Macaque: I want to die

MK: Don't say that, no one WANTS to die-

Macaque: I've had experiences in Death better than whatever the fuck this is LET ME DIE-

Anyways I LOVE the amount of fics where Macaque just looks at his living conditions and has one of two reactions; Either desperate to survive or ready to just return to Di Yu, it's all rlly heartwarming stuff.

Au lit, le baiser by Henri de Toulous Lautrec but make it Aziracrow

SPIDERWEAVE GANG RISE UP

i love learning cursive just to write text for exactly one character

please

just once

can we have this trope

NOT GO WRONG SOMEHOW

liSTEN, Surge and Amy should hav a bowser and princess peach dynamic

Ultrakill Suns because I gave them shiny wings

Guys... I think we might have a type.

So I read "The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" by Robert Louis Stevenson and I

it just hit me that crowley as a character is especially attractive and sympathetic to kids and teenagers because he’s the “cool moody sexy rebellious one” whereas aziraphale is deeply uncool, typically follows the rules, and is not conventionally attractive. so of course the kids and teenagers on this website are going to defend crowley at all costs even if it means having cruel and uninformed opinions…

this truly explains everything to me

Vote mob in the @autismswagsummit and support this emotionally repressed, academically challenged and terrifyingly powerful autistic 14 yo and his gaggle of overenthusiastic friends today..!!! (Or. Today as in when the voting starts again ig)

[ID: three drawings of Mob from Mob Psycho 100 interacting with one character in each concerning the autism swag summit.

The first one is a comic of him and Ritsu. In the first panel, Ritsu is clutching his phone so tight it's shaking, the screen showing the result of the Donnie vs Kris poll wherein Donnie had won. The background is a purple gradient, and he says "no..." The next panel, the background a darker purple with wavy swirls, shows Ritsu hunched over, hair falling over his shadowed eyes, teeth grit as he continues "no- this can't be...! I won't allow it, no, no-". He gets interrupted with "Ritsu, are you alright-" and the final panel brightens to a pastel peach, Ritsu looking back, distraught, at Mob, yelling "YOU'RE GONNA LOSE AT AUTISM NII-SAN". Mob, who is simply standing there, in his gym shorts and a half tucked in pink shirt, holding a glass of milk, replies "h?"

The second image is one done in red and green tones, of Dimple and Mob. Mob sits at his desk with a tired expression, one hand curled to his temple as he does his homework, Dimple hovering over him with his fists balled, as he says, "Do you want me to go beat that guy up?". Mob replies, "No, Dimple." Dimple continues, "I follow you 24/7 so I know more than anyone how much you should win this." Mob replies, "That's creepy. Just help me with my maths homework, Dimple."

The third is of Reigen and Mob. Mob has a finger raised, his aura coating his hand, as he looks back tiredly at Reigen, who has one hand on his hip and the other on Mob's shoulder, smiling cockily and sweating slightly. The background a simple light yellow, the both of them colored in pastel pinks and illuminated by a teal light that comes from Mob's power. Reigen says, "It's okay, Mob, no matter what, you're still my #1 autism." Though the annotation beneath his words, pointing to him, clarifies, "has no idea what's going on." End ID.]

“Who’s thirsty?” is objectively the funniest prompt for a buff. Fighting for your life and some guy comes up to you and throws down a coke machine.

hi heres art so you pay attention to me now go read the tags

Its his first day on the job be nice to him <//3

do you think he realized later what he said was kinda stupid

What do you mean too sweet by hozier is a harvey song. Who lied to make that happen. I get the coffee part but drinking whisky and going to bed at 3am?? Who did this

davina // fem!crowley wip

this was started as a fem crowley wip. got too distracted by davids big baby browns so here we are..

this was basically how it went vvv :

need to get the full body shot done soon because david as the dr's assistant is UNBELIEVABLY cvnty. no notes.