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doyouknowthischaracter · 4 months

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I'm gonna tell you a secret: nobody actually submitted Gandalf, I wanted to post him myself to see if I could get away with sneaking his big naturals in there too.

#[scooby doo villain voice] and i would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids #dyktc chatter #not a poll

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armed-with-a-waffle-iron · 5 months

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Stephanie: Hey Big Bird. Not too late, am I?

Dick: Steph?? *struggles to contain laughter* Babs must've stitched you up.

Stephanie: Wat?

Dick: The theme's super-villains!

Stephanie: ...Ohhhh, I'm not dressed up as The Spoiler! I'm Mrs. Baker.

Dick: Huh?

Stephanie: Mrs. Baker! You know, from back when you and Bats met Scooby Doo.

Dick: 😶😳

Stephanie (doing Dick's voice): Holy selective memory, Batman!

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zivazivc · 1 year

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This is a selection of shows that I think would at least somewhat make sense if they crossed over with Miraculous and make an interesting special. So basically stories that take place in the modern "real" world and where the lore and rules of the world wouldn't completely break/clash with ML's (I think... I haven't seen most of these shows in a while 😅)

#I got polls!! *immediately pulls this out of the drafts*#i always wonder if people get random weird crossover ideas like me #i typically hate crossover episodes (reason why i don't like the mcu) but i do like to think about them in my head #ml #miraculous ladybug #miraculous #poll #crossover #i think i'm leaning the most toward xiaolin showdown and scooby doo #the possibilites!! XD #like just imagine fred pulling off hawkmoths stupid mask #and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids #and your cat too!

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ashoutoflight · 7 months

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we've been tracking this vampire for literally almost a year in dnd, and it just got revealed that he's not even a vampire, he's the mayor of the town that fucking hired us in the first place ig its our dm's scooby doo villain era

#the mayor really went #and i would have gotten away with it too #if it weren't for you meddling kids #dnd #scooby doo #original post

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tcpdog · 11 months

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↑ apparently ruining blue hair and pronouns for everyone else, you go king!

#pretty soon it's gonna be illegal better change quick #⊰ Ꜳ ⊱ ⋮ ❛ judging you. ⸢ COMMENTARY ⸥#⊰ Ꜳ ⊱ ⋮ ❛ and I would have gotten away with it too‚ if it weren't for you meddling kids! ⸢ CRACK ⸥

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autumnalmorning39 · 8 months

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#meme #tumblr memes #memes #scooby doo #donald trump #and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids #same vibes #georgia

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lovingyoulovinme · 10 months

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ovur · 6 months

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And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids and that fuck ass bob

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rthko · 4 months

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[A liberationist mask is removed from my face, revealing my desires were discursive all along] And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling post-structuralists!

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team-avia · 5 months

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I thought of this 0.5 seconds before passing out last night BUT if Miranda has the ability to repeatedly revive Mia, what if Mia just constantly tried to break the laws of physics and dying in more and more convoluted ways? Miranda keeps bringing her back and she just rubs her forehead like 'what did you do this time' and she has to sit through Mia explaining how she was 'so very close to perfecting her ultra-heated plasma ray gun crafted from a shipping container, some train wheels and exactly one clove of garlic, and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that meddling Cornelius!'

Miranda would put her in dual confinement with herself. Miranda would hate it, but consider...so would Mia and she's all for it if Mia suffers. Mia is totally a Scooby-Doo villain - I do agree, tho. However, this implied that Miranda and Cornelius are part of the gang and that is infinitely more hilarious

Cinder

#mail 💌#cindermod🔪#scooby scooby doo where are you?#yall ever eat scooby snacks? i always thought those were the most disgusting thing in the world

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thehobbem · 1 year

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Jane Eyre - Part II

DKZJFBDGHSJAKSJD THIS IS THE WORST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN LITERARY HISTORY

*clears throat*

A few days ago I wrote this post about my first thoughts on Jane Eyre. Since people wanted to see my reactions to further events, here I am.

I gotta say: you were all holding out on me, because not only does Jane Eyre have a man more ridiculous than Darcy (by a CLEAR mile), but it also has a clergyman more insufferable than Edmund Bertram, which??? should not be possible???

Okay, so:

I was hoping Rochester would give up on the wedding and confess to Jane about his wife in the attic, but nope! And he would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling solicitor & brother-in-law. Like. This man is so idiotic, and felt so unbelievably sorry for himself, that he said with his full chest "yeah, bigamy is the solution! :D".

