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re9
i am way to fond of the opening for RE9 being Mia at a laptop typing something up we can't see because of the brightness of the screen.
Mia keeps looking around checking her surroundings after she is done she sighs with relief and then hears a hiss or a thud or a very not normal sound and grabs a gun we only just notice off the table near the laptop and screen fades to black with a claw in shot
then boom we swap to Jill looking at something on her phone (again not seeing it yet) and gameplay starts
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we don't know it yet but Mia is inside the connections hq after getting intel they were up to something big and she spends time earning back their trust whilst funneling information to Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield. it means she doesn't see Rose as much anymore but the alternative would be the connections still being a huge danger to her and yeah Rose is powerful but she is still a child
#resident evil#jill valentine#re9 headcanon#mia winters#if re9 is not about the winters i am suing#it breaks the trilogy of the series (1-3 RC static cam; 4-6 action) which is so annoying if they do got this route#AND WHERE THE FUCK IS MIA#jill and mia would be so fun together#yes i want ethan back#ethan winters#yes i want carlos there in some capacity i swear to god#i also want a good mold colony (because i swear to god the colony in europe is not the only one in existence) and mass adoption#of evelines younger siblings (if you think mia was in any way important to the connections/ creation of evie then get off my blog)#some of these things i know they won't go for but we have the power of fanfiction soo (capcom just make some of it open ended enough for us
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Shifter
it is easy to envy the shifter
who runs with canid grace and flies on borrowed bones
who hears metaphor in whalesong and drinks deep ultraviolet radiance
but what of the loss of such gifts with every shift?
we, landbound, tasting flight with our eyes forever cast skyward
mourn every pang of loss upon waking from that dream
of wing and loft and break
so how must the shifter feel?
with a thousand phantom limbs
a hundred phantom senses
mourning loss of seal language when in a form without ears
doleful glare at sweet berries while a carnivoran tongue cannot taste its kiss
hot tea left un-drunk in a garden where eyes no longer reach the full spectrum
a price must be made for each gift purchased
and I know not whether I could stand the strain
of a life in such elated grief
#misc#u kno that feel when u wake up from a dream where u could fly and spend the day in a state of fucked up grief#ya something like that#mia writes poetry
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oh the urge to write a fic where someone fakes dazais death and chuuya gets to go batshit to get him back is stroooooong
#see bc ive read several where chuuya dies or sorta dies or goes missing and dazai loses his shit#but like none of dazai being mia and chuuya being a lil fuck up over it#have we forgotten beast#for shame#rings my little bell over your head#shame#ding#shaame#dingg#you get the idea#bsd dazai#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs dazai#dazai x chuuya#dazai#osamu dazai#bsd#skk#bsd skk#bsd dazai osamu
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hey, dc? where is she.
#mia dearden#dc#arrowfam#speedy#flashing gifs //#tbedits#tbanimation#i didn't think that the solicitation was about her. because i won't be made a fool.#but like. wHERE THE FUCK IS SHE !!!!!
