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Nobody:
Literally anyone dating one of the daughters:
#resident evil village#bela dimitrescu#cassandra dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#😂😂😂😂#first thing that popped in my head when i saw this image#legit#reader just casually walking around the village with their fly gf wearing this as a tshirt 😂#dani would laugh 🤣#re8 incorrect quotes
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Everything I enjoyed about Ted Lasso 3x10
It was so exciting to watch them announce the players that got into their national teams
Laughed at Ted not knowing Bumbercatch is swiss
Appreciated the whole team being there for Sam when he was snubbed
I genuinely laughed out loud at all the jokes to do with Dani's personality change
When it cut from the title sequence to ted sitting down with rebecca for biscuits with the boss i really thought it was for real gonna be an OG one but then they panned to trent and i was disappointed but i couldnt even be mad because it was so funny
Ted is a LIAR we have seen him gossip so many times he is such nosy biddy 🤣
Trent loving getting a good grade in girl talk was so funny and cute!
"So chaps, what do we think?" was such a fun line to me for some reason
All 3 of them going "Nah" and making the same face, so fun!
Ted was saying such nonsense for the rest of that scene and they made sure to show us Rebcca's reactions to every single one and she looked so fond every single time
Of course Rupert is saved on Rebecca’s phone as "The Devil" she is so insane
I loved Keeley's green skirt suit
I laughed at Beard's 17 throwing axes that he brought to the UK with him 🤣
"Sneaking in here today reminded me of the first match I ever saw at Nelson Road." "Ah, when they used to play by candlelight." 🤣🤣
I was SO happy to see Phoebe, then happier still to see her mum! And Jamie is totally right, she is fit
That whole scene was an absolute delight, filled my heart with joy, the England kit! the E for U swap! the tie dye shirt with Roy colors! One thing I can say about this season is that things do tend to go great when Jamie is involved
I laughed at the doomed handshake at Sam's restaurant, he was so resigned to his fate 😅
Nate breaking into his parents house in the middle of the night because he felt lonely and lost reminded me of 13 Going on 30
I was happy to see Rebeccas Amsterdam pants again! Especially with that purple blouse 💜
I love that Higgins knows Keeley, Ted and Sassy are Rebecca's top options in that order and that this is unquestionable
Higgins' comparing Akufu to the Chocolate Factory kids was both very accurate and very funny 😆 "I hate to break it to you Rebecca, but those children are dead."
I really liked Rebecca being insecure about the meeting because she knows she's only been invited as a token. It felt true to life and also reminded me of a favorite moment from a beloved show of my past, The Good Wife, where a character expresses a similar concern and gets much the same advice as Higgins gave
I really thought Rebecca was taller than Higgins' office door and was momentarily scared she was going to bump her head on the way out 😆
I liked Keeley and Mae's conversation, though I, much like Keeley, did not understand the lightning saying 😅 did appreciated the little "Maybe" joke though, it felt like something Ted would do and I always love to perceive them mirroring each other
Everyone noticing Roy's cheerful t-shirt was very funny
I loved that we saw Rebecca studying for the meeting
THE!! TOY!!! SOLDIER!!!!!! She's been carrying it around!!! She is fond of it!!!!! She treats it with such care, and it still brings her strength, gosh!! To think of the moment she picked it up off the ground and stored it away, of whenever it was she decided to keep it with her as an amulet!!! I'm breathless!!!!!!!
Kenneth saying "twins" to Roy lmaooo
The fact that Rebecca has panic attacks is something that can be SO PERSONAL that meant so so SO much to me, I could cry just thinking about it, I've always been sure she did and to have it confirmed was a thrill, and so emotional and satisfying to me to see her self soothe and how it paralleled Ted, truly beautiful gorgeous amazing
Ms Bowen is blonde now! Idk why but that was exciting, I like her! I think Roy should introduce her to Beard, I feel like she could beat up Jane. It was also hilarious to me that they named her Leann for real 🤣 they have no shame!
Barbara's Juicy couture tracksuit and "I like clothes that tell the truth" LMAOOO COMEDY GOLD
Barbara and Keeley's snow globe exchange was delightful. Barbara slowly grew on me throughout the season and was a true highlight in this particular episode, I was very glad that she chose Keeley.
I love that Rebecca went to that meeting in a bbp top and one of her less murderous earrings
I appreciated seeing Rebecca in a professional setting, taking a stand, and going to bat for the club and for football in general, it's something I have always longed to see from her and I'm glad I got it even if it was late in the game
Really liked that Nate plays the violin
I liked the window into Rupert and Rebecca's past and the glimpse into why they were in love once
I liked the contents of Roy's letter to Keeley and thought it was funny that she couldn’t read his handwriting
It was exciting to see Rebecca at Keeley's house! She demanded a hug! She's going to fund Keeley's firm! Their friendship has stayed beautifully consistent throughout the season and I appreciate that.
Keeley writing down the number and saying "This is how they do it in the movies" was another Ted-like moment (down to Rebecca being endeared by it!)
I enjoyed the joke of Roy walking in when he did and I loved loved loved that he and Rebecca saluted each other again! I'd been waiting for that!!
