#//immortal; (OOC)
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this mf is always falling
#and i always draw my blorbos ooc#idk i jeed to get better at writing sonadow as individuals and then also together#im workin on it :P#sonic#sth#shadow the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonadow#sonic the hedgehog#art tag#immortal au tag#sonic au
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Philza Minecraft is a wizard who accidentally became immortal after meditating too hard.
Missa Sinfonia is an engineering student who got turned into an vampire after going to his first (and only) frat party.
Decades later, they bump into each other at the bar Forever Anonymous.
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"So you... don't want to be immortal?" Philza eyes his drinking partner.
"Hell no," Missa scoffs. "I have to get my engineering degree again." He puts his head in his hands. "I chose the wrong career for being a vampire, man."
"Oh thank god." The blond wizard relaxes. "I thought I was the only one who hates immortality, mate." He puts on his hat. "Say, I've been researching a way to reverse it. Want to join me?"
The dark haired vampire clasps his hand desperately. "Please!"
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Years pass in their pursuit to reclaim their mortality. Missa makes himself helpful to the cause- "It's okay to take a break Philza, have some enchiladas so I can live vicariously through you!"- and fashions them in the mortal regalia of the decade as time slips through their fingers like quicksand. He keeps them to a schedule of new names, new jobs, and new towns so nothing inconvenient props up once they've figured out the cure.
They take a small detour for Philza to conquer Antarctica for a couple of decades, but it was well worth it for the penguins. And it helps that there's never much sunlight during the times of year they're there, and the vampire can't really feel cold. It becomes Missa's favorite vacation destination.
Returning to their home in not-Antarctica is less exciting for a vampire who can't be in the sunlight.
"Are we there yet?" Missa complains as he sits at their normal kitchen table, eying Philza's sandwich mournfully as it sits untouched and unappreciated.
"Not yet." Philza smashes golden applies into a blender hooked up to an absurd amount of redstone circuits behind the wall. His eyes glow purple as he waves his wand, mummering an incantation as the machine screeches impassively. "Maybe this will work?"
Missa drops his head and sighs. Being an immortal vampire can be very, very boring. Maybe he should visit the penguins and see his Great, Great, Great Grandchicks.
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Philza sighs as he rolls into bed. He waits for ten minutes before slipping into Missa's room and pretending to be really, really cold.
"No problemo, Philza," Missa says as he opens his cold arms wide. "I'll warm you up." He teases with a quirk to his lips.
The wizard sinks gratefully into the cool skinned embrace of his vampiric companion. A couple of decades ago, his face would be turned carefully away in embarrassment while spending time internally combating a sexuality crisis, but the immortal has long realized that labels are bullshit and he can ask for a hug if he wants one, dammit.
"What's on your mind?" The cold-skinned vampire asks him, seeing right through his bullshit.
"Forever told me he's in love with me." Philza confesses softly as he lies prone in Missa's embrace. "But he's not actually, because I remind him of his old partner from when he was mortal. Same hair, eyes, taste in clothing-" His chest grows tense. "I saw the pictures. Which I know it's really sad that Forever's life partner was mortal and gone, but I hate that it means I'm being seen as an imitation of someone else instead of the person I am. And it's not like I reciprocate his feelings-" He glances up at Missa. "But I wish we were at least friends, you know?"
Missa huffs. "He's a pendejo, Philza. We should going to his terrible bar."
"We did meet there." Philza reminds him, both amused and pleased by his partner's defensiveness on his behalf.
"We'll go to other bars!" Missa counters irritably.
"There aren't any other immortal bars, Missa." Philza points out logically.
"Well, he has to pay somehow." Missa's grip tightens in anger with vampiric strength, before he remembers himself and loosens his hold. "I'm not letting him get away with treating you like a convenient replacement for a ghost. It's rude, man!"
"We'll think of something." Philza placates with a suppressed smile. "Let's sleep on it. Okay?"
Missa hurumps and settles down to meditate. "Only if we think of something better. Otherwise, you know I'll burn that place down, Philza."
They both drift into unconsciousness and wake later with revenge in mind.
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The strange pair walks into the latest government's registration office right before close in winter. They complete an absurd of paperwork and giggle as they walk out.
A few weeks later, they receive marriage certifications in the mail and proudly display them above a picture of a sulking Forever.
When their friends ask why, Missa starts to theatrically sob and accuse them of not believing in true love. Philza, without an ounce of shame, always just laughs.
They both refuse to elaborate.
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"Ta da!" Missa jazz hands as he slides into view. "I found us a son!"
Philza blinks as he stands in the foyer of their home, looking down at the dragon hatchling stabbing him in the leg with a wooden sword. "A what now?"
The child is wearing a duck floatie. They don't own a pool. He has never been more confused in his life.
Philza accepts he has a son minutes later after listening to a peacefully dull, ordinary tale that makes him relax about the decision his husband made. Something about an adoption center ran by polar bears, a "Federation" kidnapping them at some point, inconsequential stuff. They could absolutely raise this child with no worries whatsoever.
