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sir-kuroo · 8 months

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respectfully offers to wash your back but he always ends up 7 inches hard and deep from behind you

—♡ kuroo, akaashi, daichi, iwaizumi, kita, isagi, yukimiya, bachira, reo, kunigami, kyojuro, giyuu, megumi, nanami

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shotorozu · 2 years

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shouto’s definitely the type to see you x100 prettier in his pov

like.. there’s a real reason as to why he seems genuinely confused. it’s as if the gears in his head are slowly shifting— head cutely tilted to the side and everything, when you admit that you’re insecure, or feeling down about your appearance, and it’s because your already existing beauty has been upped by tens and tens of hundred thousands.

#im literally in love with those characters that view their love interests under yassified goggles #love that trope and i love him #bnha imagines #bnha x reader #mha x reader #mha imagines #bnha fluff #bnha x y/n #todoroki shouto x reader #todoroki x reader #todoroki imagines #todoroki headcanons #shouto x reader #shouto imagines #todoroki shouto x you #shouto headcanons #🧠 — shotorozu’s brainrot #will post more content later 😃👍

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plainbageltoastedwithbutter · 9 months

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i so badly want to see crowley and aziraphale in non-western clothing.

I want to see aziraphale taste sushi for the first time and be amazed while learning chinese and traditional clothing for the first time

or or even crowley learning about the punk subculture or even discovering ballroom culture in the 70's

#help #good omens #good omens season 2 #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #brainrot 🧠

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melliofior · 3 months

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Alas I will miss Spains bday 😔 it’s ok I promise it will be worth it (probably mid march because of school)

>:) I’ll post some sketches in between then (hopefully)

#thoughts #aph spain #I’m so tired from school #the brainrot is brainrotting #🧠

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sakuraoora · 2 years

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BRAINROT OCTOBER - BRAINROT 1: SPOOKY MOVIE CUDDLES FT. CYNO

SYNOPSIS. Watching a spooky movie with your boyfriend Cyno!

TAGS. fluff, Cyno makes a dad joke, you're watching a scary movie, short

When you proposed watching a scary movie, CYNO accepted. It's not like he did anything around Halloween, anyways.

When watching a scary movie, CYNO is the dependable one. He doesn't get scared that easily, due to the amount of trouble of all sorts he's had to deal with over the years, but seeing you scared out of your mind was scaring him.

Whenever dramatic music played, you would grip onto CYNO's arm, and once, when a jumpscare played, you nearly jumped onto his lap in fear.

Of course, our boy would do his best to comfort you... but how?

Obviously by cracking a joke.

Imagine it: there's a chase scene that's happening in the woods and your scared af when CYNO suddenly says,

"I don't trust those trees. They seem kinda... shady."

Which immediately lightens up the atmosphere in the room, you relaxing and CYNO putting an arm around your shoulder to watch the rest of the movie in some form of peace.

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#[ 🧠 ] BRAINROT OCTOBER #genshin impact #genshin #genshin fanfic #genshin impact x you #genshin impact x gender neutral reader #genshin x you #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #cyno imagines #cyno x reader #cyno scenarios #halloween fic #genshin cyno #cyno #cyno x y/n

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sir-kuroo · 8 months

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introduces you to his friends during dinner, playing dumb and smiling nonchalantly like his fingers are not playing with your pussy under the table

—♡ osamu, kenma, oikawa, tsukishima, suna, hirugami, reo, sae, douma, geto

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shotorozu · 2 years

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I HAVE A QUESTION. so picture this, you bring shouto over for dinner with your parents and your parents spent time making the food and whatnot. but maybe some of the food turned out to be not that nice or it doesn’t really suit his taste palette. so after when you’re all done eating and they ask shouto how the food was and if he liked it, do you think he’d be brutally honest and say that he didn’t like it or something😭😭 if he did i feel like it would make things so awkward oh gosh💀💀💀