I think Nate's apology to Will - how he did it, the score, the note with the sprig of lavender, how it was filmed - felt like such a season 1 moment that it filled me up with this sense of right-ness and I truly appreciated it. Possibly one of the best moments of the season 🥹
Rebecca looked so at peace hanging that painting and also SO beautiful in that dress
Ted sat down without being invited, and Rebecca scooched a little closer once he did 🥹🥹
She specifically wanted to tell him about this big emotional milestone and Ted looked? I have no idea how to describe it, but it was new, it was a face he's never made before, and it was so?? I don't even know, I don't know what to do with it, or with "I wanna win for us too."
Rebecca is truly insane for spitting on his face on purpose like that lmao
Aaaand that's it! I liked a lot of the bits and pieces of this episode as you can see, and I had a mostly good time while watching it. There were a couple big things that bothered me though, but I'll save those for a different post later in the week once I've gotten a chance to collect my thoughts!
#ted lasso#ted lasso spoilers#If you noticed me avoiding mentioning certain things... there's a reason for that#tl ramblings
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If you saying Jonsa is not happening GRRM didn't write anything for them, how you shipping Jonerys 🤣 There's nothing for Jonerys, and Jon still cares for Sansa and thinks of her. He has written something for Jonsa and nothing for Jonerys.
I mean, Jon and Dany haven't met yet, they haven't heard of each other, they don't know of each other, they don't know the other person exists yet.... Why would they think of each other?
Jon and Sansa do know of each other. They grew up in the same castle. They are half siblings. And yet Jon can't spare a single thought of worry or concern for Sansa's situation, where she is and her status in being married to Tyrion Lannister.
That's the point.
I have seen some try to justify this as Tyrion is not bad as Ramsay and that is why Jon is not worried and all that, and yet! Sansa was still a political hostage forced into marriage by the Lannisters, she's alive and somewhere in Westeros, Stannis is actually mentioning Sansa in their conversation and yet we get nothing, nada, zilch, zero.
Same with Sansa. She's playing a pretend bastard in the Vale and not once does she recall her bastard half-brother, instead confessing to having forgotten about his existence until Myranda Royce brings up his name.
There's no way I am shipping two characters who care so little for each other. It's the emotional bonds that matters to me - loyalty, love, concern, worry - that's what I find attractive in relationships rather than superficial notions of beauty, subjective chemistry and 'they look hot together'. That's why I generally tend to favour platonic relationships - friendships, siblings, found family, brotherhood, sisterhood.
It's clear that as an author GRRM is not invested in Jon and Sansa's relationship in the books. Sansa matters to Jon in the wider context of family and Winterfell - she is tagged on at the end when he thinks about all of his family or when he refers to his sisters being alone in KL. The little we hear of Sansa from him is the typical Sansa characterization of liking enchanted beauty like the Wall or her telling him to praise a girl's name. That's it. There's no emotional weight behind their relationship, no intimate moments between them. They don't think fondly of each other, Jon never shows up in Sansa nostalgic memories of her family and Jon is actually surprised that while missing his family, he missed 'Even' Sansa.
If the author was building some grand romance then he would actually throw in those hints in the actual books!! That's how a writer organically builds up a relationship.
Jon and Dany have not even met and yet Jon keeps referring to dragons and Dany sees the blue rose all the way over at the Wall while being called a bride of fire!! That's actual foreshadowing! That's how it's done.
There's actual parallels of them as leaders. There's parallels of them at the ends of their worlds trying to reform and help people. They are close in age, in maturity, in thinking and goals. They are Targaryens, they are each other's type beyond just looks and beauty, there is prophecy connected to them, they have magical pets, they will be essential to saving the world.
You read all this and then go 'But snow fell on Sansa's face in the Vale...Jonsa is so real in the books 🥰' and then call it 'Sansa hate' if I laugh at it, then so be it.
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I hate how Rhaenyra is being retconned as this perfect Qween type character who has zero resemblance to her book counterpart and her fans are here for it. Rhaenyra in the text is more complex and unhinged and slowly loses all sense of herself from what I remember. What's the point of having a super hero character at all. Can't TB appreciate nuance, complexity, flaws? Ew at attempting to write a no flawed character!! Where's the fun in that?! Even Dany wasn't so uppity. I'm not saying make her go the same path as Dany or make her go all out evil but shades? Rhaenyra if handled with care has the potential to be the BEST most intriguing character in the show. I can respect that. As much as I hate how she used Aemond as a scapegoat I can respect that she did it, because it made the show that much more intriguing. No one can deny how brilliant that scene with Alicent was. It was good entertainment, made to get intense reactions. Now from what I'm hearing is Rhaenyra will become more and more of a Mary Sue in S2. Why would anyone be here for that SMDH All the while Daemon will have to pick up the slack LOL 😆 I will laugh all the way to the God's Eye😂🤣
Tazzzz 😘
I had to dig this ask from my Gmail alerts LMAO. It looks like Rhaenyra is going to be the ultimate darling of the Dance. Did you see @mejcinta's recent post? Apparently, they were planning a deleted scene where Aemond was trying to take Helaena's dragon because he thought he deserved it more than his own sister since she didn't use Dreamfyre as often. This is an absurd level of favoritism and a way of making the Greens look less knowledgeable in Valyrian customs. I'm glad that they cut that scene, but everything we've been getting from these leaks has been slowly getting worse. While I still think Daeron will be included (because there's no way they'd write him off completely), introducing him so late shows how much they're cutting back on his influence. Then you have characters like Cregan who is getting a massive glow-up from his book counterpart - I'm 100% certain that he'll be leading the Winter Wolves of the North.
