i. crowley really is aziraphale's hypeman and wifeguy for all time and the demons HATE this angel like. terrible magishun. a wily opponent. this demon smiter must be warily approached. report any interactions to the demon crowley. there are so many things to unpack here hello

Thinking about the transponder snails and thinking about the potential market of baby monitor snails. But like. It’s way too cursed to imagine in full color. Can you imagine the first night you and/or your partner uses the thing and all of a sudden this damn pocket sized weird snail-technologically-thing just takes your newborn’s face— in the dead of fucking night, PITCH BLACK, mind you— like you can’t tell me that wouldn’t traumatize a person who’s had less than 3 hours of sleep at most the past week or so. Hell, imagine you’re just trying to familiarize the snail’s presence with your kid so when they see it in their room they aren’t completely losing their shit over it. Except they do. They always do. Because you showed them how it worked, it taking your face/likeness, even tho you knew their 3 week old minds wouldn’t even comprehend the technological understanding or literally anything about it. There you go, you just scared the literal piss and shit out of your baby. But at least you’re getting a full refund, shipping included, for your set of cursed baby monitor snails 😭

get more groceries get eaten

hi cal cal hru tdy if ur still doing blorbo bingo how about gojo obviously and then ermmmm kim dokja orv? if u dont feel like u know enough ab him yet then how about bsd fyodor mwah hope ur day is going awesome!!!

HI im doing good... have gotten sm work done and did some cleaning. im not super far into orv but im doing his bingo with my minimal knowledge from the first 50 or so chapters and the orv in 6 minutes video....

gojo is blue and kim dokja is grey!

i have a lot of thoughts about gojo and most of them are why are you like this picks him up by the scruff and shakes him around. spin him in one of those teacup rides but very fast. i would hate him in an irl setting.

where kim dokja i am taking notes sitting and observing him like a scientist like what in blazes is going on.... (puts glasses on and starts scribbling in a notepad) oh my goodness...

where have i seen this before?

close oh shit i know

"Close up! BAP BAP-" *pulls out a ridiculously big hammer*

I love them sm and jackstauber music fits their vibes sm aaaa

https://twitter.com/djokeerydaily/status/1731344557063741858?t=8ZGR31RlUtL1V9ePirTcbg&s=19

That's the tweet I saw about the romcom. Plot sounds a little strange but like Joe Keery and Elizabeth Olsen?? V exciting.

that is-

that is the oddest rom com plot i’ve heard of 😀 but hey. it’s keery. i’ve watched weirder for the men i like a totally normal amount.

*pulling a lever that leads to a place under my throne room*

To the labyrinth with you

okay I’m seeing a lot of sui-posting in the last of us tags.  Take a breath people, reach out to family if you need to.  It’s a tragedy, yes, but it is a show.  You all have real, living people in your lives.

Wow ok.

Mentioning you in my suicide note.

😟

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my pfp is literally from hotline miami but I realized I never mentioned it so I’ll just say it’s one of, if not the best games I’ve ever played. also I got stuck at the end of wrong number and I still need to finish it

Finally finished this one after leaving it for weeks. ❤️‍🔥

My brain is mush and I don’t think anything is up there right now vs. when I started drawing this. 😵‍💫