You get dropped off at your house by your friend after a night out. You are drunk, not plastered, but in the brink of it. You walk in, trying to not make a sound, a giggle escaping your lips as you close the door. You take off your shoes, and tip toe towards the kitchen only to find that your two boyfriends were already there.

A glass of water, and fresh french fries.

Your mouth watered, instantly. You assumed Steve and Eddie would have gone to bed by now but--

"You know you sent a picture to us, right?" You hear Eddie say, and you sway a bit on your feet, till giggly from the alcohol in your system as you take a french fry in your mouth.

" No idea... Hi baby." You greet him and he scoffs at you, looking back at Steve with an amused look on his face.

"You seriously don't remember do you?" The brown haired boy says this time as you take a large gulp of your water and you shake your head at that.

"Nope... Hi lovey." You smile at him, but even in your state you could see the men before you had a different look in their eyes, making you tilt your head at them. Eddie pulls out his smartphone, taps a few times, and slides it over to you.

You had sent a picture of your tits to them in the public bathroom of the bar. That sobered you up a bit, realizing how dangerous it was to tease your boyfriends when they couldn’t have you at the moment. You didn't even notice when Steve got to your side to whisper in your ear.

"Eat up, sober up. We're gonna get you cock drunk after it."

And that is my contribution to you for the night

ROEEEEEEEEE

they would 100% make sober you curse or thank? 😏 drunken you for sending that goddamn photo. paying so much attention to your chest, eddie sinking his teeth in and steve being sure to teasingly flick your nipples until it was goddamn painful.

and the aftercare??? you’d definitely pass out once they’d had their way with you, or at the very least be a very useless limp noodle, but they’d easily still be sure to clean you up and to get you settled comfortably in bed before each of them slip in on either side of you. cradling you between the two of them, an abundance of kisses and soft strokes to be spared in your delirious half conscious state as they just praise you and how good you always are for them, for how pretty your tits are when they’re all marked up by the two of them.

and when you’re softly snoring, perfectly content and all cuddled up, sure to wake up to some sort of regretful headache, they just share a knowing look for how much they goddamn adore you.

“the french fries were a smart move, stevie,” eddie would whisper over your head as you curled up into him and he played with your hair.

“that ibuprofen on the night stand will be an even smarter move come morning, munson,” steve would just reply as he presses tighter up against your back, fingers tracing automatically at your barely exposed hip beneath the covers.

just. gah. your two boys caring for you and secretly loving when you tease them like that. even if flashing your tits in some bar’s bathroom is a bad idea they’d rather you didn’t make a habit of doing.

bro what the Fuck is goin on with your anons today i’m cackling but also just

👀 y’all live like this??

(sorry people are being shitty bud)

like please if you're going to be like this, go to twitter. they'll agree with you there.

11, 14, and 18 for ask game!

11. Something you want to do again next year?

I really want to see the ocean again 🥺

14. Favorite book you read this year?

I was kinda disappointed in most books i’ve read this year, so we’re gonna have to give it to Ms Suzanne Collins and the Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes (i’ve also reread the hunger games trilogy like three times this year but i’m only counting new books read)

18. A memorable meal this year?

i got this coffee while in atlantic city and it was strawberry themed and oh my god. it was so good. i still think of it.

I made you these because I think she is neat

WOMAN ARE REAL????????

youtube(.)com/watch?v=2X7SFLWcLYo new Gigi podcast

oh my god yeah !!!!!! AND it has video (always a bonus she is so so pretty)

i watched it yesterday and okay my thoughts:

“Letting your child be who they are and grow up the way they want to grow up (and naturally do) is suicide prevention.” crying over a gigi podcast 👍 neat

i love how these people went. hi gigi you're beautiful!! anyways life story go :)

drinking game (you'll get sloshed) drink every time gigi says "my mom" <3

"have you dated straight men?" "mhm! I have :). terrible. awful :)"

also hearing gigi talk about how hard parenting is and how to parent was really funny to me because i was fully like yeah!! and gigi would know because she's been raised by parents too :) !!!! (forgetting that that's. actually quite a common thing and definitely does not mean that someone is good at parenting or qualified to give advice) (also forgetting that i, too, was raised by parents)

i love a few new gigi lore reveals but i really wish we got more stories? if that makes sense??? a lot of it felt like recap which is fun but i love things like her on hair queen where she's like :) i learned about sex through bratz dolls here's how—

basically this podcast is fun and very candid about her life and also her experience as a trans women with different things but it's not the silly goofy gigi content that i could like. pull into a compilation or anything. except maybe the straight men part because the way she nods about it is SO funny to me

I DONT THINK IM SURVIVING TOMORROWS UPDATE. 😭

Her boy.

Her boy.