Rhaenyra is given a powerful motive, all thanks to the introduction of Aegon’s dream in this series. Any aggression from her camp looks more honorable and noble in the end. Unfortunately, 'good' characters don't tend to be very interesting, which is why Rhaenyra and Daemon are the only two characters who spark any intrigue on that side. They even ruined a cool character like Rhaenys by giving her that botched 'girlboss' storyline. Jace's character is as interesting as a wet napkin, and Baela and Rhaena might as well not even be in the series. On the Green side, Helaena was shafted the most, yet we learn more about her than any of the other TB children. All we know about Jace is his quick anger and his weak punch - it is a massive disservice to his character considering the fact that he's Rhaenyra's oldest son.
Coming to Daemon, he will have to take the most bashing from their team. But this is good news for Daemon fans.. because while many normies may criticize or complain about these characters while the series is ongoing, they will still remain relevant in the fandom long after their demise.
Now all that remains is to see how badly do these show-makers fuck up this story. TG looks strong in terms of character, but TB seems to lead the way in the main narrative framing.
That's all! 🫶
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Word Game Wednesday! Some random words: cold, pillow, light, and work
I had something for each of these words. But pillow had a pretty generous concept outlined. So I finished that and published it. So now I only have snippets for three of the words 🤣
Cold
1. That a/b/o fic once again rearing it’s “ugly, ugly boy with bad hair” head.
“Everything Jamie’s got in his life, everything, he worked for. Poverty and starving, the cold, the exhaustion, havin to work harder than any of the other boys, hours on the pitch, hours studying, raising himself up, always digging deep enough to put one foot in front of the other no matter how hard it were. He did that. He got himself out of that life, and drug me out with both his hands. Fighting how his own da tried to drag him back into the dirt.
So if you think for one fucking second, that James Tartt rearing his ugly fucking mug again, is gonna stop Jamie from chasing down his dreams?
You’d be as dumb as James Tartt himself, or worse. But you don’t strike me as that. Optimist, yeah, but not a fool.
So, you worry about making it work here, at the club and on the pitch. And I’ll work out convincing this one to finally put his father in the dust behind him. Yeah?”
“Yeah, I can do that, Georgie. I’ve said more than once that Jamie’s a good kid. Just needed to be pointed in a bit better a direction. And I promise you, and Coach Beard there can attest, that once I’ve put my mind to something? I’ve never quit.”
“Jamie, neither. So I guess that means we’re gonna get it sorted.”
2. Family Curse Fic
“This so isn’t at all fair!” Georgie ends up shouting less than an hour after Richmond met her. Based on that hour, this didn’t seem terribly out of character.
“What isn’t, love?” The cheerful response from her husband is also no surprise. He had remained placid in the face of 60 straight minutes of shenanigans so far. With no sign of fatigue.
“I always dressed Jamie up in the cutest outfits on his birthday, for the pictures. And put him in the sweetest little jimjams that night so he’d look adorable when he started showing up for his future self! Now no one’s going to get to see either. I have no bloody clue what he wore the day after his birthday.”
“Aw, Mummy, it’s okay. I was always a sexy little lad. You could have put me in a carrier and I’d be well fit.”
“That’s true, gorgeous. But don’t think I missed that you’d still put on actual night clothes for your birthdays once you got older. And were dressing yourself. So you wouldn’t show up pantsless in just a shirt!”
It wasn’t until one of Jamie’s teammates, she wasn’t fully sure who was who yet, actually asked the question. That she realized why half the lads were laughing.
“…pantsless and in just a shirt?!”
“Yeah, cause I get cold upstairs but hot downstairs. There ain’t no way to tell when you’ll start showing up. Didn’t want to be in some lady’s bedroom and have me show up in half me glory.”
She patted his cheek consolingly while gently correcting him. “Don’t sell yourself short, baby, 3/4ths your glory that would be.” And she grinned, no longer so sad about the outfits, when her fully grown son giggled at her just the same as when he’d been just her wee little man.
Pillow
As I said, this prompt led me to finishing and posting Put Your Hand Up On My Hip. So thank you for that!
Light
1. Roy seeing Jamie have a nightmare.
He’s on his back, sheet twisted half under and around him. His face is shiny with sweat but the pale hallway light shows his skin as pallid. For a second Roy irrationally considers how pissed Jamie would be to see himself so obviously unsexy. Then gets his head back in the game.
2. S2 fic where Dani and Jamie start dating. Dani thought they’d be more sexual given how Jamie was on Lust Conquers All. And Jamie is trying to put more energy into it being a relationship because he doesn’t want to fuck things up. Some of the team thinks Jamie is just stringing Dani along and are gonna prove it.
Except once that comes to light, Jamie has a proper fucking meltdown about mind games and how he cannot allow himself to be treated that way anymore.
