sunshinegremlin
SunshineGremlin
Li. 22. masc agender (any pronouns).
aro/ace-spec bi. autistic & adhd. mentally ill. quaker/unorthadox christian. based in US.
slow with posting (and I mostly use queue) but i'm still here! #userli to tag me.
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The only retail job I miss is being the cashier at a local Hardware Store in a small town surrounded by other small towns, because I was essentially a high fantasy GuildMaster.
I worked there three summers in a row, and every laborer from every nearby town would come there for whatever supplies they needed, and man could they gossip like there was an Olympic medal for it.
At 8 AM, every morning, every plumber, roofer, electrician, and landscaper in the county was at the door waiting for me to unlock it, and they’d come back throughout the day.
I knew every tradesman in a 30 miles radius, and I knew too much about everyone in town because of, like I said, the tradesman gossip. It’s shocking that people basically tune out an entire person in their living room and say whatever they want, because they don’t see the guy fixing their light fixture as real somehow.
Then your average citizens, the townsfolk, would come in to ask for labor recommendations. The cashier at the local hardware store is a god among yelp reviews.
A woman needs her roof repaired. A man wants central air installed in his 100 year old house. Someone needs to break into a safe they inherited without the combination.
And I would make recommendations. I’d take down names and information so when a plumber I liked walked in an hour later, I could say, “come here, I have a job for you” like I needed them to clear a village of Redcaps.
There is no difference between your local mom-and-pop hardware employee and Greed Karga sending the Mandalorian on bounty hunting jobs.
If Geralt of Rivia walked in, I could have found him something to do.
I believe all plumbers dual-wield drain snakes and arcane magic, because you’d be surprised how often Liches come up in septic tank repairs.
You can belong to a monster hunters’ guild and a welders’ union, if you have the time. Always good to diversify your portfolio.
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speechless. the pose. the expression. this should be a painting.
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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)
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The king 💛
Ok, here's a fantasy game because I want to feel nostalgy (there was a period of time, when my dream №1 was becoming an elf)
So, here we go
1) take this quiz
2) make your own character, based on the result, using this piccrew (the character can look whatever you want)
3) repost with your quiz result and your character. Don't forget to tag somebody
Feel free to take part even if you weren't tagged :3
I'll go first
I'll tag: @sparrows-my-abhorred
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Rainbow Eucalyptus trees get their colorful appearance when they shed their bark, starting with bright green patches that gradually transform into orange, maroon, and blue hues
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happy earth day 🌎 🍀
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I love that he’s just So Excited to share this weirdness with Watson that he literally jumps over a settee.
#sherlock holmes#granada holmes#acd#absolutely obsessed with how elegantly Brett jumped over the couch#^^ YES#my special interest#special interest
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shoutout to whatever staff member has this bumper sticker at my school
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My counselor once told me to make sure I wasn’t doing things to distract myself from the boredom rather than try to sate it. I feel its one of the most important things he ever said to me.
When I’m distracting myself from the boredom, I read or game excessively so I don’t feel the emptiness of boredom. It’s a short term thing, and it only staves the boredom as long as I’m doing the thing.
When I’m sating myself from the boredom, I pursue things I am genuinely interested in and so find myself feeling fulfilled and happier for a longer period of time. Even if I stop doing it temporarily, I don’t immediately fall apart as I would with the distraction.
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[Image Description: a pink axolotl centered in the photo with a bright magenta messily handwritten message underneath saying "you can do it"]
if anybody needs to hear it:
#hope i did the ID right!! my first time kinda trying#cute#encouragement#comfort#axolotl#animal#you can do it!
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God loves you.
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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad
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you’re outside, the moon has just fully eclipsed the sun, and you hear me yell in anguish. you look over and watch, horrified, as the sleeves on my “sun’s out, guns out” shirt start to rematerialize
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if there's one thing that humans are gonna do it's tell stories and make art and try and find meaning in the meaningless despite it all and really really think that that is reason i choose to keep going most days
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Hey can someone remind me that I still need to take breaks even on good days so I don't overwork myself and have more bad days
#pls take breaks#im very guilty of this 🙃#DO AS I SAY NOT AS I DO#mental health#physical health#important
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bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
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oh you guys... we are NOT gonna survive season 2
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