DON'T USE GIFS OF TAYLOR SINGING ALL TOO WELL ON THE RED TOUR ON ME NOOOOOOO

no but yeah they're going through it tomorrow. this is one of the most angsty chapters yet including their fight

🌾🌈 for the queer asks :)

thank u sm !! <33

🌾 - How queer do you think you look? Would it be obvious to someone that you were queer if they looked at you?

im gonna say very queer/yes bc right after my boss met me in person he made it very clear hes an ally

🌈 - What's a Queer Identity, Experience or a piece of History you feel deserves more recognition?

hmmm this one is kinda hard… this is kinda vague but i think trans history in general

i hope ur still going to write the nasty period sex fic u mentioned some time ago cuz im still patiently waitign for it 👁👁

and btw welcum back i missed seeing ur shenanginans on my dash <3

i missed partaking in shenanigans 😭😭 also yes i think that’s gonna be a bonus kinktober fic 👁️

Hello :)

I saw that you were feeling down so I hope you feel better! <3

Ik it might not mean much and I’m sorry but I really do hope you feel better 💖

I appreciate it ;w; Some days are just harder than others, but I think I'll be alright, I just gotta push thru it like I always do

You are like the shiny version of a mutual. If u were a collected card you'd have foil. Does this make sense

it makes perfect sense and i am honored

i saw your post about this and couldn’t stop thinking about it,,,, so here’s a speed paint of it

OH MY FUCKING GOD. OH MY GOD. YOU DID IT. YOU FUCKING DID IT!!! MY HEART IS SO HAPPY IM LEAPING WITH GENUINE JOY RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING HOLY SHIT

new chicken run movie is out btw. if you even care (lighthearted)

I SAW i just havent been able to watch it yet but i Need To 😭😭

— WE DESERVE A SOFT EPILOGUE, MY LOVE.

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(its kinda dumb but)eddie climbing through the wrong window one night, while trying to meet you (youre steves sister) and shit- now steve knows about about you two.

"Munson...?" steve questioned as the man in question tumbled through his window.

Eddie sprangto his feet "Uh- Shit, wrong window." eddie stumbled over his words "Im- im just going" he motioned to the bedroom door.

"why the hell are you in my house, dude?" steve was obviously annoyed at the trespasser.

"Uh, studying!" eddie answered.

"Inmy house...? at midnight???"

"Yea- your sister needed help-"

Steve groaned, "dont tell me. just go. use protection, i dont need to be an uncle yet-"

PLEASEEEEE NOT THE UNCLE LINE OH DEAR GOD

you two would never hear the end of it. steve is 100% like hopper was with el and mike, randomly slamming open your door at night and making sure eddie isn’t over. and when he knows eddie is over, that door better stay open a full three inches, or god so help him.

Ok hear me out. . . 👀

Good Girls by 5SOS Eddie

‘Good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught’

I was listening to it otw to work this morning and I just IMMEDIATELY thought of you lol

you can’t just SAY SHIT LIKE THIS TO ME.

because it’s fucking TRUE.

because that would be the vibe of sneaking around with eddie in his final senior year. being the girl everyone thinks is so smart, so proper, so good. you speak your foreign language fluently, you make excellent grades, you’re in the good graces of all the teachers. you spend most of your time in the school library. you even fucking volunteer for extracurricular activities. the most scandalous thing about you is the fact that you wear skirts, but even those can be passed off as modest, just brushing over your knees.

and that’s what eddie fucking loves. he loves that it’s all a front, an innocent image to cover up something more wild. he loves that fact that no one else sees you the way he does. you’re fluent in that foreign language, yes — fluent enough to learn every dirty phrase you can get your greedy hands on, whispering them in his ear when you two sneak off to the back of his van and you let him have his way with you. and he never can tell what you’ve said until you explain afterwards between quick redressing and shy smiles, but in the moment he just knows it sounds fucking good. being a teacher’s pet will always come in handy, none of them blinking an eye if you occasionally show up to class with messy hair and swollen lips. completely unaware of eddie down the hall, still catching his breath in the janitor’s closet and painfully hard from all your teasing during those stolen minutes. no one ever cares to check up on you at your usual table hidden in the back of the library, just assuming you’re studying. and you are, you suppose — studying every reaction of eddie as you’re on your knees below the table, memorizing which twist of your tongue along the veins of his cock make his hands curl into fists as he tries to hold back every moan. learning how your name sounds as he whispers his prayers to you in quieted chants. and those skirts. modest to the unassuming eye, but a dangerous game to someone like eddie. someone who sees you wearing one and immediately imagines how pretty you’ll look when he whisks you away to lover’s lake after that final bell and has you straddling him in the driver’s seat of his van, pressed against him as you ride him and that pretty little skirt flares out to hide the mess you’re making of yourself and him.

and when your noises turn downright sinful, your grip on his shoulders digging in so deep it’s becoming painful with each prolonged whine, he’ll lean in to whisper and remind you of just what a good girl you are for him and only him.