Then realizes he said all that in front of everyone, had just spouted off almost two years (and two decades) of insecurity, so bolts.
Work
1. And a fourth snippet from the platonic a/b/o fic.
When he stopped being out of his mind, he remembered a deeply seated feeling of being cared for. He got a rest day, and then was back to work. It was still new enough that when he walked in, conversation abruptly stopped. Before it just as suddenly turned on again.
He couldn’t stop himself from rolling his eyes but he also went straight over to Sam. There was that collective sense of everyone holding their breaths. He ignored them entirely this time.
When he got close enough, even as Sam started to say, “Hello, Jamie” and “Feeling better?” He dropped his forehead onto Sam’s boney shoulder.
“Wanted to thank ya. For helping me even though I’ve been a shit to you. It meant…means, a lot. To me.”
2. More from this concept where Jamie gives himself over as a hostage to protect Phoebe.
“…His alarm system was live, which we disengaged through her information. The food he’d prepared to cook for dinner last evening was out and spoiled. We found his phone, on but locked, beside the stove.
What we do not know, including where he is at present, is whether there was anyone else with him at home. The best way to discover that is to retrace his steps between leaving the game, and when he left his house last night.”
“Wait, you know he left his house last night but-”
“We have the time of his alarm code deactivating for him to leave, shortly followed by him reactivating it from his doorstep. We know the most likely reason for him to have left. But we do not know whether he had anyone with him at that time.”
They quickly work out that none of them had seen nor spoke to him at all the day before. Colin suggested the detective speak with Keeley, Jamie’s ex-girlfriend, when Roy cut in.
“Don’t bother with that. She was with me.” And the moment was slightly lightened by half the team going “ooooooh” and “ahhhhh”.
#jamie tartt#georgie ted lasso#jamie’s mum georgie#simon ted lasso#jamie’s stepdad simon#ted lasso#james tartt sr#coach beard#willis beard#afc richmond himbos#afc richmond players#dani rojas#danijamie#dani/jamie#dani x jamie#a/b/o#a/b/o dynamics#a/b/o verse#sam obisanya#platonic a/b/o story#phoebe kent#phoebe o’sullivan#colin hughes#keeley jones#kidnapping and held for ransom#wednesday word game#asks answered
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Got some Ted Lasso thoughts
Keeping in mind I've only watched a few s1 episodes, even fewer s2 episodes, and now 6 or 7 s3 episodes in total and totally at random:
The show seems to be hinting at Ted/Rebecca, what with its lack of subtlety when it comes to those psychic-predicted cues (it's like an anvil falling from the ceiling every time Rebecca comes across a green matchbook, lemme tell you) but I still have to squint to find even a hint of romantic interest between them onscreen, like they're La Croix personified. You know, lacking any real flavor. More the suggestion of a otp than an actual otp. But!! I also wouldn't be surprised if Ted and Rebecca have some very last minute revelations about the other, considering how often this show seems to like to pull the move of having very important moments happen offscreen. Like the team's winning streak, after losing so long and so hard. Like Nate quitting. Like Roy and Keeley getting back together. Etc. Anyway, I'm incredibly indifferent to Ted and Rebecca as a ship, they literally are as bland as🧍♂️🧍♀️ to me, but I already told @dollsome-does-tumblr I will suppress my feelings and hope she gets some hail mary endgame so! That's what I'm doing! Here I go!
Speaking of Roy and Keeley getting back together. They're great, I do like them, but I'm also curious what the point of having Keeley clock Jamie's character growth in earlier episodes was if theyyy weren't the ones who were getting back together. Just another instance of lack of subtlety? Like the character growth isn't real if it's not being blatantly addressed?
I can be one of 3 people on tumblr.com who like Sam and Rebecca together, that's fine!! I found their awkward run-in quite delightful. It gave vibes of Jeff and Annie, forcibly platonic pats and all. I gotta say, this show makes no sense, though, because I thought for sure that scene, plus the appearance of Edwin Akufo, would lead to Rebecca intervening on Sam's behalf somehow. But, no. The dude really showed up to mock Sam, just because. And Rebecca got pulled into a meeting with him without ever connecting any dots about how cruel he was to him. So that means the moment between her and Sam was there just to... I don't know, remind the audience they used to bone? For no reason????
I skipped past most of the Nate stuff. I didn't watch his descent into villainy so I don't care about this redemption arc. I also don't care about his thing with Jade, who comes off more like a prop than a person.
Trent sitting in with Ted and Rebecca for girl talk was a highlight. I just like him so much. All he does is stare adoringly at the players (slash mostly Ted) and I think that's swell. This show doesn't have a Jim Halpert stare into the camera, it has a Trent Crimm reaction gaze.
The storyline I laughed over most was Dani inventing an intense rivalry between himself and Van Damme simply because they were playing opposite each other. To have the most darling guy on the team so ruthlessly switch to maliciously competitive? Soooo hilarious, especially played against Van Damme, who went from friendly, to wary and confused, to fearful 🤣🤣
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Anecdotes from Helloween’s show
Y’all. When I say I’m a changed person because of this show, it’s because I fucking am.