PLS MY SOUL WOULD LITERALLY SHRIVEL UP AND DIE DISGRACEFULLY, IF I WAS DATING SHOUTO AND THAT HAPPENED TO ME 😭 and the silence that’d follows afterwards??? 😨 like boy… my parents are about to ask us to breakup.. you better backtrack rn /hj

anyways, i feel like this situation could be avoided in many different ways (like your parents asking you what shouto’s taste in food’s like beforehand, shouto subtly tossing the things he doesn’t like, but he knows you like/don’t mind in your plate, or shouto just eating small portions of food, and getting food from a place he prefers better when y’all leave)

but i think he’d still be pretty darn honest 💀 it’s a good thing he’s handsome knows how to swiftly save situations.

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“so, shouto!” your mother says, a moment after everyone’s finished their plate of food (or, at least a majority of it) “how was the food? was it aligned to your tastes?”

you give shouto a side eye, being unable to read the expression on his face— which, would be like a walk in the park in any other scenario, nor predict what exactly he’s going to tell your mother.

you knew he didn’t like the food, and while you would’ve told your parents what he liked— they told you that there’d be a huge variety that he could select from.

so, you thought it’s be all fine.

but what the chances that the entire selection’s full of food that your boyfriend doesn’t like? you thought they were pretty slim but, turns out that wasn’t the case whatsoever..

you knew he wouldn’t like the food, ever since you saw him staring at the food with a subtly troubled look on his face— which was calm a few seconds prior. his eyebrows were tilted downwards slightly, and his beautiful mouth appeared to be in the form of a subtle pout.

“shouto, i’m so sorry, i know you don’t really like any of this stuff.. we could strategize so you won’t be seen eating anything, then we’ll leave shortly after— and go to your favorite soba place. how does that sound?”

yet, he still gives you that familiar soft look of adoration. “i’ll be fine. i think.. it’s about time i expand my taste in food.”

“are you sure? like, really sure?”

“yes, love. i’m sure.”

shouto was oh so wrong.

because he somehow managed to find a way to subtly nudge food onto your plate— little by little. you didn’t mind taking food from him, as he’d do the same, and take food from you if the food wasn’t up to your standards.

but you did state the other option, which would’ve been a lot more ideal in regards to his tastes in food.

you also know that shouto’s an honest person, honest in the full definition. can’t even lie to save somebody’s ego— unless that person was endeavor, his father himself.

you just hope he lies about it, even if it’s just by a little bit..

shouto gives you a look that lasts about a split second, before he, unfortunately— answers truthfully. “no.”

“i did not.”

the room goes silent, awfully silent. it’s awkward now. the only thing can be heard is the slight clink of tableware from your father, and breathing from you all. your parents’ expressions fall promptly, and they turn to you in silent alarm.

you turn to shouto in similar panic. making sure your face is hidden by your parents, (who are most likely in the process of silently panicking and questioning their self worth) you widen your eyes— a sign that yes, while honesty is good, he should at least try to re-track his statement by a little bit, to minimize damage.

he reads your expression, your eyes well, and does exactly that. (even if he doesn’t take things back and lie.)

“…but if it’s food from my love’s parents, then i’ll eat it all the same. it wasn’t inedible, but i never tried food like that before, because i don’t reach for it.” your parents are still quiet at that, so shouto continues. “though i eventually, had to expand my taste in food, and this was a good start on that expansion.”

it’s silent for a short second, and it’s as if life has been placed back into your parents’ expressions. your parents— most specifically your mother, since she was the one who made the food, let out long sighs of relief.

“that’s.. that’s great to hear!” your mother says. there’s relief, with a small drop of nervousness on her expression. “tell you what, next time you drop by— i’ll make your absolute favorite! what’s your favorite, shouto?”

“cold soba.”

“really? that’s great! i know just the perfect recipe. now you definitely have to come back. Y/N, the next time you visit, he better be with you!”

