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* taps mic * LIM JAEBEOM IS DATING?!!??!?! AND HIS GIRLFRIEND IS HOT AS FUCK!?!??!!?!? *screams into the mic * WHAT THE FUCK
#ksnekwnsks BOI WHEN I SAID I'M SHOOK#yes i woke up fROM THE FUCKING GRAVE#AND I JUST SAW THE GF#PURE.D IS HER NAME!!?!?!??!#SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL HER ASS IS MUAH A WONDER#are you SURE MY MAN JAEBEOM SNATCHED A PRETTY THING LIKE PURE D OMGW SKNWKWKSKS#jaebeom confirming he's an ass man wksnwkwnwkw#HELP
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This idea came to me in a dream and it impacted me so violently i had to sit down for a while
Diana being ADAM'S daughter instead of Lawrence's. Financially struggling single father Adam. Trying-his-best father Adam. Can anybody hear me
#i also get to project the experience of growing up poor onto Diana lmfao#with the way their ages match up I wonder if she'd be his Young Adult Accident™ or just the daughter of an ex gf he ended up taking care of#Lawrence would swear up and down he's not really a kids person until Diana comes along and he just falls head over heels for her#buying her toys and treats and planning fun little trips to amusement parks#all the stuff Adam can't afford#calling her the sappiest most embarrassing pet names of all time lmao#saw#saw fanart#saw movies#adam faulkner stanheight#adam faulkner#adam stanheight#lawrence gordon#diana gordon#saw lawrence#saw adam#chainshipping#latenightsundayblues art tag
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lesbian girlfail dazai doodles
#rahhhhh go away artblock!!#also this is just a excuse to draw long curly hair#which i dont know how to draw i might add#last one is dazai after she saw her gf chuuya looking beautiful as always#dazai osamu#bsd#bungo stray dogs
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day 322
ot4 stunt smooching
#day 322#year 4#aradia megido#jade harley#kanaya maryam#rose lalonde#arajade#rosemary#arajaderosemary#monster gfs#i just like. saw the picture and thought of them#lowkey i am Often thinking of them u know how it is
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help me hold onto you | T | 4/12
f1driver!max and streamer!charles
The man– Charles, Max assumes– sounds French. He loves that. He should be used to a French accent, he was forced to converse with Pierre often enough, but it sounds different coming from Charles. More melodic. Almost similar to someone he used to know once.
“And that made me think,” Charles says, voice bellowing from Max’s speakers. “That it was stupid that we didn't have carrots before. Like, come on, it's a farming game.”
Max has no fucking idea what the hell he is on about.
or: Max is lonely and finds Charles streaming on Twitch.
based on this prompt sent to @f1prompts
#eeeee I'm rlly excited about this!!!#the prompt lived rent free in my head since the moment i saw it so i Had To#hope i can do it justice just a little :)#also for context: the songs i would add to a playlist for this fic are the archer by taylor n satellite by harry#like i said in the authors note: currently anticipating 10 chapters and one every week or so. maybe be sooner may be longer#I'm excited to get it written and posted tho so we'll see!! hence the no beta too lmao my gf said she would but i wanna post it Now#alims writes#f1 rpf#f1 rpf fic#f1 fanfiction#f1 fic#formula 1 rpf#formula 1 fanfiction#lestappen#lestappen fic#lestappen fanfic#lestappen rpf#1633#3316
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Nobody:
Literally anyone dating one of the daughters:
#resident evil village#bela dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#😂😂😂😂#first thing that popped in my head when i saw this image#legit#reader just casually walking around the village with their fly gf wearing this as a tshirt 😂#dani would laugh 🤣#re8 incorrect quotes
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how long do you think it takes Kate and Valeria to day ‘I love you’ to their s/o’s? love ur stuff fyi!!! 💚
Hello! Thank you for liking my stuff, I hope this is enjoyable to you as well! I think it would take the both of them quite a while to say it!
When do Valeria and Laswell Finally Say “I Love You”?
