave to have the same music taste as you #and like it's a harmless headcanon it doesn't matter I know. but it is a pet peeve yeah I don't see why will can't just like rock #AGAIN. NOT PRETENTIOUS. HE THINKS OTHER GENRES ARE FINE THEY'RE JUST NOT HIS THING #stranger things #will byers #byler

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petrerpkr · 7 months

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Being a snily shipper high key sucks. Ive read literally every fanfic on ao3 and im always looking for new one's. It's an unpopular ship so the tags are pretty slow and people have the most Warped opinion on sev /snily its pretty depressing...

#screaming into the void #snily #pro snily #its literally a friend's to lovers ship #its cute af #and in canon it's tragic #lily and sev have a toxic codependent friendship #thats really fun to see #its friends to enemies tragic love #harry potter #i dont see sev being a obsessed stalker so i guess i have a very different opinion #and like in canon texts its not outright romantic #like have y'all not have a deep traumatic friendship with a girl before that ended in a huge fight??#but still think about them #its classic wlw experience #and like I've said before snily is very wlw coded #if lily was a guy that would be so many fanfics ect #w*lfstar levels of popular

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peachyxxkeens · 3 months

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Sometimes you just gotta ship your oc with Butcher

Artwork/commission from ritzel.draws

#her name is Samantha she's a supe #hahahahaha i love angst #billy butcher #the boys #karl urban #oc x canon #i like don't vibe with the other ships with Butcher so I literally was like aight lets ship him with my oc #Butcher x oc #if y'all wanna know more about her let me knooooowww #kinda scared to share this lol #i have like so many other artworks of her with Butcher so I'm happy to share more <3

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dappy-dappernette · 13 days

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Ppl in fandom spaces be like: "We love bi/pan ppl so long as they're not actually bi/pan!"

#dappy's twaddles #ppl act like being bi/pan somehow makes you “less pure” than monosexuals lol #'specially in fandom spaces #COUGH COUGH hetalia COUGH COUGH #Anyway bi Ludwig is pretty cool I'm so fucking glad he doesn't have a confirmed sexuality and that headcanons exist #I sure hope nobody calls me a raging homophobe because I hc this man with a (let me remind you) UNCONFIRMED SEXUALITY differently from them #Literally the only characters with confirmed sexualities are Sweden and to an extent France and Veneziano #And while Sweden is explicitly stated to be gay just because France and Vene aren't explicitly stated to be doesn't mean they aren't #canonically bi/pan. I mean... Italy literally had a childhood romance with another boy and France openly flirts with men AND women #So fuck off y'all #Portraying a bi/pan character as bi/pan isn't fucking queerphobic lollllllll

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parker-rose · 2 months

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the kevjean brainrot got to me guys <3

#they mean the world to me?????#like did y'all know????#i love kevjean so much seriously #anyway this is canon compliant literally entirely #just the only difference is they patch up after rikos death #kevin day #jean moreau #kevjean #aftg #tfc #all for the game #the foxhole court

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imarvelatthestars · 4 months

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Blood Runs Red

Pairings: Emerie Karr x gn!Reader

Content: angst, some references to Emerie being trapped in her occupation under Hemlock + having to kill clones in the past, slight yandere, no real happy ending here; drabble

Emerie knows exactly what happens when a clone negates the code of conduct it is meant to operate within. She's seen it happen before, she's been the hand to deliver the final blow to a vod on more than one occasion.

And yet she allows herself the joy of the fall.

She wakes up every morning to go about her work - studying, experimenting, working working working until her heart gives out and her compassion runs dry. She works to break Crosshair until he begs, to twist Omega's tiny little heart into something more malleable, and all the while she falls, she runs, always into you. She falls more in love with you every day, falls that much further from the grace of Hemlock's mercy, falls further and further from the purpose she was born into.

But how could she not? You protect the child so fiercely, as if Omega were of your own flesh and blood, cradling the girl to your breast to protect her, placing your body before hers in a futile attempt to protect her, delay whatever horrible inevitability you fear awaits her beyond the walls of your holding cell. Emerie has seen you spit and swear and take beating after beating in Omega's name. Even Crosshair, who has betrayed you and the rest of his batch more times than can be counted, has become a recipient of your dedication. How could she not love you?

There is no room for such things in the realm of Hemlock's science. The chambers of his heart are empty save for his love of knowledge. It's an incessant lust that boils beneath his scalp, a desire to know, to study, to understand, no matter the cost. It is the only kindness she has ever known, and it is colder than the vast emptiness of space.

Not like you. You are everything alive and warm, vibrant, passionate. You are bold and strong, resilient, kind. Human.

She wishes she could be like you. She wishes she could have you, have this one thing for herself in the darkness of the Empire's looming shadow. How she would treasure you, hide you away where the cold could never reach you and the pain would never lick at your bones. Hemlock would never need to know.

