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“This reminds me of playtime back home,” Diana’s smile is pearly and smudged with blood, and Bruce struggles not to stare.
He won’t point out that she just ripped an alien apart with her bare hands and way too little effort.
He wants to. Anyone would have words faced with gods, but he doesn’t trust his conversation skills.
“Hn.”
“Boy, you’re a chatty one,” Green Lantern is positively insufferable.
He’s whip-smart, dangerously brave, selfless and tactical when needs be, but insufferable all the same, “ Also, cool boomerang.”
Defensive, Bruce grips the gadget a little closer to his hip, “It’s a batarang.” And it was my son’s idea. Of course it’s impressive.
The brunette snorts, Diana chuckling alongside him, both entirely too bright for the gore on their clothes, “Oh yeah, that sounds so much better. But you obviously know how to handle it, I’ll tell you that much,”
inwardly, Bruce frowns. Why would he design a weapon he couldn’t use?
“Yes, your combat skills are impressive! You must do your tribe proud,”
Involuntarily, his head lowers in embarrassment. The cowl feels ten times hotter now, and he wants to snarl at Superman for tugging at the pointy ears. His smile just blinds him too much, that’s all.
Aquaman picks body matter out of his hair, beach sand blonde, sending The Flash a smirk Bruce assumes is teasing.
He can’t quite tell. They’ve known each other for 10 hours, 20 minutes, and 32 seconds, and an odd, familiar energy had settled. “At least you’re not the only nerd in class.”
The Flash is young; Bruce notes the eagerness in his footsteps, the reckless courage, the perseverance to fight for the world and against it;
More than anything, he notices pride sparking a light in his chest.
“Not a nerd!"
"Whatever, speedy,"
"This nerd saved your well-conditioned ass! But anyway, DUDE, – I mean, can we talk about the tech? Just, – I need to know how you designed that utility belt, because holy FUCK, -,”
There’s a full minute of just animated hand gestures, plentiful explanations, queries, and Bruce of course pays attention to all of it.
The Flash, – Barry, as he accidentally revealed five minutes in, too lost in excitable rambling to notice, – stops, frowns,
“Uh, dude? I mean, obviously, the whole,” he gestures to the entirety of Bruce, “Man Bat thing, that rocks, but isn’t it easier to just use your powers?”
Superman’s fingers snap, “I was wondering about that! Why didn’t you?”
But there’s an underlying hint that the man already suspects it; It makes Bruce’s teeth grind anxiously, looking around expectant, curious eyes,
“I don’t have superpowers,” the truth spills in a rush, and Bruce doesn’t take it back in time.
They share stunned looks between them, but sky-blue eyes, peppered with a ring of brown in the left one, those stay on him. He’s uncomfortable with the appreciative gleam.
Superman smirks, “We should do this again!”
#do you ever go crazy insane over bruce being the only human - mortal - member of the JL and not only keeping up with LITERAL OTHERWORDLY#super beings. and demi gods. and metahumans that bend and break the law of physics#but actively shocking them with how capable and resistant and enduring he is#cause i do. i am INSANE abt him actually. but also!! your honor they are FRIENDS#the justice league#dc#dc comics#batman#bruce wayne#barry allen#arthur curry#hal jordan#diana prince#wonder woman#clark kent#superbat#text
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ohh the relationship that dreams mom has with dteam is just so special and precious. for dream, yes obviously thats his mother! she raised him! she would drive through a hurricane to keep him safe, she drove him back when he had to get his wisdom teeth out and gave him her own pillows to use in the car. but then theres also the fact that sapnap wanted to get her a present for mothers day. she sent him pictures of his cats when he wasnt home, hes her sons childhood best friend who moved in on a days notice to protect him when he was getting swatted every day. george visited dreams family for christmas, he has her number, he trusted her son so much that he was willing to take a chance on him out of college and trust dream with his career. and now shes in her sons home that he built for his best friends because they needed the support right now. she sorts through some of the things fans send to their po box like augh their relationship is just so sweet and genuine.
#that poor woman deserves a break and a gun#like i cannot imagine not only having to worry over your son to such an insane degree#but to also face threats too just because hes your son#also dream is such a mommas boy i cry every time i think about it
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rewatching the first episode of Hannibal and holy shit I forgot how good this is but it's actually insane that Brian fuller set up the ep like this, he introduces will and Hannibal by first briefly showing them at their core, at the darkest, most vile part of them---we get a glimpse behind the curtain---and then its gone, the curtain is snapped shut and we see their masks, their human suits.
