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flamingthespian · 2 years

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#um actually #brennan lee mulligan #tal talks #i just watched this today and thought this bit was so good lmao #i for one would love a reverse Indiana Jones who breaks into museums and re-steals stolen artifacts to bring them back to their home culture #AND gets with really old women

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a-dauntless-daffodil · 2 months

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@goated33 got me thinking-

in some ways, vaggie has the personality and risk assessment capabilities of a small furry animal

meaning everyone in hell THINKS she's the idiot chihuahua, picking fights with the local dobermans, getting metaphorically (literally?) dragged away by charlie for her own good

the twist is she's actually one of those damn weasel things, able to fuck up creatures several times her size and almost impossible to kill normally- yet STILL she's somehow picking fights waaaaay above her weight class

charlie got headaches over this in the early days, i bet. before vaggie simmered down from "don't kill kids wft" to "sinners maybe kinda redeemable actually? not for killy killy stab??"

even now though there's the vibe that, if left alone with alastor and even one less fuck to give, vaggie would be throttling him in seconds flat

this would probably not go well... sadly, once she got started, i could see her probably not noticing or caring much. imagine charlie worrying about this possibility a lot. some nights staying awake, concerned who her girlfriend might pick a fight with next, while vaggie lies fast asleep in her arms, blissfully smiling... likely dreaming of finally getting to stab somebody again like she means it <3

#hazbin hotel #vaggie #charlie morningstar #chaggie #headcanons #vaggie is a really nice person as long as you're not getting on her nerves #she also #enjoys violence #has killed thousands of mostly helpless people #and was the only one in a crowd of demons and the king of actual hell #to smile and cheer #as her old boss was brutally murder killed in front of her #she's kinda fucked up is what im saying #what that says about /charlie/ for knowing AND liking AND kissing her anyway is-#fucked up women HOT #charlie very bi #and they lived happily ever after #in hell #The End~

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chitinleg · 1 year

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bad day, julian?

#my art #ds9 #star trek deep space nine #julian bashir #blood cw #gore cw #like not really but it is a LITTLE nastie #yes the blood looks like strawberry jam. it was half an attempt at stylization. but also. half failure of that very stylization #art is a lot of trial and error and honey my trial is being handled by cardassian courts there is only one outcome LMFAOOOO #oh nooooooo guess i'll have to do MORE studies. of men. covered in blood (their hottest state)...oh noooo...#women covered in blood too maybe. sorry major kira ur gonna have a bad day too 🥰#i drew these bc emmett was like “we should get to see julian do old fashioned surgery i wanna see that man covered in blood”#and i was like “YEAHHH. IN HIS STUPID LITTLE SURGERY GOWN!!!”#and emmett was like “no no. in his regular clothes.” and i saw his vision and understood #and was like ohhhh i can make that happen. with my curséd hands

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uncanny-tranny · 6 months

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I went to a local yarn store for the first time, and while I was there, somebody was talking about getting a beginner's knitting kit, and she inquired about when lessons were, and when she was told that they'd be happy to sit down with her and teach her, she was so delighted. She talked about how excited she was and how much she wanted to learn to knit, and it just... it made me fall in love with humanity. It was this pure, unadulterated happiness coming from somebody and it was so genuine and kind, and I couldn't help but smile.

I guess all of this is to say... every moment, there are tiny little joys like this all over the world, and it makes this life worth living. I hope you witness and feel joy this simple, this pure.

#positivity #and she was older too! it made me really happy because it just reminds me that there is no such thing as 'too old'#you will never be too old to learn something - to feel that level of happiness and excitement #if i think about this too hard i'm going to start crying #and the yarn store has this really hip name and all the patrons there were older women and i thought that was cute and funny #i felt so odd being the only young person there though but i know that's just my own insecurity and not how they'd feel #i find older people absolutely LOVE when young people share their interests. i think old people get... used to feeling out of touch...#...and almost... neglected in a way by younger adults. it's hard to describe but i sense some loneliness in some old people y'know?#and when i share their interests... maybe it's like they feel young again - seen by somebody else?#that's my assumption anyway. but i like being around old people - they can absolutely be kind and gentle and i appreciate it

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eyes1nthewoods · 1 month

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hello 2018 dbh fandom. before you are two characters. one is a woman with complex but clumsy writing. the other is a white man with no spoken lines who appears for less than a minute. you have 10 seconds before the saw traps go off. choose wisely.

#hi. this is about rk900.#he's just . Whiter Connor.#sorry for being salty rk900 enjoyers. I Just Straight Up Don't Get It And Don't Want To.#this is also about north i am a north defender until the end of time because she is like 90% correct about everything except maybe the bomb #but i support womens wrongs. so it is what it is.#also i specify 2018 because. HOLY FUCK. THE NORTH HATE. IS SO BAD IN VIDEOS FROM THAT TIME PERIOD. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#why was i watching 5+ year old videos you ask? well there's not really anything new. so. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#dbh

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iamnmbr3 · 1 year

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Everyone adapting Dracula: so what do you think of our adaptation?