But clones cannot afford secrets, not when their price is too high to pay. And so she watches, for it's all she can do. She falls in love, falls from grace, falls and falls until all that's left to do is let her broken body shatter on the duracrete of Hemlock's laboratory floor. She prays you'll be there to pick up the pieces.

prompt: omega ✅️

@clonexreaderbingo

#emerie karr x reader #emerie karr x you #emerie karr #x reader #tbb #star wars #so i don't actually think emerie is this dark and fucked up in canon #however we have literally nothing to go off of so far and i felt like trying something different so here we are #i feel like this drifted somewhat into yandere territory which was not on purpose but i'm not mad about it i'm enjoying the dark vibes toda #so yeah. um. sorry for the emo vibes y'all hope that's not too offputting in comparison with my usual content

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weewoobrainrot · 2 years

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new headcanon: basically maverick tells penny she looks good, like rooster does with hangman twice, so rooster came to maverick one day when he was a teen asking advice on how to flirt with someone and mav gave him tips like telling them they look good

#this is canon in my mind #chaotic bisexual rooster asking romance advice from disaster bisexual maverick #i just can't stop thinking about this???#they wrote one scene as flirtatious #and then the other two as not #like #we're not crazy #y'all literally wrote them gay just without the canon #top gun #top gun maverick #headcanon #bradley rooster bradshaw #pete maverick mitchell #jake hangman seresin #hangster #sereshaw #hangman x rooster

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dennisboobs · 4 months

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#the reason cisswap lesbian macden does nothing for me is bc i get my dose of lesbianism from canon charden <3 #i say it (jokingly) all the time but i think if the sunny fandom was more open to charden y'all would have more fun #everything ppl do with macden to make it ~more fun~ is literally. already there with charden #macden is a lot of fun in its own way but if i want butch/femme lesbians i have charden already--#this is literally why i ship both. if i want to fuck around with gender i can throw charden together #if i want to fuck around with weird codependent loser roommates i can throw macden together #they have different dynamics and both bring different shit to the table #also idk such a massive part of dennis is his (often unapologetic but still stifled) more 'feminine' gender expression #so making him a cis woman who likes being feminine is like. yea. that sure is. cis woman dennis.#as someone who has an extremely complicated history w expressing femininity or anything that is even seen as being remotely femme #it doesn't grab me #the genderfuckery is not there #but TRANSBIAN CHARDEN???? YEAAAAAH #i think mac being so focused on upholding traditional mascilinity IS a very interesting dynamic to have next to. you know. dennis.#wheras charlie could not give less of a fuck #i think gender exploration with macden would take a completely different form but still be extremely interesting for both of them #but there's a lot less initial acceptance and a lot more hiding on den's part #especially if the two are in a relationship #because mac coming to terms with being gay took so long so dennis being at all feminine or even transfem is like #mac needs to do. more introspection #which is an entirely different set of issues to charden gender exploration where like #charlie being nonconforming. not shaving. not caring abt using she/her pronouns. being nontraditional in every way and not giving a fuck #would be absolutely fucking absurd to dennis who is very conformist after she comes out #and would probably be content to conform to whats expected of her as a woman with mac IF she did manage to come out at all #bc dennis would have to actually manage to come out. instead of hiding the fact she's trans > looking at carmen and the way mac treated her #i think both paths have additional challenges and that's. you know. whats interesting.#is cisswap den butchy? does she hide her masculine interests? is denise transmasc...??#cisswap mac being butch is like. you know. nonconforming so it doesn't quite do the same thing as canon mac either #mac being Traditional and catholic and having to push past homophobia (internalized and externalized) to be himself is. pretty huge #would cisswap mac be a tradwife. like. thats sort of the equivalent

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alexoreality · 3 months

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You might not have to hear this but some one piece ships literally don't make sense that it gives me the ick 🥲 (some ships i just respect and leave alone, i'll color them in blue.) (And the ones that give me severe trust issues is purple)

AceSan - ...okay... The smirk...? What else...? Trauma bonding?? What...? I mean, its cute, i can leave the ship alone and its fans. I think this ship stemmed from the way Ace was drawn looking at Sanji *my boy was greasy* Y'all are horny though.- (sorry. But they'll get along so well with supporting and stuff- TRAUMA. MY GUY. I KNOW IT WHEN I SEE IT 😭

HanLu - thats a grown ass woman.

LawLu - and thats a grown ass man. (But Luffy's 19- AGE GAP???)

ZoSan - i'm sorry HUH. The two men that insult each other 24/7 were being shipped??? HUH. (But they respect each other- I KNOW THAT??? BUT GODDAMN THE FICS DON'T GET THEIR CHARACTER RIGHT 😭 ZoSan is a well-liked ship, but don't consider them canon and that they'll kiss after Zoro defeats Mihawk)

ZoBin - THAT IS HIS MOTHER FIGURE.

