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condenadoshqs · 1 year

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* ST. MARY MAGDALENE HA ABIERTO UN NUEVO EXPEDIENTE.

los directivos analizan datos de lorenzo 'enzo' gallagher para recibirle en su primer año de curso. se encuentra estudiando ingeniería industrial en st. philip of agira y ha sido asignade a la mansión ocho. todos los datos parecen ser correctos en lo que estampan sello para declararlo como procesado. sin embargo, días después expediente desaparece y en su lugar dentro del archivo, una hoja con la firma de una sociedad secreta queda como demostración de lo que fue robado. ¿ganar o perder? todavía nadie lo sabe.

AGATHA, bienvenide al universo de condenados. ¡nos encanta tenerte entre nosotres! esperamos que tu estadía en el grupal sea larga y que disfrutes de cada cosa que esta maravillosa historia tiene para ofrecer. esperamos la cuenta de tu personaje en las próximas 24 horas.

FUERA DE PERSONAJE.

NOMBRE: agatha.

PRONOMBRES: femeninos.

EDAD: +21.

PAÍS / ZONA HORARIA: méxico.

TRIGGERS: incesto, non-con, maltrato animal.

¿ACEPTAS QUE TU PERSONAJE RECIBA CUALQUIER TIPO DE INTERVENCIONES? ofc bbs! 💖

¿ALGO QUE AGREGAR? gracias por traer de regreso condenados.

DENTRO DEL PERSONAJE.

NOMBRE COMPLETO: lorenzo ‘enzo’ gallagher.

FACECLAIM: milo manheim.

PRONOMBRES: masculinos.

EDAD: veintidós años.

FECHA DE CUMPLEAÑOS: 15 de mayo.

LUGAR DE PROVENIENCIA: austin, texas.

DESCRIPCIÓN PSICOLÓGICA: fácil de tratar, quizás la persona más amable que podrías llegar a conocer y es que familia le inculcó que lo mejor que puedes hacer es tratar a todos con amabilidad, independientemente de si lo merecen o no. soñador y en ocasiones con la cabeza en las nubes, no tiene mucha maldad, lo único que quiere es existir y ya. inteligente y con conocimientos en cosas que nadie esperaría. bromista, siempre soltando algún chiste aunque no lo intente. es una persona a la que fácilmente podrías manipular para que haga todo lo que quieres. es raro verle molesto y si lo está, probablemente es porque alguien terminó con toda su paciencia. sin embargo, cuando se molesta; es mejor darle su espacio para calmarse porque puede llegar a soltar comentarios hirientes. independiente al grado que no le gusta recibir ayuda de los demás, porque siente que les está quitando tiempo importante.

DESCRIPCIÓN FÍSICA: poseedor de cabellera color castaño oscuro la que actualmente lleva un poco más larga de lo normal, y que siempre se le verá peinada; pues no es fanático de llevar el cabello despeinado. de un 1.90 de estatura, con complexión atlética la cuál ha ganado gracias al deporte que hace. rostro de facciones juveniles, las que aparentan menor edad a la que realmente tiene. dueño de un par de ojos marrones que se ven escondidos por par de gafas que suele utilizar de vez en cuando, no porque las necesite, sino porque le gusta llevarlas. pequeños lunares adornan su piel, siendo lunar cerca de la barbilla el más notorio.

HISTORIA:

TW: EMBARAZO. TW: MATERNIDAD FORZADA (KINDA)

I. producto de relación de joven de dieciocho años recién cumplidos con estudiante italiano de intercambio de veintidós al que ha conocido en la universidad. noticia de llegada toma por sorpresa, relación ha sido algo de un verano; un amorío que debía quedarse en eso y nada más. por lo que no es novedad que progenitor desaparezca de escena ni bien embarazo le es confirmado, dejando sola a fémina para que ella vea que hará con su vida y la de bebé que viene en camino. embarazo transcurre con normalidad, hasta que quince de mayo enzo decide hacer entrada triunfal al mundo; tres meses antes de fecha esperada.

II. primeros dos años de vida transcurren tranquilos para enzo que realmente no entiende nada de lo que sucede a su alrededor, pero difíciles para progenitora que realmente no quiere ser madre. tiene veinte años, quiere vivir la vida universitaria, pero en su lugar debe preocuparse por personita que depende de ella. siente que pequeño de mejillas regordetas y ojos color chocolate solo ha llegado al mundo para poner trabas en su vida. sabe que enzo merece algo mejor que una madre ausente y es esto mismo lo que le lleva a regresar a hogar familiar en austin, texas. hermana mayor de progenitora sabe la situación por la que está pasando la misma y es ahí que decisión es tomada: adoptará a enzo.