“oh yeah, he will.” you promise with a small smile, and under the table— you reach for shouto’s hand, rubbing the back with your thumb. you find that it’s a wonderful silent way to commend him, nevermind the subject.

you turn to look at shouto, only to find that he’s already looking at you. he lets go of your hand momentarily, so he could intertwine his fingers with yours, and press your palm against his.

“i look forward to next time.” shouto says, “… just please don’t make any of that again when i’m here.”

it’s suddenly awkward again.

#and your smile falls and your mom go back into panic #bnha imagines #bnha x reader #mha x reader #mha imagines #bnha fluff #bnha x y/n #todoroki shouto x reader #todoroki x reader #todoroki imagines #todoroki x y/n #todoroki headcanons #todoroki scenarios #shouto x reader #shouto headcanons #shouto fluff #🧠 — shotorozu’s brainrot #more posts later 😃👍

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scattered-winter · 1 year

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oh my god ACTUALLY yes tell me all about the vigilante carlos au

(@x-andro)

ok so first of all I need to say that carlos is sooooo very vigilante coded already. all I did was see truth <3 (@dauntingday shares custody of vigilante carlos btw <;333) AND SECONDLY HERE'S THE PLAYLIST <33

this au incorporates my favorite headcanon that eddie and carlos are childhood besties btw <33 but basically they grew up together and were like Brothers and they were going to Change The World together!!! but then carlos' family moved to austin, and shannon got pregnant and eddie went off to war and they kind of. grew apart. but they both wanted to Change The World still!!!! so eddie became a firefighter in LA and carlos became a cop because they wanted to help people!! they grew up wanting to help people!!!! and carlos wanted to follow in his dad's footsteps!!! but it didn't take long for carlos to realize that the police force only helps the people on top. and the people who really need the help are the ones being oppressed and abused. and he hates that he's a part of it. he tries to stick to it because maybe he can change it, maybe he can be a good cop, but in the end he realizes that no matter how good of a cop he is, the system is still broken and there's nothing he can do from the inside to fix it. he needs to tear it down from the outside and still keep his soul intact. and so vigilante carlos is born <33

he purposely is using police colors but In His Own Way because his whole thing is that he's what the cops should be. yes visual symbolism is a thing of mine however could you tell??? his primary weapon is a collapsible bo staff, but he also has the generic vigilante arsenal (grappling hooks, throwing stars, smoke bombs, etc). the suit is primarily body armor similar to the stuff batman and co. use in the comics, and the cape is fireproof.

he takes the name sentinel (soldier imagery in MY carlos and eddie fic?????? more likely than you THINK) and primarily focuses on protecting the people over protecting assets and property. and he likes to fuck with the cops because he knows their procedures inside and out so he can fuck with them in a way that nobody else can <3 also as he gains more respect and admiration among the people, they begin to adopt his symbol as their own. the symbol of the people, as it were. kids spray painting the S on the alley walls, people scratching it into their walls with chalk, etc etc. I'm a slut for the superhero protecting his people and the people accepting him as theirs, ya know????

anyway the story proceeds fairly similarly as canon, except carlos has been operating as sentinel for at least a year BEFORE tk and owen moved to austin and put the 126 together. so he helps michelle investigate to find her sister, and grace is his oracle <333 she figured out he was sentinel fairly early and insisted on helping him. thus many late nights of grace and carlos poring over cases at the ryder kitchen table while judd played video games in the other room because grace and carlos' detective teamup arc in s3 was SOOO <3333333 she's on comms, and hacks into cameras and security systems to help him find people to help or people to hurt, depending on the situation. her codename is soteria (greek goddess of salvation, safety, and deliverance <333) tk and eddie also talk shop long-distance, and there's definitely a few instances of eddie talking carlos through removing a bullet late at night. and also eddie and carlos speaking spanish to each other. I'm right <3