SaboSan - ...They never met 😶... and what if they do? Trauma bonding again?... Y'all I'm sorry but huh- how. Legitimately I'M SPEAKING RATIONALLY, HOW THE FUCK WOULD TWO PEOPLE FALL IN LOVE??? THAT WAY???

UGH ITS JUST A 2D CHARACTER!!

Well DAMN YOU WEREN'T TREATING THEM LIKE THAT WHEN I WAS DISSING THEM??

#coming from a aroace so... y'all might think my opinion doesn't matter #my friends don't usually talk about their love lives in front of me cuz of it #but i've shown support and interest in them #i am the coach. not the player #zosan is really popular cuz they look hot with each other #i won't use their tags cuz i'm scared of getting comments #acesan i'll have a respect for since they do seem to have a chance to hit it off #also Sanji would've fucking kicked him if he tried 😐#I once liked LawLu but i saw the red flags of the ship in general #age gap and all that also Law is stressed 24/7 with Luffy what #HanLu is just Hancock's reaction to a person treating her like a person.#and some people arr delulu enough to believe they'll be canon #SABOSAN. THAT SHIT EXISTS. Its funny that ASL is shipped with sanji and its Luffy having none of it bUT PEOPLE take is SERIOUSLY #i'm suffering what the hell #guys make the ship make sense #what?? the two of them look hot?#you think Franky isn't hot???#SABO NEVER MET SANJI AND SANJI LITERALLY ONLH HEARS OF SABO FROM THE OTHERS #“its an au” well okay i won't argue there since ITS AN AU.

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bonetrousledbones · 3 months

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Have you checked out UT Yellow yet? It's really fun and hits in the feels over and over. And I'm curious who your favorite character would be.

i have not! sadly for some reason i'm just not super interested in fangames so i honestly haven't looked into it much :( that star guy's design is pretty sick though i'll give it that

#trousled rambles #i'll also admit it did kinda coincide with a more recent surge of ppl shitting on classic aus & treating their own interpretations as canon #which may have put me off of it a lil more . but i wasn't really planning on getting into it anyway tbh #super awesome that it was able to be fully finished and released tho!!! genuinely i'm happy for the team and y'all who like it #i DID spectate the shit with the music copyright on twitter and it was pretty funny. i just Know toby started yelling at people #i just think i tend to get into things more if i can do my own thing with em . probably why i make more aus than i actually read lmao #if there is ONE thing i will slightly knock uty for it's that flowey being involved makes ut's already screwy timeline even worse #but like . since its not canon that literally does not matter so its fine lol

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jasontoddssuper · 11 months

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If you think Shouto would consider other guys love rivals over his feelings for Momo just for talking to her or that Dabi is attracted to Hawks but not to Twice,there's a good chance you've never dated anyone

#no cause those are both truly the definition of bitchless behavior like they are tied for showing how little rizz y'all have😭😭😭💀💀💀#shouto??being posessive??he's literally so respectful and caring towards momo he'd never subject her to a toxic dynamic like his dad does #and twice is basically dabi's love interest and his CANON best friend.meanwhile dabi wants hawks dead even more than he does anyone else #like...those tropes aren't in-character or even realistic in the slightest bit.they're just stereotyping abuse survivors and gay/bi men #what did i expect from bnha fans though😔#todomomo #dabitwice #t4t todomomo #t4t dabitwice #todomomo protection squad #pro dabitwice #todoroki shouto #momo yaoyorozu #dabi #twice bnha #jin bubaigawara #iida tenya #awase yosetsu #bakugou katsuki #antidabihawks #antiiimomo #antiawamomo #antimomowase #antibakumomo #bnha geekery #shouto and dabi are part bangaldeshi and momo is a blasian latina + they're all autistic and trans #💌#letters from summer #aizawa dont look #azura no

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jessicas-pi · 1 year

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look, I've decided that everything george lucas was involved in is canon star wars, and everything else is basically fanfiction that I can approve of or disregard at will.

This is going to be a very important part of my life philosophy come this August.

#like literally if the show does something i dont like i'm just going to act like it did not happen #i'm going to be so deep in denial y'all #no jacen? wdym??? he's right over here learning how to cheat at sabacc from chopper #wildly ooc characters? yikes. dave your earlier fics were a lot better.#ezra or sabine dies? sorry can't hear you over the sound of them adopting 5 kids and living happily ever after #i know it's a weird thing but literally just recently it occurred to me that this is ALL MADE UP.#NONE OF THIS HAPPENS FOR REAL. THIS IS ALL A CONSTRUCT OF A HUMAN PERSON'S IMAGINATION #THERE IS NO RULE OR LAW ANYWHERE THAT SAYS WE HAVE TO RESPECT WHAT SOMEONE SAYS HAPPENED NEXT #we can JUST IGNORE IT #and there will be fans like 'but it happened in the show it's canon' and cool! fine! i literally could not care less!#IT'S SO FREEING!!!! JUST STOP CARING BABEY!!!

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