Will empathizes with killers because he likes it, and he wants to kill but he refuses to give into the urge because he knows how much he'll like it and he won't be able to stop. So he lives vicariously through other killers, satisfying his own dark urge by feeding it little morsels of secondhand blood lust. Every crime scene he works gives the urge something that satisfies it, not enough for it to grow, but enough for it be sate. Enough that he can ignore it for long enough that he can walk around and be Professor Will Graham who is Weird, Brash, and Non-sociable.
And Hannibal is a cannibal at night and a psychiatrist by morning.
#hannibal#hannigram#hanniblogging#hannigram brainrot is real#also ive watched the entirety of hannibal like four times and everytime i watch it i still find stuff to lose my mind over#brian fuller the brain that you have#winston my beloved#also plzzzz the way hannibal was just gonna kill jack with like no hesitation#AND the way hannibal was fucking smitten from the moment he spoke to will#like wills all like i hate eye contract its distracting as hell and hannibal is just looking at him like 😍😍😍#plss you are embarrassing yourself#also question#when will was like how do you see me and hannibal said that shit about the mongoose and the snakes and will just looks at him like ????#do yall think he was confused because he was genuinely like dude what the actual fuck are you saying#or because he understood it#and the woman at hobbs' work being like two guys from the fbi#and neither of them are technically from the fbi#just two insane dudes having a first date by larping an active fbi investigation#omg and when will shoots hobbs he realizes that oh fuck this is my chance this is my chance to kill and finally satisfy that dark urge#so after he shoots him once he just keeps shooting shooting shooting till its impossible for hobbs to survive for hobbs to be dead#till it was will that killed him
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Scrooge: I’m not that in love with Goldie
Huey: you are doodling your wedding invitations
Scrooge: no, this is our joint tomb stone.
Huey: …my bad
#because Scrooge McDuck is THAT kind of insane#he’s so silly#and evryone doesn’t actually realise how insane he is#so I’m here to educate#also#he’s so me#I would totally draw out my joint tombstone with th Loml-most hated rival-gf-baby-loser of a soulmate#bec that’s what cool people do#but also I need this casual insanity over Goldie from Scrooge#I love how he doesn’t even realise he’s insane#bec he is obsessed with that woman#((and rightfully so tbh))#but so is she#like their mutual obsession with eachother should take centre stage#in all aspects of life#that’s all I want#ok but#alsooo#like you can just imagine the look on guest face#utter confusion and little judgement#but overall everyone who is not them is bewildered by their arrangement#no one other than Scrooge and Goldie can be at peace with what they’ve got#((tbf even their not too at peace but at least their cool abt -eh~))#scroldie#scrooge mcduck#huey duck#goldie o'gilt#ducktales#incorrect quotes
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a rough draft wip? on wednesday? groundbreaking.
said another way - we're fully on the mota train now girls buckle up
#after a week of churning out drabbles like a woman possessed i'm now fully committed and in wip mode YAY#sorry i saw gale stare at that horse while he was running and went insane about it it will happen again#i am having SO MUCH FUN writing this and i haven't even gotten into the curt and marge of it all#(i'm also being such a brave soldier and writing parts in past tense when it's been uh two years since i tried a mixed tense work#time will tell if i keep at it or just present tense that bitch all over)#anyway. vibrating out my skin. please enjoy an ever-slightly janky first draft as always <3#clegan#gale buck cleven#john bucky egan#masters of the air#mota#buck x bucky#bucky x buck#reiverwrites
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Positioning Louis as the "Edwardian wife who becomes trapped by her husband" in a literal sense does no justice to analyzing his actual place and role as a Black man in his society and in his relationship with Lestat. Any interpretation or analysis you do of him when it comes to their relationship cannot be stripped of the racial aspect because it's constantly there. Texts analyzing Edwardian wives (and particularly ones this fandom loves to bring up) typically were white and the dissection of their place in societal rules are always viewed from the aspect of gender that is within these texts only allowed to white women, but never to Black men or even Black women. And gender and race become inseparable when you discuss the latter, no matter how people may view it.
This is why I can't take this approach to analyzing Louis' story seriously because if you don't consider the racial aspect in his relationship even to himself and his sexuality, what's the point? You're still centering the standards that were more placed upon white male/female couples than you're willing to look into the unique structure of Black families, religion, their view of homosexuality and how that sooner heavily influences Louis than the family's "need" for him to be sold off to an Edwardian husband. Even in Louis' own story, him and Claudia being Black is more centered on than any demeaning "housewife" comment he tries to go against from Claudia's perspective. She makes that comment once, whereas we have at least two episodes from Louis' perspective that have very blatant hints and showings of the racism he still suffers from under the Jim Crow era and how it affects his self-worth as well as his relationship with Lestat who doesn't seem to take into consideration how any of the blatant racial aggressions and objections still affect Louis and what he considers to be important to achieve in his own life.
