OH FLUFFY STORY, UHM uhm, Cupid! Reader accepts and slowly tries to patch up his wings and he turns into a househusband HAHAHA I think it be Hella cute to come home to a cutie wearing an apron 'kiss the chef!' and then you hug him and tousle his hair and he just has this stupid bright happy grin on his face.
💌sweetheart mentally scarred the both of you with the whole 'cutting wings off' stunt. You still shivered whenever you'd find a pink feather hidden somewhere. Since the bones really hurt and we're uncomfortable when he'd try to sleep, you carefully cut them off with some specialized tools you found on amazon for half price
💌 leaving them as little nubs and gently rubbing soothing lotion on the areas around. All while he let out happy little groans, leaning into your touch. All the pain was so worth it, because now you're both married! Roomies
💌at first he was banned from the kitchen since he almost burned it down trying to heat up milk. But with enough cooking lessons and precautions he got the hang of it. Packing you cute little lunches and doing all the housework. He has this little fantasy where you come home from work everyday and lay him down and stroke his cock and-
💌 he's a pervert. Going through your underwear to save for personal use. Where does he hide it? Who knows. He practically salivates when ever you walk around the house naked, no matter how many times he sees you in the nude, he always gets a boner and a nosebleed
💌he somehow convinces you to actually get married with him? Where the hell did he get those rings and marriage papers from- expect him to be whining about wanting kids next. Sweetheart learns how to bark like ishowspeed...
💌 turning him into an honorable member of society was the biggest challenge ever, he's so strange and odd. Sometimes you lose him in crowds only to find him up a tree moments later. You had to buy multiple matching couple shirts just so people could return him
💌 sweetheart started growing out his hair, you brushed it off as him trying a new style. but In reality he got the delusional idea that if he grew his hair out long enough he could tie you up with it and fuck you stupid like a good husband should
💌don't let him eat sugar, he'll get a sugar rush and zoom around the house like crazy. Biting you and demanding to let him suck your nipples. What is with this man and sucking nipples. You need to put a gag on him or something before he wants to start sucking your genitals
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Plant of the Day
Wednesday 6 December 2023
Viola cultivars (heart's ease, black eye, cat's faces, come-and-cuddle-me, constancy, Cupid's flower, flower of thought, Jack-jump-up-and-kiss-me, kiss-me-at-the-garden-gate, little faces, love-in-idleness, pansy, pretty face, three faces under a hood, tickle-my-fancy, none-so-pretty) are perfect for winter containers before the bulbs appear. Here they have their own display shelves similar to an Auricula theatre.
Jill Raggett
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do me a favor and don’t think about vernon waking up to wander into your kitchen and hug you from behind, cold nose burrowing into your shoulder, and pressing kisses to the skin that peeks out of his (stolen) shirt as you make pancakes for breakfast…
don’t think about the way he clings to you in his semi sleepy state, hair a mess but uncaring as his fingers curl around the hem. do not think about the mindless way he searches for your warmth every time your body moves without him, light frown shifting back into content when he’s able to wrap his arms around you once more.
definitely don’t think bout how he opens his mouth at your gentle prodding to taste the first pancake, chewing slowly and thoughtfully before humming him approval and breaking out in a happy grin. or about the way he steals the sliced strawberries off the wooden cutting board when he thinks you’re not looking. (you definitely are, but you let him have it.)
and don’t you even dare think about vernon mumbling something about marrying you because you make the best pancakes he’s ever had after his mom’s. your heart trips and stumbles at the admission, eyes widening, and he blinks and asks you what’s got you staring at him weirdly, unaware that he’d basically uttered something akin to a proposal at ten am on saturday morning.
did you pass? :)
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cannibalism as a metaphor for love ❤️
stalking as a metaphor for love 🩷
cannibalism as a metaphor for love❤️
stalking as a metaphor for love🩷
these are my favorites if you cant tell
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cupid has another HC oh no ...
in order for the ghouls - who are hellbeasts and with that not registered anywhere - to travel globally the ministry has to get a fake passport/ ID whenever they summon a new ghoul.
but that also opens the door for a lot of creative and/or horrible name combinations on those fake papers.
the ghouls have the WORST middle names anyone can think of.
they don't really see their passports.
they're only handed their papers when they're at the airport because no one trusts them with such important documents. so whenever they get ahold of their IDs they compare names and tease each other about their fake identities.
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how often Ever After High characters shower 🤢
raven: once a day
apple: twice a day
briar: once a day
maddie: once a day maybe
ashlynn: once a day
dexter: once a day
hunter: once a month
daring: three times a day
darling: once a day
sparrow: annually
duchess: once a day
cedar: damp wood is prone to catching fire but trust she still practices hygiene
cerise: once a week
kitty: nobody knows
lizzie: once a day
blondie: well it’s gotta be just right
cupid: once a day
hopper: once every three days
ginger: once a day
bunny: once every three days
alistair: once a week
chase: once a day
courtly: biannually
rosabella: once a day
faybelle: once every two days
humphrey: once a week
holly: four times a day because of her hair
poppy: once a day
justine: once a day
farrah: once a day
jillian: once a week
nina: once a day but sometimes with rain water
melody: once a day
crystal winter: once a day but it’s always a cold shower
meeshell: she’s in the water a lot so idk
ramona: NEVER 💯💯
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A test WIP because I need to practice drawing groups (also Cedar preview because I love her so much and I've had her in the works for so long)
Also wanted to try and lay out some height differences for future reference. Maddie is absolutely itty bitty. A teeny weeny little guy
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jasico server was chatting about the cupid scene and jason getting nico's memories blasted straight into his brain and how jason being shot with one of cupid's arrows while with nico and this was just never brought up in canon again and now i'm thinking like...what if that's just how cupid's arrows work? not by magically manifesting love for someone out of nothing, but by giving someone the perspective that'd make them fall in love naturally? jason gets a front row seat to nico's memories and instantly understands him intimately and can trust him completely without any doubt or suspicion
so what if jason, after slowly realizing he's totally in love with nico, just thought back to the arrow incident and it made him second-guess everything? because maybe he's only feeling this way because cupid hit him with an arrow with only nico was around and it's no different than any other god messing with his love life
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