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hopelesslygaysstuff · 6 months
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Mommy Wanda taking advantage of your oral fixation to get you all dumbed down for her 😵‍💫
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I'VE MISSED YOU!!! ♡ Feel free to send more thoughts like this anytime, love!
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You're just cuddling on the couch, watching a sitcom, your head in her lap as she absentmindedly playing with your hair. She gently strokes her fingers over your cheek and jaw, and before you know it, her fingers are right against your lips.
Without thinking much, you slowly kiss them, eyes glued to the screen while Wanda watches your eyes close slightly as she pushes her fingers past your lips.
You blink, attempting to look at her as you suck slightly on her fingers. She uses her other hand to keep stroking your hair, smiling down at you.
"Hush, take mommy's fingers like a good girl. Just relax, sweetheart."
By the time the sitcom is over, your eyes are closed and you're just mindlessly sucking on her fingers while her other hand has slowly made its way down your body to the hot region between your thighs.
Wanda gently fingers you, pushing you further into your fuzzy headspace as she adjusts your head right where her chest is. Without much prompting, and without questioning where her shirt went, you smile as you take one of her nipples between your lips.
God, by the time your hips start rolling against her hand, she's soaked. And so are you, if the damp fabric beneath her fingertips is any indication.
She just slowly fucks you, slipping her fingers into your underwear and gently working you up until all you can feel is pleasure. When the tv screen finally goes dark, you're a whining mess, your eyes glazed over even as you determinedly continue sucking and licking at her breasts.
She definitely carries you to the bedroom, bridal style as you moan and whine about the absence of her fingers. By this time, you're too dumbed down to complain about much, and you're all wet and pliable. Just how she likes you.
She doesn't even have to restrain you, and she fucks you hard and deep with her strap, keeping her fingers in your mouth as she makes you cum over and over again.
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SERVICE TOP WANDA MY BELOVED I GO FERAL FOR HER
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gabessquishytum · 24 days
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“Most people would describe their lovers the same way
Beautiful, funny, smart, incredible, perfect
But you my darling are grotesque
You are the creature that stalks the night
You steal my blood
tear my hair
and poor wax in my wounds
I need not put you on a pedestal for you already placed yourself there
We are not two princes equally fallen in embrace
You are a king and I am your subservient
And you like it that way,
But only sometimes
Sometimes you crawl to me in the dead of night
an emperor without his clothes
begging for succor from my measly human form
I like it that way
There is no comparing you to a summers day
For you are the cold winter that steals daughters away
Cold and bitter yet inevitable
As I Persephone
You are Hades
And when winter comes I meet you
King
I have been told you used to be worse
Patrons of hell your love hath borne witness
But I believe not the bird creatures and the hellish denizens of my dream life
I believe you
You come on your knees shouting
“Teach me! Teach me!”
You are not a king to me
You are a human
As human as they come
With the belief a god is trapped in your bones
I am your master in the land above the dead
Your eyes see only what I tell you is there
It’s only fair isn’t it?
For the roles reverse in the dreamlands
You are a monster
With gnarled teeth leaving trophies in my skin
Claws that curl round my jaw
I love you oh otherworldly being
Yet I question if you love me too
For I am man
You are king
But not always
I fall in love with the days when the king is striped away to reveal
A Dream,”
Dream closes the book,
perhaps it was unwise to look into a book titled “Every single one of Hob Gadling’s Thoughts about Dream of the Endless in Alphabetical order” but really who could resist a title like that? It’s not his fault that literally every single book ever including only vague concepts is in his library.
He should talk to Hob about this and correct some assumptions immediately. He would never beg for succor, the nights he slips from the Dreaming because he is overwrought are his business!
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Oh, poor Dream. Didn't you know that it's not a good idea to read the poetry that lies within your lover's heart? You may not like what you find there...
Hob is, of course, mortified that Dream would have access to his thoughts. He sits there with his head buried in his hand as Dream critiques each line:
"I am not grotesque and I have never stolen your blood - you mistake me for some twopenny vampire!"
"Well - I didn't mean it literally-"
"I do not require succour, nor for you to... "teach me"!"
"I'm sure you don't love, but it's more of an extended metaphor..."
"You are certainly NOT my master. I believe that I serve the dreamers as a collective, that is my function - but I do not exist to serve your pleasures!"
"Of course you don't, love. I know that. I'm sorry."