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team minato modern middle school au where kakashi is the annoying genius who skipped like two grades, rin somehow lives in a hospital (no one's sure which nurse/doctor is her parent but. it's one of them. right? it's gotta be. no way did a bunch of worked-half-to-death medical staff accidentally adopt a baby someone forgot about. definitely one of them is her parent. her birth certificate is around here somewhere i'm sure look i'll get back to you once my shift ends in six hours), and obito is the class clown who lives with his awful anarchist stoner grandpa and calls his house "the cave"
minato is a former student of kakashi's dad's friend and he's their carpool driver bc no way in hell would that man be allowed to teach in real life
#naruto#naruto shippuden#team minato#team seven#hatake kakashi#nohara rin#uchiha obito#uchiha madara#namikaze minato#hatake sakumo#jiraiya#nobody knows who kakashi's mother is. his dad isn't sure he has one. he doesn't know where the kid came from but. the dna tests are clear#obito thinks it's the science teacher. y'know the one with like a bajillion different weird animals. only in this case they are all snakes#kakashi thinks that's dumb bc mr orochimaru is definitely a man probably#also bc when he asked he just got creepy laughter and a lecture on how to clone humans#i'm not kidding about rin btw no one at the hospital has any fucking clue where she came from#none of them are going to be the first to admit it tho#they tried to run a paternity test for her but the only match in their system was a man named nohara isobu. who's been mia for like 30 year#and yes being raised by an ever-changing stream of people none of whom had enough time for her did mess rin up a bit#on the bright side. she is easily the most medically proficient seventh grader in the history of anything ever#and she'll have recommendations for days when she applies to medical school#gai and his dad are also there but they're pretty much the same
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I honestly don't like that Messi is playing in the US and Miami delenda est, but I also like the whole narrative of it, a loser team at the bottom of the leagues gets a semi-retired superstar who teaches them the Power of Friendship and gives them their first win in a long time at the last minute in an epic match, that's the kind of clichéd feel-good yanqui movie they play at 20:00 on Telefé when there's nothing else on, that's nice
#cosas mias#good thing the United States is fake that's where they make movies#imagine how fucked up would it be if it was real
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You guys know how the BoS radio signal in Cambridge starts with “to any unit in transmission range” right?
I just realized that they weren’t just yelling into the void hoping for the best, they were trying to contact PALADIN BRANDIS AND RECON SQUAD ARTEMIS in a last ditch effort :(
#Danse knew Artemis was assumed MIA/KIA but he still approved Haylen send out that distress call#and he also tried to recall Artemis himself after the Prydwen shows up and he gets his radio moment#FUCK dude#that’s just. man.#the narrative of going someplace where your friend was presumably killed and ending up overwhelmed and nearly killed your self#and you try to call out for that friend to help you#I like to think Danse and Brandis were friends#they knew each other at least but like#adding the context of that transmission signal to when they reunite during the lost patrol makes it so much more heart breaking if you think#of them as buddies#fallout 4#fallout#paladin danse#Paladin Brandis#scribe haylen#Knight Rhys#the brotherhood of steel#bos#serenade posts#recon squad Artemis#recon squad gladius
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you know that one scene in 21 jump street where channing tatum and jonah hill are trying to buy off of dave franco's character ("you're the uh.. the dealer????? dealer???????????????? guy???" "yup." "oh cool so like do you make this stuff??? or???" "what do i look like, a fucking scientist? no, i just sell it.") yeah that's dealer!ellie x firsttimeweedbuyer!reader
#she's very physics and calculus TA who deals on the side coded#& she's either super agro all the time because she's a physics major and she sees the world through a lens of stress caused by her psets#or she's so fucking deadpan to the point where she makes you feel stupid for even trying to buy from her#Sorry for being a customer.#Or existing actually#ellie williams x reader#ellie williams#the last of us#mia what are you talking about#she warms up though#sees the light probably after you notice the savage starlight sticker on her laptop case and then you talk about savage starlight#probably will smoke you out for free at some point#which means that like the gates of hell have frozen over but like she's fine with that i guess#she comes to realize that you're actually kinda cute#she'll smoke you out all the time as long as she gets someone to watch cheesy 80s movies with#and maybe kiss on the side
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ohhhh you should talk about the crazy family unit. hank karen becca mia and ... bill? (i cannot remember that man's name lol) or just mia & karen 🥹 whatever you feel ahaha
not you can’t remember the human dial-tone’s name 😭😭😭😭 he’s so absent in that family that he’s defined by it…what stands out to me about bill though is his status as A Father, to the point that we don't see him until he's Mia's Dad. he isn't in the pilot. and hank doesn't know (for plot?? reasons?? i guess??) that he has kids until the pilot, when karen says that becca is out with bill's daughter. even though they've lived with bill and mia for months (a year?) at that point.
by the time the audience sees bill for the first time, he's not just karen's boring "captain fantastic" fiancé- he's mia's dad. and his first scene on the show is annoying hank with parenting advice and trying to relate to him over having daughters.
so in a way, as much as the show wants to portray bill as the anti-hank (and as much as karen wants to latch onto that), they are characterized extremely similarly in a narrative sense...they both exist only in their relationship to the same 3 characters: karen, becca, and mia.