Then there's also the pointed topic of Louis' position as a Black man who is a pimp to the Black women he has as sex workers, as well as how his position as a Black father affects Claudia, another Black girl. If you insist on Louis being centered as this "Edwardian white wife" who is confined by his implicit gender in his marriage, where does that leave Claudia and the blatant misogyny and disrespect she gets from both him and Lestat? Lestat who is her white father abuses her. Positioning Louis within the strict confines of "being her mother" doesn't do her any favors because he didn't hesitate to choke her when he was deeply emotionally distressed, nor does it make him look any better when he's fine with chopping up her diaries and then delivering them on a silver platter so that Daniel, another white man, can read and dissect. Even if he does this under the sole pretense of "doing right by her", how does it in any way help when he also can't face up to his failures towards her?
#interview with the vampire#claudia#louis de pointe du lac#i just feel like all these needless 'Lestat is the patriarchy' discussions; even when done in order to shield Louis#do him and Claudia no favors because y'all keep centering these weird strictly white standards in your interpretations#'Louis is an Edwardian wife' Louis is a Black man who was turned in 1910s Louisiana#the structural confines Edwardian wives were given really aren't the same when you take into consideration the racial segregation#of Louis' time; and I feel like the specific issues that Black men then faced when it came to 'proving' their worth when it comes to gender#are then just sidelined and forgotten as if those aren't the standards Louis grew up with#if you want to discuss Louis' placement in his relationship with Lestat it's kind of really heavy-handed even on the show#that he's a black man and that that heavily affects him foremostly in this relationship#also I'm so confused over this insane idea that Lestat is somehow the patriarchy while Louis is a woman and y'all say this unprompted#without considering how it looks when you call a gay black man a woman and a white bisexual man a guy#i feel like you can evade bad stereotypes of painting black men as overaggressive without veering off into the whole other side#while still sounding vaguely backhanded#and it doesn't make it any less weird when I see other non-black/white fans insist on this interpretation#it just comes off as y'all sooner being able to connect to Louis if you see him in a role typically embodied by white women#than to refer to the actual identity he has as a black gay man
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can I be for real. I think most of the ace attorney fandom would not give 2 shits about Kristoph if he were a woman
#Not talking about my mutuals of course you guys go crazy i trust you#but lets be honest like half of the fandom only gives a shit about him because he's a shippable megane anime boy#“ooh but the posioning and betrayal and intrigue” don't lie to me i've seen how y'all talk about dahlia hawthorne.#genuinely do you think most of the fandom would care about kristoph gavin if he were a woman#do you think he would have half the angsty fan content he does if he were a woman#do you think the average ace attorney fan would go insane over krisnix if he were a woman. please#this is not to say you can't like him or ship him or whatever he's a pretty interesting character but like can we do some introspection#because the way people treat him compared to some of the other ace attorney villains is very telling to me.#ace attorney
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Father took one look at my list of "favourite characters that would nuke the world for the love of their life" and said "nah I'll do you one better. I'll have my son do that for me lol" and is dancing in his own spacious corner because I don't think I know any other character that tried to do what he did aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
#noragami spoilers#noragami#noragami chapter 108#HE IS INSANE#I LOVE HIM BUT MY GOD HE IS INSANE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH#this is what zero action does to a man who's still pining over a woman that died thousands of years ago
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people with outdoor cats be like: yes my cat came back home half dead, caught hiv, is full of parasites and sometimes has gone missing for weeks but i don't care bc at least the cat is free and not locked inside like selfish people do!!!