The first of them I saw was Sascha, I mean we were DIRECTLY in front of him. He’s giant. A literal giant.
Skyfall was pure chaos. So much was happening at once and I had no idea where to look so I just screamed the words.
I stuck my tongue out at markus and he did it back!!
Kai was all over the stage all night, he was a total flirt with EVERYONE
MARKUS BASS SOLO IN EAGLE FLY FREE
I headbanged so hard during Future World at the right moment and it cracked my neck for me
The guitarists and Markus were all in sync with the way they danced around during future world AND IT WAS SO CUTE
Weiki and I made funny faces at each other and I know he saw me cause he exaggerated the same face when I made it back at him
Kai chucked the fucking mic stand to the groundjust before his medley
Weiki had guitar trouble TWICE and I felt bad for him
MAKING EYE CONTACT WITH BOTH ANDI AND MARKUS ONLY TO REALIZE THE GUYS AROUND ME WERE PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT SO I COLLAPSED ON MY BROTHER IN A FIT (I think it was during Power???)
I would later make a lot more eye contact with Andi, like I swear he got a bit of a power trip from it and I was completely under his spell for it. Not even remotely joking
Weiki just being…… Weiki. His stank faces and wizard-like hand movements just make his playing that much better.
Sascha being so fucking sweaty that he could stick a pick right to his forehead without having to lick it or something (though I would have paid money to see that alone)
Sascha’s solo. That’s it.
Sascha actually had guitar trouble during his solo too
Michi pretending to use the stools he and Andi were sitting on as crutches during forever and one
THE FRONT HALF OF THE CROWD WAS FUCKING MOSHING DURING DR. STEIN
Andi also made some very LEWD gestures during Dr. Stein that I refuse to describe because I have it on video 🤣🤣
Sascha flipped his hair out of his face AND MARKUS LEANED OVER HIM AND BLEW IT RIGHT BACK WHERE IT WAS
Andi and I sang our hearts out to each other during How Many Tears and I honestly thought I was gonna cry 🥹🥹
Sascha bent down and frantically waved and smiled like a total geek at this teenage girl while she was filming and I can just tell it made her whole year!
And oh my god, during Perfect Gentleman. Andi pointed at markus and went “AND SHEEEEEE IS”
Andi and I singing the last chorus of Perfect Gentleman together
ANDI FUCKING MESSED UP KEEPER OF THE SEVEN KEYS DURING ONE OF THE MORE CLIMACTIC MOMENTS AND MICHI HAD TO SING OVER HIM AND ANDI LOST HIS SHIT LAUGHING AND HELD UP HIS FINGERS GOING “FOUR!!! ITS FOUR!!”
Hearing Sascha sing the outro of keepers and then do the guitar melody tol the end was fucking beautiful and he has the voice of a literal Angel
Okay so the moment I had with Andi that I will not shut up about: I had my camera on through all of Keeper of the Seven Keys and I called to Andi after they hit the last note and Andi slowly turned and when he realized it was me he winked and stuck his tongue out just a little like a fucking flirt and I swear I swooned harder than I ever have in my life AND I HAVE THAT MOMENT ON VIDEO SO I CAN HOLD ONTO IT 😭😭😭
Kai calling Weiki a “fucking weirdo”
Dani was a fucking machine all night long, and when he finally came out from behind his kit, the crowd lost their shit for him
SASCHA KICKED A BALLOON RIGHT INTO HIS MIC STAND AND KNOCKED IT OVER DURING I WANT OUT
Michi popped one of the balloons during I Want Out and tried to run away from it
There were multiple crowd surfers all night, two came directly over us and me and the girl next to me had to duck below the barrier and out of the way so the guys could get them over
I only got bashful one time from the eye contact from the band!!
Helloween also drink their respect women juice every day cause every single one of them were good with all of the girls in the crowd. End of story.
That was one of the best concert experiences of my life. I feel like a whole new person because of it.
#moral of the story#I’m in love with Andi Deris#Helloween#Helloween band#michael weikath#michael kiske#andi deris#sascha gerstner#Kai Hansen#markus grosskopf#dani löble#amelia speaks#concerts#my show
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I need Christmas prompt 16 for Eddie and Dani, but you KNOW I mean the metal lunch box 🤣 💕
16. putting Christmas cookies in their S/O's lunchbox every day
At first, no one really noticed it. So much was going on during their short lunch break that no one really took note of Eddie eating brightly colored cookies. He was never much for an actual meal but the boy loved his snacks.
"Alright Mr. Munson, hand it over." Principal Higgins walked over to the lunch table making everyone freeze.
"I'm going to need a little more than that Higgins. What exactly am I handing over?" Eddie wasn't new to the random searchs or interogations. As much as he wanted to be out of Hawkins High, the staff wanted him out even more. If that meant expulsion, they were fine with that.
"There was an anonymous report of illegal contriband in your lunch box." Higgins pointed to Eddie's metal box making him chuckle.
"This isn't a lunch box and I'm not sure who your source is but I wouldn't call whats in my lunch box, contraband." Eddie explained making the others laugh. Higgins was getting visibly frustrated and kicked the bottom of Eddie's chair, making Eddie tense.