Valeria: It would take her a while to say it. I mean, once she’s with you, she’s already smitten, but she says “I love you” in different ways that aren’t just saying those three words. Valeria courts you with lots of gifts, that much is true, but the closest thing you’ll ever hear from her that resembles a “You have my heart, I love you more than the sun loves the moon, than the ocean loves the land” would be her spending a day with you where she isn’t spending copious amounts of money on you. But that’s not what you asked. Valeria will tell you that she loves you when you’re feeling insecure since she never says it, but on her own accord? It would likely be a year or longer into your relationship, on one of those nights where the two of you are lying in bed together, just talking about your lives, what you’ve been through and how it’s shaped you as people. Just venting your worries, voicing your appreciation for each other and how you’ve helped one another. It’s during such a night, when you’ve gone quiet for a moment, that Valeria would hold you close and tell you, in a voice softer than what you’re used to normally from her, that she loves you.
Laswell: Like Valeria, she shows her love for you through different means. While she may be a gift giver as well, she also shows you how much she loves you by doing anything you may or may not ask of her. From chores, to walking your pet, to cooking you some stew when you’re sick. Laswell doesn’t say that she loves you from the get go either, it would take her several months to a year for her to say it. But when she does, it doesn’t seem like a special moment to anyone else. You’re probably hanging up your freshly washed clothes while she’s sitting at the table, a cup of coffee in hand. Laswell would get up, give you a kiss on your cheek, and tell you that she loves you so very dearly. She was overcome with adoration for you during that moment and needed to show you that she loves you. It’s afterwards that you get a lot more I love yous from her. Not on the daily still, but they would be more common. She will always, and I mean always, accompany her I love yous with some form of affectionate gesture, regardless of whether it be a kiss to your temple, a hug from behind, or a small lovely rose she found in a flower shop. You will always be taken care of and loved.
#cod#cod x reader#valeria garza#valeria garza x reader#kate laswell#kate laswell x reader#neither of them are too vocal when it comes to showing they love you but that's alright too#because one of them would watch the world burn down to warm you up with its flames#and the other one would break the world apart just to find you again in one of its crevices#they're not the most romantic people verbally but they'll always make sure that you feel loved and cared for#writing about the girls really makes me yearn for a girlfriend again!! where is my gf!!! I want one!!!#it's so sad that I've never met another lesbian irl either 😔 that is so sad I deserve a cute girl to hug in return for that#the yearning has been especially strong again as of late. especially since I saw a commission again yesterday#now I wish Valeria was way taller than me so she would look hot while looking down at me. but alas she's probably the same height as me#no amount of cute gir's love manga could ever cure my yearning I feel as though it's terminal 😔#will I continue to be cringe in the tags? absolutely! I've got another request for one of the girls. a really fun one too#looking forward to writing that one!#I'm gonna post three times today so I can get out all the requests again and be left to me imagining giving a cute girl a hug
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Life is just full of moments you can never get back and you get angry they were stolen from you and usually you're okay and sometimes you get reminded of those lost moments and you get sad so fucking sad and you wonder if you'll ever have the love you've always dreamed of the family and friends you've always so desperately needed and will you be this lonely when you're old will you ever have enough friends for a birthday party do you really want to go to grad school just so you can have that moment back
#I'm done I'm really fine I'm just spiraling a little#i saw a graduation scene on a tv show and it triggered memories from 5 fucking years ago#I'm fine#i have my gf and her family and they're lovely#there's just this loneliness that doesn't go away no matter how hard i try#i have like 3 friends maybe#maybe#i said a thing
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I believe I talked about that in the past (mostly on twitter) but: when Sypha gives birth, the kid has two VERY cool dads (one is basically immortal vampire with really cool fighting skills and abilities, the Dracula's son and another literally slayed Death and came out alive) and a VERY badass mom.
Sypha, Alucard, and Trevor all have separate beds in case of needing some privacy, but most of the time they share one huge Alucard's bed.
Alucard actually commissions a painter of all four of them, just like the family portrait he had with his mom and dad when he was a baby. They hang it somewhere in the castle, somewhere significant for them, but if others from the village can see, it doesn't matter. They don't hide that they're in a relationship and that they love one another very much.
Trevor and Sypha stay in a relationship with Alucard until the day they say. That probably happens separately, so when only two of three of them are alive, they're grieving together. They help each other go through that grief (and their kid). For some reason I want Trevor to be the alive one (probably because I want to see them care for each other), but my logic tells me that it's going to be Sypha cause she's way smarter for her own good lol.
Though, don't fret, they work perfectly as a polycycle! That's the logic of it. When two of them can't do something, the third one is happy to help and does it flawlessly (or at least to the point that it works, cause sometimes all three of them are acting like dumbasses, heh.)
