#Almost 40 Years Old
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#fitness#strength#exercise#workouts#isometrics#no steroids#no trt#all natural#no synthol#steroid free#drug free#Almost 40 Years Old
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i love how i'll get fixated on a character and then start saying shit like "awww he's such a lil guy! a lil fella!!" when the "lil guy" in question is a grown 30-40 year old man with visible facial hair and wrinkles and pores
for example: peppino spaghetti
#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#like. why do i do this.#he is LITERALLY a grown 40 year old italian man and i'm just here like ''aww he's such a cute lil guy''#he's almost old enough to be my DAD what am i doing#but also he really is just a silly cute little guy sometimes#have you seen the way this man smiles its precious#it's even funnier when you remember peppino looked even OLDER and wrinklier in mcpig's super old drawings of him#like pizza tower peppino is pretty much just a woobified version of his OG form#which was literally just some schlubby wrinkly old italian dude and i love that#i love how weirdly enlarged his other eye is in this image#it looks kinda strange but also that's literally just what peppino looks like
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An interesting theme, imo, in mdzs is the sheer tiredness you must feel when dealing with someone who, having been dead for more than a decade, is still the same person as before, while you aren't anymore.
#I don't have seen people dig into it#And it's reasonable#Mdzs has a lot of interesting themes!#Also we don't feel this because in the novel the main couple is building a completely new relationship#While the only person still alive with whom wwx had a relationship in the past isn't there a lot. So#I realized it while writing this wq fic. And now she meets wwx#And into my mind he tries to recreate the same dynamic as before. But wq just looks at him. Because now she is almost 40#(kinda?? Age in mdzs is nothing but I like old women)#Anyway she isn't the same as 13 years ago#While for wwx isn't much long. For him from the burial mounds at best are 6 months#I am not making sense. sigh#But if I had a bestie in a come. Then they woke up and tried to do the same jokes I would blink and not even laugh#Because I've changed#It's fucking sad#For everyone
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Soap : I can't believe they did something like that in front of innocent eyes !
Ghost : I'm sure you're both GREATLY exaggerating what happened
Soap : You don't understand, he had the lighter in his hand! He didn't have to be a slut!
#cod mw2#cod nikolai#captain john price#nikprice#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#simon ghost riley#gaz is having war flashbacks because of his real dad flirting with women in front of him#they're like ew old people flirting#ghost is tired with them#wouldn't it be hilarious if price and nik were constantly denying every accusation of them flirting for real#in a 'come on we're friends can't friends flirt as a joke anymore? you kids are taking it too seriously' way#but they're just trying to gaslight them and they've been married for almost ten years and only ghost and laswell know#& as soon as the kids begin to believe that they're in fact maybe just friends they flirt harder and soap and gaz are just confused forever#anyway funny story (or at least it is for me) : i was on pinterest trying to find inspiration on what clothes to give to nik (i gave up)#and i looked for 'middle aged russian men clothes' and pinterest gave me medieval russian men clothes instead of 40 yo russian men clothes
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THE PINK HEELS BEING TOO BIG FOR CHARLIE UGH
#things I think about too often <3#love babygirling an almost 50 year old man#same thing I did with those 40 year olds on supernatural when I was 13#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#it’s always sunny#charlie kelly#charlie day
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Netflixvania fans will hate Mariacard because one's 16 and the other's an adult after shipping and continuing to ship Trephacard, which has a teenager shipped with two adults
EDIT: Okay I know this isn't obvious but it needs to be said, Netflix Maria uses the design of 12 year old Maria, but she's actually 16. SOTN Maria is 17, which makes her a year older than Netflix Maria. If there was a 5 year time skip in the show, that would make Maria 21.
