Hehehe silly buddy cop au for Jetra 🫶🏼

Jasmine and Nick: (Have gotten into an argument over Jas being reckless)

Jasmine: (Stamps her foot) “BUT DAD THATS NOT FAIR!!! YOU ARE BEING A JERK!!!”

Nick: (Patiently) “Jazzy, my word is final. Now go to your room to cool off that haughty attitude of yours.”

Jasmine: (Angsty teenage growls as she whirls around and storms off to the cabinets, reaching in for a box)

Nick: (Crosses his arms) “Jasmine- I said go to your room!”

Jasmine: (Takes the spaghetti noodles from the box and pours it into her hand, glaring over her shoulder at her father)

Nick: (Wags a finger at his daughter) “Don’t you dare-….”

Jasmine: (Snaps all of the spaghetti noodles in half while looking Nick dead in the eye)

Nick: (Bangs on his desk, rising from his chair) “NOW YOU’VE CROSSED THE LINE, MISSY.”

Ellie Perkins: (Sips her coffee) “Oh the joys of parenthood….”

When i made this, i actually got inspo from a tumblr post hahaha

i was going to ask ur take on what blade’s favourite beverage is, but i figured it would probably be an IV drip.. but anyway, what do you think his favourite beverage is?

i dont think he drinks anything i think he dies of dehydration every few days and silver wolf has to pour as many energy drinks as possible down his throat before he wakes up so he doesnt just instantly die again

Sometimes I hate that I tend to get motivated by spite, because yesterday I attended a "Lucio trivia" contest-stream thingy on Dorian and it was such a meh experience* that a part of me now wants to make one myself. Just so I could have the ability to make it at least a bit challenging more invested in the character, and to have the power to mute people.

Thankfully my performance anxiety is still there, and the app is still a mess of bugs, so I ain't streaming shit any time soon lmao

*not because of the streamer mind you, it's just the attitude of a good chunk of the audience with the good ol' character hate. Some people really show up on a Lucio-themed stream and go "ew gross" when the narrative mentions him holding MC's hand. Like, why? Y tho?????

how sick and twisted would it be if professor vox knocked you up but told you to keep the father's identity a secret so there's no scandal. no outcry, no repercussions for him from the university for being a professor having an affair with a student, nothing. you can only do your best to hide a growing tummy for so long until baggy sweatshirts stop hiding it and your excuses stop convincing the people around you. and you can't even actively seek out support from him except for when the two of you find complete and total privacy bc he outright refuses to acknowledge you in public-- not when he's concerned that showing too much sympathy for you would make onlookers suspicious. as far as you're concerned, you're a single parent

An evil scientist from a game meant for kids? Umgh. 🥺

i hold out my hand to you. you deposit a sex-averse ace vash fic or comic on my palm. i look at you with tears of gratefulness in my eyes. i gesture to my own sex-averse ace vash fics for you to enjoy. we are now bonded for life.

i know i already write a lot of monprom muses but im curious, what character you think i should pick up

(( Stu. I think you could write a good Stu. I also think you could write Cheese well, but I think Cheese might be too close to some other characters you already write.

Also I'll go out on a limb and say: I think I trust you to be able to write Damien. I fully believe in you and your ability to balance his character properly and understand just how utterly pathetic he can also be. I say this very tentatively, as someone who has seen all the ways that fandom writes him, but I think you could pull it off.

The Megatron and Starscream dynamic is like a can of chicken noodle soup: you're supposed to dilute it with a cup of water, but not everyone knows that

I have a need to make out with Abrams

@gezelligheiid liked for a starter for Elrond

[❇]—;

"And pray tell how do you know how I'm feeling?! I don't even know how I'm feeling!" The half child of the forest screamed. He was frustrated. He was angry. He had more questions than answers and he was tired of it. He didn't ask for this. To be Hatharal. He hated that name. He cursed on it.

"You have no right to tell me how to feel." He hissed through his teeth as he sat on the edge of the steps. His knees drawn in as close as he could to his body.

Why couldn't anything make sense?

I'll just gifsearch "hug dad" on Tenor so I can send my biological father a nice personalized nonverbal expression of affection

At least it wasn't "hug daddy"

Hey, remember that time when you were like eleven or something and you were hanging out with your friend’s family aka your Second Mom and her kids and you said something about a Totally Normal Experience Everyone Has At Home™︎ and you looked up to see that Second Mom was looking on in a confusing mix of horror and wtf that you wouldn’t understand until you got older and realized your family just uniquely sucked? Yeah, me too. Crazy, amiright?

can someone send me thoughts and takes and unpopular opinions or whatever the fuck about capri so I can feel something again

i have reached the point where i refuse to believe seventeen are real...and also that dk can still hit those high notes with minghao on his back...