Me: I don’t love all the toxic sexist stuff you put in ngl.

Them: no no it’s fine. the book was written in the 1800s so....

Me: ok but was any of this stuff you added actually in the book?

Them: ... no

Me: Wasn’t the book about the 1800s version of a gnc power couple with their poly coded friend group fighting the embodiment of assault and toxic relationships?

Them: hm yeah idk. it was written in the 1800s so like. it’s gotta have strict gender roles and slut shaming! woot!

Me: ... yeah dude i think this is a you thing

#like yeah ofc the book is dated bc it was written in the 1800s but i feel like ppl use the fact that it was old timey to throw a #ton of sexist and toxic stuff into their adaptations without getting called out even tho it wasn't even in the book...#also the wa dracula is basically the embodiment of toxic masculinity and jonathan harker isn't and they all hate on jonathan and glorify #dracula s this tragic misunderstood hero who all the women 'really' actually definitely totally wanted #is very sketch #Dracula #dracula daily #my post

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findingpecha · 8 days

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I made a nami

#nami #one piece #look I never really drew women before so I needed to get on that #and I have a lot of one piece drawing to dump + pls pls don't look at the old art it's like 2 years old

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forgetful-river · 1 year

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Darling, it's the end of the world! We've reached the end of our usefulness and now we're doomed, let's waltz into the grave together!

#fdjakfhdasjkfhkjlsah!!!!!#tumblr user gingerslapnotion had some Really Good thoughts on my post scratch damara & doc scratch post :3c #the handmaid & snowman play similar roles in the story but the handmaid is Mad As Fuck about it and snowman revels in it #but both of them are looking for the release of death #snowman so she can fuck shit up and the handmaid so she can finally get out from under lord english #those are some good fucking parallels!!!!!!!#also mean old women hot!!!!!!!! both of them would stab me in the eye with no hesitation & I would thank them!!!!!!#what the fuck would their ship name be????#the handmaid x snowman #I fucking guess. handman or snowmaid don't make much sense.#the handmaid #snowman #damara megido #hs #homestuck #my art #also the way the handmaid's dress flairs makes an upside down aries symbol!! i thought it was a cute touch >:3c

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unforth · 2 months

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Actually, I really wish Tumblr as a whole was less comfortable using feminizing language for gay men, especially gay East Asian men.

#unforth rambles #brought to you by the person i saw call chu wanning 'mo ran's mother' and the person who defended them #putting aside the question of accuracy re his role in mo ran's life #the words parent and father both exist yall #like idk but also wtf #see also girlboss and such being applied to gay men #idk i feel like im in the vast minority on this one #but my whole life ive seen gay men feminized in real life against their will #no matter how masc they were or wanted to be everything became fem #maybe im just to old to be with the times on why this is cute and funny abd okay #but given tumblr demographics and all #like shit like this is imo why so many women and afab nb people in fandom get accused of fetishizing #we older queers remember when doing this was considered disgusting homophobia actually #and imo it goes double or triple when they gay men in question are east asian #i really wish we could just fuckin stop #to be clear im not saying it IS fetishizing im saying i wish there was more awareness of the history of forced feminizing language #being used towars gay men in general and toward east asian men regardless of sexuality #for a lot of people i gotta think the knee jerk reaction to this kinda language being used is these context isnt teehee how cute #its ew who would say that #anyway i blocked op on the mo ran stuff but it still left a bad taste in my mouth

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derpinette · 3 months

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girls being nice to me gets me higher than ecstasy ever could

#SORRY for the corny post but this is how i truly feel not waxing poetic here like literally it does #i just met the cool girl i keep talking about & IT WAS SÅ FREAKEING ÅSUM ^_^_^_^_^_^ YAY #HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY HAPPY HAPPY JOY #OK sorry for screaming But i really am very excited...#turns out she is autistic & we discussed our neuroses while eating & ugh she is just as cool as i thought she was #always tell people you think have Swag that you noticed it on them see how it worked for me #i was so scared of spilling my spaghettis but turns out that was exactly what i needed to do to be friends ^_^ YAY #we went to a lot of different libraries together & i got a small old eyeless bunny plush from the event we went to caus i felt bad for it #i even showed her my pony art & i told her about my cringe interest (that music event i like...♯RealOnesKnow )#& she thought it was COOL.& i felt like it was really genuine & she talked about reading BL LOL we discussed fujos together #we even talked about finding moids ugly #it was so awesome she was so cool & Nice To Me... i feel like i am on CUMULONIMBUS ( cloud 9 ) ^_^_^_^_^_^#talking to her in person was so much better than online OMG now i wish i really was friends with you muties IRL #i wish you a Girl Friend experience just like this to those who post about wanting them i really do #also the reason why i even like my Music Event so much is because the first time i watched it was with a bunch of women #& i had so much fun & they were so nice to me i keep returning & now that Event means so much to me & I LOVE IT sorry (NOT)#i know this sounds like tumblrina fiction i would not believe it either IDK what to say to make it sound legitimate 0_0 like it is so crazy #to me as well IDK i can barely get over it & IDK if i really want to so um well YAY ^_^ AIMU SO HEPI :DDD