III. crece en una granja a las afueras de austin, vida sencilla y tranquila donde tuvo que aprender a trabajar desde pequeño para ganarse las cosas; pero es feliz con lo que tiene y con la compañía de sus padres y tres hermanos menores. adolescencia transcurre con normalidad y es donde comienza a conocerse un poco más a sí mismo: descubriendo pasión oculta por el piano. tiene las mejores notas de la clase y está en varias actividades extras con la esperanza de armar buen expediente estudiantil para obtener una buena beca universitaria.

IV. aplica a beca de st. mary magdalene un año atrás con la esperanza de quedar, pues ha escuchado de ella desde que estaba en la preparatoria. sin embargo, suerte parece no estar de su lado. decepción lejos de hacerle cambiar de parecer sobre continuar sus estudios, le motiva a esforzarse para próximo año volver a aplicar a universidad. siendo este año su primero en la universidad, ingeniería industrial siendo la carrera de elección.

DATO ADICIONAL OPCIONAL: ELIMINADO POR ADMINISTRACIÓN.

¿ESTUDIANTE MATRICULADO O BECADO?: becado.

FACULTAD: st. philip of agira.

CARRERA: ingeniería industrial.

AÑO DE CURSO: primer año.

EXTRACURRICULARES: orquesta universitaria (piano), editor del periódico universitario, miembro del club de español, miembro del equipo masculino de atletismo (carreras), miembro del club de boxeo.

¿CUÁL ES LA SOCIEDAD SECRETA DE SU INTERÉS? ELIMINADO POR ADMINISTRACIÓN.

#* expediente.#* fc: milo manheim.#* user: agatha.

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st-agatha-city · 2 years

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hey does denver kin shinji ikari

No, but this question has gotten me thinking deeply about who the characters might kin. Denver is definitely aware of kinning, as the most plugged in main character, but I don’t think he’s heard of it since it was last dunked on a lot in like. Late 2016, so he still would think it’s a reincarnation/spiritual belief, and not the modern version which seems to be just relating to a fictional character a lot. I think he’s more Asuka-coded, but I’ve never seen NGE. Also the fact that St. Agatha is set in 2017 impacts things.

Giv could probably be robotkin, in the old school way. If you spent 40 minutes explaining kin to Pixy, she’d have a whole kinlist by the next morning, in the modern way, and it would just be like. Sam from Garden State, Claire from Elizabethtown, some random background character from Scott Pilgrim, Ida from Headspace, a pink cookie run character, etc. Connor would be zombiekin, also in the classic sense. Tara, probably canonically though I don’t have the willpower to confirm this, kins a bunch of greasy anime girls that were popular mostly five to ten years ago (mainly Tomoko from Watamote.)

None of this will be canonized, as in I have no intention of mentioning it in the game, but like. Come on. None of my characters are both 1) neurotypical or 2) able to like things a normal degree.

#st agatha post office #Tara can do the lucky star opening dance from memory do you think she doesn’t kin konata #oh also Bailey is canonically a tumblr user so she’s 100% seen the same internet drama as anyone here in 2017

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fbfh · 1 year

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JAKFBFVSKAOALNDBTBRKAALNFBDH!!!!! I JUST GOT THE PERCY JACKSON AND THE LAST OLYMPIANS BOOK SET AS A XMAS GIFT AND I HAVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER!!! NOW I JUST NEED THE HEROS OF OLYMPUS BUT AHHHHHHHHHHH!! I’M SO HAPPY RN!!!!!!

~Love, Evie

HEJDJENRNWNFNSNRNS EVIE MY LOVE IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <33333 I GOT THE SCHOOL FOR GOOD AND EVIL BOX SET SO I TOTALLY FEEL YOUR HYPE!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME ALL YOUR THOUGHTS ABOUT THE BOOKS (I should reread them tbh) THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE CHRISTMAS OF GOODASS BOOK SERIES!!!!!!!!!! FBFH BLOG READING PARTY STARTS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

#evie my beloved <3 #tumblr user marveldemigod17 #it looks so pretty on my shelf :')#i forgot how much animosity there was between tedros and Agatha fr

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realdelvalle · 11 months

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☾✶ · 𝖗𝖊𝖙𝖎𝖗𝖔 𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖔𝖗𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖇𝖆𝖉𝖔 | .

AGATHA : se otorga un hiatus hasta el martes 30 de mayo a GALA TORRENEGRO.

#* rdv : hiatus .#user : agatha

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clvhq · 1 year

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se ha visto a gala campos desfilando por las calles y boulevares de parís, pero no hemos llegado a ver si es de pronto buena o mala fortuna la que le persigue. ¿tu sí? ¡anímate a descubrir cuál es!

agatha, ¡bienvenide a cestlaviehq! nos encanta que seas parte de nuestro proyecto y esperamos que el buen juicio sea parte de tu camino dentro del mismo y si no… bueno, ¡así es la vida! recuerda que tienes 24 hs para hacernos saber cuál será la cuenta de tu personaje y que, en caso de necesitarlo, puedes pedir más tiempo.

out of character.

nombre / pseudónimo: agatha.

pronombres: ella/suya.

edad: +18.

país / zona horaria: méxico.

triggers: abuso sexual, incesto, pedofilia.

user de discord: -o-

en caso de unfollow, ¿dejarías que se continúe utilizando tu personaje como no jugable? yes.

