god, you're such a gorgeous pile of lard.... the fat is literally oozing off of you at this point, huh? it's all downhill from here, i fear...... the amount of times you get off of your massive ass will decrease day by day, with you not even noticing, until one day! whoops! you really don't get up other than for the bathroom and to get your food delivery, huh?
i think what really gets to me too, is how desperate you are for it..... you WANT to lay and do nothing but mindlessly grow. you're ACHING to reach that point, where your body is basically useless, and your mind can't even go more than a few minutes without thinking about food. some people are born to be lazy, massive gluttons, and that's okay <3
the backsliding and negative character arcs in the dreamer trilogy are so tragic sexy
it's so hot when characters have teen coming-of-age arcs where they realize they don't HAVE to be their parents or a self-fulfilling tragic prophecy & then they turn 20 and are like "but actually i think i will anyway." we do stan adults making the worst decisions of their lives long after high school