"I should hope so. And the most ridiculous part of all, "I question if you love me too". How can you ask such a thing? Would I be here if I did not love and ardently adore all that you are?!"
At this point Dream is red in the face. He slams the book shut, and Hob takes his hands very gently.
"There will be no more poetry, dear. I promise. Now can we go upstairs and have a cup of tea?"
Dream allows himself to be led upstairs, tucked onto the sofa, and plied with tea and biscuits. And he is satisfied that he has put Hob Gadling in his place - there will be no more nonsense.
Hob strokes his hair, and silently smiles.
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princessbrunette · 4 months
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John B? Totally is the type to cup your face while you fucking you. Like it's just a stark contrast to his hips slamming into you and the absolutely brutal pace he's going at, just for him to be holding your cheeks so gently and softly wiping away tears, pretending not to know what's got you so worked up, oh my god-
(Also can i be 🦎 anon)
THISSS and john b is literally the ceo of “i know, okay? i know. i know baby, i know.” literally just repeating it, cupping your face all sweet whilst in your GUTS like omg??? the sympathetic cooing voice ???? help????
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theriancultureis · 15 days
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Polytherian culture is finding out you have a new kin or new memorys and suddenly having a hyperfixaction based on one of the new kins
also, I wanted to be the 🦎 anon :p
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esoterictboy · 11 days
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your blog always manages to make me so horny esp the frat tboy stuff ,,, id love it for you to be instructing me how to get off and calling me a fag the whole time and making fun of me for how wet i am
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yeah you want me to pull your pants down and spread you so all the boys can see how much you get off on being our slut ? make you touch yourself naked in front of all of us, call you a faggot while I jack off above your face ? You want that ?
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mamawasatesttube · 6 months
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I absolutely adore the mentorverse it's so adorable, I've been thinking about it and I can't help but laugh at how Bart would learn of Tim's little ducklings. Like, Bart is implied to be very handsome/cute as an adult, imagine just the fourth-something flash just comes into the room to mess with Tim and suddenly all the kids are awestruck by Bart. Literally everyone has a crush on him and it either kills Tim inside or it just resonates with him. Student 1: I think I have a crush on the Flash dude Tim, nodding his head: yeah me too. Student 2: wait aren't you married- Tim: what's your point? < 🦎 >
jfdklsjlds sorry i have to change this scenario up because i just SO don't think bart will ever be the flash. my mans impulse for life - if he takes up another mantle ever it's mercury and i will die on this hill. he's not barry or wally's legacy; if he's anyone's legacy he's max's!!!! (plus i have never really thought it made sense for bart to be kid flash and then irey to be impulse. why not have irey be kid flash?? her dad's mantle?? impulse was a name so specific to bart i dont think it makes much sense as a mantle to be passed down, tbh. but this is a tangent.)
honestly the funniest thing to me is how in impulse '95 bart as a hero is just generally not that cool and people kinda think he's a dork or whatever. but bart allen the civilian is the coolest guy on the block and everyone likes him so much. his autistic and adhd swag has them all captivated. i think this dynamic should stay for LIFE bc its so funny to me. he's a little hard to deal with for anyone who doesn't already know how to wrangle a speedster and can be unintentionally kinda offputting bc he's so intense as a hero but as just bart he has swag off the charts.
frankly i think at least half of tim's students, in the pre-"TIM IS MARRIED TO SUPERNOVA?!" reveal era, think supernova and impulse are a couple because impulse WILL just sprint up to supernova and smack him on the ass and then steal a bite of the pastry in his hand. and then he'll turn around and come pester tim with like 50 questions a minute like a dog with the zoomies wagging its tail so fast it's a blur. and tim's just... chill with that and also decently good at keeping up??? incredible to watch.
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streaminn · 11 months
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If no one is going to talk abt streamer Wednesday au then I guess I’ll just have to do it myself (I have a questions) (and scenario) (yes I searched up the tag to have more things to say) (not much wenclair tho)
What did Wednesday do after the massive ban (who’s her moderator btw ? Eugene ?) ? Like, did she just stare in disappointment at chat ? Told them that Enid is really important to her ? Had a talk with them abt Outcasts discrimination ?
Wait are there any Outcasts in the chat ? How did they react to the rest of chat’s fear ? Did some of them agreed (those who are not werewolves) ?