¿algo que agregar? no sé de quién fue la idea de traer otra familia mexicana, pero se va a arrepentir x mi mocosa tonta. (1) disculpa.

in character.

nombre completo: gala constanza campos.

pronombres: ella/suya.

faceclaim: fiona palomo.

fecha de cumpleaños: 20 de agosto.

edad: 24 años (hermana melliza de gael)

ocupación: estudiante, intento de influencer, florista en la casa de las flores (la florería de su familia)

descripción psicológica:

de buen corazón y que estará contigo tanto en las buenas como las malas, gala es la persona más generosa que podrías conocer y es que criándose en una familia pequeña, sus padres trataron de inculcarle buenos valores. valiente y segura de sí misma, nunca le verás dudar al momento de tomar decisiones (o no lo demostrará) independiente y ambiciosa, lo que podría llevarle a ser la oveja negra de la familia en comparación de su hermano. poseedora del peor mal genio que podrías conocer sí le haces enojar, terca; lo que le lleva a mostrarse un tanto orgullosa y con actitudes un poco infantiles que le impiden ver más allá de su enojo.

headcanons sobre el personaje:

— vida en atlixco es cómoda rutina que ha sido impuesta por sus padres desde pequeña, emiliano y mercedes campos son los padres más amorosos del mundo, quiénes han intentado inculcarle tanto a gala como a gael (su mellizo) todos sus valores, el gusto por la música de mariachi para continuar con la tradición familiar y sobre todo, el amor por la tierra que les ha hecho salir adelante. infancia se ve vivida corriendo entre campos de flores, ayudando a progenitores con la colecta del fruto de todo el trabajo que han realizado; aprendiendo de la naturaleza y tomándole cariño.

— llega un punto donde la rutina cansa y con gala no es la excepción, si bien adora el imperio que su familia ha creado; dejar pueblo que le ha visto crecer es tentadora idea que se ha instalado en psique desde hace años. quiere brillar por sí misma, dejar de ser conocida como -lo que la gente considera- la perfecta hija de los campos. y es algo que a progenitores les cuesta entender, toda su vida han pensado que negocio familiar pasará a manos de sus hijos y que éstos seguirán el ejemplo de casarse con alguien de atlixco y formar una familia como ellos lo hicieron en su juventud.

— momento de abandonar el nido llega de manera precipitada pero siente que no tiene más opción, tiene dieciocho años y ha escuchado a su novio de ese entonces hablar con sus padres para pedir su mano en matrimonio. es molestia la que llena por dentro ante reacción de sus padres ¿qué les ha hecho creer que quiere terminar como ellos? ¡ha pasado buena parte de los últimos años contándoles sus deseos de salir de casa! enojo incita y no solo le lleva a terminar relación amorosa, le lleva a aplicar de manera secreta a varias universidades en ciudades grandes, pues sabe que si logra quedar en alguna de ellas; podrá volar como siempre ha querido. basta una mentirita piadosa para hacerles creer a sus padres que irá a visitar a una de sus primas maternas en otra ciudad, cuando en realidad se encuentra realizando exámenes de admisión. sorpresa que gala termina por contar a su familia dos meses después cuando finalmente correo de admisión llega, ha quedado seleccionada en una prestigiosa universidad privada en otro estado; no dejándole más opción a sus padres que apoyarle con la nueva aventura que está por emprender.

— iniciar en una nueva ciudad es bocanada de aire libre, golden ticket que esperó por varios años y que cuándo menos lo pensó llegó. personalidad sale a relucir, finalmente ha dejado atrás imagen que le ha sido impuesta por todos los conocidos de su familia. por fin puede ser gala y no la hija perfecta de los campos o la hermana melliza de gael. maravilloso para ella pero un dolor de cabeza para sus padres y es que fémina que creyeron haber moldeado a imagen y semejanza a cambiado completamente ¿la nueva oveja negra de la familia? tal vez.

— noticia sobre mudanza de su familia toma por sorpresa y si bien ha jurado con anterioridad que disfrutará su independencia tras haber dejado el nido, vivir en la ciudad del amor es inesperada oportunidad que no puede dejar atrás. por lo que no es raro que tan pronto como sus padres le confirman que ya tienen donde instalarse en parís, deje la universidad con la promesa de que estudiará algo en francia. promesa que cumple actualmente, pues se encuentra cursando la carrera de medicina.