...Very uncomfortable how the narrative attributed the lowest possible vices to Bertha Rochester, while calling her "the creole". The vices weren't outright attributed to her being of mixed ancestry, but it felt like that was what was meant. All very uncomfortable. As uncomfortable as when the landed gentry wanted to visit a Romani encampment to see the Romani people (while, ofc, using the g-slur) as if they were animals in a circus? Hmmm, yeah, tough call!

(Look. I'm not gonna go around publicly denouncing books from past centuries for not being politically correct, bc that is an idiotic way to relate to literature from the past. Society was what it was, and not even the authors we admire so much were above that most of the time. But I can, and will!, look at certain things and go "wow, this aged like fucking milk". I think that's fair.)

AND THEN

Rochester, who can't possibly be thinking straight, proposes that Jane become his mistress!!!! Edward Fairfax Rochester, have you ever even MET Jane Eyre?? Do you know her but at all????

And he's like "me, me, me, what's to become of me, am I to be denied love, doesn't the world feel sorry for ME" and I nearly spit on my kindle, I was so mad XD How is this man, pushing fucking FORTY, putting on this preposterous show and leaving this 18-year-old girl to comfort him?????

(To bring up the sad sack that is Edmund Bertram again: it reminded me when Edmund wrote to Fanny: Maria has brought ruin to their name, Tom has nearly died, everyone is in distress, and he's like "But Fanny. Think of ME!!!" ugh)

But yes, honestly, Rochester's not evil, but he's so. goddamn. stupid. And draMATIC. I love him, he's a riot.

...I do not love how he kept blaming others for him marrying Bertha. Like. Sir. You were an adult and you married her of your own volition. "My father" this, and "her family didn't tell me" that, but YOU looked at her, thought she was gorgeous, and agreed to marry her. So fuck you. Hold yourself accountable, for a change. You man child.

So yeah, Jane runs away, which is totally the right decision, and without any money, which is totally the wrong decision, and ends up eating burned porridge again, and I'm like. If I had a nickel for every time Jane Eyre had to eat burned porridge while starving, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Jane is then saved by the Rivers siblings: Mary and Diana Rivers, who are absolutely precious, and St. John Rivers, who is absolutely

UNBEARABLE OH MY GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME

Me, every time St. John appeared on the page:

Hey. Charlotte? Charlotte. Was this a ploy? Did you bring St. John into the story to have us like Rochester more? Is St. John your way of going "Yeah, I know, Rochester is deranged, and what he wanted to do was morally and legally and spiritually wrong, but look at how boring righteous people can be!"? Was it? If so, it FUCKING WORKED, BRING EDWARD ROCHESTER BACK RIGHT NOW.

*rubs temples*

Also??? aekjsdzcbvsdjfsk I can't: St. John: "I found you employment." Jane: "Really? Which is it?" St. John: rambles on about the will of God or something, for entire paragraphs. Jane, who patiently waited for him to finish: "So? The job?" St. John: "Right! I don't know if you're gonna like it, but" rambles on again about the will of God or perseverance or something, for entire paragraphs. Jane: "Right. And the job?"

SIR FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE TELL US WHAT THE FUCKING JOB IS

THIS IS LIKE MR. BROCKLEHURST ALL OVER AGAIN

...Oh. Oh.

That's the point.

St. John really is Brocklehurst again, I love it: both love to talk about how Christian they are, and how it's important to lead a life of humility, etc -- the difference being, ofc, that St. John is not a hypocrite, fat capitalist pig, he's actually leading by (insufferable) example. And they both make Jane feel bad about her true self, just in opposite ways.

And St. John wants to be a missionary, because of course this insufferable man wants to be a missionary and impose his views on nice people who are just living their fucking lives. And he goes on and on about... idk, bringing light to the unenlightened and saving pagans or whatever, and it's SO pedantic, and it's SO patronizing, and it's SO... UGH.

I cannot believe Jane gave this man a quarter of her entire fortune.

AND THEN

HE MAKES THE WORST MARRIAGE PROPOSAL IN THE ENTIRE ENGLISH LITERATURE

No, I have not read the entirety of English literature, but oh boy am I fully confident in my statement. This is the WORST. Like. Mr. Collins' proposal is a shining beacon of unbridled love and romance next to THIS.

Me, reading his proposal:

"Jane, you weren't made for love, you were made for labour. You were made to be a missionary's wife" QEIARKSHV\CZNB;SAEKFJSDVC I'M GONNA GOUGE MY EYES OUT WITH A SPOON

At least Jane, too, was full aware of the insult XD Love that when she told Diana of the proposal, she repeated those exact words, and Diana was like "Girl, what??? Nu-uh!!!".

But it's all great. She refuses him, and he gets all prickly and assholish about it in the most holier-than-thou way possible, I hate him, but then she hears Rochester's voice in the wind crying out for her, and she hurries back to Thornfield. Sure, we've all been there.