(A bit unrelated but I have this little idea in my head that Outcasts can lowkey sense when someone else is an Outcast (reason why Wednesday trusted (? I need to rewatch the show) Tyler that quickly) but it’s not like « Oh ! This guy’s an Outcast ! » it’s more like « There’s something about this guy »)
What about Enid ? How did she react ? Did Wednesday even told her ? Or did she saw it somewhere ? (does this Enid watches Wednesday’s streams ? Like the replays or whatever idk how Twitch works)
Also, you said that Enid is kinda running herself ragged (does she have any days off ??) bc she feels guilty about letting Wednesday pay the rent, but Wednesday has to notice that, right ? The bags under Enid’s eyes, how tired she sounds, the lack of colors in her hair. What does she do ? Does she wake up one day, looks at Enid being this 🤏 close to passing out and goes ‘you’re taking the week off, I don’t want to deal with a walking corpse again’ ? I feel like it would be kinda in-character. No idea how Enid would react tho
Assuming that Enid went like ‘… okay’ or had a day off, I kinda imagine her inviting Yoko & Co over (in the weekend cause they’re 21 and all (?) go to college (and also so she and Wednesday can have some not-girlfriends quality time together). Wednesday allowed it bc she knows how a pack friends are important to Enid and the wolf promised her that they will just stay in the living-room while Wednesday streams (what’s her schedule ?) or something else. Then, like 15min after they arrived, Yoko opens the door to Wednesday streaming room (I like to imagine that it’s soundproof) with Divina (that she dragged with her) and she just says « Hi shorty ;) » and leaves.
Wednesday just rolls her eyes bc at this point she’s used to it but chat, after seeing Yoko’s too sharp fangs and Divina’s unnaturally light eyes, explodes. Idk what they’re doing, I haven’t thought that far tbh
And the last thing I have to say is that I headcanon that Wednesday helped a lot for the absolute mess of a cult and blackmail that Morning Song was to Bianca. That’s why they’re friends to me. A little frenemies, there’s still some rivalry, maybe even some tension but they’re friends. If there’s something wrong, like serious wrong, asking the other for help is a valid option (Wednesday still mostly goes to Enid and Bianca to Yoko/Divina but ! The option is here)
Now that I laid the background :
Wednesday’s streaming and Enid’s at work. But are shadows under Wednesday’s door. Some viewers notice and are like ??? but before they can do anything Bianca just opens the door and is like ‘I need you to come with me’.
Now, Wednesday knows her friends allies, it has taken her a lot of time (years) but she learned and studied and them, she knows them. Right now, Bianca may appear calm and collected, or even cold to an outsider, but Wednesday sees that there’s something wrong, serious wrong, so she cuts the stream and goes with her.
Meanwhile, chat just saw some siren barging in, telling -not asking, telling- Wednesday to come with her and Wednesday did. They’re all panicking in the channel’s Discord (if Wednesday has one), like « omg did weds just got sirened??? » « she’s going to get killed !! » « yall i’ve heard stories abt sirens killing and eating people at sea what if they were true ??! » , an exact inch away from calling the police before Wednesday sends a little « I’m fine, stop dramatizing » or whatever
(it’s 1am and most of this hasn’t been reread so if there’s any spelling error, things that I’ve written two times, missing pieces of text or just a general sense of messiness then : sorry lol)
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Wednesday sighs after the massive ban and continued onward like nothing happened. The fact that she practically killed half her fanbase says alot so the people thatre left behind or trickle in know and are alot more cautious now
yeah definitely! while there are other outcasts in chat, there's smth different abt werewolves yknow? I mean there must be a reason for why they had to be in cages in nevermore
The outcasts are more of the warnjing sort, just hoping their streamer doesn't die to the monster living in her house
(meanwhile Enid is literally having her face cradled by Wednesday while they're both in bed)
Tho idt Enid would watch any of the streams, she respects Wednesday's privacy too much to do so. She does visit the room alot tho, so chat is low key kind of scared and kind of used to the shadow that lingers by the door and the thump of a tail somewhere off screen
Haha.. Totally normal behavior and not a sign of a potential killer in your house Wednesday! I hope you know what you're doing
(Enid's literally happy, her tail is wagging, just how dramatic do they gotta make her out to be 😭)
Don't worry tho, enid goes to work around the time Wednesday starts to stream and comes back by the time it ends so you bet she destresses alot with Wednesday
and she actually has alot of vacation time! The place she works at is pretty generous bc Enid is one of the long lasting employees so it kinda has been saving up. She just works alot bc it's a good distraction and so she can earn for the both of them (not needed but she feels obligated after all the Addams did for her)
As for the pack? You bet Enid is chasing yoko around, they roll around like little kids with Bianca and Divina chatting. They're having fun, good for them
And I totally see Wednesday and Bianca's relationship going how you explaining it!! They're alot more used to each other now but the signs of more and more outcasts being in Wednesday's life is low key giving chat a heart attack
Is aight lizard anon, im surprised people are into this au. Nothing much is coming onto mind but my inspiration here is beastars honestly LMAO
Hope your sleep was nice!
