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issytheamateurnerd · 4 hours
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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"I cant draw" then do it bad who gives a fuck.....
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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Honestly be pretentious as fuck about the stuff you create. Do a press release for your fanfic updates. Do a Q&A about your webcomic. Make fake merch designs for your OCs. Commission "official" book covers. Very few of us will ever get to a stage where something we've created Makes It Big but even if you have an audience of 5 people plus a shoelace fucking indulge yourself and pretend!! It's the only way to live!!
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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These are so well done! ❤️
Choose your Date wisely.
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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Me: Ok, time to relax and stop obsessing over Hitman. You're not just gonna let it consume your every thought. You have schoolwork to do. Here, let's do some history. We're learning about the history of Indian independence, that's interesting! And it won't remind you of Hitman in any way at all-
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Damn it
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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Lots of great work here, my friend! 😁
To celebrate Sapienzanniversary, here's a small selection of my fics and chapters set in Sapienza, sorted by rating:
General Audiences
Honour and Ambition, The Inflatable Crocodile
Between Springtime and Summer, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Teen and Up
A Day Off Work, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Snow at the Beach, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Love Language, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
For Worse of for Better, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Mature
The Loneliest Number, Agent 47(/Diana Burnwood)
Explicit
Unleash the Kraken, Diana Burnwood/The Kraken
Sex on the Beach, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Alley Cats, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Silk and Lace, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Velvet Rope, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
Magical Moment, Agent 47/Diana Burnwood
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issytheamateurnerd · 2 days
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Easily one of the best maps!
Welcome to Sapienza, 47.
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Happy Sapienza Anniversary! Even though I liked Paris, Sapienza was the one location that made me fall in love with the game and with the WoA trilogy. Since Saint Petersburg in Hitman: Silent Assassin, I never loved a Hitman location as much as Sapienza. Even though the main targets are not using so much from the whole location, they did Sapienza good with the additional content like The Icon, The Author or Landslide (and Sapienza is so beautiful during sunset!).
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issytheamateurnerd · 3 days
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Can we talk about why 47 looks THIS GOOD in a corset. Like, you shouldn't just be able to pull off any outfit but this man...
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issytheamateurnerd · 3 days
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you ever read a fanfic and just sit back and think…someone wrote something THIS good… and then just….published it on the internet….for free…..
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issytheamateurnerd · 4 days
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Reblog so everyone can hear what they need.
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issytheamateurnerd · 5 days
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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?
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I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail
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issytheamateurnerd · 5 days
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Quick PSA, if you get one of those "Work scanned, AI use detected" comments on AO3, just mark them as spam.
Some moron apparently built a bot to annoy or prank hundreds of authors.
There is no scanning process, your work doesn't actually resemble AI writing, it's all bullshit. Mark the comment as spam (on AO3, not the email notification you got about the comment!) and don't let it get to you.
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issytheamateurnerd · 5 days
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every time i think, i take 10 damage
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issytheamateurnerd · 5 days
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I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:
Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin. 
Here is a page of medieval weapons.
Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.
Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.
Here are some gemstones.
Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on. 
Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.
Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised. 
Here is every religion in the world. 
Here is every language in the world.
Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.
Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.
Here are poisonous plants.
Here are plants in general.
Feel free to add more to this!
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issytheamateurnerd · 6 days
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issytheamateurnerd · 6 days
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Let's continue this fic!
Quick reminder: Send me any moment in the Hitman timeline and I'll rewrite it to include Madeleine!
Inbox open!
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