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skrunksthatwunk · 10 months

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mouse doodles

#I LOVE GAY EPOPLE!!!!!!!!#drew the nose kiss one before making the previous goromi piece and really really wanted to add to it bc like. :)#i am not a mouse drawer but i always love this kinda thing so i thought i could do my own and i uh. full disclosure i really like it :D #anyway they're cute and i haven't done anything new with them in a WHILE so like. yeah <3 #again the 80s meetcute was an old piece i added to. which i should do the follow up for bc ppl seemed to like it and i like it too #anyway #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #skrunkart #yakuza #like a dragon #ykz #majima goro #kiryu kazuma #kazumaji #goromi #kazuma kiryu #goro majima #me when the kriyu and th majimer #god dude i need to get into something with women in it i love drawing them os much #and i miss drawing big hair :((#but i love these two anyway #also in case you don't know the hotcock thing is from i believe a reddit thread where someone says 'i didn't know gay guys called each othe #babe... i thought they just called each other hotcock or something.' and fyi it's also one of the best things on the internet

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omgcatboi · 2 months

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Here's one last political post because I have over 3k followers and I really think this is an extremely important message to spread around so PLEASE REBLOG but

Y'all... Do realize we can start petitions to fire the people in the supreme courts and all these legislators that are banning abortion and trans rights as well as erasing black and native history.... Right?

I see y'all talking about it .... But y'all don't actually do anything about it. Why not go directly for their jobs? Take they jobs!

I've been emailing legislators regularly telling them they're shit heads for passing these bills but they don't want to listen to one single fat trans man so why don't we start a petition to remove them?

A petition to reverse abortion bans in Florida recently got ONE MILLION SIGNATURES. THATS... UNHEARD OF.

and guess what? The bill is being challenged by legislatiors in FL.

I promise I won't make anymore political posts, I just... Think it's important we all know that we can take these mfs jobs.

It's good to talk about it but just talking about it doesn't do anything to stop these fascist bills. Tumblr queers work your magic with me, maybe we can get the Trever project on board?

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maladaptivewriting · 4 months

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terrorizing remadora shippers on tiktok by reminding them that she had to beg him to marry her, the first thing he did when she got pregnant was leave her ass, and then they both abandoned their newborn to go die in battle

#really? neither of you could stay home #remus i get cause he didn’t want a kid to begin with #but tonks was like no i choose my old man husband who doesn’t even seem to want me #remus lupin #nymphadora tonks #the way jkr wrote tonks should be considered character assassination #she hates women so i’m not surprised

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sherlock-is-ace · 2 months

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the imposter syndrome i feel every time i even slightly think i might be autistic is insane, specially for a person who highly relates to the lived experiences of people who are professionally diagnosed.

Like I was just watching this one youtuber, and she was talking about very specific examples in her life and childhood where she saw autistic traits that made her realize she was autistic and then seek a diagnosis and then get one, and everything she was saying was like she was describing my life! But yeah no, I can't be autistic tho

#and one thing that has been filling me with dread (as if it was relevant lol) is the idea of seeking a diagnosis and #either not geting it because it's already so hard to find a diagnosis for '''''''women''''''' (afabs)#and that will make me doubt myself even more! but most importantly those around me who already don't believe me #but also i'm very scared about this one thing in particular which is the talking to your parents portion of the diagnosis #where the therapist will want to talk to people who knew me as a child... and that person will have to be my mom #and i'm pretty sure she will dismiss most signs. like she would either not bring them up because ''they're normal''#or play them as less important than they were #or maybe she didn't even notice them! because most of my struggles are internal!#things like being bullied or having no friends or liking a routine #idk if she'll be able to talk about all those #because my bullying wasn't violent it was mostly dismissive #my ''friends'' weren't really friends like i didn't CARE for them as maybe someone would have #and also they would leave me for no reason at all out of the blue... so i don't think even THEY considered ME a friend #and liking routine i guess she could say i prefered it but she doesn't know to the extent i hated going off it #i'm sure she forgot about the time i cried (as a 10 year old so not THAT young) because they made us change classroom #and i didn't know that was gonna happen... it was added to the anxiety that i thought my mother wouldn't be able to find me #but like the unknown classroom traumatized me (to this day i get anxious just thinking about that)#like... all those things i don't think she would bring up (if she could even) and i fear that will make me not get a diagnosis #not that this is a thing that's gonna happen cause as i established i cannot afford a therapist nor i'll ever get a diagnosis i don't think #so like it's not relevant #but i am anxious about it nonetheless #angel talks #personal #idk what's my point with this post btw i'm just venting and creaming to the void #dkfjhgdfg