— ha cambiado de carrera más veces que de pareja, no porque sea mala en las carreras; sino porque no terminaron por atraparle completamente. siendo esto mismo motivo por el que tiene conocimientos en animación y diseño digital, arquitectura, relaciones internacionales, nutrición y marketing.

— ayuda atendiendo ‘la casa de las flores’ floristería que sus padres abrieron en la ciudad a la par de los campos.

— además de estudiar y ser florista, tiene delirios de influencer, ya que tiene una cuenta de instagram donde sube sus aventuras día a día en la universidad y en el trabajo.

#formulario.#fc: fiona palomo.#user: agatha.#familia: campos.

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cissyenthusiast010155 · 4 months

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Can I request Agatha fucking R with her strap and overstimulating her? Reader misses this phrase in middle of the sex “Fuck… Mommy! … Oh my, I’m so sorry, it just… slipped out…?”

Enchanted Gifts ~Mommy!Agatha Harkness xFem Witch!Reader ~Holiday Bingo

Summary— Reader and Agatha host a Secret Santa, and the Reader gets Agatha a special gift. Agatha can’t wait to put it to use… Anon Response—Hey hey anon!! Thank you for the request! I would love to write this, Agatha could always use more content. Enjoy! ♥️

Previous Day <—found here!!

Holiday Bingo <—Here!!

Mommy… Master List

Request & Prompt-List

Prompt— Secret Santa/Gift Exchange

#52. “Fuck… Mommy! … Oh my, I’m so sorry, it just… slipped out…?”

Warnings: NSFW, smut, strap-on use, strap fucking, rough sex, overstimulation, mommy kink, enchanted strap, magic use, etc.

Enjoy (;

Your quaint little cottage that you shared with Agatha was hustling and bustling with many witches tonight. It was your annual Witchy Gift Exchange tonight, and you were hosting this year. It wasn’t a massive group, but it was a substantial group of some of the most talented Magic users.

Your finger foods were disappearing at an extremely fast rate, as everyone chattered away.

You always loved this tradition. Every year, you would all get to together and exchange presents. Who would get who a gift was determined two weeks prior. But the best part was the gifts. It was always so chaotic and funny. Any gift was on the table. Funny, embarrassing, sexy, expensive, cheap, as long as it was a gift.

This year you had drawn Agatha by coincidence. And you had found the perfect gift for her…

Eventually, everyone settled together in the living room and the gift giving began. This usually took a couple hours, and this years gifts were just as on point as usual. You got a herbal remedy from one of your witch girlfriends, a younger witch who was a herbologist as heart. You thanked her and the exchange continued.

Finally, it was Agatha’s turn. You handed her your gift with a slight smirk. Agatha quirked her brows and chuckled as she took the gift from you. She opened the gift and her lips quirked up into a mischievous smile.

“I should have known…” she teased, picking up and showing off a brand new, deep purple strap.

The women all oohd and aahd, but weren’t too phased, and so the game continued. But for the rest of the game, Agatha couldn’t keep her eyes off of you. It was like she was undressing you with her gaze. And she held the strap in her hand the entire time.

When the gift exchange was over and all the guests had left, Agatha wasted no time in colliding her lips into yours. She kissed you passionately and with dominance, pushing and pinning you against her cottage door.

“Agi wait—” you squeaked, as Agatha picked you up and threw you over her shoulder with ease.

She carried you and the strap directly into your shared bedroom. She threw you on the bed, muttering a spell before all your clothes and hers as well repeated. You shivered slightly in the newly exposed cold air. But it didn’t take long for you to forget that, as you watched Agatha strap up and pounce on top of you on the bed.

Before you could get out what you wanted to say, Agatha thrusted inside you with a shit eating grin. You both let out howls of pleasure. This was the biggest you’d ever taken.

“Shit Baby—!!” Agatha screamed, feeling everything in the strap as if it were apart of her body.

“Fuuuuck…! I tried… to tell you Agi—!!” You groaned, “Oh fuck, sss so big, so thick…”

The thickness and length of the strap was making you dizzy. You’d never felt so full. It was stretching you so well.

Agatha looked at you as if she didn’t believe you.

“You enchanted it, and just forgot to tell me…? Oh sure…” she chuckled, before grabbing your hips and thrusting out and back into your hard.

“Holy FUCK AGI—!!!”

Agatha groaned, which then turned into a laugh as she watched you spasm in pleasurable pain. She then began to fuck you fast and with a ruthless pace. The sound of the skin slapping alone made you so close to the edge already.

“Didn’t mean to… tried to tell you…!” You mumbled as she fucked you with no mercy.

But Agatha wasn’t having it. It was more fun to fuck you hard for not telling her anyway. Intentional or not.

You were sure that your skin would bruise from her hands, but your mind had drifted too far to care about that.

