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obscuritory · 1 month

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From Emergency Room: Disaster Strikes

#emergency room: disaster strikes #simulation #educational #edutainment #FMV #live action #gaming #video

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thatsbelievable · 8 months

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#How to Wait For Disaster to Strike #tips #tricks #life hacks #helpful hints #advice #disaster #unreality

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ccycloneblogging · 9 days

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Two little comics of the Disaster Pup striking once again!

Featuring @crazycakeparrotart's Kickin

I forgot to post these earlier, so here. Enjoy!

#...Do I even tag this?#dogday x catnap #catnap x dogday #daynap #sleepyday #dogday x kickin #sorta??? It's one-sided for either one.#The Disaster Pup strikes again #who knew that would end up being my favorite head canon?#edit: Absolutely uploaded the wrong image for the first comic. Whoops

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bruhstation · 2 months

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Can we see some interactions between Ryan and Thomas and/or Ryan and Daisy?

in daisy’s defense, she always saves ryan from all the awkward and borderline WWE-like gresley family reunions. he’s gotta make it up to her.

#asks #ofromtheunderworld #ttte ryan #ttte thomas #ttte daisy #casa tidmouth #senjart #everyone’s favorite disaster bi strikes again #both images can be seen as ship art #emphasis on CAN #because theyre at a point where the little sparks are there but they’re not interested in making a whole explosion #thomas is aroace. AND incredibly oblivious #they’re good friends for now!

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itsredpaint · 1 year

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had to get this out of my system

#p5 #persona 5 #akeshu #shuake #akechi goro #nikiki's art #disaster gay goro strikes again #i literally could not stop thinking about this i had to draw it rq #anyway same au as that plant thing as u can see from the plant joker is holding #joker: :(#shujin goro au

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whydidisavethistomyphone · 1 year

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Every time I see a meme about a stupid UFO I’m going to post about the ecological disaster happening in the US right now because of a corrupt capitalist government

#east palestine #ohio #ohio derailment #capitalism #ecological disaster #preventable #strike action

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elbiotipo · 5 hours

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Watching a review for a strategy game and the guy says "these factions can be compared to the civilizations in Civilization IV" bueno pará no me trates de pelotudo

#cosas mias #Sid Meier and his consequences have been a disaster for the strategy game community #civilization hasn't been good since IV #I doubt it's even that good it's just what people first say when they think about strategy games #it's like the counter strike of strategy games

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anistarrose · 5 months

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headcanon that under his home plane's calendar taako is a scorpio, but under the faerun calendar he's something else (maybe a gemini for the sheer irony), and that his absolute sheer confidence that he's a scorpio instigates an incredibly long-running argument with sazed about it

#taako really strikes me as someone who's into astrology mainly for fun #but will unquestionably double down and pretend to be serious if given even a brief chance to push someone's buttons with it #combine that with someone being Confidently Wrong (as far as he believes) about astrology? disaster. he will ruin their life #scorched earth #taz #taz balance #taz balance spoilers #taako taaco #sazed taz

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dandylovesturtles · 1 year

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I have a headcanon that the twins are lowkey always trying to get each other to laugh.

Donnie is generally better at it because Leo is more willing to laugh openly at things anyway and also he's the funny one, but every now and then the stars will align and Leo will get a laugh out of Donnie and he'll ride that high for weeks.

It's not something they openly acknowledge and they don't get anything for winning (other than the satisfaction), they're just always trying to do it on the DL.

#rise leonardo #rise donatello #disaster twins #rottmnt #I also think their own text chain is just #a mess of memes and also the two of them ramping up each other's dramatics #like that 'god does strike a man most bastardly' level of text because the lair's out of cheetos #enabling each other's theatrics #donnie will laugh more often at that but no one will ever know #anyway this probably comes through in my writing lol any time I have one of the twins laugh the other one is always happy about it asl;dfj

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0pin0n-custard · 2 years

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The Unofficial Star Wars Limb Olympics!

Who has chopped off the most limbs? Let’s find out (books and TV show dismemberments not included.)

Honorable Mentions:

While Mace Windu did not chop off any limbs, he did successfully decapitate one (1) Mandalorian.

Chewbacca never dismembered anyone onscreen, however he is a Wookiee. Wookiees are well known for ripping people’s arms out of their sockets. Lord only knows how many limbs were lost to his hand.