In short, it's a very balanced relationship where they love and respect one another.
(On, and don't get me started on sex between the three. Pregnant Sypha that still wants sex and they have so much fun together.)
#trephacard#castlevania#thinking about the last moments we saw of them#sypha crying#alucard calling trevor treffy#trevor blushing at the words and at alucard's touch#the boys smiling at their gf#i love theeeemmm#if there are any typos I'm sorry#I'm literally half asleep and on mobile#just needed to get this of my chest#now to an audiobook and sleep!
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How would you describe ex boyfriend gojo?
you know that one video of that guy that was like crying screaming throwin up begging his gf to take him back 💀✋🏼😭
ex bf gojo FOUND IT
^ yea that’s how i picture he’d be as an ex LMFAOOO
idk i feel like he’d go thru all stages of grief in the most heightened sense possible, like dude is SO dramatic that having him as an ex would probably be worse than whatever he did to make you break up w him in the first place
i can see him being kinda toxic like still really possessive over you n you’re like 😐 dude we’re not together anymore u have got to cut this shit out. and he’d have a rebound relationship within a week of yall breaking up n he’d play that girl for a FOOL 😭🥲😓 just picturing she’s you whenever he’s w her (literally ‘glimpse of us’ by joji omg im gagged) to the point where you’d be compelled to get involved for HER sake like……..
but idk this is all speculating he did some fucked up shit n you’re the one ending things because of it. would NOT be a clean break fs
#this is kinda influenced by an ex bf gojo hc post i saw recently where he cant stand his rebound gf bc he just wants you#😨😨😨#men that do that sort of thing are AWFULLL oh my god#but i can see gojo being like that bc he’s dramatic n also probs has attachment issues lol#n e ways#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#headcanons#jjk
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the internet has genuinely rotted peoples brains. Yeah bitch some things are problematic if you view it under 7 different lenses and dissect them with a specific idea in mind but a lot of the time its literally not that deep. Everything is problematic if you try hard enough and it devalues actual real life issues
#this doesnt apply to straight up bigotry if you compare it to any actual issues ill kill you#just saw a huge thread on why drag is bad#like. ?. i guess. ok. but do i care. no#‘’it carticaturizes women’’ ok. im more concerned about the growing wave of women gloating abt being a stay at home gf#and complaining about education#and the rise in actual misogyny#the same flavor of misogyny that despises drag queens btw.
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thought about professor caleb a little too hard. laying on the floor
#his fantasy ratemyprof is all 5stars and 1stars no in between. the fives majorly outweigh the ones but the ones are very strongly worded#about how he's really stringent on due dates (incorrect he just knows bullshit when he sees it) and extremely humorless (sometimes he#makes jokes that none of the students get and he thinks that's really funny so he keeps doing it) and grades harshly (absolutely) and goes#On and On about ethics (ABSOLUTELY) but the high ratings are split between 'super lame but a really good teacher' and 'he's NOT lame we#asked him to turn into a dragon and he DID' and 'my cousins gf swears she saw him and some monk kicking the shit out of someone in an#alleyway and idk why but i believe her. also when he teaches utility cantrips we get extra credit for pulling pranks on him with them. 5/5'#the difference is entry vs advanced classes. grad students are like 'yeah he goes to raves in nicodranas and won't take us with him'
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Murder drones personality AND ship swap au where—
Okay this is for sure done before **somewhere** BUT oh well
— ahem. ONTO THE MORE INTERESTING STUFF‼️
V takes the place of N in terms of personality and role. Vuzi becomes real?! She gets bullied—abused? Bad with words—by J. V is still short. SHE ACTUALLY GETS HER SCARF TOO!! And cuz it’s V she likes dogs more than cats. Also yes she still can’t see very well 💔
J is actually some what reasonable but instead of being mean to N she’s mean to V, but like instead of disappearing Uzi manages to make her be nicer and she apologizes to V. J actually tries to be better and yea!!
