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i love knowing basic css
#skull css saga#1k#2k#3k#this is well on its way to becoming my most popular holy shit??#4k#my most popular#5k#6k#holy fuck#6.969k haha#you all have my express permission to not percieve this post#9.99k help#10k#10 FUCKING THOUSAND WHAT#15k#hall of fame#skull curse sillyboy#gnomeantics original 🌟
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oh my god do not click links in emails that tell you to verify your data or your bank account gets locked or click links in messages telling you your safety protocol is ending, like, tomorrow, you will get SCAMMED SO BAD AND YOU WILL LOSE A LOT OF FUCKING MONEY never ever let anyone pressure you into giving away login information especially to your online banking by creating a sense of urgency oh my GOD
some things to look out for
1. spelling mistakes. do you know how many rounds of marketing and sales experts these things go through? if theres a spelling mistake dont click it
2. not using your name. if an email adresses you with "dear customer" or, even worse, a generic "ladies and gentlemen", it is most likely not actually targeted to you
3. verifying or login links. even IF your bank was stupid enough to send these to customers, dont EVER click those. look at me. they can legally argue that youve given your data away and thus they dont have to pay you anything back DONT CLICK THAT FUCKING LINK
4. creating a sense of urgency. do this or we lock your account next week. do this or your ebanking stops working tomorrow. give us all your money in cash or your beloved granddaughter will get HANGED FOR MURDERING BABIES. no serious organisation would ever do something like that over email or sms. ever. hands off.
5. ALWAYS CHECK WHO SENT YOU THE EMAIL. the display name and the email adress can vary a LOT. anyone can check the display name. look at the email adress. does it look weird? call the fucking place it says its from. you will likely hear a very weary sigh.
6. if its in a phonecall, scammers love preventing you from hanging up or talking to other people to have a little bit of a think about whats happening. there should always be a possibility to go hey i wanna think about this ill call back the official number thanks.
7. do not, i repeat, do NOT a) call a phone number flashing on your screen promising to rid your computer of viruses after clicking a dodgy link and b) let them install shit on your computer like. uh. idk. teamviewer.
7.i. TEAM VIEWER LETS PEOPLE USE YOUR COMPUTER HOWEVER THEY WANT AS LONG AS THEYRE CONNECTED. IF YOU DONT KNOW FOR FUCKING SURE YOURE TALKING TO ACTUAL TECH SUPPORT DONT GIVE ANYONE ACCESS TO YOUR COMPUTER.
fun little addendum: did you know a link can just automatically download shit? like. a virus? an app you can't uninstall unless you reset your entire device? dont click links unless youre extremely sure you know where they lead. hover your mouse over it and check the url.
thanks.
#inspired by a customer who had 10 THOUSAND euros stolen bc they clicked a dodgy link and then entered their info#'oh i was so stressed in the moment' thats what theyre counting on PLEASE dont do this you will lose so much money#sometimes money you dont even have#do you know how much overdraft your bank account comes with?#sometimes the answer is 15k fucking euros
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it was literally their moment and they just let us watch
(if you need me i'll be marinating in this for the foreseeable future)
#magneto#rogue#rogneto#rogueneto#IT WAS SO DIFFICULT TO PICK ONLY 10 IMAGES. SOSOSOSO DIFFICULT. EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS SCENE WAS FUCKING SUBLIME.#thank you to the person who pointed out the bg music is ace of base 'happy nation' ;wwwwwww; SUCH A GOOD SONG FOR THIS#okay but for real never have i had a stronger 'GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME' moment#magneto can we all form a queue to dance with you romantically in the air while an audience watches.............#their body language. their HANDS. OLD MAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR TONGUE BY HER NECK#no word of a lie ive probably watched this scene 200 times today. new comfort media. inject it directly into my veins.#my husband laughing at me as i rewind and play over and over again from the other side of the room#my fave fave FAAAAVE part of this animation is the lil pan they do#the one between mags and rogue and the lyric 'where the people understand and dream of perfect man'#THERE IS SOMETHING SO SOFT AND ROMANTIC AND ADORING ABOUT IT#disintegrates like a sopping wet piece of bread. thank you animators who worked on this scene#i feel like i am burning with the excitement of a thousand suns over this#xmen 97#leigh's magneto hours
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No…
They move Larry.