6th Place: Yan Dooku

Nothing too impressive. In Attack of the Clones, the Count was the first to cut off one (1) of Padawan Anakin Skywalker’s arms.

Total: One (1) Limb

5th Place: Yoda

In Revenge of the Sith, Jedi Grand Master Yoda cut off one (1) clone trooper’s arm at the ruins of the Jedi Temple. What gave him the edge over Yan Dooku was that Yoda also decapitated two (2) clone troopers initially after Order 66 was broadcasted.

Total: One (1) Limb

4th Place: Ben Solo

Following in his namesake’s footsteps, he cut a Sith in half. In The Last Jedi, Kylo Ren removed two (2) of Emperor Snoke’s legs.

Total: Two (2) Limbs

Bronze Medal: Luke Skywalker

In true Disaster Lineage fashion, Luke Skywalker was very successful at removing limbs. His first time occurred on Hoth in The Empire Strikes Back, when he cut off one (1) of a Wampa’s arms in self defense.

Obi Wan did teach Luke well, because in Return of the Jedi, he sliced one (1) of Darth Vader’s cybernetic arms off. The fact that these dismemberments occurred on separate occasions is what gave Luke a higher placement than Ben Solo.

Total: Two (2) Limbs

Silver Medal: Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader

After losing his arm to Yan Dooku [see 6th Place], Anakin must have realized what an effective battle strategy dismemberment was.

In Revenge of the Sith, he returned the favor to Dooku two-fold by cutting off both (2) of the Sith’s hands (followed promptly by beheading him.)

In an effort to save Sheev Palpatine, Anakin chopped one (1) of Mace Windu’s hands off.

Many years later, in The Empire Strikes Back, Darth Vader welcomed Luke Skywalker into the family by cutting off one (1) of his hands.

Total: Four (4) Limbs

Gold Medal: Obi Wan Kenobi

A surprise to no one, Jedi Master Obi Wan Kenobi has the highest limb count by a landslide.

He started his journey off in The Phantom Menace by foolishly believing that chopping a humanoid in half would kill them. He removed both (2) of Darth Maul’s legs.

Ten years later, following one of Padme Amidala’s many assassination attempts, Obi Wan disarmed the bounty hunter Zam Wessel by cutting off one (1) of her hands.

In the arena on Geonosis, he sliced two (2) of an ackley’s arms off.

In Revenge of the Sith, Obi Wan faced off against General Grevious and a droid army on Utapau. He decapitated one of Grievous’ guards and cut off two (2) of the General’s hands.

In the battle against his former Padawan on Mustafar, Kenobi set a limb record by cutting off both (2) of Anakin’s legs and his remaining (1) flesh arm.

His final dismemberment took place in A New Hope at the Mos Eisley Cantina. Once again, he disarmed someone in the literal sense; he cut off one (1) of Ponda Baba’s arms.

Total: Eleven (11) Fucking Limbs

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puhpandas · 2 months

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My computer almost black screened and I would've lost all my ggy week drawings. Luckily I was able to fix it but oh.. I think this event might be cursed /hj

THE UNIVERSE HATES GGY WEEK 😭😭

#PLEASE back up your drawings somewhere else if you haven't already #i dont trust the week curse to not strike again😭#you dont have to put /hj its not even a joke anymore this event has had so many disasters😭#pandas.txt #pandas asks #ggy week

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lanayrulian · 1 year

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Boy oh boy it's ILCLS (I love cultivate Liushen) doodle time 👀

And a mini comic:

After the excellent Strongbad reference in last week's chapter of Cultivate, I couldn't help but doodle some sick & radical early internet meme LS in my notebooks (then procrastinated emailing my professor by coloring them lmao.) This fic got me giggling and twiddling my thumbs fr 🤠👍🏻

If you haven't already, I beg of you to check out @neonghostcat 's fic on Ao3, this AU is becoming its own canon in my heart 🙇🏻‍♂️

#liushen #liu qingge #shen yuan #svsss fanart #svsss au #liushen cultivate #disaster millennial sy strikes again #oh gods lqg has been nyan'd #reposted bc tags glitched out #hear ye hear ye #get your soft cottagecore cultivator love here

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courtforshort15 · 2 years

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Less Than 5 Minutes

Pairing: Matt Murdock x Reader

Summary: Whoops, Matt drops the L word for the first time on accident.

