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Ghost whispers conspiratorialy in your ear, eyes forward during the brief.
"I lose track of time when I'm with you. Every moment spent without my cock sheathed in your cunt is a fuckin' eternity."
You swallow hard. Price stops mid-sentence, raising his voice as he addresses you and Ghost from across the room.
"There a problem?"
You clear your throat. "No, Sir."
Without turning around, you've no doubt Ghost is smiling under the balaclava as he crosses his arms over his broad chest as he confirms.
"No problems here."
MASTERLIST
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oh my god
thinking abt riding schlatt cause he was tired and then he starts fucking up into you
Half-asleep but still so desperate for you. It was almost pathetic.
His arms laid out on either side of him, hands too heavy to lift up and touch you. You didn’t mind, though. Riding Schlatt was something you loved, and usually, sex with him was him holding you down to the bed and pounding into you. Now? You could do whatever you wanted and he’d be too tired to say anything.
Your moans were soft and airy - careful not to pull Schlatt from his sleepy headspace. He was so cute like this. his normal guttural grunts were now replaced with gentle, breathy moans and high-pitched whines, pleading for you to finish him off.
“Feels so good, fuck,” Schlatt whined, eyes barely open to look at your beautiful body bouncing on top of him.
One of his hands managed to gently grasp your hip; not using any force, just holding on while you do all the work for him.
His eyes slowly closed and his head rolled from one side to the other, whines becoming more frequent and loud. you could tell his sleepy daze was fading.
The hand on your hip slid across your back and latched on to your other side, while his free hand did the same, holding you in a hug across your waist. You laid on top of his chest to accommodate him, eyes slowly opening back up to admire the breasts now in his face. You felt his lower body shift under you; his knees facing upward, his thighs touching your ass.
Your eyes met his as he smirked, taking one of your nipples into his mouth as he began to fuck into you, his hips lifting off the bed to snap into yours.
Your moans became louder and whinier as his soft moans turned into the grunts you were used to.
Pure bliss overcame your senses as you relinquished control back to him. somehow, it always ended up with him in charge.
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just a thought b4 i go to bed cause brain rot but. . .
Schlatt with another cc!reader and priviate relationship and he accidentally leaks it
so hes super overworked and tired due to some big projects and goes to bed early
youre streaming, about ready to wrap up, when the door to your office opens and a very sleepy schlatt stomps in. you dont notice since your back is to the door
“baaabbbyyy”
chat goes WILD
“A BOY???”
“IS THAT SCHLATT”
“Y/N BEHIND YOU”
upon seeing this you turn around and see him, pouting in your doorway :(
panic sets in as you quickly realize that he is half asleep and doesnt realize youre live
you quickly turn back to your stream and turn it off before sighing and walking to him
“sorry” hes clearly more awake now and has realized whats happened
he collapses into your side, wrapping his arms around your waist and pressing sleepy kisses to your jaw. “its okay baby you didnt mean to, it was bound to happen eventually” you coo as you play with his hair. he just nods and relaxes in your embrace and soon you hear his soft snores.
dude fell asleep standing up 💀
“aaalright lovie bedtime” he perks up at your words, eagerly leading you to the bedroom where he crawls into bed with you
“ill take care of it in the morning i promise. just need you right now” 🥺🥺🥺
cuddles omgggg
wake up next morning and check your phone only to find that you in fact did not end stream. . .
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ok so this sucks but its okay cause im eepy as fuck
might turn into a real fic
ALSO i found an old yumi fic i wrote a while ago on wattpad so if yall want me to post that here lemme know (ill do it nyway 😁)
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him
My favorite screenshots of Schlatt from Ludwig’s Unpaid Intern stream today!
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he can put me on my knees 😏🤭
oh my god.
“oh i’m a feminist. i wanna put a woman on top. and on the back, on her knees”
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if you support wilbur soot unfollow me.
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AHHHH
oh my god.