They TOUCH Larry!
They handle him!
Move him.
Like the common CHEESE!!!!
Oh….
Oh no….
No no no!
No!
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This CANNOT be borne!
This AGGRESSION will NOT stand!
There is no greater punishment. Only one thing will do.
Jail.
Oh yes! JAIL!!!
Jail for Downing Street staff!
Jail for Downing Street staff for ten THOUSAND years!!!!
Reblog the shit out of this.
Justice for Larry!
He will be avenged.
For all of us.
For the universe itself.
Okay seriously what am I on about?
They just move him like he’s a fucking doorstop!
Like the common cheese!
That’s just RUDE!
#personal stuff#dougie rambles#what#my poor attempt at a joke#this sounded funnier in my head#political crap#uk politics#downing street#cat#larry the cat#Larry#miette#no context#jail for a thousand years#fuck tories#fuck brexit#cats#everything is in the news today#mouser#10 downing street#please reblog this#somebody reblog this#reblog this#disgraceful#bullshit#despicable#british politics#a thousand terrible things#anger and violence#the big lebowski
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yeehaw just wrote over 3k and i can't publish Any of it without miles of fantasy au context
#technically its a full scene and a half#brain: hey what if a solid thousand words was just silly puppets having breakfast#and then i said 'damn youre so right' and yeah. silly puppets having breakfast and arguing over ale vs mead#i love writing from barnaby's pov. im so unfunny that its ruining his reputation#i go There Could Be A Joke Here#but head Empty so there isn't one. i continue on. rinse and repeat#anyway big scene of barnaby and wally bonding#as i was writing i was honestly like 'the wallaby enjoyers would have a field day with this'#am i one of them? no. however i know my 'qp barnaby and wally' belief bleeds into my writing#so yk. its easily read either way.#of course i immediately counteract it by sprinkling in a laughingstock crumb or two but yk yk#fantasy au is so fun to chew on... everyone gets to say Fuck and threaten genuine violence...#absolutely unprompted#speaking of writing im actually going to Attempt nanowrimo this year#im gonna try to belt out the roughest rough draft of a standalone book idea#i still need to finish the outline but! im sure i can do that in 10 days!#but anyway ive been having so many fantasy au feelings lately idk why#i think i need to rewatch lotr! extended editions of course im not an animal.#well i am. but - yeah whatever yall get it#im craving that sweet sweet high fantasy & worldbuilding & high quality cinema
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i like drawing beautiful people so ill probably make the witch king hot ngl
#ya know how aizen from bleach is like 10 five hottest guys in the whole manga#half of me wants to make him hot and cool and the other part of me wants it to be like his magic made him all fucked up visually#i havent even tried to design him because i havent decided what to do yet#did his body decay some degree over thousands of years through the seal and hes like a horrid corpse of a thing?#did he not age at all and the seal suspended him in time?#i dont know#BIG BRAIN MOVE WOULD BE TO MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE THE FAMILIARS SOLID BLACK WITH NO EYES
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if graham thought the used to be a man thing was just joking and like 5 minutes earlier she said she used to live in the outback for 123 years, he also definitely doesnt have ANY idea how old she is does he
#oh the fun they'll have in support group trying to figure out the doctor's age#graham sitting there just staring for the first 10 minutes like 'oh IMMORTAL immortal. like immortal? like. okay. uh huh. thats. okay.'#thats gotta rewrite like at least half your idea of a person right#im not convinced he or ryan really have an idea of what regeneration means#i think yaz a little more#but not like. really#and yaz was also so taken aback meeting ace and tegan like#other companions get that 'oh youve had lots of people like me' usually kinda early on#get their little jealousy moment#but they NEVER had that#like meeting all these old companions first already must be a bit of a........like rearrangement in your brain#like 'oh but if youre me. and you did this 40 YEARS ago. then uhhhh. the doctor is older than she looks'#and then someone drops a 'yeah when i knew them they said they were 700' and youre OH. OKAY.#like you thought you were travelling with just sort of a weird fucked up guy but then it turns out it's a weird fucked up guy#who has been doing this for longer than your country exists#12 voice: im old enough to be your messiah#fgkjghjkgh#like thats your bud! dfgkjhgjk thats just your fucked up little pal who cant drive what do you mEAN TWO THOUSAND#two THOUSAND years and you still drive THIS badly???#i hope clara comes to the support group some time#she could blow at least the fam's minds a little i think#she knew the last one!#she can provide CONTEXT#between missy and 12 she can provide some GREAT context#also bill i think bill + yaz would be FUN#like hoo boy#bill can fill them in on the master too#feel like missy definitely gets wind of it 'ive been up and down your timeline' and drops by. a couple of times#trying to pass herself off as a companion#doesnt work for super long mostly bc shes just there to Cause Problems On Purpose but it does work for a Bit
