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Be straight with me
Jason: So we're having an after party kinda thing should we invite Reyna?
Thalia : *Starin at Reyna* Uhuh Yeah
Jason : *rubbing his temples* Thalia!
Thalia : *snaps head to look at Jason* What?!?!
Jason : first of. You can be gay with Reyna but please be straight with me
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You know that can kill you right?
Jason : Y'know that can kill you right?
Thalia : Yes I know *smoking*
Annabeth : *drinking* Generally we're trying to speed things up
Yn : *Chugging down drugs* True
Percy and Grover : *eating raw cookie da while nodding*
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Jasico
Jason : Nico Kissed Me!
Piper :  Oh my Gods! Oh my Gods! Oh my Gods!
Jason : It was unbelievable!
Piper : Oh my Gods! Oh my Gods! Oh my Gods!
Percy : Okay, we wanna hear everything, get the wine and unplug the phone. Jason, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Jason : Oh, it ended very well
Piper : Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Percy : Okay, alright, let's hear about the kiss.Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Jason : Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Percy : Ohh...So, okay, were they holding you? Or were their hands on your back?
Jason :  First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Piper and Percy : ohhhh.
~Meanwhile~
Nico, At cabin 13 : So uh yeah I kissed him
Annabeth : Tongue?
Nico : Yeah
Reyna : cool
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Dumb Scar stories
Jason : Dumbest scar stories, Go!
Annabeth : I burned my tongue once drinking tea
Piper : I dropped my hair dryer on my leg once and it burned
Leo : I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Percy : I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Nico : I have emotional scars
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Dead
Percy: *dies*
Jason : Alright Timer starts now! I say 2 months!
Nico : Bullshit. I say 1 month
Thalia : Nah, I say Half a month
Annabeth : *sobbing* WHAT ARE YOU DOING PERCY JUST DIED?!
Chiron : *Scratching his beard* A week
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Fire
Bianca: *Gets set on fire and screams*
Bianca : Just kidding fire does nothing to me
Yn : Darling, Are you alright?
Nico :... What has happened
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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Taller
Metis : Why is Artemis and Apollo on the table
Athena : Most likely 'cause they want to be taller than you.
Apollo and Artemis : *Trying to be taller*...
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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Safe word
Thea (Yes Thea queen): I will torture you now
Y/n : *Smirks* Kinky
Thea : I think you're sweet and beautiful,
Y/n : Wait-
Thea : You deserve to be loved
Y/n : *Backs up* N-No-o
Thea : Your feelings and needs are valid and deseve to be heard
Y/n : I NEED A SAFEWORD
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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My will to live (Dif version)
Me : Where is it? *While searching frantically*
Hestia : What are you doing?
Me : Trying to find my will to live
Hermes : *Comes in* A package for Me?
Me : What is it?
Hermes : A set of Percy Jackson and the olympians, The heroes of Olympus and Trials of Apollo?
Me : Never mind I found it
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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I miss you more than life
Y/n: Alright Nico, So if I win I get to spend time with my girlfriend but if I lose you can spend time with your sister
Nico : Deal
Nico : *Aggresively tapping*
Bianca : *whispers* You gonna let him win?
Y/n : Yup
~Now~
Nico and Y/n : *Stands right next to Bianca's grave*
Nico : I miss you, Sis
Y/n : I miss you more than life, Love
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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My will to live
Y/n: *Frantically searching around the room*
Athena : *Not looking up from her book* What're you searching for?
Y/n : My Will to Live-
Bianca (Yes, Bianca Di Angelo) : *Walks in*
Y/n : Oh... There it is
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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Thalia tried to be a love therapist
Thalia : So basically you're in love with everyone. Am I right?
Reyna : Yes
Thalia : Even Jason, Percy-
Reyna : Yes yes but they have girlfriends
Thalia : Wanna get revenge on Jason
Reyna : Hell Ya
~2 weeks ater
Thalia : What do you want Jace?
Jason : Just asking. Are you both dating?
Reyna : Yep..
Jason : FINALLY MY SHIP CAME TRUE *Runs to find nico and percy*
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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Talking with aphrodite
Artemis : What... No...
Aphrodite : Oh really what about your lieutenant.
Artemis : .. Please don't go-
Aphrodite : Or Athena
Athena across the room : WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
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pjo-arrowverse4ever · 2 years
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What do the gods ship?
Levi (An OC) : Producers what am I doin' today?
Producers : Asking the gods what they ship
Levi : I'm not getting killed right?
Producers : Ye-Yeah definately
Levi : You sure?
Producers : Y-yep!
Levi : hmmm... Ok
Producers : *Sighs*
Levi : Imma teleport there now
~On Olympus~
Zeus : Yes I know Dear
Hera : DO YOU KNOW!? DO YOU KNOW WHEN TO NOT CHEAT ON ME WITH THESE INSOLENT
Zeus : *Over-dramtic gasp*
Hera : CRUEL
Zeus : *Gasp*
Hera : DISGUSTING MORTAL WOMEN?!?!?
Hermes : Yeah yeah *Pants* Wait I'll get it
Athena : Shut up Ares
Ares : Oh I'll shut you up!
Athena : Try me
Ares : I WILL
Artemis : NO APOLLO THE MORTALS HATED THAT NOW YOU WANT THSI?
Apollo : I DON'T CARE IT'S MY PLAGUE
Levi : *Casually teleports in*
Everyone : *Turns*
Levi : So now gods are you done bickering?
Everyone : Yes...
Levi : Good... Anyways The producers-
Producers : DOn't include me!
Levi : Sorry I was just curious who do you guys ship the most?
Ares :Frazel for Frank
Frank : Thanks...
Ares : Oh- and Chrisse for Clarisse but Ruegard would've been a good ship to...
Clarisse : Thanks dad... WAIT WHAT?!
Athena : I'd go for Percabeth... If he makes Annabeth happy I guess
Poseidon : same as Athena I guess..
Percy and Annabeth : Thanks Dad/Mom
Pluto/Hades : Frazel and Solangelo
Nico :...
Hazel : Thanks dad
Apollo : SOLANGELO!
Will : Thanks dad, You can stop singing now...
Hephaustus : Caleo
Leo : Thanks!
Hera : None
Artemis : THEYNA!!~~ All the way
Theyna : *Blushes*
Zeus : PERCABETH!~
Percabeth : Wat?
Everyone : Wat?
Zeus : oops...
Aphrodite : I ship Jasper, Caleo, Percabeth, Theyna... Oh and Zartemis
Percy : Wait Zartemis?
Artemis : APHRODITE!!!
Aphrodite : oops...
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