N takes the role and personality of V. He get put in time out chair and chain 💔
Do with this what you will
I might make art of it tmr if I’m not DYING 💔
Probably more stuff in my head that I dunno how to put into words… and that’s it for this post! I think-
Speaking of art I might do an art dump later, and by later I mean if I still have energy after tagging and posting this
#murder drones#toagy rants (new toagy tag?!)#murder drones v#murder drones n#murder drones uzi#murder drones au#tbh it is inspired by a post I just saw I’ll admit#fuck I’m blanking on blog name after I post I’ll check it#meows at you#fuck it scratch everything and just make N evil like V#Uzi has to chain up her gf and bf what‼️ J is only reasonable one?!#THE IDEA CAME FROM Seth-Loaf GO LOOK AT THEM!!#murder drones vuzi#vuzi#md vuzi
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Remember how Boscha tried to persuade Amity to come back & stay in New Hexside with her while Amity was wearing a couple's cosplay with her actual girlfriend, Luz?
#toh#lumity#toh boscha#amity blight#for the future#toh for the future#like girl read the room shes clearly not interested#i just saw some more recent boscha posts & i still think the funniest part of that entire scene outside of matty & amitys faces was that#amity was dressed as hecate to match luz dressed as azura. like amity is being full in lesbians coupling w her bi gf & boscha was still#trying to shoot her shot. at least shes got gumption i guess#tc posts
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Every time Chloé is being extra and Lila is telling her to tone it the fuck down I always imagine this meme and I finally made it
They're literally like this 😭😭😭
#I just talked about it to my friend the other day how Lila is literally the only person who domesticated Chloé#This girl listens to no one but when Lila says one thing she is calm and focused on her#You can tell their friendship is not only based on having common enemies but also respect and it's cute#Cuz God knows Chloé and Lila don't respect anyone but they respect each other#And it's brilliant that's the villain ship I always wanted I just hope ML doesn't sink this they often make something good and then ruin it#They don't have to be gfs officially but let them be like this they're hilarious#I didn't even know how much I ship them until I flipped when I saw them in Perfection together#miraculous ladybug#Ml meme#Lila Rossi#chloé bourgeois#Chlolila
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Webby Week Day 7: Family/Comfort!
(Last day!)
"No, no. We are not doing game night ever again!" Louie shouted after Della had suggested it.
"Whoa, what happened?" Della asked.
"I'll field this one," Huey said, taking Della to the side and explaining the events of the family's most recent game night to her.
"Can't we just watch a movie?" Louie asked.
At the word "movie" Webby turned around at once.
So, as it happened, did Huey and Della.
And Dewey.
And even Donald.
"Oh boy," Louie really wished he hadn't said that.
"Am I missing something?" Scrooge asked.
"Only this!" Webby ran to him with her phone, "After all these years, Duckhouse Studios finally got funding to make..." She mimicked a drumroll by tapping her hands on a nearby chair.
"Legends Of Legendquest: The Movie!" everyone else in the room chorused.
"Ye mean that game?" Scrooge asked, perplexed.
"It's not just a game!" Webby said, "It's a work of art! Intricate storytelling! Lore! Theories! This movie is a labour of love, thirty years in the making! And I have a presentation planned so we know everything before we see it!" She ran out of the room, flapping her hands and squealing delightedly.
"I've never seen her Webby out like this over anything," Louie started, "Should we call somebody?"
"She's been really excited about this for months," Della told him, "And so have I - I mean, come on, it's Legends!"
"She doesn't even play!" Louie cried.
"You don't have to play to appreciate the lore," Huey pointed out.
"Sounds like someone just doesn't wanna go," Dewey smirked.
"I just think we should stay in instead of going to the theatre," Louie pointed out, "Uncle Scrooge, aren't you hesitant to pay for all those tickets?"
"Normally I would be, but the wee lass seems so excited for this," Scrooge replied, "I'm rather curious myself, now."
As if on cue, Webby entered the room again, with her slideshow.
"Okay - so," Webby started, "in the far-off lands of Darkest Dereznaroth, in the 1200s, five brave warriors were slain..."
This was nice, actually. Listening to Webby tell the epic saga of Legendquest, hearing her so unapologetically joyful, was amazing.
And Webby had never felt better - finally, people were listening to her! After so long of having to keep her info-dumping to herself because no-one else would understand, this was the best thing in the world.
#the chaos duck has spoken#ducktales#ducktales 2017#dt17#webby vanderquack#webby week 2023#chaos duck writes#yes this is inspired by the fact that I saw the FNAF movie today with my gf#It was awesome#and also i am VERY MUCH projecting on Webby here#I just wanna infodump to people#But no-one in my house cares about ducks as much as I do#So glad I have tumblr
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