#Ace and Deuce would fistfight god for Yuu
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Twisted Wonderland Incorrect Quote #2
This is my Family
After RSA learns not only is Yuu, a penniless, homeless, and magic-less student from a different world, who lives in a unsanitary and ramshackled dorm full of ghosts AND a Rabid, Fire-Spewing Cat-Gremlin, who not only dealt with 5 Overblots, but has been doing Crowley’s JOB and is actually a FEMALE, they decided to take her away and give her a Proper Home until they can find her a way back to her World
RSA Student (Has Yuu in his hold): We have the Young Lady!
Ambrose LXIII: Take her to the Carriage!
Malleus (Visibly angry): Leave my Child of Man alone!
NRC Teachers (Holding him back, along with preventing a few other NRC students who will not be named along with Crowley): Hold on
Ambrose LXIII (To Crowley): YOU! YOUR THE CAUSE OF ALL THIS! If it wasn’t for your irresponsibility for this Young Lady, none of THIS-!
Yuu: Yuu
Ambrose LXIII: What? (Turns to Yuu)
Yuu: My name is Yuu
Ambrose LXIII: Fine then. If this wasn’t for Yuu-! (Pauses and turns back to her)
Yuu (Politely): Do I have to go into the Carriage?
Ambrose LXIII: Yes…
Yuu: Can I say goodbye?
Ambrose LXIII: Yes
Yuu: Thank you (Walks over to Malleus, Grim and Yuuken and hugs them)
Ambrose LXIII: …Who are they?
Yuu (Turns to Ambrose): This is my Family. I found it, all on my own. It’s little, and broken. But still good. (Looks at them) Yeah, still good. (Begins to slowly walk to RSA Carriage)
Grim (Sniffling): Does my Hench-Human really have to go..?
Ambrose LXIII (Sighs): You know as well as I, that our school rules are absolute, we can’t overlook a Damsel in Distress, it goes against our rules
Crewel (To Crowley): Crowley, didn’t you adopt her along with the other Pup? (Referring to Yuuken)
Crowley (Takes out paper that’s 100% ‘official’ adoption papers he’s had on him since day 1 and runs towards Ambrose LXIII): HEY!
Ambrose LXIII (Looks at him): ….?
Crowley (Puffs out his chest like a overprotective bird mom dad and shows Ambrose his adoption papers he DEFINITELY didn’t have Azul forge by signing another contract): The day Yuu and Yuuken got here, I filed the paperwork (Shows him the Totally Legitimate paper) see this stamp! They’re MY children! If you take them, your kidnapping MY BABIES-!
Ambrose LXIII (Takes paper and looks at how overprotective NRC Staff and Students are over Yuu and smiles):
Crewel (Smirks): RSA is all about following Rules, Etiquette and Elegance
#twisted wonderland yuu#twst#dire crowley#twisted wonderland incorrect quote#twst malleus#twst grim#source: lilo and stitch#i’m crying so much#Malleus x Yuu#twst yuuken#Yuuken is Big Brother#change my mind i dare you#Grim is the little brother#Ace and Deuce would fistfight god for Yuu#NRC would fistfight RSA for Yuu#NRC would also fistfight RSA for fun but that’s not the point
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Can I get a Teacher reader and Sam platonic headcanons where just they talk crap about the Headmage and the rest of the staff? And just teacher!reader complaining about the students too. (For example: Leona always slacking in class, Grim always lighting the closest flammable object to him on fire, Fights between Diasomnia and Savanaclaw students)
hehe omg i love this<3
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Sam x Teacher! Reader
Warnings; Platonic relationship, Gn! Reader, cussing
Lets’s be completely honest, we pity all the teachers that work at the school or for Crowley, the students make life hell
Same is no exception, and offers his sincerest apologies whenever any of you come into his shop fully prepared to fistfight someone over coffer, tea, energy drinks, anything that’ll make you guys feel something again
He’ll offer small discounts/snacks to you specifically because he can see your soul leaving you every time you see the students getting into one thing or another
Sometimes his ‘friends’ try and mess with you/your shadow but they’re probably just playing
He likes talking drama, especially about Crowley and the students that come by so he’ll let you stay during hours so when a student leaves you can spill whatever you know about them or just rant
Like Deuce’s weird thing with cauldrons, Trein keeps letting Lucius into Crowley’s office so everything has cat fur on it, Crewel tripped down the stairs and thought no one saw(You and Idia saw)
Sam is fully amused, and brings up multiple weird customer stories of people just being dumb, somewhat to amuse both of you and somewhat to comfort you
Tbh he’s more interested to know who hates who, just so he can fuck with them
”You and Floyd look like such good friends” to Riddle, “Malleus and yourself look as if you’d gotten into a scuffle.. You two usually get along well, I’m sure you’ll handle it!” at Leona
You get an extra (little) discount bc you have to deal with so much shit, he’s honestly surprised(and grateful) you kept working there, considering the pay is god awful
he looks forward to your visits, and gets whiney if you don’t (“You forgot about meeee! And here I was, thinking we were best friends!”)