#i cannot fucking stress this enough PLEASE do not let your cats roam outside freely if you care about them#if they're used to going outside leash them!!!!#the amount of cats we get at the clinic who come almost dead/with horrible wounds bc they're allowed to be outside is insane#not to mention how many run over cats i see where i live#they could get attacked by other animals too#like its just not worth it#we had to put down a cat today after the owners found her almost dead with an INSANE infection bc she had ruptured her intestines#her hip was shattered too#looked like probably some asshole kicked her#and the owners were like oh we had just buried one of our other cats the other day after she got attacked by another animal#and im just standing there like ?????? and that's normal to you??????#oh but at least the cats can climb trees though 🤪#remember the dude i talked about a while ago who brought his cat in honestly the worst condition I've ever seen?#covered in poop vomit piss and fuck knows what else?#that had a colony of cats all infected with FelV bc he refuses to vax them?#yeah this woman was a family member btw#thank FUCK he didn't come today because that would've been a shitshow#all things considered at least this woman seems to be... not absolutely fucking insane? i guess?#but anyway she kept saying how it was sudden! and how the cat was perfectly fine last night!#oh my gOD that cat had maggots eating her from the inside that doesn't happen overnight#cats are tough and will hide a lot of pain but can't you just tell the truth???#you either didn't care enough to bring this poor baby earlier or you just noticed now what had happened to her
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Capcom should hire me to write Ashley because I understand her more than anyone in that entire company
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#resident evil#ashley graham#resident evil 4#re4#re4 remake#leon s kennedy#re4make#alright so this is my very mini ashley analysis I have a lot more thoughts about her#it makes me so sad that people take ashley at face value because I think there’s definitely something more to be said about her character#I do think that ashley despite dramatization bc video game is a pretty realistically written character. like she’s a young woman in an#insanely traumatizing situation#and she is CONSTANTLY disrespected. she has been kidnapped . violated insulted and the worst part of it is that she’s just a means to an end#and I do believe in my heart of hearts that president graham is kind of a shit person. IS a shit person especially politically but even as#a father??? like he’s the PRESIDENT how does he not have better security over his daughter#and ashley’s mother is presumably dead .. she gives off very. neglected and I know part of it is just the situation but she actively seems#to Expect to be hurt by other people. even leon and she feels guilty for her ‘weakness’ in their situation even though she’s actually very#helpful and resourceful several times throughout the game#idk i always think about that one scene where she’s coughing and leon tries to be kind to her and she freaks out on him like#SHE CANNOT ACCEPT KINDNESS BECAUSE SHE CANNOT PAY HIM BACK!!!!#and then at the end of everything she offers him sxl gratification because that’s the only thing she can think of to repay him#she’s been led to believe she must owe a man something for saving her and that is a very unfortunate reality for a lot of women#idk. i love ashley#she’s literally me#no kin / id tags.. do not tag as ship
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the fucking shitshow i experienced today…
#i won’t even get into the details of it but my work is being undermined and i didn’t say anything about it bc i was so taken aback and in#absolute shock. i have literally never Ever experienced something of this sort im not being dramatic i went into my office and told my#coworker girls what happened and everyone was staring blankly like ‘they said that to YOU??????’ bc it’s genuinely fucking unbelievable#got told some out of pocket shit that i willllll notttttt let slide but i need to get my shit together and think up the best way to respond#bc this wasn’t just undermining my work it was borderline humiliating. all from this woman who is supposedly my PhD mentor who NEVER#fucking helped me with anything and now she’s trying to tell me something that is SO insanely unfounded and just insane truly#as if i didn’t take over the entire goddamned (multi million) project and played the role of *drumroll* two phd students three#collaborators and TWO mentors one of whom was supposed to be the project lead. all that did so well that our ceo STILL praises me in#meetings and he never fucking praises anyone. as if i wasn’t offered two job positions in two separate labs while in one of london’s top#universities. as if i haven’t published 8 papers and a scientific book chapter which I’m the first author of#all without her help and now she wants to play mentor by trying to talk shit. oh my god im so miserable right now you have no idea#i can’t fucking stand her and no one in the company likes her anyway lmao but like#when i get out of this fucking state of SHOCK she just put me in im about to tell her to fuck off forever so politely and so wonderfully#that she will not know what happened to her. doubting MY capabilities ohhhh as if. as IF.
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do you ever go do autism crazy for something you can feel it in ur chest. like it’s hard to breathe almost it’s making you gasp for breath and jump around physically. got an adrenaline rush thinking abt Kirigiri.