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navybrat817 · 5 months
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WAIT. You’re a parent AND you’re chugging out story after story for us/yourself?
Bless you. You beautiful, amazing soul. We don’t deserve you. 🥹
Your fics literally cheer me up. I’ll just reread on my sad days. Series and all. 💜
Thank you for sharing your stories with us.
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You are way too kind, nonnie! It warms my heart that you lovelies continue to read my nonsense. I'm glad my fics cheer you up. ❤️
And yes! I'm a mama. I have two kiddos and I adore them. This hobby is something that separates me from being just a mom, wife, and employee. But because I have RL obligations, I stress that there will be days I don't produce or interact much. I appreciate it when I can and can't wait to share what's next.
Love and thanks. ❤️
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jayflrt · 23 days
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waittt WAITTTT i’m either connecting dots or sound like an idiot rn BUT I HAVE A CONSPIRACY LET ME COOK
sungjin tells sunghoon about jay saying he’d slap him and sunghoon takes it as jay trying to sabotage him and make him look stupid in front of the order of kryptos so he doesn’t get a seat 😮😮 sunghoon tells the friend group abt jay but yn stands up for him which sets sunghoon off and starts some rivalry between him and jay
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NAHHH YOURE COOKING 🔥🔥🔥🔥 no because that is a solid theory I CANT SAY IF ITS RIGHT OR NOT but definitely a viable outcome i'll tell u that 😮‍💨
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mlm-blues · 7 days
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Woooo best date ever!!
Hes on his way home now, i had lots of fun! How was your day?
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yay im glad !!! my day has been okay. very tired now
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mini-mousey · 1 month
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Now that's more up my alley, leaving a little thing like you nice and full of carbs and booze, your belly so round and tight while your head feels so dizzy and heavy... it'd almost distract you from the fact I'd be having my way with my little boy toy, perking you around and positioning your loose, inebriated body till I find the perfect angle to ravage your poor holes~
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Position me wherever you need me 💞💕 I'd love to be your dizzy whore, turn me into a messy stuffed full little slut
(Do you like being called any titles? If you frequent my inbox I want to address you properly 🥵)
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hopelesslygaysstuff · 6 months
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I cannot get over the thought of mommy wanda who is so desperate to make you feel good, she literally cannot be apart from you, she can't take her hands off you and she's there begging you to let her fuck you
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Alsljfsjaldkdj AGAIN SERVICE TOP WANDA UGH MY LOVE
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God she’d be so dominant with it too, her hands all over you while she’s low in your ear like
“Come on baby, you know that mommy will make you feel really good.”
“Please, honey. You look so beautiful for me when I’m bringing you pleasure. Don’t deny how much you love it, I can see your thighs clenching together.”
“Let mommy touch you, darling. Please?”
Ugh I would fold SO QUICK and ofc she would fuck you for the longest time. She’s such a service top and that’s canon to me. She doesn’t stop till you’re overstimulated and close to safewording bc she’s very in tune with you and knows when too much is actually too much.
SERVICE TOP WANDA SEND TWEET
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gabessquishytum · 3 months
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CW hospitals and medical stuff heyo! This is based partially off of my experience and therefore will probably be more on par with things in america.
Hob and Dream both get sent to the ER separately. Hob over a sport’s injury and Dream having some incredibly horrid insomnia issues. Hob and Dream sit next to each other coincidentally and unfortunately for Dream, Hob’s a talker. Dream is not even listening half convinced Hob’s lost it when they both suddenly notice an Elderly woman and her son come in, she is in a lot of pain and the son says he’ll be back to take a smoke break.
“he’s going to leave her here” Dream mutters the first time he’s spoken in the hour they’ve been there.