#castlevania#castlevania netflix#castlevania games#Maria Renard#Alucard#Adrien Fahrenheit Tepes#trevor belmont#sypha belnades#like seriously#even if Lisa and Drac got busy immediately he's be like 18 at most and thats after sleeping for a year#and in the games as soon as the four beat his dad up (friendly reminder that Grant exists) he goes to sleep until symphony of the night#SYPHA CALLS HIM A TEENAGER IN AN ADULTS BODY#I'm basically feeling there's a double standard in the fanbase here#it's hot when it's a guy but its gross when its a gal#or maybe it's just an excuse to bash fans of the game#“how DARE they pair these two together” they say about what has been the most popular castlevania pairing for the past 26 years#god I don't even give a shit about shipping stuff#I'm just sick of Netflixvania fans gate keeping the series#Castlevania is almost 40 years old for crying out loud#you're the new kids#there are people in their 40's and 50's that played these games as a child#I'm so tired man#I hate those bastards that cried “WOKE?!?!” that poisoned the well for the rest of us#I just want to watch an adaptation of Castlevania#why is that too much to ask#rant over#I'm going to bed
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Just had THE most exciting parcel: my first order of Hannibal treats has arrived, and oh my goodness they’re gorgeous. Thank you @theseavoices! And such pretty extras too! I have been very happily riffling through them, in suitable fashion, with a glass of very good Chianti to hand…
Such gorgeous colours - even better in the flesh 🤩
Will is in something of a bind…
Goodies!!!
#and such amazing goodies too!#hannibal#so pretty#thank you sooooo much#everyone in this fandom really is so lovely#wondering if I can wear the pin to work and get away with it#should’ve got into this fandom years ago#go and look at TheSeaVoices everyone her work is beautiful#excited to a degree quite unsuitable for an almost-40-year-old woman#but damn it I’m going to roll with it#this is going to be a slippery slope isn’t it
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So seeing your post about the ages of wangxian it made me think about how that means that at the beginning of the story we see JC he’s probably 35-36 and he’s still acting like a 20 year old. Mans is almost 40 and all he can think about is still killing people who remind him of wwx instead of trying to get himself an heir to continue his clan. Like he can help raise JL all he wants that boy is still the Jin heir, not Jiang.
Well Jiang Cheng is only 5 days younger than Wei Wuxian, so he’d be around 33/34 at the start of canon, but that makes things even more hilarious because you have people who make serious arguments about “poor baby brothrr jc” who needs to be coddled because he’s Baby Brother™️ (ignoring the fact that he and wwx never consider each other brothers) which apparently means that he is physically incapable of doing anything on his own and therefore everyone else is obligated to inconvenience themselves for him.
But at the same time, I’m supposed to believe that this idea of jc as a giant man-baby who still needs to be tucked in at night and have his hand held during nighthunts and be told he’s a “good boy” for clan leading as a part of his Baby Brother™️ rights is also mature enough to have “singe-handedly” raised an infant into a “well-adjusted” pre-teen with only the strength of his two hands and “love” for his dead sister because Jin Ling has no other family in existence, neither the Jin nor Jiang have any servants who would undoubtably be in charge of children, and sexist jc would definitely be directly involved in the “woman’s work” of childcare?
You can never win with fanon because it’s all wildly conflicting characteristics in a trench coat masquerading as “personal interpretation.” Canon jc is the best version. Just let him be pathetic!
#mdzs asks#anon#reading about jc is like watching a trainwreck in slow motion#while the conductor sticks his head out the window and commits to the crash rather than doing ANYTHING to stop it#jc is the conductor and the train is his life and reputation#dude had almost 20 years to change and still chose stagnation#his one (1) change in the story is to stop bothering wwx#THAT’S IT#not even an apology!#he will be the same in his 40s and 50s and 60s til he dies of old age with only his nephew to care
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hey quick message to adults, if you're condescending when trying to teach teenagers about shit, then they aren't gonna listen to you no matter how important the shit you're saying is.
