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Salvini ministro
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Ardagger - Frühstücksnews - Dienstag, 1.8.2023
Sehr geehrte Gemeindebürgerin! Sehr geehrter Gemeindebürger!
Gestern haben wir an Güterwegen in der Gemeinde mit Fugenvergussarbeiten begonnen. Vor allem an der Asphaltdecke älterer Wege entstehen immer wieder Risse. Da kann Wasser eindringen und das ist der Beginn von Frostaufbruch und weiteren Zerstörungen der Wegoberfläche. Mit der “Bitumenversiegelung” kann die Lebensdauer der Güterwege…
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#50km/h#Ausbildung Lehrer#B119#Bankette putzen#Dünnschichtdecke#Dünnschichtdeckenbelag#Der Weg ist das Ziel#Ein-/Ausfahrt Mittelschule#Erhaltung#Fugenverguss#Günther Haidbauer#Güterweg#Geschwindigkeitsbeschränkung#Ghana#Kulturkreis Stephanshart#Mittelschule#Pflug#Schild#Tennis#Tenniswoche#Weg#Wegeerhaltung
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#ts4#sims 4#st edits#st characters#michela#there’s a 50km/h wind here so#here it is. an edit since i cant get outta this madcage#hair is a wip (released versions will be different)#dress by elliesimple my beloved
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hi i wanna speak w whoever the fuck made literally all of my friends so hot and sexy and charming and good looking and love shaped and kissable
#i would do chores for them. even wash the dishes#they are all so attractive also sometimes when i see them i'm just like.#holy shit!!#i want to hug them and be the photographer friend who takes killer ass pics catching all the lighting and angles#it is SOOOOOO transphobic that most of them are not within a 5km radius. or even a 50km radius for that matter#i called m today fully intending to work but we just vented and complained and laughed so hard our stomachs hurt#we both needed that. we are both so similar in our experiences of depression but also so different in our circumstances and personalities#like our preferences and habits shape up to be diametrically opposite LMAO#but it was so. nice. soooo nice. to laugh with them. i haven't laughed like that in a while.#i haven't seen THEM laugh like that in a while.#good night m love u#s texted me rn sending pics of their very chaotic vacation#and is being uncharacteristically attentive instead of their usual goofiness#and they will vc the sunrise to me frm the hills back home#took a chance and texted h also and even though our convos off late are very scattered bcs we are both burnt out and mentally ill#they are always so warm#and make me feel warm#just in who they are#just w their presence
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bro i was already thinking about having to pay all the exam fees again because i was sooooo sure i had failed
after the exam is done, the examiner tells you the mistakes you made and he was telling me so many. i was like oh shit i didn't pass then? no way if i made that many mistakes lmao but i ""only"" had 5? brb crying
#he was like#you did a shit job at parking#you forgot to signal one time#you were on the wrong side of the road to turn left#you skipped a give way signal#you forget to put 1st gear after stopping#there was a 50km/h speed limit in the tunnel and you were too close to not making it#and i was just sitting there like. oh so i failed then okay cool#the only mistakes i had were stalling#the give way signal i completely ignored thank fuck there were no cars coming#not checking my mirrors enough#i forgot to use my turn singals once lol#and turning to the left from the right side of the road lmao#<- that one i thought i had fucked it up real bad bc another car who was positioned correctly had to let me through#but who caaaaares i passed im now gonna start my fines collection until i get my license revoqued :)
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this might be a silly question, but in bikejoring how much is the dog pulling and how much is the person biking? because i only know a little bit about sled dog racing and not really anything about any other sports where dogs pull 😅
The dog pulls as much as it can and the person bikes as much as they can. That's the ideal situation.
The bigger the dog, the it's faster and stronger it is so it can pull more and you'd have to bike less or you go extra fast.
Sometimes when we're going downhill my bike gets faster than Nefja can run which obviously eliminates her pulling.
Also she'll eventually run out of energy because she's a sprinter so she’ll pull less.
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maps are such a lie if the united states is down from canada i should be able to coast there on my bike. then i can take a bus back up and halve travel costs.