He will encourage you to take a break, or take you out for drinks, alcoholic or not, whichever one comes first
if you ever invite him over, congrats! you just gained a roomie, he’s awful at cleaning but at least he’s funny and charismatic, and will try to help where he can!
srsly have you seen his shop? you can’t find anything in there
“So then Ace seriously thought it was a great idea to hold Grim, the fire cat, like this and,” You were interrupted by a ring at the front of the shop, you peeked over to see who it was
Yuu and Grim stepped out in front of you and Sam, “Hello, Welcome to my humble shop! What would you care for? We got-“
“We need some tuna!” Sam huffed, muttering about how rude people were before giving up and looking at Yuu. Yuu only nodded, “.. Three cans please, Grim won’t shut up so we’re compromising.” That was all Sam needed before going into the back.
You held back a snort, completely understandable, there was no rest with any of the first years. Sam came back with the tuna and ringed them up, they ushered out quickly, not wanting to be in the creepy shop.
“So? Held Grim like this?” Sam made a dramatic movement, and you only smiled before shaking your head,
“No, no, no, like this!”
#twst sam#twisted wonderland#{..no identity found..}#{..🌸writing🌸..}#gn!reader#platonic relationships
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Can you write out the interactions of another reverse!au + canon pair?
Yes I absolutely will thank u anon. The Almighty Wheel of Names has decided that the Riddles shall be Worldstarring today
CW: Violence ig
Ah, what a lovely, peaceful morning at Night Raven College
It won't last
It all started when Cater started blowing up Yuu's phone with notifications
They picked up the phone only to be bombarded with what seemed to be neurotic pleas for help accompanied by blurry pictures
Apparently Riddle had what appeared to be some off the rails twin brother that kept escaping any attempts to catch him
Soo, as Yuu does, they had to pack up and go sort out whatever issue it was that these god damn boys were having
And as soon as they arrived, who better to immediately encounter than this strange Not-Riddle
He looked exactly the same, except for his clothes, which Yuu could only describe as some sort of hatless cosplay pirate
Yuu blinked, confused, before he spoke
" Oh. Hey, prefect." was all he said. No uptight formality or propriety in his words.
They were dumbfounded for a second before responding with " um.... Hey?"
Voices and footsteps could be heard approaching, and the two of them turned to look. A group of 5 exhausted Caters ran out onto the path to the main building, completely frazzled and out of breath. Yuu realized he definitely wasn't kidding that they had been chasing this guy all morning. Riddle himself, what appeared to be the actual Riddle, came soon after the Caters, huffing and puffing like he had just blown down some poor pig's home. His red face and clearly ragged appearance looked downright feral, and it was enough to make even a small guy like Riddle look ready to tear someone limb from limb, and Yuu did not want to find out if he could in this state.
" GRAB. HIM." Riddle seethed, and Yuu rushed to comply, quickly wrapping their hand around his wrist.
The other Riddle simply looked at their hand and shrugged, " Guess I'm caught. Why did you guys want to nab me so badly again?" he asked with complete nonchalance, a complete opposite to the utter tomato on the verge of exploding about 15 feet away from them.
" YOU." The normal Riddle began, storming over, " YOU COME INTO MY DORM, DISGUISED AS ME, WHILE BREAKING UNIFORM RULES AT THAT, AND YOU MAKE A FOOL OUT OF ME!!!"
" Uhhhhh, last I checked, I was Heartslabyul's dorm leader. If anything, you're the one disguised as me," he said. All the non-Riddles stared at him with eyes as wide as saucers, in utter disbelief of the gall of this impostor.
Trey quickly moved to cover Ace and Deuce's eyes and Cater readied his camera, all absolutely certain they would witness their housewarden maul a man to death. Yuu slowly let go of his wrist, backing away as if from a feral animal for a few steps before sprinting to hide behind their upperclassmen.
"... that's it." Riddle said all too quietly. It was the kind of quiet that was the eye of the storm, and Yuu was afraid that Riddle would just keel over and die like a rabbit from the sheer amount of rage in his small body. All five spectators watched them with bated breath. The other Riddle still seemed unfazed by anything happening around him, one eyebrow quirked in what seemed to be passing confusion at most.
" OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!"
And in that instant the bloodbath was on. With a shrill war cry, one Riddle tackled the other, becoming a blur of red. white, and black. It was a rabid, hair-pulling, ruthless, deal-as-much-damage-as-possible fistfight. One was collared, the other wasn't, and it mattered to neither of them. All exhaustion, propriety, and reason was lost when the first punch was thrown.
The fight went on for only about fourty seconds before Trey and Cater found the courage to run up and try to separate them. It took Trey, 6 Caters, Ace, Deuce, and Yuu to break up the fight, hastily bundling the kicking and screaming housewarden away into the hedges nearby.
Great Seven it was gonna be a long day.
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