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just another day wasting away in margaritaville trying to figure out how the actual fuck the Grand Army of the Republic is organized. send assistance i am shaking sobbing crying in a corner
#no like. does anybody understand it please help me#i get how it’s divided#i even made an entire flow chart#but it’s the numbering i’m confused with cause none of it makes any fucking SENSE#and i don’t know know if i just don’t know how military battalions are numbered but this makes less than 0 sense even if i did know#because like. ok so for example: the 327th star corps is in the 2nd systems army. but how is that possible? why are they called the 327th?#because there are 10 systems armies; each with 2 sector armies; each with 4 corps#and if i know math (which i occasionally do) that means there are 80 corps in the entire GAR (4 for each of the 20 sector armies)#so then HOW#is there a corps in the 300s#and that’s not even the worst example#okay so we all know the 212th? our most beloved attack battalion of gold babes?#they’re in the 3rd systems army which means they should have the 5th and 6th sector armies (1st system army has 1+2 2nd systems has 3+4 etc#but then they have the 7th sky corps. and if there are 8 corps per systems army and they’re in the THIRD systems army#how do they have the 7th corps? and how are they only the 212th battalion? cause there’s 512 battalions in the first systems army ALONE!#so either it’s straight up wrong and their battalion number should be more like 1212 (in the thousands!)#or each sector/sustems army has their own numbering of battalionsthat goes from 1-512; and same for their corps?#so it would be like ‘we’re the 404th battalion of the 6th corps of the 4th systems army’?#but then that still contradicts the existence of actual corps like the 91st mobile recon corps and the 41st elite corps!#so are there two different systems of numbering it? do corps and legions and battalions all number and name their divisions differently?#i wrote so much i ran out of tags but serious am i just dumb or am i right and none of this makes sense#i spent literally 2 hours getting distracted by this conundrum today#after spending 4 hours last night understanding how the army is divided cause i was curious about what the numbering meant#LITTLE DID I KNOW I MEANT NEXT TO FUCKING NOTHING#this is what happens when i get bored smh#if anybody understands military structure and im legit just missing something PLEASE tell me i am so curious#star wars#the clone wars#andis thought geyser
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PLEASE tell me the two fish story
i would love nothing more than to do that. I will not be putting a readmore on this because I want my followers to suffer.
Okay SO. There is a middle-aged businessman. He is wealthy, he's married with a lovely wife and two kids, he's got a stable job at his business company, and he's overall satisfied. But he's not happy. He doesn't experience the high highs and low lows of life anymore. He needs to find meaning. He's heard tales of an old wise man on top of a mountain who dispenses wisdom, and he is confident that if he travels up the mountain and finds this old man, he will be given life-changing advice that will help him find a meaning for his existence.
He begins to train for this arduous mountain hike. He starts with small hills. He climbs up the hill and down the hill. He soon graduates to large hills. He climbs up the hill and down the hill. Eventually, he tackles the local mountains. He climbs up the mountains and down the mountains. He's starting to get in shape. He's got calf muscles now, and knows how to survive on a mountain and how to carry a tent and a backpack. Finally, after a year of training, climbing up hills and down hills and up mountains and down mountains, he's ready. He packs up his belongings, putting only a few changes of clothing into a hiking backpack along with his tent, and he kisses his wife and children goodbye, and he embarks to the mountain where the wise old man lives.