Then we find out karma does exist and is the proverbial bitch: Rochester lost an eye, all of his eyesight, a hand, and his manor. Wow.

And then???? They have the CUTEST reunion ever???? And I was so happy for him???? For them??? Charlotte 😭😭😭👌👌👌

Rochester being all jealous of St. John, and I'm like "no, you're safe, he's the worst, he told Jane she wasn't made for love".

He also holds himself accountable at long last (hard not to, after all that), and he thought Jane was deeeeeeaaaad, and he was inconsolable and I'm a MESS

So all is good in the end: they marry -- LEGALLY! :D -- and have a child, and he recovers his eyesight on the eye he still has, and the Rivers siblings marry and are happy, and the book ends... with a letter from St. John saying he's dying??? WHAT

I love all of it. Specially St. John dying. A few stray observations:

The foreshadowing of future events is very well-planted, nicely done, Charlotte. That horse chestnut tree being split in half by lightning after Rochester proposes marriage to Jane? 👌👌👌👌👌 If I ever saw an omen!

And Jane. So smart, so good, so compassionate, so horny on main, so witty, so brave. May God keep St. John Rivers far away from her forever and ever.

LOVE how Jane begins with an aunt (who knows her and hates her) and 3 cousins (a John who torments her trying to diminish her, and two sisters who don't care if she's alive or not) and ends up having an uncle (who doesn't know her but loves her) and 3 cousins (a John who torments her trying to "elevate" her and two sisters who love her and save her life). The story is obviously very cyclical, and I enjoyed that a lot.

Don't know if I love or hate the fact that Charlotte slapped a "St." in front of the name of the John who wants to be a missionary and is the opposite of the first John XD (Yes, I know St. John is a real name, I've seen it many times before, but it's a bit on the nose here!)

...I wonder if Miss Ingram ever found out that Rochester wanted to marry the governess. I would've paid Charlotte Brontë good money to write THAT scene.

And last but not least: Pilot is the goodest boy in the whole wide world.

#jane eyre #charlotte bronte #english literature

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chaifootsteps · 4 months

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Admit it, Chai. You caused that volcano to erupt on Pompeii.

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling Viv stans!

#Anonymous #actual blog post

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sapphiremcguire · 5 months

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I know that Doctor Who looks so intimidating to people that don't watch it. they think the lore is so complex because its been running for so long but in reality it's basically just Scooby-Doo where they have like a VAMPIRE and then they take its mask off and it's just an alien and the alien is like "I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling doctor" and go to their home planet and that's it and that's all that matters

#doctor who #my post

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welovemysty · 3 months

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Do you remember the classic cartoon Scooby Doo, Where Are You? Remember how every episode ended? The gang solved the mystery and unmasked the bad guy. The villain would deliver a monologue about why he tried the scheme, and his speech always ended with the same phrase:

". . . And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!"

I thought about that phrase every time I was tempted to do something that would get me in trouble.

". . . And I would have tried to get away with it, too, if it weren't for my daddy's belt!"

Oh, I still bent over for a few spankings with his belt, but Scooby Doo saved my bare bottom from getting many more whippings!

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gecko-in-a-can · 5 months

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KH (in general) is about an evil old man splintering himself into different fragments to win against the force of good. He does so by manipulating people mostly - and he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids Sora, Riku and Kairi. It's all chill though when Xehanort loses for good his dead bf comes to be like "It's time to stop" and they both fuck off to the afterlife. (I'm summarizing poorly for the sake of humor-- but I really love KH it's worth looking into because it's just so unapologetically what it is and will make you snort laugh -- if you ever have time there's plenty of game-movies online/collections of the games bundled together. But also there was a plot relevant phone game so shrug. I promise if nothing else it is a wild ride.)

I… ok no joke I legitimately looked into some of this after this ask. I thought it was just Disney + final fantasy with some wild plot elements and funny moments thrown in but there is

there is so much going on and I’m admittedly fascinated

#I had no clue who aqua was #Or Axel #I knew Riku and sora!#I knew goofy died (?)#Also HOW ARE THERE TGIS MANY XEHANORTS??? Also two ansems?#Get norted idiot #Also major respect for them being so sincerely buckwild #I still have no idea how half of this stuff works but it’s fun so w/e

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tcpdog · 11 months

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alright everyone this is a robbery

put your hands UP and your tits OUT

#⊰ Ꜳ ⊱ ⋮ ❛ and I would have gotten away with it too‚ if it weren't for you meddling kids! ⸢ CRACK ⸥#guns tw #robs ur tiddies

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