The woman then hooked one of your legs above her shoulder, her strap hitting a brand new found spot inside you, making you squirm and scream in pleasure.

“Fuck… Mommy!!!” You howled as she plowed into you.

You gasped and expected Agatha to stop and be surprise by your words, but quite the opposite happened. No, she al stated to fuck you harder and with a wicked smirk.

“Oh my, I’m so sorry, it just… slipped out…?” You squeaked immediately.

Agatha shook her head and chuckled darkly.

“Come on… don’t pretend you don’t want to call me Mommy…” she rasped wickedly, not relenting in her pounding.

You were trembling, as a new wave of intense pleasure coursed through you with Agatha’s words. You shuddered and tried to say something, but all you could do was nod and groan loudly.

“Awwww, poor baby… Is mommy fucking you so good…?” Agatha jeered.

You nodded your head, unable to form words at this point. Your mind completely blanked out.

Agatha chuckled.

“Sweet girl… didn’t know what you were getting yourself into when you bought this for me, hmmmm…? I can feel everything, your walls fluttering and so much more… and you feel so good.” she rasped.

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Next Bingo Fic <—Here!!

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sytoran · 9 months

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what's your opinion on subby agatha? :)

my first time writing for a character other than nat and wanda! be proud of me, or something. these lil' headcanons are so fun to write. smut, mdni.

subby!agatha is so adorable!! she totally acts all dominant and bossy in public, introducing you as hers, pretending to act indifferent about your presence in front of her friends. but the moment you have your hand around her throat in the confines of your home, agatha is goneee. she's all whimpering and whining, letting you use her however you like. "you sure that i'm yours? or are you mine?" you would ask, and the poor baby tries to answer but your hand is round her throat so tight so agatha can only look at you through those watery doe eyes. her blind obedience for whatever you do is an answer in itself.

subby!agatha who steals all your shirts and hoodies and flannels, then pouts and kicks up a fuss when you ask her to return it. she's so in love with your scent, wants it all over her at all times, like you're claiming her as yours. the two of you always end up play-fighting for custody of your black leather jacket, and you always end up on top of her, and agatha always ends up getting wet when you pin her down. but alas, you don't give her the pleasure she so longs for, because she'd been such a brat. subby!baby ends up walking around the house with her panties wet for the rest of the day.

subby!agatha who misbehaves and gets so mischievous during movie nights. you'd denied her of pleasure all day, so of course she's going to chase her own high. you think nothing of it, when agatha snuggles into your lap while wearing one of your old band shirts. it's only when she starts subtly shifting on your thigh that you realize she's trying to get herself off. immediately slapping her thigh and saying in her ear that you're not gonna let her cum for the rest of the week. agatha tries to whine in protest but she knows you mean it :(

subby!agatha who uses her witchy powers to enhance her favourite purple strap-on toy so the user can feel pleasure, and she gifts it to you on your birthday. you're all too eager to use it, even more so when agatha reveals she was wearing a new set of purple lingerie.... you absolutely ruin her that night, pounding the strap so deep inside of her that subby!agatha can only babble "please", "more", and "thank you". her long nails leave the nastiest scratches on your back, but you don't mind because her moans are heaven. they're not too high-pitched, more on the lower and husky side, but they're soo sexy and you treasure every one of the voice notes she sends you.

subby!agatha who wakes the whole neighbourhood up at 3am in the morning because of her pleasured screams of your name. the two of you hadn't stopped all night, fucking like rabbits into the depths of twilight. you get seven separate noise complaints from your neighbours in westview. agatha definitely complains about the marks you leave on her, scattered across her tits and thighs and tummy. but she secretly wears your marks with pride. agatha is just your subby!baby, after all.

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valeffelees · 28 days

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Oh do tell about that snowbaz au of yours 👀

I WOULD FUCKING LOVE TO, thank you so much tumblr user pidgelikethebird (and also my most beloved and loyal companion @drowninginships) for providing me the enrichment i need to survive the winter.

ok gimme a min here to turn my thoughts into comprehensible words. i'm gonna say right now: this post is gonna be a LONG one, but 10 out of 10 scientists agree you should read to the end.

so, if you didn't know, The Beauty Inside is a Korean romcom from 2015, based off an American short film of the same name; the orig short film i linked is an extremely quick watch (only 6 episodes, each one 4-10 minutes long) and i would absolutely recommend it, but the very basics of the premise is that: a man wakes up in his bed on his 18th birthday to find he's in a completely different body than his own, and every day since then, he wakes up as somebody new.

