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"None of the above" here means "I'd rather not get a comment at all than any of the options listed"
Reblog for sample size please I am but a little writeblr
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“steve uses the harrington charm” this, “steve uses all his typical flirting playbook moves” that, give me a steve who assumes that since he’s crushing on eddie, who’s a guy, he has to use moves that girls usually use on guys in order to get eddie to recognize that he’s flirting.
give me steve thinking that since eddie isn’t a girl, all the usual flirting he does won’t work, so he assumes he should use the moves girls he’s dated have used on him instead. give me steve tilting his head and batting his eyelashes and asking a very perplexed eddie to explain something about cars or sports since “guys are just so smart about this stuff.” give me steve playing up being cold until eddie gives him his jacket, give me steve feeling up eddie’s biceps and going “wow, you must work out a lot. oh, you don’t? could’ve fooled me, your muscles are, like, so big.” give me eddie being so bewildered because steve keeps laughing at jokes that probably aren’t as funny as he’s making them out to be, or eddie being perplexed by steve twirling his hair or smiling coyly while trailing his fingers over the tattoo on eddie’s forearm.
just steve absolutely laying on the moves, but they’re not his usual moves. robin is incredibly amused and has resigned herself to eventually explaining that the gender of the person steve’s flirting with doesn’t necessarily have to change his approach (only once the comedy of the situation dies down, of course). eddie is utterly bewildered, because other than this, steve is acting totally normal.
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when he could almost taste the most expensive french wine but his least favourite anemic turned out not to be dead after all
[ID: An edited "Disappointed man" meme. Instead of the man's face, there's Chuuya looking down with a mix of disappointment and annoyance. End ID]
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I am of course a big fan of all the scary and violent whump potential that could come from red room whump but whenever I think too much about somebody live-streaming torture I always end up getting ridiculous. Whumper doing give aways if they hit a certain number of views. Telling people to like and subscribe. What platform are they using for this activity. I am making myself laugh.
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Not to be sentimental on main, but fanfom is so much more fun when we talk to each other. In the replies of posts, in the body of posts, with tags, with @'s, in the tags, in the dm's, in each other’s inboxes, in the comments section of ao3.
We are all connected by this unholy obsession with a stupid fucking show, and I'm delighted to share this corner of the internet with you all <3
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I'm not here to tell anyone how to ship or write anything, obviously, but I've spent the last like 3 days reading nothing but radioapple on ao3 and personally I only like it when they're just a bit toxic and feral at each other, even when they're actually together
If you make them too soft I'm gone, Alastor is in hell for a reason don't make him soft, he needs to bite and drink blood and they need to snark at and try to one up each other at every opportunity
(the excessive use of "luci" too, tbh, sorry but I have such trouble seeing alastor use a nickname tbh)
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