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kaidanalenkosprmanager · 10 days

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THE BEST OF THE NORMANDY SUMMIT

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard, Primarch Adrien Victus, Dalatrass Linron, and Urdnot Wrex With: Comm. Specialist Samantha Traynor Commander, you need to keep Cerberus at bay- I can't overstate what a victory a treaty between the Turians and the Krogan would be for the Alliance. We need all the help we can get... Mass Effect 3: Legendary Edition (2021)

#mira makes gifs ✨#sophie shepard #urdnot wrex #samantha traynor #mass effect #mass effect 3 #me3 #mass effect legendary edition #dailygaming #finally got around to gif'ing the sur'kesh footage and i ended up splitting it in half bc the summit just had too many good wrex moments #by best of: the normandy summit i really just mean best of: wrex bc this is literally just every wrex moment from the summit LMAO #i was gonna stuff this in with the priority sur'kesh set but literally when i had like 10 gifs of just the summit i was like #sur'kesh is getting the mars split bc wrex has too many good moments to just start cutting half of them out tbh #also victus in his fancy primarch robes with THAT VOICE??? i'm not down bad for most turians but DAMN victus #maybe we talk about how fucking real he was for hearing wrex say that the krogan were the ones who spilled their blood to stop the rachni #and immediately looked at the dalatrass and said that wrex was fucking right #and then said that the dalatrass was helping wrex or she'd never see another friendly turian again?? like he's a fucking ICON for that tbh #and soph in the dress blues????? HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT (mass effect women in uniforms and armor 😍)#her angy face coming back at the dalatrass to defend wrex is everything to me #and wrex's expressions during the summit are so fucking good #there's so much raw emotion on his face that you can see and you can tell how like angry and frustrated he is with the dalatrass and victus #and how much he's holding back!! especially when linron insults him!! when she basically calls his people useless!!#like there's just a thousand+ years of pent up krogan rage about the genophage just boiling behind wrex's eyes #and he somehow manages to keep somewhat cool during the summit? like obvi wrex isn't a thousand+ years old but he's his people's rep #he's such a fucking interesting character especially during this scene when you think about a thousand+ years of the genophage #bc you get to watch him balance keeping his cool in a political situation he's a leader in #vs. remembering he's a krogan in the presence of the leadership of the people who literally created a sterility plague for his people??#and the raw emotions of that for him???#wrex my love you deserve the world for dealing with the summit in the cool-headed way that you did bc it was 100% bullshit for you #canon soph would have thrown the dalatrass off the normandy so fucking fast for insulting wrex and his people and you cannot change my mind

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watermelinoe · 4 months

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my niece once got upset w my dad bc he wouldn't buy her some overpriced drunk elephant skincare product. she was freaked out about getting wrinkles. at age eight. i wish her mom had never bought her that damn smartphone

#idk if my brother is dad of the year or anything but he didn't want her to have the smartphone so points for that #her mom bought it so she could track my niece whenever she's with her dad (my brother) and text her constantly #and considering she's so petty that she made my niece leave an easter gathering with a terminal family member early it's like #i'm sure she has her side of it and my brother was probably a dick somehow but girl you're punishing an eight year old about it #and i really don't think shit like ''ice age is for boys (so i won't watch it)'' came from my brother #i'm sure i'm biased bc it's my brother but genuinely i think she bought my niece that phone to spite him #and now she's just glued to it bc that's what smartphones are designed to do !!!!#you would really fuck up your own kid's attention span and self esteem just to get back at your ex???#and this isn't even the worst parenting move on her part but luckily that guy died and can't be around my niece anymore ever <3 #but i just worry about her. since i moved away i don't really get to see her.#and not to be narcissistic but i feel like it's good for her to see women w short hair no makeup comfy clothes etc.#i wanna be a good example for her #i told her she should just worry about washing with soap wearing sunscreen and drinking lots of water #i just can't relate at all. at her age all my friends were boys and i was into dinosaurs and pokemon and werewolves #a lot of girls... didn't really like me 😔 i remember being upset bc one girl called me a tomboy #anyway if u read all this. secret radioactive kiss just for u. mwah 💚

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