He boards his plane and flies across the world to the mountain where the wise old man lives. It's a rocky flight, and despite all his training climbing mountains he's not very good with airsickness. He spends the entire 26 hour flight holding a barf bag and making the people sitting next to him uncomfortable. Every time he starts to regret his decision, he looks at his hiking backpack (it was his carry-on, it's under his seat), and thinks of the peace and joy he's going to find once he's acquired wisdom from the old man on the mountain. Eventually, 26 hours later, the plane lands, and he shakily wobbles off the tarmac onto solid ground. He spends the night in a nearby hotel, getting ready to set off on his big adventure the next morning.
The next morning arrives, and he packs up his trusty hiking backpack and sets off. He meets up with a group of fellow hikers at the bottom of the mountain, but most of them are just going to base camp. He's the only hiker who's aiming to get to the top of the mountain and hear wisdom from the old guy. Everyone else is just there for scenery. The group begins their hike. It's a hard hike. As much as our businessman thought he was prepared after a year of climbing, this mountain is much harder than any of his local mountains. He's tripping over rocks and sliding on ice and stepping in mud and falling in lakes. He's tired and dirty and starts to wish he hadn't come. But he looks at his hiking backpack, and it reminds him of the family he left behind and the wisdom he's seeking, and he knows he has to carry on.
The hiking group arrives at base camp. Everyone sets up their tents for the night, and the rest of the hiking group prepares to enjoy a nice stay at base camp. The businessman, however, knows that he won't be here for long. He's got to prepare for the long trek ahead of him. He unpacks his tent, pulls out his sleeping back, rests his head on his hiking backpack, and goes to bed, ready for tomorrow's hike and the wisdom that is forthcoming.
The next morning he wakes up, packs up his tent and sleeping bag, and waves goodbye to the rest of the hiking group. He's going to continue up the mountain and get to meet the wise man on top of the mountain, no matter what happens. He has to complete this journey. With his beloved hiking backpack slung over his shoulders, he continues up the mountain.
Yesterday's hike was the hardest hike he'd every done. But today's was twelve times harder. Without his hiking companions to cheer him on, he feels empty and hopeless. His legs go numb. He's stumbling over each rock in front of him, tired and empty. He's barely able to keep going. At one point, he ends up crawling on his hands and knees because his feet are so exhausted. But every time he thinks about giving up or taking a break, he feels the straps of his hiking backpack digging into his shoulders, and they remind him of his goal and the wisdom he is searching.
After twelve hours of the hardest hiking he's ever done in his life (disclaimer: do not try this at home i think it would kill you. businessman is a fictional character with stamina far beyond yours or mine), the businessman finally reaches the top of the mountain. At the very peak, he sees the wise old man he's been searching for all this time. He cries out, a cry of success and triumph. Finally! Finally! His quest will pay off! He will gain wisdom! He will learn how to bring joy and meaning back into his life!
The old wise man sees him struggling up the mountain summit and rushes over to give him a hand. The old man helps the businessman stumble to a nearby rock, and goes to prepare him a warm drink of hot chocolate as his reward for climbing such a difficult mountain. The businessman relaxes onto the rock and places his hiking backpack behind him. When the old man returns with the hot chocolate, he asks the businessman what he is searching for.
"Oh, old wise man of the mountain! It is you that I am searching for, you and your wisdom. My life has all the hallmarks of happiness. I am wealthy and well-employed and loved by my wife and children. Yet I am dissatisfied. I cannot find meaning in my life anymore. I haven't felt true joy in years. Oh wise man, please tell me how I can learn to find meaning. I've trained for a year to make this climb, and I already feel wiser for being in your presence."
The old wise man nods, and sinks into deep contemplation. He sits on a rock for ten minutes in silence, clearly thinking deeply. Eventually, he coughs once and begins to speak.