he meets tk and the 126, and everything proceeds about as canon dictates, except sometime after putting the firehouse together owen retires and goes to live in the fucking. bahamas or something. idk where he is but he sure as hell isn't in austin anymore <3 before, carlos didn't really have anyone outside of his family to hide his secret identity from, since grace and michelle already knew, but now he has a new family to lie to, and he doesn't want to lie to this one. he and tk hook up and get together a la canon, but then a few months into their relationship tk finds out that carlos is, in fact, the vigilante running around austin all night. and of course there's some conflict there because tk's upset that carlos didn't tell him, and carlos is upset because he wanted to, but wasn't sure how, and also didn't want to bring tk into it anyway, and it's kind of a Whole Thing. but after they both have some space and cool off, they reconcile because I like miscommunication angst but only if it isn't dragged out super long. so there's a little angst but nothing huge. they're partners in crime your honor <333

SO. PARAMEDIC TK x VIGILANTE CARLOS. YOU CAN UNDERSTAND MY VISION CAN'T YOU <33333333 I have an UNGODLY amount of scenes where tk patches carlos up after patrol while they're both discussing the current case and bouncing ideas off each other. this is my very self indulgent au after all <333 at this point, most of the firehouse still doesn't know that carlos is a vigilante, with tk being the exception, and carlos doesn't want them to know because they'd gladly throw themselves into the field to keep him safe and he doesn't want them to do that!!! the entire reason he's doing this is to keep people safe and he doesn't want his friends to put themselves in danger for him!! but ofc they find out in the worst way possible because it's ME <3

carlos' primary villain is gonna be a pyrokinetic/serial bomber for a lot of reasons first of all so that tk can use his expertise to help solve the case and also because it's a sexy sexy trope to have an entire firehouse be up against the literal embodiment of evil fire <333 but sometime during this conflict, the bomber figures out carlos' secret identity and nearly kills him in an explosion, so tk rushes him to the one place he can trust: the firehouse. which is how the rest of the 126 finds out that carlos is sentinel because he's wearing the suit bleeding out from shrapnel wounds <3333333 tommy and nancy help tk patch him up, and after carlos regains some of his strength he and tk have to figure out their next move. so he tells the 126 to leave austin. go stay with relatives, go stay with friends, whatever they have to do that gets them out of the city. they're connected to carlos, which means they aren't safe anymore. and meanwhile carlos and tk are running to ground to figure out their next move against the bomber. and they go to the only person carlos trusts with this: his childhood best friend. cue the tarlos road trip from austin to LA and the scene where they're on eddie's doorstep and eddie just pulls carlos into a hug because they're BRUTHVERS ur honor.

the next phase of this arc takes place in LA as carlos recovers from his injuries and he, tk, and eddie try to plan out what to do next. and also uncle carlos playing with chris. I'm correct about that too

meanwhile, LA's own young vigilante is running around on patrol with a suit very clearly modeled after sentinel's, so after carlos heals enough, he goes out to meet her. and may grant wasn't expecting to meet the person who inspired her but she's very much happy to!!!! before meeting carlos her primary style was to hack into the phones and talk the bad guy down and lure him outside where she's waiting to Take Him Down (like she did in the most recent episode!!!!!) but then he teaches her how to do more detective/vigilante work. carlos mentoring may is what I'm saying. and they're both vigilantes. <3

may's suit btw <3 she looked at sentinel's suit and went "what if that had STYLE" and she was right <3 she modeled her color scheme after firefighters instead of cops, because she has so many incredible role models in her life who are also firefighters!!! her superhero name is peacemaker, which she modeled after her mom!!! may's entire persona as a superhero being inspired by both her parents is SO personal to me actually

anyway. carlos and may bestieship agenda <333

and ofc the good times can't last. because the bomber follows them to LA. and now it's sentinel + peacekeeper + a handful of the most batshit insane found family to ever exist + the most batshit boyfriend to ever exist against a bomber who can shoot fire out of his hands. also carlos and may working together to take down her first real supervillain <3<3<3<3

but ofc they take the bad guy down, and tarlos go back home to austin, but not before getting roped into Dinner With The Grants where athena pulled carlos aside and says "I appreciate you keeping my daughter safe out there but please for the love of god don't fucking DIE before we see each other again" and also carlos sparring with may that is ALL <33333