"I'm not playing games with you today. If you don't open that box right now, I'll suspend you on the spot." Higgins threatend.
"Is that really necessary? I mean we're not doing anything wrong-"
Dani was cut off by the raise of Higgin's hand as a warning not to get involved. Eddie gestured to the box and nodded.
"It's not locked. Open it." Eddie looked over at Dani and held her eye contact as she silently paniced. Higgins snatched the box up and tore the lid open.
"What the hell are you trying to pull here?" Higgins paused and everyone in the cafeteria was now watching the scene.
"I told you, that's hardly contraband. I mean they're good enough to be illegal but what can I say, my girl can bake." Eddie winked at Dani as Higgins emptied the contents of the box onto the table and it was nothing but Christmas cookies.
"If you're worried about the contents of the cookies, I'm sure I can give you a copy of the recipe card." Dani smirked at Higgins knowing he felt stupid for trying to bust Eddie for something he wasn't doing. He threw the container back on the table and stalked away angerily as the table broke out into fits of laughter. The rest of the cafeteria went back to their lunch and Eddie tried to keep his snickering to a mininum as Dani moved to sit on his lap.
"You're such a smartass, you know that?" Dani wrapped her arm around Eddie's neck and he put his free arm around her back.
"I literally didn't do anything. I'm just sitting here, eating my girls cookies. Is that a crime now?" Eddie asked popping another cookie into his mouth. Mike reached out to try and snag one off the table and Eddie smacked his hand.
"Be nice! It's almost Christmas!" Dani warned letting Mike have a cookie. Eddie scolwed before leaning into Dani's neck.
"Thanks for the heads up about the inspection. You sure my stuff is going to be okay in your glovebox?" Eddie whispered.
"It will be just fine. However you will now have to clean out my car because it smells terrible." Dani informed. Eddie gave her neck a light kiss.
"CUT THE PDA, MUNSON & MURILLO!" Higgins yelled as he slammed out of the cafeteria. Dani's face turned red as she buried her face into Eddie's hair. Eddie just laughed, giving her a reasurring rub on her back. Every day until winter break, Dani would put Christmas cookies in Eddie's lunchbox and every day Higgins would do a lap to see if anything had changed. It brought Eddie a tickle of delight to take a bite of a brightly colored cookie and nod his head at Higgins as he glared.
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Hola Dani, ¿cómo estás? What are you up to? You should do something nice for yourself, you deserve it queen!! 😌
I am very happy because I'm going to the beach for the weekend 😎 Alexa play arenita playita 💃🏽
The One with the Rose
OMG the song, THE SONG!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
This chapter is going to ruin me, I just know 😌
And he was really stressed.
As you should be!!! That's what happens when you don't listen to me 🤬
David was going to kill him.
No he isn't, he is going to kill Mallory as he should!!! 🔪
Max never had trouble finding Leviathan.
And now there's this bitch 😒
It sometimes freaked him out to know that princes of hell knew everything that was going on in their world.
To be fair... If I had the ability to know what the hap is fuckening with the Lightwood-Banes at all times, I too would use it..!!
Leviathan, who was sitting inside the gigantic seashell for some reason, gestured at Max to continue.
I have a theory, is probably to give Max a hint about the blue seashell but also and the most likely one... to be a dramatic bitch!!
Leviathan is giving me huge Ursula vibes throughout this scene
“If a solution doesn’t exist,” Max said. “Then I will create one myself.”
Go Maxwell Go Maxwell!!! Go Go... Go Maxwell!!
He knew Magnus was struggling with his immortality lately.
Oh brother and you don't even know that it's spreading 🥲
Why was everyone taking so long to get ready? How long did it take to put something on? Five minutes???
Because you're related to fabulous people my beloved twin 😌
“That’s all I needed to know,” Diego let out a deep exhale. “Oof. That was scary.”
¡Pobre Diego! 🤣
“Are you turned on by math, Alexander?” Magnus asked curiously.
“Clary,” their father said and patted his chest thrice. “You’re trying to kill me.”
This hot bitches are going to kill ME with their hotness and their softness 🥰🥰🥰
Her father grabbed the child and walked away.
Ok but I am low-key jealous of Abigail 🙃
I want what she is having 🥲
The signal has been down for an hour?
I don't like this 😥😥😥
It was the device.
It was glowing in blue.
“I have no plans to get strangled to death by Anjali’s whip,” Max giggled.
Oooh Anjali with a whip 🤤🤤🤤🤤
Rafael prayed to all the angels for the strength to not pass out
Same!!!
“Rafael, you look like a prince,” Anjali said and looked at her mother. “Happy, Amma?”
I am so happy right now that it's actually scary 🥰🥰🥰 LOS AMOOOOO!!!!!!
“Don’t laugh!” Anjali rolled her eyes. “You’re marrying into this family.”
Las familias latinas también son así 🤣🤣
Lexi was really getting into Bollywood dancing. David was taking pictures of everything and everyone.
Please Dani don't hurt them, pleeeeeease!!!
He heard something else.
A gunshot.
Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Anjali’s hands were red.
I'm dead now! Why? Why? Why? Nooooooo FUCK MARCUS!!!!!!!!!
Danielaaaa!!! I have no words...!!