#willow's tea#adulting#they set the sensitivity on the speed trap at the bottom of some hills up to the point that it picks up bikes and skateboarders#so i know for a FACT that with a running start at the top of the hill i can make 50km/h by the time i get to the bottom#i could made full car speeds on infinate coast#making the rise about 7 hours just like driving#i know this is stupid but like imagine
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I was hit by a truck going 50km/h in front of an elementary school. The Wii bowling announcer voice announced it was a strike and the witnesses cheered and applauded the truck driver.
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Depuis le covid, au lieu d'avoir un rhume carabiné deux fois par an, j'ai droit à des angines monstrueuses qui assassinent mes amygdales.
#j'en ai marre des oreilles bouchées du mal de gorge et du nez bouché#si je descends les côtes en voiture au dessus de 50km/h j'entends plus rien
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High Torque Motors
Offering quick acceleration and power to tackle city
slopes with ease. Rated power is up to 1000W, deliver
max speed up to 50km/h & 47% hill grade climbing
ability. https://www.kingsong.com/portfolio-category/nseriesscooter
#escooter#scooter#scooters#High Torque Motors#Offering quick acceleration and power to tackle city#slopes with ease. Rated power is up to 1000W#deliver#max speed up to 50km/h & 47% hill grade climbing#ability. https://www.kingsong.com/portfolio-category/nseriesscooter
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Fiat Zicster Concept, 1996. Presented at the Geneva Motor Show, a prototype electric car with an aluminium spaceframe and composite panels to reduce weight to 850kg including all batteries. The car had a top speed of 100km/h and a range of 230km at a constant 50km/h.
#Fiat#Fiat Zicster#concept#prototype#EV#electric car#design study#lightweight#1996#Geneva Motor Show#1990s#aluminium spaceframe
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Biker!Jenna x Biker!Reader
Warnings: Nsfw under the second red line.
Info: n/n means nephew's name in the 3rd video
Ok hear me out.
Jenna in a full black and red gear on a red Yamaha r6 that had to be lowered by 2 inches in the front and back because otherwise, she couldn't fit on it. Hot.
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° You guys have matching bikes, helmets, and gears. (your bike had to be lowered, too) (unless you're taller)
° Mess with each other at red lights. Killswitch each other, kick each other, put your helmet visor up and down. You'll just mess with each other in every way.
° She's womanhandling you when you're her backpag, to the point where sometimes she put you in the front with her. Video
° Street racing at 2 am. In the middle of nowhere.
° Have her initial written with a red felt tip on your bike and helmet, and the same goes for her, but you wrote it in black.
° Have a joint playlist for rides that you listen to even when you're riding alone.
° You both love to scream every music that blaste in your ears. Video
° Kiss each other deeply before every ride. ykyk
° You do wheelies out of nowhere or pass between two trucks, which makes her heart skip a beat each time. She always screams at you for that. You just hug her, give her a helmet kiss, and apologize. Video
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° You bought Jenna's nephew a mini bike cause he kept asking you to give him rides around the block.
° She has a whole folder of videos and photos of you and her nephew riding around the block. In some of those videos, we can hear Jenna screaming at her nephew not to copy what you're doing. Video
° You'd be showing him the most dangerous trick like it's nothing because your stupid brain didn't actually think he'd try to copy you.
° You got yelled at a lot by Jenna because of that. And every time you're just like “I didn't think he'd copy me ! It's not my fault the kid's fearless !” and Jenna would be like “He's a kid ! He doesn't understand how dangerous it is to do a wheelie ! WITH ONE HAND !”
° You had to go up to him and explain to him that he's only allowed to ride carefully and that he can not do tricks. Yet.
° You're his favourite aunt, by the way.
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° Jenna is definitely the mom of your relationship. She has to make sure you're not going a 100km/h on a 50km/h.
° Had to get you out of trouble multiple times, she's always like “It's like you're a magnet for trouble/danger.”
° Jenna seems like the responsible one, but her dirty mind is tempted to take control over her.