"Sir. I commend you for your journey and the effort you expended to reach me. Truly, you have shown a strong spirit and a great will. Unfortunately, I retired from the wisdom-giving sector years ago. Now I sell essential oils as a way to clear your mind and better your health. Can I interest you in a purchase of 100 essential oils to sell and distribute to your friends and family?"
The businessman is in shock. He can hardly believe what he just heard! After all his training and all his suffering and all his hope, he was to be thwarted by a multi-level marketing scheme pitch that he could have heard from his next-door neighbor back in his hometown. At this realization, grief overwhelms him and he begins to sob. He knows he can't stay a moment longer at the top of this forsaken mountain with this old man who won't give him wisdom. He jumps off of the rock, and, sobbing wildly, starts to run down the mountain. In his haste to escape, he leaves his dear hiking backpack behind.
After an hour or so of running wildly down the mountain, the man slows, and realizes how hopeless and dejected he is. No wisdom! No life-changing advice! And eventually, he looks around and feels a lack of weight on his shoulders. No hiking backpack!!! By this point, the businessman can't even cry anymore. He just sinks into the dirt, hopeless, dejected, rejected, empty hearted. As he stares at the ground, empty and pitiful, his eyes land on a small lake in the distance, a little further down the mountain.
As he gazes at the lake, he sees something moving within it. No, two somethings. He stares a little while longer, trying to figure out what it is. His focus on this moving dots begins to lift his depression, and he feels invigorated to find out what they are. With this motivation in mind, he picks himself up and slowly stumbles closer to the lake. As he gets closer, he realizes what the two dots are. There are two fish, and the first fish is swimming faster than the second. As they swim along, the first fish isn't looking where it's going, and it slams directly into a wall. The second fish says "dam".
#im not sorry#i hope you can forgive me but also you knew what you were getting into when you asked me to tell this story#now go forth and tell it to others. it's your sacred mission.#important part of telling this story: the preamble can be whatever the FUCK you want it to be#it doesn't have to be a man climbing a mountain#ive heard a thousand different preambles#it can be whatever#as long as eventually you end up with someone looking at a pool of water and seeing two fish#i usually tell this story as a camp counselor when i have three hours to kill cause we're hiking or something#the first time i heard this story was as a camper from my camp counselor and i was SO ANGRY#should i blaze this? this post might be worth blazing#i would absolutely drop $10 on forcing other tumblr users to read this
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Okay, I sat at my desk thinking I'd write, but instead I'm so tired (distinct from being sleepy. I'm usually tired. I'm almost never sleepy) that sitting at my desk hurts and I can't focus worth shit.
I'm beginning to understand how I can write doorstop-size novel(s?) from my phone actually...horizontal is a great position in general.
#I went out and Socialized today#and then came home and made dinner AND chogled chib coogies (nobody can stop me from saying it like that)#(but it's chocolate chip cookies. just for the record)#and this was starting from about 4/10 fatigue and 6/10 pain#so I fully knew what I was getting into. like. I'm not surprised in the least here.#the thing about having autonomy is that you're allowed to make decisions that are bad because the tradeoff is acceptable anyway#sometimes you do in fact decide to push yourself bc what are you gonna do? nothing?#I've been trying to hang out with a friend for like 3+ weeks and I'm not going to get less tired for at least a month so.#that's just how it works!#anyway I want a coogie and to go lie down now and perhaps write a few (thousand?) words#and THEN what I want. is for Magpie to not YELL ME THE FUCK AWAKE through the bedroom door at like 8am#I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this
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"the housing market is crashing" "YES PLEASE I CANT WAIT TO BUY A SUPER AFFORDABLE AND CHEAP HOUSE" none of you are going to be able to buy a house when the market crashes. you've all got to give up this dream :/ you're gonna be so fucking disappointed when another recession hits and you're actually just poorer and less able to afford housing than before
#i need you all to understand that when you are praying for a massive housing market crash#what you are praying for is people‚ especially poor people and people of color‚ becoming homeless ❤️#the reason housing prices fell in 2008 is because THOUSANDS OF POOR PEOPLE WHO WERE THE VICTIMS OF SHADY LENDING PRACTICES#HAD THEIR HOUSES FORECLOSED ON OFTEN ILLEGALLY AND BECAME HOMELESS AS A RESULT#i am fucking BEGGING you guys to learn ANYTHING AT ALL about the fucking economy oh my god#this isnt just rich people shit. especially when youre calling for thousands of people to lose their homes. stop. oh my fucking god.#many of you may remember that houses were extremely cheap in 2008 and that was because no one was buying them!#because‚ and this may come as a shock to those of you who dont understand how money works‚ the economy affects EVERYONE#it was NOT just rich stock brokers who lost everything lmfao. its like yall forgot about the extremely high unemployment#and skyrocketing fucking suicide rates! like! average people were not suddenly buying up property lmfao! they were getting laid off!#btw if youre wondering why this makes me so mad its bc i became homeless for almost a full year at age 10 due to the 2008 market crash :)#so i personally dont really think its funny to joke about how great its gonna be when a bunch more kids are left without homes
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ducks in the forbidden west
bird experts correct me, but I think this is a cinnamon teal duck? i'd never heard about them until i was trying to figure out what duck i was looking at for this post - they're quite beautiful!