#moral of the story is that while you may have valid concerns and want to teach teenagers about those things#then dont be an asshole about it#because that. will. not. make. make. them. learn. or. listen. to what. you're. saying.#also i get the concern about safety on the internet and not really knowing who you're talking to#and learning and knowing how to stay safe on the internet is really important#but like if all you do is say that “you never know it could be a 40 year old man you're talking to” or some shit and dont actually teach us#then you arent doing jackshit to help#and it also kinda says that you dont trust teenagers judgement#which could maybe be a kinda fair concern because idk we may trust people too easily#but when you way it up#it just says you dont trust our judgement more#and like you dont think we can know its a fucking forty year old man#like almost all my mutuals are also mentally ill teenagers like myself#if a forty year old man could impersonate them that well then honestly they have my fucking respect#sam screams into the void
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i was taking screenshots of cassidy's new skin and then i switched to default one (for reasons) and like bro he is perfect, literally nothing will ever beat this, banging my head on the wall bcuz i love him so damn much
also i've just noticed that even when his gun is holstered, you can still see the lil charm, that's so god damn cute
#cutie patootie and it's a (almost) 40 year old man#i could write a whole book describing all the tiny details that i love abt this skin#side note the lighting on this map is so pleasant?????#pic#personal
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“He didn’t have a whole lot of patience when he started”- Martin about Max
Bro he was 17 what the fuck is wrong with you dumbass
#yeah as if a 17 year old was going to be chill#get a grip my fucking god#your guy cannot even race wheel to wheel and he’s almost 40#rambles
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actually i'm saying it publicly i don't give a fuck
#fun fact this was fueled by me seeing someone unironically describe vinny vinesauce as an old man#and like. sure. someone can feel old at almost any age depending on their lived experiences#and i as an 18-year-old am probably not the most qualified to gatekeep old age#but like. come on man. a guy who's not even 40 is not an old man#fuckwords#sure i'll tag disco why not#disco elysium
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What if Steve and Eddie got trapped in the upside down during the final battle of 87?
El cant find them and can no longer open a gate for everyone to try find them, so everyone has to believe they're dead. The party feels lost without them.
Of course, Dustin Robin Max Lucas and Erica are all devastated, all refusing to believe that the two were dead, sure that there must be a way to get them back. But, weeks turn to months and months turn to years and there is still no sign of Steve and Eddie being found.
After a while the group is forced to just start moving on with their lives, each moving away but all staying in contact.
Slowly they start forming their own familys, Lucas and Max (now living in California near Jonathan and Argyle) welcome thier first daughter 'Stephanie Erica Sinclair' April 29th 1992, she was a happy accident and was named after her parents favourite siblings.
The same year, Argyle and Eden have a little girl named Evie, the two splitting custody after Eden moved out of Utah to California near Argyle.
Next was Nancy and Jonathan two years later, the pair having a set of twins 'James Edmund and Katie Barbara' August 10th 1994. Jon takes full custody when they turn 3, living with Argyle back in Cali, letting Nancy follow her dream of becoming a journalist in Chicago, while he worked his dream job at a photography studio stationed on the coast. The two both knew they weren't going to last, however they dont stop loving eachother. (Nancy still helps out with the twins when shes in the area as well as weekly phone calls, making sure they know she loves them even if shes not often around)
In 96, 'Issac Lucas Sinclair' who was the same age as a little girl called 'Morgan' later adopted by El who Dr Owen's believes nay have powers similar to hers and Henry's.
Robin and Vickie, who now live in Michigan, adopt a son in 2000 a trans boy named Tyler, a year older than Stephanie.
At this point it's 2007, having been 20 years since the final battle, 20 years since the party lost Steve and Eddie, 20 whole years. The only people who still lived in Hawkins was Dustin and Suzie Henderson, the two of them both choosing not to have kids, living together in one of the newer houses built along the edge of Hawkins where they had easy access to their jobs working in a lab just outside of Indianapolis. The two secretly working on a way to potentially find their missing friends.
Dustin becomes the fun uncle to his friends kids, Hosting a new version of Hellfire for them with Will being his co DM!
Wayne Munson also continued to live in Hawkins after he helped during the final battle, after losing his nephew he moved in with Claudia living with her.
The wheelers and Sinclair's still both live there too, Holly Wheeler after graduating, now being a teacher at Hawkins high.
The Hopper-Byers move out towards Illinois, Mike and Will both living together in an apartment together in Indianapolis, and El lives with Max and Lucas with their children together in California.