Thanks for the pain, I did NOT see that coming... I am love you very much 💚💚💚💚
omg i read this during my lunch break (i had an all day meeting ew) AND I LAUGHED SO MUCH.
THE REACTIONS. THE FUCKING GIFS.
You are the funniest person here. Bye. I am love you.
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episode six
Interesting that this is titled Malibu Barbara
Having Leslie Jordan in this episode is iconic
… welp
Honestly there had to be a Malibu room at Trixie Motel
It is a choice to make the smallest room the room with two beds a choice that didn’t age well
Oof this explains why things got pushed back with the motel
Oh I’m so here for the song recording part of this absolutely
I’m snort laughing at this surf lesson
I would love to hear what Surf Instructor Ethan told his friends about his day lmao
I wanna smash the wall
I keep thinking I’m gonna get in trouble
Sorry to the earlier rooms but the floors have def gotten better as they went
Trixie in her paint outfit not wanting to have paint drip 😂
Bye I’m crying at this story of two drag queens stopping & bringing Leslie to the gay bar because he was too nervous to go in by himself 😭
I’m a beard! Yay! Dani 🤣
I loooove that there’s stain glass *in* this room not just the bathroom
And he hates everything
The dramatic foreshadowing
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Since we got the Tatemae's men as father, how about Tatemae's OC as mothers? How would that go down?
ahahahaha i knew this would be the next question. i saw it coming 🤭
jeon aeira: the MILF 🤣🤣 i said what i said. she's the soccer mom but less competitive and more "i just want my babies to have fun." they are like her sweet haven ❤️. she would be a cool mom, would drive them around from sports/music practice. the babies' friends would all hit on her lol and then jk appears in the frame behind her,,, wearing a black half sleeve t-shirt,,, all his tattoos on display, the eyebrow with the piercing is perched up as he stares down at the scrawny little kid who is tryna hit on his wife and the kid runs for dear life lol after remembering that jk is a cop, he can and will hand his ass back to him. basically jeon boy has to be the subject of every "your mom" joke and its the only time he considers calling up his dad to genuinely come and beat up his friends.
kim tanaz: the kids are her anti-kth squad 😂 she is the cautious mom, always tryna make sure her baby is healthy. she is cool with everything as long her baby is safe and healthy and is living their best life. gets into fights with kth with how much he spoils them. hates when the baby catches that kth and her are fighting, always tries her best to make them understand that it's not a big deal and that everything is alright. she puts a lot of emphasis on the baby's mental health and would legit physically fight people if she has to in case someone hurts her baby in any way. she absolutely adores her baby(s). rolls eyes when kth's parents gush about how the baby resembles kth. scolds bestie aeira when she feeds their respective kids (who are besties) too much fast food lol.
park rei: i think rei would be the youngest mom in the tatemae universe. she'd be the nervous mom tbh, still learning the ropes. would legit start crying if she can't make her baby stop crying and pjm is all "doll, what happened?" and she looks at him crying, "i don't know what else to do! the baby won't stop crying. i fed them, burped them, walked around with them. did everything by the book but they won't stop crying. i don't know how to fix it" pjm basically would have two crying babies to soothe. rei would struggle a lot initially but once the baby starts growing up, she would be like their best friend. baby park might even call her "bro" lol and pjm is all "did you just call your mom bro???" although she's fine with it but won't tolerate it if the kid talks maybe disrespectfully to pjm "talk to your dad like that again and i am kicking you out." also none of the kid's friends believe that rei is their mom. "nah bruh, you tweaking. that ain't your mom." talk about adding on to pjm's insecurities.
kim aria: moon and aria are literally best friends, bruh. yes, aria had a hard time accepting reality when she was pregnant but from the moment moon was born and the obstetrician put the baby on her chest for the first time and aria saw her beautiful daughter, moon became her whole world. she is the calm and sweet mom. she is very mindful of moon's curiosity and always tries to keep it alive. she wants moon to be her own person, doesn't really care if she goes into STEM or not. loves reading shakespeare to her and they even enact short scenes from 'the merchant of venice' because of the sheer amount of times they have read the story. lol imagine, moon and aria going around the house, speaking dialogues in Elizabethan English verbatim, just laughing and playing around. oh, joon's heart swells up tenfolds at the sight. she would also have fights with joon when he would put moon in all the AP classes but would also pull up all-nighters with moon to finish all her homework/projects.
jung dany: she is the rich™ mom. all the other kids' moms are so jealous of her. she would be both hyuk's best friend and the strict mom. extremely dislikes it when the jung family calls up hyuk to spend time with them. makes it a habit to always accompany him to the villa cause deep down she's always scared that the family will take her baby boy away from her. would openly detest any sorts of traditions expected of hyuk. always making excuses for him to her in-laws, "he has extra classes today, he can't come." "he's spending chuseok with his friends this year." also, hyuk and her always be bitching together about the jung family 😂 imagine hoseok walking in and the mother-son duo stop laughing at once. hoseok is all "what's so funny guys?" and hyuk makes up some story from school which is obviously beyond hoseok's sense of humour. the moment hoseok walks away from hearing range, they start bitching and laughing again lol.