(i'm reminded of duchovny saying on a podcast that the world of californication was run by women)
and they both exist within this family in this odd awkward dynamic, where these kids need to be parented and neither of them are as present as they want to be.
what fascinates me about the relationship between hank and bill is that these are two men who see each other as rivals and who hate each other, but who are ultimately both just fathers and do have to be open to and rely on each other at times...and watch each other interact with and influence their girls…moments like when bill calls becca "honey" at dinner and everyone winces and looks at hank. bill going over to hank's apartment to ask him to please speak at mia's school, because he has to go out of town and can't do it. mia telling becca that it's only fun when she's around to "conspire against the parental units." they have this inevitable presence around each other's children. (hank having passed out at the house, coming down the stairs in bill's borrowed clothes, mia handing him the paper)
and when bill leaves town after the wedding, he leaves his daughter in LA to be effectively parented by karen and hank. and yea that's bonkers crazy and we could talk for days about how dangerously negligent and ridiculous the human dial-tone is but that's what happened
they're regularly going over to the house to check on her, having her over at their family dinners, inviting her to their parties, convening with each other about her behaviors and safety, taking responsibility for the people who interact with her, looking in on her at school
and they're...more attentive and involved than bill was. (look at my parental figures dawg i'm gonna throw myself off a hotel balcony)
and mia eats it up!! she microdoses having a grown-up give af about her!! same girl who told karen that her dad doesn't care about her whereabouts before going out to meet a "significantly older" guy at a bar. she starts going to her teacher's nasty apartment to do coke only after hank tells her to be careful around that guy. she starts a sexual relationship with lew ashby, watches hank and karen lose their shit over it, then tells hank she was just "yanking his chain." in the first vlog she alludes to calling hank and telling him she's in trouble "just fucking with him."
and she did nothing wrong <3
as far as the relationship between karen and mia goes you honestly need another post to unpack All That….it’s hard to mother a dead woman’s baby. then watch her stand up at your wedding and beg her father not to do it. to sit in a courtroom years later and listen to her tearfully explain her anger towards you, how much grief her father was “burying.”
but she did mother her and that’s so difficult, even painful, for everyone...like my post on becca and mia and how kind of tragic it is, the way that they were "sisters" but only for a little while. like searching for protection and comfort in a man who will stand trial for harming you.
there are a few really enduring and reliable constants that this show rests on, and mia just isn't one of them. her family, her stability, her well-being, her home and individuality. it's all kind of fraught and wildly fluctuating. but for a little while, people tried.