AND OBVS I JUST HAD TO FUCKING SNOWBAZ THAT, which is how my AU, titled In the Many Ways of Loving You, was born:

Simon Snow wakes up every day as somebody new; the only person who knows the truth is Penny, his best friend and roommate, since she's been by his side since it all began ten years ago.

he works on commission as a custom bookbinder—like, he has an Etsy or some shit, i dunno, some kinda online shop where people can commission him in a variety of ways to rebind their favourite books, either by paying extra for Simon to buy the book himself and rebind it from new and send it to them, or sometimes collectors will send their personal copies to him to have him rebind them, and he's very good at it, and N E WAY the point of this is that he has a small bookshop he's been going to regularly for the last eight or so years, because it's close to his and Penny's flat, and where the story begins: Baz is a new employee that just started working there about two weeks ago and Simon has a massive crush on him.

ok, now. day one: when we meet Simon for the first time, he wakes up and he's lovely and blonde and brown-eyed and ok, yeah, i've just made him look like Agatha bc i thought it'd be kinda funny, esp since Agatha's not actually in the fic otherwise.

and Simon has to pick up a copy of some random book from the bookshop today bc someone bought a custom binding of it, so he goes down and, as usual, since it's his job, Baz has to come over to talk to him and is like, "hey, can I help you with anything?" and Simon doesn't need any help bc he's been coming to this shop for years, but every time Baz asks he says yes bc he wants the excuse to talk to him, and on this day Simon is like, wait. i'm so hot rn. so he asks Baz out—

and Baz is like [finger guns] absolutely not.

and Simon is like 👁️👄👁️ welp i'm in fucking agony.

but whatever, fine. a guy like Baz is prolly already in a proper relationship, and it's always a bad idea for Simon to get involved with someone he has to see on the reg. he had to start going to a different coffee shop that's twenty minutes out of his way bc he went out on a great date with one of the baristas at his old spot and then obvs couldn't go out again after just that one time, and it made him super emo, so really, Baz saying no was prolly for the best.

TIMESKIP, it's been a few days and Simon has to go down to the bookshop again. but this time he's a bloke. and so Baz comes up to ask if Simon needs help and he says yeah, as usual, and the two of them end up having a bantery convo about the book Simon's looking for bc they've both read it and Baz hated it, but Simon loved it, and it's just very cute and casual, and then Baz is like. so, my shift ends in liiike... four hours. are you doing anything?

and Simon is like. OH. OH!!!

that whole "it's prolly for the best" thing? yeah, fuck that, that was Simon of the past, he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about bc cute bookshop guy wants to hang out and so they go out and have the most fucking insane romcom date ever.

'cause you gotta remember, Simon only gets one real day with people, so he doesn't do like casual coffee dates or movies or whatever. they go out and like fucking B&E a museum after hours bc Simon knows someone like the janitor or something (i dunno) leaves one of the back doors unlocked so he can step out for a cig every few hours, so they sneak in and have the time of their life running around looking at art while trying not to get caught, and we're going to use the suspended disbelief bestowed upon us by the power of romcoms to pretend security cameras aren't a thing, and it is BRILLIANT. like, Simon and Baz have so much chemistry, and when the night ends Baz is just like all smiles and creased eyes and messy black hair and, breathlessly: "I want to see you again."

and Simon's heart drops. because he wants to see Baz again, too, but he can't. no matter how much he wants to, he can't. when he wakes up tomorrow he's going to be someone new, so he can't, he can't, he can't, he—

"Yeah," he says. "Tomorrow?"

SIMON NO!!!

"It's a date."

FUCK!!!

ok, so now we have a problem. Simon can't just stand him up, i mean he could but he doesn't want to, and he really does want to see him again, so he does the only thing he can think of: he stays awake. all fucking night.

Baz, the next day: "You look exhausted."

Simon, wired asf on caffeine and trying to be smooth: "Had someone on my mind all night."

and then they go have another wicked date, but i have nothing in my notes about what it is. oh, i have them living in Canada in this fic btw bc as a rule, if a fic doesn't have to be set in England, i move them to Canada for comfort. so i might have them go cliff jumping or something? who knows. we'll go with that for now.

cue the romcom montage.

[mother tongue starts playing SO DON'T SAY YOU LOVE ME FALA AMO, JUST LET YOUR HEART SPEAK UP AND I'LL KNOW]

ok. post-date. Simon is so dumb and infatuated with Baz and does something only a boy who is dumb and infatuated and sleep-deprived would do in his situation, and he goes back to Baz's flat with him to "watch a movie", or in other words: the movie starts and then they prolly have sex, but in my notes this is written as "??? smash ???" so i guess it's kinda up in the air.

either way, Simon passes the fuck out at Baz's place bc he was properly exhausted by that point, and he wakes up to Baz screaming at him bc obvs he looks like a different person now.