min shiza: she would be the most regular and normal mom but would also end up spoiling her child owing to the fact that she literally has no one else. her pregnancy period went smoothly enough and she was probably the happiest on the birth of her child than she has been in the longest time. she would be the type who constantly talk to their babies irrespective if the baby can understand or speak. she would love talking to her baby, telling them stories and sometimes even talking in that sing-songy voice. weirdly enough, she would also try for yoongi to have more interactions with the baby. sneaky yoongo thinks shiza does not see it when he is alone with the baby and spending quality time but shiza knows and it makes her happy. sometimes, she can become a bit too protective, would not allow the kid to get too close to juyun or the driver or anyone who directly works for yoongi but would love to host the girls over so the baby can make friends. she is very chill otherwise, no bars on going out and stuff as long as the kid returns by curfew.
kim inaya:
#asks#anon#askjaim#tatemae series#kaiho#enouement#nodus tollens#adronitis#psychomachy#liberosis#aphotic
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Ted Lasso 2x05: “Rainbow”
Nate pushing on a “pull” door is me
LOL ROY CALLING OUT THE OTHER SPORTSCASTER
I love how bantr is the new sponsor
Rom-communism
Dammit I’m so glad to see Rebecca happy even though I know exactly who she’s talking to
Aww I love Dani giving the coffee maker to his neighbor’s son
“She’s a Rainbow” being Higgins’ wife’s ringtone 🥺😇
Higgins??? PUNK??? Hell yeah
“The best brand is being yourself” 🥺💕
“It’s fine” ME TOO GIRL
I love that Keeley has the natural ability to build up others 💗
“Tooting” I laughed like a 12 year old boy
Ted’s excitement when he sees Roy 🥰
“A mustachioed surprise that would anger me”
“You two are father and son, right?” 😭😭
The assertiveness role playing totally reminds me of when Plankton was teaching Spongebob how to be assertive 🤣🤣 (not that they’re exactly alike or anything)
“You’d look well fit with pigtails” KEELEY I LOVE YOU 😭😭💗💕
Rebecca’s way to hype herself up is amazing
Roy’s face in the eerie glow of his phone
“These are all the other fucks”
“What do I get to do?” Love how enthusiastic Ted is 💜 just let him help Roy 😭😭😭
LOL NATE DOING REBECCA’S THING
Well damn, I did NOT expect that from Nate
The Showgirls comparison that Ted makes
Aww Ted keeping track of the score like the cutie he is 🥰
The look that Ted and Roy share ☺️ my HEART 💗
The British owl joke
The brief intermission with the older couple
THE WAY THAT I THOUGHT TED WAS TEXTING REBECCA 😭😭😭 that SMILE??? I died 😫
Roy’s commentary
The team’s warm-up
“I miss all of it” I DIDN’T WANNA CRY TONIGHT BUT OKAY PENCIL THAT IN
The way Roy incorporated Ted’s mannerisms into his conversation with the taxi driver
“I’m Roy Kent” “He does look like him” 🤣🤣🤣
HIGGINS AND HIS WIFE “dressed in blue”
Ugh YES ROY IS BACK BABY 🙌
#ted lasso#jason sudeikis#rebecca welton#hannah waddingham#roy kent#brett goldstein#nate shelley#nick mohammed#leslie higgins#jeremy swift#isaac mcadoo#kola bokinni
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Dude!!! The fact that tiny clumsy baby Dani stabbed a being made of sugar and imagination and then just scurried off with pizza just makes me laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Especially since said being is dressed like a teddy bear with a bow and top hat!
She may be a tiny clumsy baby but when there’s danger? She is a fierce little opponent, no foe will go unscathed! (Except Jet because he’s like that)
You can’t just leave a pizza 🍕 unattended, shes taking off running with the pizza box above her head.
That is not a friendly teddy bear 🧸! She saw the whole series (besides security breach) can’t trust no TEDDY!
Jet puff is lucky he took off the head quick because Dani was about to call Atticus and Bebe. Her massiffs would have made Jet Puff lose out on the security deposit on his costume
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Hola Dani 👋🏼 how are you? How are you feeling?
I'm feeling very productive, I got a lot of shit done today AND is still early, normally I will send this to you at 3 or 4 a.m but it's not even midnight WOW!! I don't know what's happening or how I did it bit I love it!!! 😌
I just read DML and holy shit did I laugh 🤣🤣 which is weird considering there's a killer on the loose and all my faves are in danger but 🤣🤣 Alec and David are a comedic duo 🤣🤣
I'm not even going to try to figure out who the bad guy is or why is it Albert... I'm just going to blame everything on Mallory because that's fun to do! 😌
I also read LBAF's latest chapter but I'll send that on a different ask because Yes, why not?
No but... why the fuck would he send his only son on a two day train ride when there's people trying to kill him?? Put him on a private plane!!
Anyways... thank you for sharing what I know is going to be another great story!! I can't wait for the dinner, I'm already laughing just thinking about the chaos 🤣🤣🤣
I am love you always 💚💚💚💚
Alec and David are clowns and I stand by that.
And yes Albert is very fishy indeed 😤
I hope you got some sleep, babygirl. See you with more chaos on Sunday. 💚
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