#horizon forbidden west#hfw#hfw duck#hfw wildlife#hfw birds#hfw little details#i've been glacially slowly working on Organizing my stupid captures folder#and do you know how many shots are in in right now (after i've already gotten rid of/moved several hundred)#over 11‚000#eleven THOUSAND#oh my god why#what the fuck past me#i mean i know why#often i take 4-10 different shots of the same setup#with different light or sometimes a filter#and usually end up only looking at one or two once i get them on a computer screen#and then just leave them in the folder like a dumbass#and there are ones that are automatic trophy screencaps and spots on the map and other things that aren't actual interesting pictures#but fuck#hlep
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Okay I'm only halfway through but if you want to lose your goddamn mind about the state of the planet (more than you probably already have) please read Fire Weather by John Vaillant because oh my god.
#for the record id drafted this like a third of the way through#and was like 'hmm maybe i should wait to finish it before i post it.'#but jesus fuck#also if you grew up somewhere with wildfires as a regular occurrence you will be screaming during the entire account#I've said 'jesus fucking christ' aloud at least four times because holy hell#screeching at people seven years and three thousand miles removed is like. god.#anyway truly chilling book thus far which was exactly what i wanted it to be so 10/10#megs is reading
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man there is really no way out of poverty huh. like for real.
#no matter how much money i save up over years and years it literally won't ever be enough#i'm just never gonna get anything i want done like top surgery and i have to accept that. at the bare minimum it's gonna take over a decade#i have over 10 thousand dollars worth of dental work that needs to be done now#which would have been completely free if my parents just took me as a teen. free. but they didn't because they're abusive fuckwads#so now i gotta foot the bill. i'll never forgive them for a lot of things and that's one of the biggest things lol.#it's gonna cost several thousand dollars just to get me out of here back into a city too not even including finding a place and paying bond#everything i've saved up for literal years now is literally nothing compared to the bare minimum to potentially stop being fucking homeless#i've lost all the weight i gained from being able to feed myself bc i'm back with my parents with even less access to food than last time#so i'm just like... chronically malnourished and fainting all the time again. it really feels like the past few years were for nothing#i wish i had a bed. i haven't had a bed for well over a year now.#it's so fucking expensive to be homeless and for what. i was able to take a shower for the first time in two weeks today#taking a shower costs $30 for me. i'm so tired man.#delete later
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on one hand.... i fucking had to work from home 3 days in a row cause of a terrible allergic reaction rash + an infected blister together turned my ankle into an angry beast
on the other hand..... i got more fucking work done than i would in the office
and played guitar a lot cause.....instead of lunch, guitar hour, then eat while working
so... lemme wfh 3x a week instead of 2 lol
#personal#kinda ruined my exercise schedule cause i literally COULD NOT STAND ON MY FOOT BY ITSELF#because my skin was so fucking swollen that it would hurt so bad lmao?????? WHAT THE FUCK#thousands of years of evolution vs...some germies and a mean adhesive :/#(also grr i need to tell my allergist about this but i dont wanna be on more meds -_-)#((BUT i will NOT make a fool of myself when i hold skyler in....nearly exactly one month#also omg i wonder??????? like can i play dojoonies like acoustic? i know skylar is more expensive than his taylors#but like dojoon's taylors are more fragile and woosung's just been givign everyone ''hey u wanna play skylar'' with vvvip stage tour#im gonna IMPLODE i'm just saying i'm never ever ever ever ever going to shut up about this#like i'm never ever ever going to SHUT UP about it....... everyone around me is gonna hear me randomly say#like ''omg i played my mans guitar'' but omg like i do have to give a disclaimer like.... i played guitar when i was 6 - 10#and then got assigned clarinet and it's my baby now....... srry... im a woodwind girlie mainly... like#i can't be BAD at an instrument in front of them it breaks my whole sense of self#but i'm gonna like HAVE to tell them like ''im a CLARINETIST i've played clarinet professionally a couple times im not bad at music#these r just not /my/ instruments im a w o o d w i n d girl i play the spit tubes'')
