love is in the air? WRONG! dragons

guys i've stayed up for the past 12 months or so to be ready for whenever christmas starts but it hasn't happened yet? i'm convinced it's just not happening this year. anyway i'm really tired now so i might sleep for the next 24 and a bit hours

[ID: a photograph of a pile of twenty books on the floor /end ID]

don't ever put me in a used bookstore lest i spend all your money (well it was like $60 which for books is really not bad)

I might get back on my bullshit this month

Vanguard swimsuit fic here we go!

At certain points Stefania got fed up with being constantly misinterpreted and combatively misread and that is when you see her one-liner film reviews like "Na Zachodzie bez zmian" (Polish translation of the German title of All Quiet on the Western Front--"In the West, nothing new")

i'm meant to be going out to the coffee shop but i just needed to post this and say i love everything that's happening here

Mauro C. Martinez (American, 1986) - Trust (2022)

You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs

Genuinely loved the experience of being at camp for the first time and seeing all the companions with their tits out like they're all gonna go clubbin or some shit

Then there’s Gale

Who's just. So utterly swagless that his clothes smell like dusty old books. My man doesn't give a fuck about the drip he's getting his ass ready for bed

so yknow the "AAA battery" joke with aspec identities? well there's a lot of versions of that whether its Aro/Ace/Agender or Aro/Ace/Autistic, but... theres so many other A's too: Abro, Aplatonic (and other Aspec orientations), Androgyne, Abinary, Atrinary, Alterhuman, ADHD and more- you get it.

so, i wonder... how many As can one battery have???

wisdom teeth: out

pain: in

my father does a regular trivia thing with his coworkers and apparently last time some of them were talking about leon czolgosz (as well as assassins musical but that's irrelevant) and they said some things that were not quite right about him and i asked my father if he corrected them (i'm sure he knows things from all my talking..) and he said No why would I do that I wasn't part of that conversation. genuinely bizarre to me tbh

They are smitten, I believe <3

Do actually think it's useful that my only really "innate, inherent" talent is Puns, Parody, Paronomasia, and as an extension of that, scalpel-precise, psychologically-calibrated, precision-strike Parody-Satire-Shading Into Really Fucking Mean Mockery, when I am a person who absolutely positively does not have the social cache or "clout" to be wielding that skill or honing my proficiency into a tool of professional advancement. Made a unilateral decision awhile ago to keep all my accounts locked and make all my posts unrebloggable, not just for privacy and soft-shelled self-protection, but because I know there's an evil Mirrorverse Raya in an alternate timeline tapping their (witty!) cruelty for clicks and like. Горе от ума!!!