° You'd turn your head to see if Jenna is still behind you, and that's when you saw your girlfriend pretending to jerk off her inexistence dick. Throwing her head back and everything. Or if she's waiting for you in the garage when you'll come in, you see her humping your bike. Video
NSFW:
° One night, you kept teasing her, saying how you wouldn't mind riding both--her and her bike, aaaand she took your word. You ended up riding her strap while she was on her bike.
° She praised you the entire time: “That's it, ride my dick babygirl.”
“You're such a good girl.”
“Keep going, love.”
“You're doing so good, fuck..”
“Look so good riding me, my love.”
° She maybe degraded you a bit too- oop: “You want more ? Yeah ? What a slut.”
“Aw is it too much for my baby ? You ask for it just take it, slut.”
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Hope y'all like it. Love ya <33
#jenna marie ortega#jenna ortega#jenna ortega x fem!reader#jenna ortega x reader#oneshot#jenna ortega imagine#biker!jennaortega#Spotify#jybyls' writing
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Ride 765: Speed & battle!!
Pag 1
1: They passed the narrow and short mountainous region and entered the wider
3: straight road
4: A road with two lanes on each side, mokkosu*!!
(* “mokkosu” refers to “Higo Mokkosu”, a term that expresses the stubborn and fierce temperament of Kumamoto people)
5: Check mate
6: Gallop!!
Pag 2
1: Ah!!
2: Teh!!
3: Cyclists are coming up from both sides
The tension has suddenly gone up, teh!!
4: Hahaha look, newbie!!
Kaburagi-san!!
Pag 3
1: Since we entered the wider road, even the referee ahead of us has raised their speed
Ah!!
3: It's starting!!
7: The hot-blooded sprinters'-
8: Ah-
9: The referee's plate ha switched from red....
10: To green!!
Pag 4
1: banquet of speed!!
2: The Inter High is starting!!
Pag 5
1: This is the real start!!
Pag 6
1: Mokkosu!!
Mokkosu!!
Mokkosu!!
2: Higo mokkosu!!
Higo's Super Express, Kumamoto Daichi!!
3: Gallop!!
The gallop is a racehorse's fastest way of running!!
Pag 7
1: I'm known as “Nagoya's Thoroughbred*”
The man with legs as beautiful as those of an horse, Shuho** Komaho!!
(*NdT.: the kanji mean “racehorse” but the reading says thoroughbred
** the name means gallop)
2: Up until now, us Hiroshima Kureminami have been made fun of for being slow starter
But, sorry
3: In being hot-blooded we can't lose!!
Let's go, offense is the greatest defense!!
Yes, Higashimura-san!!
Yeah!!
Pag 8
1: It's a fast attack!!
Pedal at full throttle!!
They're all jumping ahead one by one
They're accelerating!!
Pag 9
1: So fast!
2: They're so close!
3: Their top speed is more than 50km/h
50km/h!? What are they, a car...!? You can reach such a speed with a bicycle!?
4: They're moving with the wind!! They're swinging their whole body to accelerate!!
It's a desperate max speed battle!!
Pag 10
1: Waaaaaa I wanna jump ahead...!!
2: Even though I'm not a sprinter!! Even though I'm supposed to be an all-rounder, I see them accelerate and I'm itching to chase them...!!
Huh!?
3: Why do you think that is? Newbie
Huh!? Well... that's...
You're asking me!? Teh!?
4: Isn't that because Kaburagi-san is basically sprinter, though!?
Kabu- ba- sp- th
5: Kabu, eh? Yes I understand
What do you even understand!?
Pag 11
1: He's just growing freely
Honestly, he's totally a sprinter, but until he realizes it himself we just let him be
He doesn't know it himself, teh!?
Ohh!?
You’re trying to say “because Kaburagi-san jumps forward with a bang”, right?
Ah, but then there’s still that “th” part left over
2: It's like pasturage!!
Ohh!!
3: Grazing and wandering around as he pleases
4: You’re saying “that’s a waste”, right?
Ah, but– dammit–
5: But once he shows his fighting spirit
7: Somehow....
My body's cells are telling me to “go”....
Pag 12
1: He'll never stop!!