#not to get depressed but one time someone on reddit asked where everyone thinks mia ended up and#almost every response said she likely found herself on another ledge without hank there to catch her#anyway.#this little family fascinates me to no end like i've done multiple posts now and there are still so many scenes and intricacies#we haven't talked about#remember when karen begged her 16 year old step-daughter to just stay in and watch a movie with her#to not go where there's trouble#and she yelled 'fuck you' at her and wandered into a bookstore#lol!#californication
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i really do wonder HOW it is that mia wound up taking phoenix under her wing. like phoenix was only the second person she'd ever defended and clearly she would've worked at grossberg law offices for a while longer before moving out and starting her own office. was phoenix (obsessive freak that he is) coming to watch all the other trials she defended in or something. when word got out that she started her own law office did phoenix show up on the office's doorstep for the first time to offer his congratulations (maybe he brought flowers or something) while mia was just standing there like how the fuck did he even find out i was starting my own office that fast....guess he's still as insane as ever. and then phoenix started talking about how much progress he'd made with his law degree and asked if she would please please please consider letting him intern there even if it was only for a little while and mia, thinking about all the paperwork she very much did not want to do and thinking about how much she missed maya and how this dumbass kid sort of reminded her of maya, was just like. yeah fuck it why not. here's my business card. i'll get back to you
#the part where she thinks phoenix has actual potential as a lawyer comes way later. you gotta remember that at the#beginning of 1-2 maya says that mia told her that under no circumstances should she let phoenix defend her before he got#WAY more experience under his belt because. while he might've just shown his potential in 1-1. he was also a greenhorn#genuinely i think for at least a little bit at the beginning of their relationship the dynamic was less#'mentor&student' and more 'mia & the dorky wannabe lawyer that follows her around'#like she EVENTUALLY came to see his potential. slowly. over the time that they worked together#but i mean. cmon. he ate evidence at a trial. that leaves a fucking impression#i think about it sometimes
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top 5 funniest mia moments in no particular order
saying jason has a history of surviving getting blown up
calling dinah "big bird"
her response to their house being blown up being "thats wild"
being homophobic to the entire population of themyscira
calling a magical demon from hell a ho while shooting it
#i have my issues with winick but the man knew how to write a little shit i'll give him that#mia dearden#there is one comic where she pretty much says she'd rather kill herself than eat more of ollies chili which is fucking hilarious#but i thought it might be a bit of a downer
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what the FUCK is joshua williamsons obsession with referring to connor as “Hawke”
#tuesday spoilers#ga spoilers#what do you mean Mia would refer to her brother as hawke what do you MEAN#le sigh#like at least?? we got a moment where she’s rattling off as she should and we got ollie hugging both her and roy#but also boy this fucking story is a damn trainwreck#oh also Connor met his aunt lol
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#glalie#another very cold shivering ice-type. gen 3 seems to have had a lot of these‚ huh?#and this guy is *kinda* just a circle. but i guess they have holes in 'em. are those… holes? what is the layer on the outside made of#i guess i assumed steel because of their typing (4x weakness to fighting my belovèd) and that there was some sort of black mass inside that#and that's where the… bulk of the… meat? lives? i dunno why there would be pointless holes that aren't for their eyes‚ then#wait hold on. glalie is a pure ice-type. i'm actually gonna die its DEX entry says “it covers its body with a layer of ice harder than steel#” which i guess. is why i thought. it was part steel-type. I GOTTA STOP GETTING ALL THESE WRONG it's making me look like i don't know#shit about pokémon when i'm literally the pokémon blog. i gotta step up my fucking game. or at least edit this shit out and not let it get#into the final tags. mama mia
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If I had written S2 of Good Omens, the Bentley would've stopped playing Queen. Instead, it would:
1. Only play Ghost
Or
2. Only play ABBA
Whichever tortured Crowley more.
#ghost has him listening to lude music about his boss and coworkers#but come on you CAN where a scene where the Bentley starts playing Mamma Mia Here We Go Again and it fits perfectly#good omens#crowley#good omens crowley#good omens fandom#crowley's bentley#tbh both of these are better than queen i fucking despise queen#good omens thoughts#diary pages#and i would've never made clown romance canon#the band ghost#abba
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It’s just my mutual’s spiderbit fluff fics and me against the world
(No seriously tho my friend and Tumblr mutual @somebluemelodies makes some rlly good spiderbit fics I love them so much)
#IVE LOST COUNT ON HOW MANY DAYS ITS BEEN#WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY DADS#THEY’VE BEEN MIA SINCE DECEMBER#qsmp#qsmp.txt#spiderbit#qsmp cellbit#qsmp roier
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I still think it's so funny that the Evas in Evangelion change size in every scene. Honestly (in the original series) all the infrastructure, logistics and such, if a bit too much sometimes, was still rather coherent and believable in the setting, it gave it an air of realism in the sense you understood what took to make the mechs work.
It's just nobody knows how fucking big they are.
hilarious, honestly
#cosas mias#nge#I really liked those episodes where they showed and even discussed the whole infraestructure behind them#of course rebuild fucked it all up with its EVA TORNADO
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