He corrects the child's form. "Now this is the way to stab someone, mate." The child chuffs happily and proceeds to stab him a bit better than last time. The immortal wizard looks up at his husband. "What's his name again?"
"Chayanne!" The vampire' grin drops at the murder in Philza's eyes.
"I thought I said that name is banned in this house!" Philza yelled, chasing him around the house with his son's wooden sword. "No cheating!"
"I'm sorry!" Missa wailed before getting thwacked. "Its a good name!"
The name inevitably sticks after the dragon hatchling refuses to answer to anything else. The immortal family of two swiftly, and spiritedly, becomes three.
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"How did we meet again?" Missa asks his husband as they curl up around the fireplace.
"Oh that?" Philza hums considerably. "I think we were at Forever's bar and bonded over something we both really, really hated. Can't remember what it was, though."
Missa gasps. "Wait, I know!"
"What was it?"
"Engineering." The vampire says gravely.
"No wonder mate." Philza groans. "Not worth relearning how things actually work every decade."
"I know, right?" Missa says, sitting up as he becomes more passionate. "I'm so glad I switched careers to creating destruction wherever I go and reaping mortal souls by drinking all their blood like a mortal Capri sun."
"That really is so much better, king." Philza agrees. "I think Chayanne would be perfect at that when he's older."
"He's 200 years old, cariño." Missa reminded him. "Our little huevo chose to fight God with Uncle Etolies, remember?"
"Oh yeah, I remember now." Philza lies. "I heard on the news, after the Capri Sun ad, which, I don't know how that company lasted so long-
Missa suspiciously smirks. All the employees are his minions.
"-That the sun's going to collide with the earth in the next five years."
"Can it be sooner than that? I can barely remember Forever, and he's got a name that we have to say all the time." Missa groans. "Immortality, forever, whatever man!"
"Yeah our memory's fucked." Philza chuckles.
The married immortals stare into the fireplace and hope they haven't forgotten anything important. They go to bed to meditate the night away.
"Shit shit shit!"Missa slaps Philza out of his trance, who rolls over in protest. "Get up, old man!" A bucket of water dumps over his head. And then lava, which tickles. "We forgot Chayanne's birthday!"
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End of fic
#qsmp fanfiction#qsmp#qsmp philza#qsmp missa#death duo#qsmp pissa#forever owns a bar for immortal people#i imply capri suns have been around for hundreds of years#queerplatonic#romantic or platonic#choose your fighter#etolies has a career in fighting gods#probably ooc#*shrugs* oh well I had fun
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coughs up blood.
small update on my activity going forward: it's my last week of class starting tomorrow, which means I'll be considerably occupied with final projects, exams, presentations, readings, papers......... so I'm going to be taking responsibility for myself and go on semi-hiatus until May 6. any activity from me will be likely written out of an attempt to destress here and there. if I haven't responded to any DMs, this is also the reason why. I'll be probably lurking but until the majority of my examinations and all that are over I won't be writing unless the urge really calls me. those of you who have my discord know where to find me, and I'll see the rest of you in two weeks TvTb
#//immortal; (OOC)#//immortal; (PSA)#i'm graduating in almost exactly a month and it doesn't feel real and also very scary a a a aa
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I've been off tumblr for a bit because, when I'm not at work, I'm helping to barn raise a couple of discord group verses and get them off the ground.
I'm stumbling in, because I'm casting group verses! And there's room in a BtVS/TO/TVD/TW/SPN crossover verse (The Originals-based and set in New Orleans in early seasons) for canons from all four shows, as well as select OCs (select, in that we're looking for ocs that fit the show, like werewolves, witches, vampires, slayers, etc.). There is a discord hub for rp, and there's some rp stuff on tumblr in the same verse, already. Friendly group! If you're interested, please drop me a message! Don't *like* this for interest sake, because I won't see it.
I will be back on tumblr, soon! I've just got my work cut out for me. <3
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one easy way to check is if he's feverish. though depending on how warm his usual body temperature is, that can be a bit hard. but one easy way is to just put your hand on his forehead to see if it feels unnaturally warm. considering that he keeps cuddling you guys, you probably do have a feeling for his usual body temperature for now. otherwise, your best bet is waiting for him to wake up.
His usual body temperature…
Blinky presses a hand to his forehead, gauging his temperature, before sliding it over to his cheek. Tinky scrunches his face when Bliklotep finishes at his neck.
-Is lower than that.
As they lament another potential trip to the hospital, Tinky groans and squints his eyes open. Immediately hit with a strong scent, he shifts to press his face into the cushions.
Why’s it smell like peanut butter?