Simon, half-asleep: [PANICKED FLAILING] BAZ IT'S ME!!! STOP THROWING THINGS!!! BAZ!!! IT'S ME, IT'S SIMON!!!

and Baz is like: WHAT THE FUCK

and Simon is like: I CAN EXPLAIN

and Baz is like: HOW DID YOU GET IN HERE

and Simon is like: I CAN EXPLAIN!!!

so, here's a detail from the orig film that comes into play here: in the orig movie, the MC keeps a video diary, logging every day what his face looks like, and in this, Simon does this on his phone and backs them up to his computer every hundred days, so he gives Baz his phone and tells him the whole story while Baz scrolls through these short like minute long videos of Simon on various days going, "Hey, this is me today. I have [this and such] thing to do, blah blah blah."

and the thing is, Baz recognises him in some of them. bc Simon is always coming into the bookshop. he stops watching when he gets to the day Simon looked like Agatha, and Simon has been quiet for a while at this point, just letting Baz process.

Baz: "I want you to leave."

Simon takes his phone without a word and goes. Penny picks him up on the corner a block over and drives him back to their flat. she doesn't ask what happened. she already has a pretty good idea.

when Simon's next commission comes in, he thinks about going to another bookshop, he really does. but this one is so convenient, esp since Simon can't drive bc he can't risk getting pulled over carrying a licence that doesn't have his face on it, and he's been going there for eight years and it's not like Baz will recognise him anyway.

so, to the bookshop he goes, but this time when Baz comes up to ask if he needs help, Simon is like, "haha, no that's okay," and goes back to looking for things on his own, and Baz kinda lingers awkwardly for a moment before going on his way, but then when Simon comes up to the till to pay for the book, Baz just stands there staring at him. and Simon is so uncomfortable, like, he just wants to leave—

"Simon?"

SORRY, YOU WHAT?

"What?" Simon gapes at him. "How did— how did you? But I'm—"

"Can we talk?" Baz asks.

"How did you know it was—"

Baz shouts over to the other employee on the floor that he's taking his lunch break, and Simon just slowly follows him out of the shop with the book forgotten, unpaid for, at the check-out.

and here's the deal, Baz liked Simon a stupid amount considering they'd only gone on two dates, but they were good dates, and Baz doesn't date much, so he's a bit hung up on just how much he liked Simon and the weird way shit ended, so he's basically like. i want to see it again. and Simon is like, see what? and Baz is like, you. the... whatever that you do, i want to see you change.

and that's how Simon ends up bringing Baz back to his flat, and btw: Simon has a rule about never bringing people back to his flat bc it's weird as fuck. his room is really tiny, and it's cluttered as fuck in a Howl's bedroom type way. he keeps to the same cheap, casual style for all his clothes, but he needs things in a bunch of sizes. shoes are a nightmare. he has to take care of his hair in a million different fucking ways. so he has the lives of a dozen people shoved into a room the size of a shoebox, and his mattress has no frame. that shit is just on the floor, so it takes up less space. and there's this mirror, a wide full bodied mirror, propped up against the wall facing the bed, so that the first thing Simon can do each day is roll over and look at himself.

Simon and Baz have supper together, they talk, they pretend this isn't weird as fuck and, even though it is weird as fuck, they still have so much chemistry, and this is a fanfic, so they just end up having sex again but it's supposed to be kinda emo and tender and look, it's what my heart wants, ok?

morning comes. Simon wakes to Baz's hands on his face. which is already and improvement compared to last time. Baz is looking at him very seriously, but also very like. softly. he's touching Simon's features, tracing them, and Simon is quiet for a very long time, watching him do this, until he's just like. what are you doing.

Baz: "Getting to know you." A pause. "Why does it happen?"

Simon: "I don't know."

Baz: "Are there other people like you?"

Simon: "I don't know."

Baz, sighing: "Well, what do you know?"

Simon: "That I'm still me. Inside, I mean. Like... if you had a book, and every day you gave it a new cover, the story wouldn't change."

Baz: "You must get lost on a lot of shelves."

Simon: "Yeah."

and from there, Baz is just a part of Simon's life the same way Penny is, he knows the truth, and he deals with it. for the first time in Simon's adult life, he gets to really date. he and Baz do a bunch of domestic shit together, for months, and it's so good. all of it is so good, all the time, and they fall so fucked up deep in love with each other.

(detail from this point that is relevant later: Baz and Simon make a game out of Baz recognising Simon at work on days when he hasn't seen yet what he looks like. Simon will come in and try to act like a stranger, but Baz can Where's Waldo him every time.)

but then Christmas comes. and Baz has to go home to see his family. and i don't have an exact idea of how this convo goes, only that it is not a fight of any kind, like, it is a normal convo about the holidays but Baz apologises to Simon during it for not telling his family about him, he says they'd want Baz to bring Simon home if he did (bc i just don't wanna fuck with homophobia in this so we've shot Malcolm with the ally beam) and he wouldn't know how to explain Simon's whole... thing to them, and Simon kinda realises that like. he can't ever be the type of boyfriend Baz can bring home to his family. he can't ever be the type of boyfriend Baz gets to have a normal life with.