“No that’s horrible! Who would do that to their mother?” Hob asks
“people have problems, you don’t know about,”
hob hums thoughtfully,
“I’ll bet you twenty dollars her son comes back”
dream simply nods feeling he is about to become twenty dollars richer. When thirty minutes later the son comes back.
“yes,” Hob whispers “hope in humanity triumphs!”
Dream grumbles and starts digging through his purse.
“I was kidding, I don’t need the money, I’m Hob by the way”
“I know,” Dream says. “I also know you were born in 1989”
Hob is taken aback “how’d you know that?”
“you loudly proclaimed your date and birth when you were getting checked in”
“oh you cheeky bastard I like you,”
so for the next six hours that they are waiting they swap stories and make more bets. Hob finally gets a room and dream bemoans the fact that he forgot to ask for Hob’s number. Until… Dream gets his room and hey turns out he’s rooming with Hob!
“hey stranger,”
“Robert”
Dream sits down primly on his bed. Hob’s injury is fairly severe so he has to stay a few days, and so does Dream but Hob’s not exactly sure why, they’ve always got him hooked up to the vital machine but he doesn’t seem…sick? by day three Dream is defeated. “Hey Dream…what’s wrong?”
“they won’t let me go home, until I get a full eight hours,”
“oh…”
“I CANT sleep hob! I don’t know what’s wrong with me! Why can’t I do a basic human function like every other human being!” it then occurs to Hob that he’s never seen Dream sleep, Dream was awake when hob fell asleep and already up when Hob woke up. Hob assumed he slept while the other was sleeping but apparently not.
“you want to try something a tad bit unorthodox?” “I’ll do anything,” dream practically begs.
“wanna cuddle?”
“but I’m hooked up to the monitor and-“
“I’ll come to you,”
“but your foot”
“I’ll come to you”
Dream finally nods and Hob hobbles over to his bedside they managed to get themselves in an order where dream was laying on top of Hob’s chest.
“Comfy?” Hob asks, and Dream practically purrs like a cat. hob rubs his back with one hand and runs his fingers through his think dark black hair with the other and Dream? Dream falls asleep and stays asleep. the next morning Dream’s doctor comes in and is like “Did you mess with the monitor it says you got a full eight hours,”
“No sir, I simply found a natural remedy,”
Hob waves to the doctor, he’s back in his own bed.
the doctor still wants to monitor Dream for a few days to make sure it wasn’t a fluke. Eventually Hob decides to just stay in bed with Dream, it’s easier on his foot that way. and once the two have fully recovered after a few weeks, they go on their first of many dates.
-🦎 anon
Thank you for sending this!!! The dialogue you've added really made me melt, they're so sweet. I love the image of Hob, well, hobbling over to Dream with his broken foot. The doctor and the nurses on duty all pretend to be cross about breaking hospital rules, it's really not allowed, blah blah blah. But no one actually tells Hob to get out of Dream’s bed. They can see that he's curing their grumpiest (affectionate) and most horribly sleep deprived patient, and despite the rules they're not going to interfere with such clear progress.
The problem comes when both of them are discharged. Dream will no longer be able to sleep on top of Hob. But there is one solution - Hob could do with a bit of home help, with his foot still unusable. Dream immediately offers his services (he's a terrible nurse but he tries his best, bless him) in exchange for a solid 8 hours passed out with his head on Hob’s chest.
When they finally leave Hob’s flat for that long awaited date, Hob still has the cute hobbly walk, and Dream still has dark circles under his eyes. But they're MUCH better together. And yes, Dream is moving in to Hob’s place properly tomorrow <3
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princessbrunette · 4 months
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rafe x bimbo!reader who's always acting ditzy and unserious and finally he just tells her, "i should go over there and fuck you as dumb as you're acting right now." LIKE !!!! 😫😫😫
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no cos pouting up at him all tearfully like “m’sorry rafe, m’so dumb.” and him just pulling you flush against him with both hands on your ass like “nah baby, i can get you dumber than that.” before leading you away to get you dick drunk n drooling for him <3
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bsxcrxts · 2 months
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Life update from ur fave anon! I have a boyfriend now and he whimpers! He’s also a Star Wars enjoyer and I can’t wait to unleash the Luke thoughts onto him, I’m gonna do you proud I promise -🦎
hello friend!!!!! I'm so jealous of you lol!
go, live your dream!
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fatuismooches · 10 months
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