Trigger warnings: none. Enjoy the fluff.

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"What?"

Matt froze above you, hand still in your hair, as if your sudden question had startled him. For a second it looked like he was going to respond, before he snapped his mouth shut, eyes briefly shutting.

Your grip on the coffee cup in your hands faltered ever so slightly as you stared up at him, eyes squinted in confusion. You lowered the cup from your mouth, your mind struggling to comprehend what he had just said.

He shook his head jerkily and didn't say anything, instead choosing to quietly take a step back from you, panic plain across his face.

"What did you just say?" You asked, louder this time.

Matt swallowed loudly, his hand finally lowering from your hair before he briefly ran it down his face, scratching his jaw.

"Uh...nothing. I didn't say anything."

"You definitely said something."

Abruptly, Matt took another step back from you, turning sharply on his heel and reaching for his cane that he had put on the table next to your door the night before. He slipped his glasses on, the red lenses cutting off the vulnerability in his face from your view, probably knowing that you were becoming a near expert at reading him. Snatching up his briefcase, Matt gave you a bright smile, one that you knew was false and lacking the warmth of the smiles he normally sent your way.

His reaction to your innocent question was curious, and your head tilted to the side as you observed him from your seat at the kitchen table.

"Goodbye. That's all. I was just...I was just saying goodbye," Matt mumbled as he unfolded his cane. The pieces snapped into a straight line in front of him. You eyed the way his knuckles whitened as he grasped it tightly, but you didn't say anything.

"OK, Matt. I hope you have a good day at work," you shrugged, confused at his abrupt departure. You didn't miss the way he yanked the door open, nearly ramming the corner into toe of his shoe. He definitely wasn't someone you would classify as clumsy, and yet here he was, almost stumbling on his own two feet, trying to escape your apartment as soon as he could.

"I'll see you later, sweetheart." And then he was gone, door latching tightly behind him, your apartment now silent except for the air conditioning running quietly in the background.

What on Earth....?

You stared at your door, blinking in utter bewilderment, trying to figure out what the hell had just happened. Less than 45 seconds ago, he had been teasing you about your lack of ability to function before 7am, quickly adjusting his tie before leaning down to kiss you on your forehead goodbye while you sipped on your second cup of coffee. You had grumbled out something that didn't even begin to resemble a word, and he had laughed quietly into your hair.

Have a good day, sweetheart. Love you.

Oh.

He had said...love.

Such a small, simple sentence. Such a small, simple sentence, that actually wasn't simple at all, when you thought about it.

You hadn't exchanged the words yet, but he had pressed them into your skin without a second thought. He had changed everything without even thinking about it, as if the words had always fallen naturally from his lips.

This...was huge.

And you had ruined the moment with a sleep-addled brain that had struggled to comprehend what he had said until he was already out your door.

The words had been sudden and unexpected, even on his end, it seems, as you recalled the shock on his face. But that didn't make them any less welcome, any less treasured. A wide, beaming smile broke out across your lips, the warmth of his words spreading through your chest like wildfire.

Of course your fearless vigilante would run away from the shock of his own feelings spilling from his lips. Of course your smooth-talking lawyer would become tongue tied, unable to form a coherent sentence after blurting out the words that you, yourself, had been wanting to say since the first time he kissed you.

God, he was such a dork.

Still grinning like an idiot, you slammed your coffee mug on the counter, liquid splashing out, as you raced over to your window. With shaking, excited hands, you wretched it open and stuck your head out.

"I love you, too, you ridiculous man." You didn't bother shouting it, knowing his ears would pick it up as clearly as if he was standing right next to you.

Matt's startled laughter floated up to you from the sidewalk below, his head turned in your direction from where he stood at the crosswalk on his way to work.

Two minutes later, you were throwing your door wide open, leaning into him as he stepped over the threshold and pressed his lips fiercely to yours.

His cane was folded up and placed back on the table next to your door, where it remained the rest of the day.

#daredevil #matt murdock #reader insert #human disaster matt murdock #look he's the cutest thing #but he strikes me as such a dork in romantic relationships #marvel #i love him your honor #amateur writer

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2022dirt · 4 months

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