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HE TOLD US HE'D BE BACK!! YOU CAN'T BURY THE LEFT WING IN THIS COUNTRY
#you guys brazil's history in the last 10 or so years have been so fucking insane#what started as a general discontentment over a rise in the public transport fare prices somehow turned into#an unprecedented reactionary extremist right-wing wave that only got worse and worse through the years#our first and only woman president suffered a literal coup and in the 2 years we were governed by the mild right#a politician who did nothing - and i do not say this lightly - literally NOTHING in like 20 years as a deputy gained so much popularity and#social media attention using nothing but hate speech fake news and the instrumentalization of the Christian faith and masses#somehow won over the public opinion - thru dishonesty n prejudice that's how - and was elected president. that's bols*naro#his mandate was marked by lies prejudice incompetence and negligence. thousands of ppl were literally dying in brazil everyday bc of covid#and u know what he did? mocked them. said he wasn't an undertaker so it wasn't his problem. mocked ppl's difficulty to breathe. caused a#animosity in the population against SCIENCE and health organizations. schemed to overprice when buying vaccines when companies were willing#to give them to us literally for free so the government could cash in. not to mention he dismantled federal operations against crime just#bc they were the left-wing govt's legacy he messed with the legitimacy of the federal police when it went after his sons he created a#scheme to divert public money into politician's pockets instead of employing the resources in u know. the public collective well-being#his govt created a law to protect said politicians and hide the money for 100 FUCKING YEARS from public records#the lost money already amounts to over 65 billion reais. that's roughly 12 billion dollars in taxpayers money. all lost#and he and his supporters have the NERVE to say he's an honest man. that he's a Christian. that he represents goodness.#when he did nothing but spew lies and prejudice and kill us and fuck us over the past 4 years.#his government is the definition of fear politics and necropolitics. it's a stain in the fabric of our country's history. it's never been#anything but a threat to our democracy. our senate n house of deputies r filled with bigoted extremist right-wingers now. but we have hope#now we can have hope! lula has been dishonest and corrupt in the past. he should pay for what he's done like almost every single high#ranking politician in this country should. but not like it was done! after they staged a coup against his ally they unjustly arrested and#convicted him SPECIFICALLY so he couldn't run for president. they KNEW our country would choose him. if he was free bols*naro would've#NEVER won. he's wrong and corrupt and now a convicted criminal turned free man but he represents our country and our democracy!#he's always been our only hope! he's not the right choice but the only choice. and that's how now we have - for the 1st time in history#- not only a president serving a historical THIRD mandate but a president who was arrested and freed between mandates#which is. fucking insane if u ask me#also blsnr is the first president ever in the history of brazil to not be able to be reelected lmfao fucking loser#what's also historical is our divide. lula won by 1.8% can u IMAGINE how split the public opinion is rn#but we won! and we're free of this vermin and on our way to rebuild our country. and i couldn't be happier or feel lighter#and not to mention they tried to stage another covert coup literally during the voting process today 😶🌫️ but anyways
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