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I hope mac gets the world's most wonderful boyfriend in season 17, so it forces dennis to be nice again. and you know what I hope mac is only dating this perfect man to get back at den. I want the world's most toxic yaoi. there should be poison involved.
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Will here absolutely kills me cos he got thrown off a train, walked to Florence, got his head cut open, got kidnapped, hung upside down in a truck and now has to listen to Mason spout shit while Hannibal’s in his own trolley with that shit-eating grin.
but like, his face is like, “it’s one inconvenience after another.” he’d defo be rolling his eyes here if he had the energy
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to be a top Poster in asoiaf tumblr you gotta have your own character that you have a PhD in. people have to scroll by your blog and be like 'oh i know them, theyre the resident expert in Rodrick the Reader and they post about him every other day.'
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aos kirk in the green shirt 👀
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#these are all based on what I was aware of or shipped in 2014#star trek#spirk#kirk/spock#k/s#james t kirk#Spock#supernatural#destiel#dean winchester#castiel#merlin#merthur#arthur pendragon#teen wolf#sterek#stiles stilinski#derek hale#bbc sherlock#johnlock#sherlock holmes#john watson#marvel#captain america#stucky#bucky barnes#steve rogers#hannibal#hannigram#hannibal lecter
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oh shit hen from 911 was the welfare lady in it’s always sunny
#she was such a queen#911 abc#henrietta wilson#hen wilson#iasip#it’s always sunny in philadelphia#it’s always sunny#dennis reynolds#dee reynolds
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saw this on my fyp and all I could think was
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i don’t think rpf is bad bc like 81 year old paul mccartney would have to take so many specific steps in order to find and read beatles fanfiction that i feel like any exposure to it would be his fault. not to mention that he would probably like it
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the fact that ned canonically lays serious pipe is so funny. it’s the wolf blood.
#it’s a good thing Brandon died and benjen went to the wall#winterfell would be bursting with little wolflings#asoiaf
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john lennon’s death was so crazy imagine turning on the tv and finding out harry styles got shot in the head by some guy who was trying to impress anya taylor-joy
#like bruh how random is it to shoot lennon bc u had a crush on jodie foster#I would argue a better comparison would be zayn getting shot#bc I see hs as the paul of the group#but I digress#harry styles#one direction#1d#john lennon#the beatles#not a tag I thought I’d ever use lol
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a feast for crows really is baffling because somehow this 70 year old man wrote a book about climate change and gender dysphoria in 2005 and i don’t think he knows he did that.
#I say this to my non asoiaf friends all the time#like damn that childless old man from Arizona was cooking#asoiaf
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Sebastian Stan can be in as many mid Golden Globes bait projects as he wants but he sold his soul to marvel in 2010 in an attempt to rescue himself from gay-for-pay tv show hell. The monkeys paw curled. now he could even win an Oscar playing Donald Trump but he will forever be known best for 164,000 works on ao3
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i honestly don't understand how anyone thinks the stark sisters hate each other or were evil to each other or whatever. like they're literally just normal siblings being nine and eleven and therefore threats to themselves and others, but its asoiaf so the stakes are unnecessarily high
#my friends sister used to chase her w a knife#and then hold her down and spit into her open mouth#Sansa and Arya are angels in comparison#asoiaf
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the bi guy from the gay firefighter show looks like if jensen ackles and tom hardy had a child
#hes like………a butch jensen ackles#evan buckley#911 abc#jensen ackles#supernatural#dean winchester#tom hardy
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