#lone star vigilante au #expect MUCH more thoughts because this is near constant brainrot #all hours of the day i am thinking about HIM (vigilante carlos)#asks #jinxdiaz #mads 🧠#ough.....leo. you need an tag. what's your favorite emoji?? i give all my besties a silly little emoji tag and you are now my bestie.#you have no choice in the matter <33333 #carlos reyes #tk strand #911 lone star #eddie diaz #may grant #leo 🌻

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galecstatic · 2 years

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does your brain ever just:

"Mike smiles. Will BLUSHES, turns away."

"Mike and Will lock eyes. Will's HEART BEATS OUT OF HIS CHEST."

"Will is SPEECHLESS. But he LIKES what he hears. His happiness is palpable. His mouth, DRY AS A CALIFORNIA SUMMER."

"His face can light up the room."

and then it suddenly gets to:

"We'll go crazy together, right?" "Yeah. Crazy together."

"I asked if you wanted to be my friend. And you said yes. You said yes. It was the best thing I’ve ever done."

"I didn't say it." "You didn't have to."

"You know, it's Hawkins, it's not the same without you."

"Maybe I feel, like, I lost you or something."

and then without warning:

"Is it? Is it early, Michael?"

#byler #I AM A MESS HERE → 🧠#byler brainrot fr

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here2bbtstrash · 2 years

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alright y'all the time has come - i am stuck on a train until 2:30 in the morning (😩) and i am in need of a distraction and a serotonin boost

which means LDOMLT brainrot hours have officially begun 🎉 my ask is now open to any and all theories 👀, headcanons 💭, questions ❔, and fluffy or smutty (or angsty?!) thots 🥰 pertaining to my current in-progress series look down on me like that!

i won't answer or confirm anything that would outright ruin what i have planned for the rest of the series, but i may hint at a spoiler or two because of who i am as a person 😇 so you can certainly try!!

hopefully y'all like this idea (and if it helps, know that you're keeping me company while i am actively writing ch 8 hehe) - i eagerly await to hear your brainrot and share some of my own in return 💜

#mposting #ask game #LDOMLT brainrot hours 🧠

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sakuraoora · 2 years

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BRAINROT OCTOBER -- BRAINROT 2: TRICK OR TREATING EXTRAVAGANZA FT. GRIM REAPER XIAO

BASED OFF OF THE OFFICIAL XIAO HALLOWEEN ART 2021

ships. Xiao x Reader (platonic or romantic, either works)

tags. fluff, you go trick or treating with Xiao <3

It’s the Halloween season everyone!! This means putting on your favorite costumes and trick-or-treating with friends and loved ones.

XIAO doesn’t know much about Halloween, except that it’s one day of the year that, well, people would dress up as monsters, demons, princesses, fairies and adepti would flood Liyue harbor. It was strange, seeing people dressing up like that.

But you were XIAO’s biggest weakness, so when you offered to go trick-or-treating with him, he caved.

You got him a cute grim reaper costume, and you wore a ghost costume (don’t worry, it wasn’t just a bedsheet) to match & accompany him in.

It was surprisingly fun, and XIAO even found out that, hey, mini almond tofu candies existed! (don’t tell him, but you stole one of them from him because he kept taking yours)

Okay okay, but when there were people who looked at you funny because of your costume, XIAO would totally immediately step in and give them the stink eye

I mean, you really matter to him!!

You’d probably go trick or treating til around… 11 PM? And then XIAO would drag you back to Wangshu in because you need sleep

All in all, our little adeptus loved it and you went to sleep cuddling <3

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