SO SIMON GHOSTS HIM.

like, Baz comes back from his family's place, annoyed that Simon hasn't returned any of his texts or calls, only to find that Simon and Penny have literally fucking moved flats in the two weeks he's been gone. and obvs he's fucking devastated and confused by this and desperately trying to get Simon to respond to him, but he won't.

Simon goes out of his way to find a new bookshop to go to, and that's the end of things for about a week or so, and i haven't actually decided what happens here exactly, but the general idea i wanna go with is that Simon goes to the bookshop Baz works at just for the sake of seeing him, checking up on him, bc he misses him.

but remember that game they played? so yeah, Baz walks up to say his usual like, "hey, can I help you find anything?" but he fucking clocks Simon after like ten seconds.

scene change: they're in Simon's new flat, like maybe Baz demanded that if Simon is going to break up with him he owes it to him to do it goddamn properly, but i dunno. details, details. but they end up getting in a huge fucking fight and Simon reveals the reason he ghosted Baz was bc he realised Baz can't have a real life with him and Baz is like:

"You don't get to decide that for me! You're still you, you're still lovely—"

"You don't even know what I look like!"

"I don't care what you look like, you fucking moron, I care that you're Simon Snow! There's a person inside you that exists every day, even when everything else changes, and he's lovely. I love him. The rest doesn't matter, how can you not see that? Stop telling me I'm not allowed to love you however you are, I'll love you a hundred different ways, Simon. Any size, any shape. I'll love you over, and over, and over. That's a life for me. A real life for me. You!"

and then Simon throws his arms around Baz's neck and hugs him like he needs him to breathe and Baz clings to his shirt and they're both prolly crying all loud and gross, but it's fine. they're gonna be fine.

the next day: Simon wakes up to Baz's mouth on the back of his neck. "Like this one, then?" he says.

"Loveliest yet." Baz brushes his knuckles over the slope of Simon's shoulder. "Freckles, curls, broad shoulders... Mmm, maybe we should stay in bed today."

Simon laughs and rolls over to pin Baz to the mattress, grinning at him. he goes to say something, prolly rib at him the way they do, but as he does he catches his reflection in that mirror he keeps by his bed and he freezes.

"Holy shit!" he shouts, and shoves himself up onto his knees. "That's me!"

Baz rolls his eyes. "Yes, yes, I told you—"

Simon shakes his head furiously. "No, it's. Baz. I'm. Jesus fucking Christ, that's me. Baz, that's me."

Baz sits up slowly. "Do you mean—"

"Fuck, holy shit!" Simon grabs his curls with both hands. he hasn't touched these curls in ten fucking years. he looks older than he remembers himself, which is a given, but it's definitely him. his father's eyes, his mother's chin. the moles on his cheek, above his eyebrow, below his ear.

Simon freaks out in a way that kinda toes the line between being happy and being a breakdown, he throws himself at Baz, and they both fall back onto the bed and Simon is laughing and he's shaking and he doesn't understand, he doesn't get it, but holy fuck, he has his own face, he has his own body, he has his own hands. Baz pushes them apart so he can get a look at him, and Simon is actually kinda self-conscious when he does, which is a new feeling. he never has to feel self-conscious about anything, usually, since he knows every flaw or insecurity isn't really his, and will be gone the next day, but this is just... him.

Baz takes Simon's face in his hands and then, breathlessly, "Hello, Simon Snow."

AND THEN THEY KISS bc what else would they do here.

and uhh, yeah. so. Simon goes out to the kitchen where Penny is making breakfast and she loses her shit when she sees him. big hugs all around. Baz really does take the day off work to spend it with Simon, even though that just means lying around on the sofa watching movies while Simon works on his current rebinding commission. when Penny gets home that evening, they order takeaway and sit around the lounge room playing boardgames together until late, late, late into the night. Penny falls asleep in the armchair, and now it's 3-am.

Simon is tired. he's looking at the clock, sitting with his knees up and his arms around them, with Baz beside him. Baz has his forehead on his shoulder, an arm around his waist. he doesn't want to go to bed, because what if... what if it was only for today. how long will it be until the next time? what if there is no next time, what if, what if—

"We'll still be here," Baz whispers, exhausted. "And you'll still be you. No matter what, Simon."

and so they go to bed.

Simon wakes up to Baz's mouth on the back of his neck.

"Good morning, Simon Snow."

AND YEAH, that is the entire plot of my The Beauty Inside AU.

i told you this was gonna be a long one, but if you've made it all the way to the end of this mess, thank you kindly again for indulging me!

#ngl i wanted to sign up for the cobb with this fic idea really bad but at the time i wasnt confident i could manage #taking part in a fandom event. i might think about signing up for it next year if it runs again but who knows #thanks for hanging out!#snowbaz #ask #pidgelikethebird

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