#GODDDDD. I LOVE HER SM AUTISM WOMAN.#I go insane thinking abt her and her life and how she develops in THH and past it#and how Makoto and her literally bring out the best AND worst in each other#and her narrative parallels w Byakuya. the way they’re so similar that they’re hypocrites for disliking each other#at first and then the way they’re indispensable in that they’re they only other one that Understands why they’re like that#I cannot word my thoughts for her nearly as coherently unfortunately so no paragraphs tonight. I’m just going to start growling like a dog#the way she fucking commands so much respect and control and how strong she is#and the fact that she is constantly reinforcing that strength by shoring up any weakness or vulnerability with terrifying effectiveness#that leaves her invulnerable but completely alone. and for a long time that seemed like a good thing#and she may even believe it is#but you hear the way she talks about her father and you realize she’s HUMAN. she doesn’t want to be an island all the time.#she has emotions just like anyone else and being viewed as though she doesn’t is incredibly alienating and reinforces her isolation#if she really didn’t care she wouldn’t still be mad that her father left her alone. it wouldn’t still pick at her the way it does#it wouldn’t drive her to abandon the entire purpose of her family by revealing herself as the Ultimate Detective in order to get to him#and then there’s Makoto and Byakuya challenging those aspects of her all over again#Byakuya sees the worst of her. he believes what she puts forth as herself and sees that ruthless cold efficiency#and he isn’t wrong to believe those things. as much as she wears a mask it isn’t fake that she has those qualities#but then comes Makoto who doesn’t see through her mask either but chooses to believe she must be human somewhere even if he’s not sure#he continues to trust her with absolutely no reason to and it feeds into her own ruthless efficiency by making him her Guinea out of sorts#but it also means there’s someone on the shoreline of her island. they want to come in. Will she let them?#that island is painful but not more painful than being vulnerable.#hhhh#I’m crazy
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best friends forever
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trying to write a sincere thank you note is so hard when you're genuinely so grateful to this person that the only thought racing through your head is that i'm soooo grateful instead of anything concrete but i will do it
#i had to bring a discussion prompt or just smt related to the topic of listening to my class today#and i ended up talking about this one prof that like cured my social anxiety in general and she has no fucking clue#i said this entire story and my prof was like what was the prof's name??#and i said [her name]#and he was like OH MY GOD i was her thesis supervisor!! and while listening to this i was wondering if it was her#which is such an insane compliment to her honestly that with minimal clues he thought it was her#i have thought of this woman randomly over the past 4 years being like. i hope her child is ok (she had a child at the start of covid)#nd praying that she actually becomes a prof because if she fucking doesn't the world is insane
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Creepy guy liking all my posts on Instagram and commenting “U always look so beautiful” etc. etc. Why is my life like this. I want to die.
#this is a third person from the two men I mentioned earlier this week . although this guy is still substantially older than me.#although unlike the other 2 older guys I am genuinely freightened of this person in some ways#he is fine to talk to in person a little but quirky but his Instagram/Facebook really freaks me out#he’s still into creepy pasta well into his 30s and he seems to get obsessive over women#I think he’s bi (although on other ocassions he’s said he’s only into men) yet whenever he breaks up with a girl he says he’s never dating#women again because they’re all crazy#he also really fetishes women in a weird way - he’s the type to do those weird duets with hot women on tik tok (the ones you find on cringe#accounts) and he finds a woman he knows vaguely irl and posts multiple images of her to his Instagram stories#saying that he’s their biggest fan and in love with them essentially#also his most recent story is about how he needs to be with someone because he has a really high sex drive and can’t stand with not being#without a partner#like that’s just a really fucking weird thing to put on your story#and what did he do after that? he started liking all my photos and commenting hearts under them#why can’t a normal person be interested in me#why am I thrust into these situations#I feel like I’m going insane
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Trans sadeas is a hilarious concept for being a guy who did the Super Fucking Transgressive Thing of jumping gender ship in fucking Vorin society (strictly fucking gendered) and then living mostly stealth for 35 years and going Dalinar you’re not a real man because you like killing people slightly less than you used to. With zero self awareness
#luke.txt#LIKE I FEEL LIKE SOMETIMES FANON LOOKS AT HIS QUEERCODED DISNEY VILLAIN SWAG AND GOES oh Sadeas plays with gender somewhat doesn’t he#NOPE HE IS 100% VORIN MAN ITS INSANE HOW MASC HE IS IN UNIVERSE#but of course he’s all about perfectly curating himself and I’m sure if he didn’t have like 13 layers of internalized shit going on#he wouldn’t also be. like. stealing food off Ialai’s plate like she steals food off of his. reading brazenly. shit like that#but alas you can’t give dalinar shit for not being hot anymore I mean not being a Proper Man Anymore#without also never doing any of that shit#drunkposting#sadeas you fucking weirdo#although maybe he’s like Dalinar 🥚?#and the thought of Dalinar as a woman makes him feel Bad for gender reasons because he’s staked so much of his dalinarfucking on being#a man fucking a man. so to have that retroactively untrue is uncomfortable to him#to which I say Sadeas that is a real person get over yourself
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