nora, describing me when i was sick: you were a husk of a man. you were like a scarecrow just sadly standing around while occasionally making a joke
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if i see one more fucking person say ‘straight aro/ace people aren’t lgbt+’ i’m lighting you on fire
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I know that smartphones and digital appliances are totally ubiquitous, but I’m begging you not to lose the art of using analog clocks. How is an amateur sleuth supposed to pinpoint the exact time of death if the victim wasn’t wearing a wristwatch that shattered on the rocks below his balcony? How is a duchess who was busily committing an unrelated crime supposed to fabricate an alibi if there isn’t a mantle clock in the drawing room for her to roll back fifteen minutes without the other party guests noticing? And how are the party guests supposed to be enveloped in a smothering miasma of dread if there isn’t a grandfather clock in the front hall whose booming chimes serve as a leitmotif for the steady march of mortality while also masking the sounds of the gardener escaping through the conservatory window??
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Benedict Wells, The End Of Loneliness
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These are so fucking funny to me.
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this is my beautiful son and i’m taking him to the grocery store to get his hair cut
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a hero of time could probably livestream snurb yk. like they could make it so they livestreams appear before the reckoning so people could watch them
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local depressed mamas in your area
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and so what if my doctor who self insert is just a doctor regeneration with my face. i get to do watever i want forever. Master please call me ♥♥
we should make doctorsonas a thing. (or mastersonas) Why not give the timelords we know and love our faces. its self love ♥ or self obsession ♥ either or is fine
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