Tried out this jogging thing a bit (8/10 would [and will] do again, since the views definitely help) ๐๐ฝโโ๏ธ
(Goal was actually 25 mins [with light starts/stops bc vieeeews] but I felt up to 5-7 mins extra and then just forgot to stop my timer app lmao)
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ig it says sth abt my self-image, but sometimes i'm still surprised by the hot guys i pull
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This is a blast from the past but remember The Band AU? I was rereading it โ it's still amazing, btw โ and I was bitten by the writing bug again so, uh, here's another song for you? ๐
It's pop-punk and also quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written but it's meant to be very tongue-in-cheek so hopefully it works.
(I imagine Obi-Wan cringes every time hears this song because jfc defibrillators don't work that way.)
Rehabilitation
[Verse 1:]
Hello 911
What's my emergency?
I suffer from a
Coitus deficiency
You see I fear that
My prognosis is dire
If I cannot get
5 cc of desire
[Pre-Chorus:] (Spoken)
Code Blue, Code Blue
Gonadal arrest one-two
[Chorus:]
Doctor, help
I need your
Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation
Nurse, please, I
Must have more
Penile rehabilitation
Oh oh oh!
[Verse 2:]
Can't you see I have
Amorous atrophy
I can pay in kind
If it's a costly fee
A deep injection
That is what I require
The only cure for
Pathologic desire
[Pre-Chorus:]
[Chorus]
[Bridge:]
Come write me a prescription
Oral administration
Something for myโ
{flatline beep}
Clear!
{defibrillator noise}
{loud gasp}
[Chorus ร2]
(This is definitely the single which has the "homage" to Obi-Wan's slutty nurse Halloween candid on the cover.)
lol omg I love this so so much I can also absolutely imagine anakin penning this song in his room at like 3am because he woke up from a very inappropriate dream about a certain medical student
and he tells the rest of the band that he wrote a new song and he thinks itโs gonna be really big just huge itโs so catchy he googled three things and then decided to take a creative license with the medical stuff and also um no Ahsoka you canโt read it um no here is just the instrumental part for you we will save the lyrics for when youโre in an environment too loud for you to actually hear the words also um completely unrelated but does anyone know where we can get a slutty nurse costume? and a redhead. for the single cover art.
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I must admit I was slightly out of it when I sent that message, but I would still love you and your obsession with assassinsโs creed even if you were a shoe even when Iโm with it. I would love to go to Florence with you regardless ๐
- kiss anon
donโt worry iโm permanently acting like an enormous sea creature just spat me onto the deck of a ship, covered in barnacles so the shipโs surgeon (who is cute) has to gently chip them away from my skin leaving raw wounds behind that they wrap in seaweed for purely aesthetic purposes. and then i become a rigging monkey and sleep tangled up in the sails. the girl in the crowโs nest falls in love with me but so does the cute surgeon but itโs okay i have two hands
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Ik im a little late for this butโฆ
GUYS CAN WE APPRECIATE LANDO NORRIS FINALLY WINING A GRAND PRIX!?!?
He legit deserves the win after being in the game for so long. Iโm so proud of him yall. ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ๐ฅบ
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