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issytheamateurnerd · 1 day

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Can we talk about why 47 looks THIS GOOD in a corset. Like, you shouldn't just be able to pull off any outfit but this man...

#my man struck a pose for this pic #hitman #hitman fandom #agent 47

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wowwforever · 1 month

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They’ll never do a Hitman level set in a Furry Convention because gamers would absolutely ruin it but imagine. like the target isn’t a furry he just owns a hotel that happens to have one every year but you can disguise yourself in a fursuit and some guy will ask you “what species is your sona” and 47 would be like “a wolf. i always felt a connection with…hunters.” and then diana would be like “let’s see if you can sniff out some information, furrty-seven” and then he comes to my house and kills me for writing this

#Hitman #furry #text post #agent 47 #im sorry

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peddestrian · 6 months

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This one youtuber is making polls asking who would win between Arthur Morgan and different insanely powerful characters and he keeps winning until it gets to Tuberculosis. Reason being because he can't use deadeye on it.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john wick #agent 47 #batman #cyberpunk v #geralt of rivia #master chief #doomguy

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nicopossum · 28 days

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This is your most dangerous mission yet, Agent 47. Be careful.

#sushi #sushifur #sushi live #kobold #kobolds #nicopossum #possum #poss #stinky #hitman #blood money #hitman blood money #agent 47

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autisticsupervillain · 1 year

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I think Agent 47 should be more popular on Tumblr.com. He's right up our alley.

He's a canonically asexual aromantic who kills billionaires for a living.

He's an amoral old man.

The barcode on the back of his head leads to a dildo shop.

He is inexplicably skilled in every job he could possibly need for a disguise to work. Drumming? Check. Doctoring? Sure. Clowning? You bet your ass.

He cannot resist the urge to make thinly veiled death jokes when talking to his targets. His go-to alias is "Tobias Rieper".

His wife locked him in the basement until he upped his billionaire killing quota.

He's canonically responsible for killing Harry and Marv from Home Alone.

He once bludgeoned Santa Claus unconscious with a brick and stole his clothes. He then stole his sleigh to escape the crime scene.

Some of his most notable escapes include riding away on the backs of dolphins, putting on a flamingo suit and flying away like a bird, and letting himself get abducted by aliens. Among others.

He's a canonical lesbian ally. In one case, he gave a girl a pep talk for her upcoming date and in another he saved a lesbian couple about to get married from a serial killer.

He's a tri-racial icon with five dads.

Nearly every NPC he passes remarks about how attractive he is. Including men.

Autism icon. In my heart.

#agent 47 #hitman #asexual #aromantic #diana burnwood #autism #tumblr icon #lesbian ally

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gaymer-hag-stan · 22 days

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Of course Lara Croft is more iconic than Mario, Sonic, Link and the rest, you can cry about it all you want in the replies on Twitter but it's the truth.

She's the most successful woman to ever hit video games.

She jump-started the action adventure genre.

She revolutionised 3D gaming.

She inspired tons of imitations and her likeness (dual pistols, long braid, blue tank top + brown pants combo) continues to be applied to various degrees in female characters to this day.

She has stayed relevant across decades.

She was the very first and only video game character to become a pop culture icon and be treated as a celebrity in the 90s, appearing in magazine covers, advertisements for Séat, Lucozade, Visa etc., touring with U2 and having her own publicist.

She has won multiple Guinness awards.

She has been portrayed by two Hollywood-winning actresses.

Her games have been extremely successful, both critically and commercially, and she has outlived her main and only competitor, Nathan Drake.