2: Imaizumi-san, is it okay if I go, after all?
3: Can't be helped, but don't just go
4: Kaburagi-san's pressure is rising more and more!!
Waa
Waa
Pag 13
1: Make sure to get the colored bib!!
Got it!!
Pag 14
1: Hooooooo
2: The pressure is overwhelming!!
3: Kaburagi-san is
4: going to pedal at full throttle!!
Ogh!!
Pag 15
1: He jumped ahead!!
2: He's so fast, teh!!
Sohoku's second year, Kaburagi, jumped ahead
He's the one who jumped ahead last year too! Dammit, stop him
4: He raised his hand!?
5: Is it some kind if signal!?
Pag 16
1: Come, Danchiku!!
2: Da....
3: But wasn't Danchiku-san still in the back.....
Pag 17
1: Yes!! Issa!!
Pag 18
3: Danchiku-san accelerated and caught up in an instant!!
4: Hahaha the sprinters are already gone
Let's chase them and snatch the sprint line ahead of us!!
Pag 19
1: It's finally here!! The day we can go wild here at the Inter High!!
Yeah!!
2: They're perfectly synchronized....
3: That's Team SS!!
Pag 20
2: “Orange” and “Chicken” jumped ahead
Buah, seriously?
3: Oi, Manami.... I can't stop this itch!! Can I shoot them down a little?
Ahh.... didn't you say you were going to yield up the “first sprint”?
(Biggest of thanks to @monkeyingaround for helping me out with this chapter <33)
#yowamushi pedal#yowamushi pedal translations#yowapeda#yowapeda manga#yowamushi pedal manga#yowamushi pedal spoilers#ride 765#it's officially starteeeeeed#kabu you absolute idiot adhasjdgsdfgs#nothing ever will be funnier than imaizumi comparing dealing with kabu to pasturage#hes so right for that asdhgksadgasf
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There was an anti-SOGI convoy from Chilliwack to Vancouver yesterday by the local anti-LGBTQIA2S hate brigade, and normally I'd be pissed off for the next week, but I'm currently running on a cloud of pure Schadenfreude.
You see, one of the absolute geniuses involved decided to bring his big, expensive tractor as a pace vehicle (not legal on hwy 1)...
And then, instead of pulling over, dude decides to go all Tilldozer on the highway patrol in Surrey:
So, after driving to the next exit (2km past the spot in video one, at a max speed of 50km/h) and driving onto the OTHER highway, buddy decides to head back to the freeway, bouncing off of the cop cars the whole while...
...except, he hit the edge of the median while attempting to push his way in front of the cop car onto the freeway and basically fuckin' PITT'ed himself.
He lived, word is he broke his back, but frankly that's getting away light if you watch the full footage of the roll-over
Meanwhile, the local groups/servers I'm in are like:
(here's the cop car he was bouncing off of by the way- one of the videos floating around from other drivers specifically mentioned the door coming open after one of the hits)
Oh, and he fucking bragged about it on FB from a couple of cities earlier and named his farm. You know, the farm that's now down a $250k+ tractor because of his stunt.
And the absolute cherry on top?
These are the same people who just started collecting signatures to recall the BC Education Minister in order to intimidate the province into removing queer-inclusive books from the library. They need to collect signatures from 40% of the riding she was elected in to succeed.
So, guess what city they need to collect those signatures in?
Anyways, nvr4get the Great Surrey Tractor Chase of '23 😉
#queer#sogi123#canpoli#video#autoplay#accident photo#the great surrey tractor chase of '23#lgbtqia#schadenfreude
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1st time i get stopped by the cops, 1st time i get a fine 👍
#i was going 75km/h on a 50km/h zone#aaAAAAAAAAAHHHH#they're literally stopping everyone and making BANK
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I just love their dynamic so much. They're both such little shits.
This has strong "I had to let my roommate drive me to my boyfriend" vibes. And Kenjaku is for sure the type to drive 20 in a 50km/h zone out of spite.
#jjk spoilers#jjk 215#Uraume Sukuna and Kenjaku in one room would create unseen levels of bitchiness
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