#The Lords in Black#Bliklotep#T’noy Karaxis#ask blog#rp blog#Blog Event: Hatchetfield Citizens#(Obligatory ‘immortal beings get sick for the first time’ scenario //OOC)#Hatchetfield rp
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in honour of twitter being shot like old yeller by the rat i have made more fake id tweets <3
#i finally had to admit to myself that cas would not have a normal username like ‘charlow’ and would in fact pick something completely insane#and then i remembered that lewyn looks like if carlisle cullen was gay and received a vision of cas’s twitter handle from an angry god#as ever i dont care if these are ooc i’m smashing them together like barbie dolls in my brain#maeve speaks#choices#playchoices#pixelberry#immortal desires#choices immortal desires#choices id#cas harlow#cassius harlow#cassie harlow#gabe adalhard#gabriel adalhard#gabriela adalhard#cas x mc#gabe x mc
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#bg3#imagine saying a romance is doomed because one party will live on and find themselves a 'spare'#holy shit#unwell!!#anyway first of all you can cure vampirism and second of all you can make tav immortal so like ... cmon now#why are you like this fr fr#astarion discourse#also saying spawn is OOC like ... fundamentally misunderstanding the concept of a rpg#he's a protagonist bruv#he's an origin character#he HAS TO have a choice for who he becomes#whether you like it or not it's there for a reason and it's just as valid as AA#legit are you like this on purpose#cuz i refuse to believe ur this dumb#dl
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like for an elfgar starter
#(peasant builder blursed with immortality by a cathedral he helped build)#modern or fantasy or period drama#yes i did just start pillars of the earth#ooc
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heket and joonona :-) <3 just wanted to doble em
#cult of the lamb heket#cotl#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb follower#cotl follower#cotl heket#ohh we love them so much theyve been buddies for so long#gave joonana a longer living pendant#wish we gave them an immortal one but didnt know how to switch pages on the gifts or really anything until today#joonona enjoys talking about her day with heket in very vivid detail#i think joonona would spend hours just talking about her most recent crusade with heket just super excited and shit#idk much abt heket but we like imagining heket with an instrument hehehe#joonona totally is' overdramatic' we think she'd preform little plays and act out stuff#also she talks odd and i love it#heket enjoys trying to add things and wants to show the exact like#longing? enthusiasm towards joonona and her stuff she really just wants to show joonona how much she sppreciates and loves her#heket would be fucking devastated if joonona died#definitely would not show it though atleast at first#sorry if we're getting anything ooc!#but we overall just like them :-)
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*gross sobbing*
Thank u .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
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I update my original COI post regularly so that it has all the COI drawings/au info included to make them easy to find. check it out if you want to learn what COI is or see more art!
#a proper appreciation post for all the support i've been getting for COI#i'm flustered#i still can't believe one of the artists i follow has followed me back#ooc wwx is just my secretary /j#mdzs#SasukiMimochi#mo dao zu shi fanart#mo dao zu shi#the grandmaster of demonic cultivation#lwj#wei ying#wei wuxian#demon wwx#demon#COI#Clash of Immortals#demon wei ying#demon wei wuxian#mdzs fanart#mdzs fanfic art#wwx fanart#mdzs fanfic#sona#sasuki mimochi
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me ? oh just thinking about sam calling mary mama. 🥰
#*. ooc ›› RAMBLINGS .#listen i’ve talked about this before but the immortal / mortal dynamic between this mother & son#chefs kiss
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#not to mention the character played by Tom Hiddleston in the show ins’t loki. he’s some ooc clown. I call him Larry#and the writing genuinely makes My Immortal look like Shakespeare#and no. Sylvie is not a loki. she's the director's dumb Mary Sue self insert ooc. they just claim she's a loki so they can justify her#stealing the show's spotlight. she's a poorly written terfy sexist caricature. not a woke icon.#loki tv series#loki show#loki series#loki tv show#loki tv#loki 2021#Loki Season 1#Loki Season 2#Marvel ridiculousness#MCU#Marvel#Disney#anti MCU#Loki#anti loki series
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Man, if there were only a Simon (that wasn't me lmao) or Curtis, I would be sending that poor mun a bazillion super boops.
It's what Nathan would want.
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good morning! i have caught up on the dash and have an easy day today (thank fuck) so with luck I can tackle some more asks after my class!
have a WIP i was working on last night for Jing Yuan's G.enshin verse, courtesy of Ventium:
TLDR he is a (former) Millelith commander and an Adeptus! His Illuminated Beast form is a white tiger. He's retired since Rex Lapis' "death" and, having lived in Liyue for so long, is curious about the world beyond the harbor's ports.
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Attention Please!
@thenarratingnightshark115, @daughterofadeity, @ask-thalya-and-narrator, @file-unknown24(for any of your characters who have met Malyice b4)
If any of you or anyone else reading this happens to come across my mangled corpse one day, please carry it with you and any other scattered bits of flesh you may find. I don’t want a wild creature or something to eat my body, that makes my life 10x harder. Thanks<3
#OOC: Just realized I don’t think Malyice has told anyone in character about her immortality#Do any of your guys’ character actually know about that? XD /Gen#Malyice#dnd#malyice dnd#malyice oc#dungeons and dragons#in character rp#d&d#d&d character#d&d oc#dnd character#Tsp#dungeons 3#the Stanley parable
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The realization that Emrys has so much in common with Himmel from Frieren that it fucking kills me. And just enough different from him that it becomes funny.
#an endless tale; headcanon#the heart of a fallen star; emrys pendragon#let me tell a story; ooc#he left little markers across the land not so he'd be immortalized but so others (mainly merlin) wouldn't feel alone#and so many other things i'm gonna eat a chair
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