(lest not also forget Garath and Jeff, who also helped in the final battle, the two along with the other members of Corroded Coffin started making it big during the early 90s, and successfully did 2 world tours, they always dedicate each performance to Eddie, as he was the man who started the band and would have loved to see where they ended up now!!)
The party end up coming back to Hawkins in July, to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the end of the Upside Down.
...That is until Stephanie Sinclair goes missing while cycling back to the Hendersons after an evening at the arcade with the other party members kids. Everyone else was staying at the wheelers or the old Byers home, but hers were staying with her Uncle Dustin like they always did. Issac and Morgan hadnt joined them so she was biking on her own.
They found her abandoned bike along the edge of Mirkwood the next day... Stephanie Sinclair had completely disappeared
It didnt take long for missing animal reports to start cropping up either, same with another missing person, one of Holly's students...
When Stephanie is finally saved a week later she wasnt found alone. Her and the missing student, were accompanied by two familiar young adults.
Steve and Eddie, both looking like they had barely aged at all since getting trapped in the upside down.
#this au has been stuck in my head for AGES now!!#like the idea that time works differently in the upside down#what if someone was to be trapped in there longer than a week?#steve and eddie getting trapped for 20 years#but they only aged/ lived 2#when the kids get taken their aswell steve and eddie protect them before the party is able to come and save them#when they find Stephanie she recognises them from the pictures Max and Dustin would show her of their big brothers#ones she was told went missing after the earthquakes#however shes confused how they look almost the same from the pictures instead of being in their 40s like the should be#eddie and steve having the realization that they've been gone 20 years#que them being saved and having a really emotional reunion#while also being stuck with the jarring effects of the kids you babysat growing up without you#/your old babysitters/ party mom and dad friends are now stuck decades behind you#honestly this is an idea i dont have the time to dive into#however if any one wanted to write something like this i would love to know bc its such an interesting idea to me??#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#steddie#robin buckley#platonic stobin#max mayfield#dustin henderson#second generation#stranger things next generation
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< how old are you ? >
< :f youre f:ne shar:ng that >
oh, im almost 19! thanks for asking :D
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40 year old Zosan "messing around" in Sanji's office
Zoro: *chuckling* What's the matter beautiful? Don't you like it?
Sanji: *laughing hysterically* NO WAY! GET OFF OF ME!
Zoro: *continues tickling his sides* You sure sound like you like it.
Sanji: *laughing harder* PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING!
Zoro: Anything?
Sanji: *weezing* ANYTHING!
Zoro: *kissing his neck* I want you to take the night off and stay with me.
Sanji: *crying laughing* OKAY JUST STOP!
Zoro: *stops tickling* A deals a deal. Just a warning I'm not gonna let you get even a minute of sleep.
Sanji: Filthy swordsman.
Zoro: You like it when I'm filthy.
Sanji: How the hell do you know?
Zoro: You're pretty vocal sexy cook. The louder you are the more I know you like it.
Sanji: We'll see about that. I'll take a vow of silence.
Zoro: No way honey, I know exactly which of your buttons to push. *bites his neck*
Sanji: *involuntary moan*
Zoro: See?
Sanji: Cheap trick.
Zoro: If you say so.
#zosan#zoro x sanji#zoro and sanji#zosan script#not incorrect quotes#original zosan script#married zosan#40 year old zosan#sanji opened his own restaurant#zoro is a pain in the butt#sanji loves him anyway#my post#old zosan#zosan being a cute old married couple#the restaurant staff thinks they're adorable#suggestive#they're so in love its almost gross
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Laszlo: Sex is but a three letter word.
Also Laszlo: [blushes at the word coitus]
For @kissthymouth
#laszlo kreizler#the alienist#literally my first gifset since i moved#in febuary#srry lmao#anyway heres some blushing laszlo#the second gif is when she says coitus and his eyes go wide#i love it#laszlo my beloved#40 year old virgin yes?#king of microexpressions#userpng#userlindir#daniel brühl#almost forgot the most important tag
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