“oh i’m a feminist. i wanna put a woman on top. and on the back, on her knees”
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the way he looks back at the screen while its still zoomed in is so cute wtf 😖😖😖
What's up dog?
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god imagine he makes ice cream from the cum 😩😳
Frozen Treat
Jschlatt x Fem reader
Requested by: none
Warnings: Smut! Swearing, teasing.
A/n: 18+ NSFW! If you don't like the warnings please don't read! PLEASE KEEP MY COMMENT SECTION AGGRESSION FREE!
Tag: @goldenstarofthunderclan ❤️
@ogelizasoot 🩷 @youngcreatorlady 💜
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Y/n and Schlatt were in their kitchen filming themselves making different flavors of ice cream, when she pulled out a bottle of Gatorade.
"Fruit punch Gatorade!" She cheered. "This is gonna be the first item and flavor of ice cream.
"Gatorade?"
"Yeah, baby. I didn't wanna go too crazy on the first one, like you and Ted did with the fuckin Cheeto dust. And no snorting this, I don't have a crisp twenty on me,"
They pulled out the Ice cream maker and a bowl, Y/ n poured in the heavy cream, Gatorade, Sugar, and egg yolks. She mixed it together and poured it into the ice cream maker, clicking the power button.
"How long did you guys have it in there?" She asked.
"About an hour."
Y/n rested her elbows on the counter and leaned on it, Schlatt stepped behind her and wrapped his arms around her stomach, pressing gentle kisses to her neck.
"I have an idea on how to pass that time." He whispered, his hand running down between her thighs.
"Not now, J."
"What?" He asked. "Since when do you say no to me?
Y/n tumed around, pressing both hands against his chest, "We're filming, not fucking,"
"I can edit it out."
"Nooo!" She said in a sarcastic tone. "I thought you'd fuck me on the counter, then leave it in."
Schlatt chuckled, watching her step past him and go into the livingroom. He took one last look at the ice cream before fallowing her, they plopped down onto the couch and snuggled together. Schlatt turned on the TV and switched it to something they both felt like watching. A devious smirk spread over Y/n's face as her hand slowly made it's way across his thigh, and down to his cock. She began palming him through his sweats before he took her hand. moving it away and holding it against his chest.
"We're filming not fucking, remember?" He asked.
Y/n looked around, "Do you see a camera facing us."
Schlatt smiled, leaning close so his lips were touching her ear. "You're gonna regret pushing me away in the kitchen."
His words sent a shiver down her spine, causing her to blush and snuggle her face into his neck.
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1hr later
"Well we're back!" Y/n said, scooping ice cream into two bowls. "And it's done...I think, it sure looks done."
Schlatt sat on his stool next to her and grabbed one of the bowls, "Let's see what this tastes like. By the way, she picked Gatorade.
"Yeah, it's better than fuckin spinach and hot Cheetos!"
Schlatt nodded, taking a spoon full of ice cream and savoring the flavor once it was in his mouth.
Y/n shrugged, setting down her bowl.
"It's good. It wouldn't be my go-to. I like that it's not over powered with flavor."
Schlatt nodded again, "Yeah, it's alright. Nothing special."
"Now you pick a flavor."
He closed his eyes and pulled a paper bag out from under the sink, taking the new flavor out. The two of them groaned when they saw it was chicken seasoning from ramen.
This is gonna be fuckin gross." Schlatt said.
"You never know till you try it."
Y/n grabbed the large bowl off the counter and brought it over to the sink. As she began to rinse it off, Schlatt stepped behind her and slid his hands up her sides, making his way to her breasts.
Y/n whimpered when she felt his thumb brush against her nipple, and his lips trail hot kisses down her neck.
"Babe-"
"You tell me to stop and I'll bring you upstairs, tie you to the bed and fuck you till you cry."
"...Stop"
Schlatt pulled away, grabbing her arm and taking her upstairs. Y/n let him push her onto the bed, tie her down and watched as he began unbuckling his belt.
"You didn't wear a bra, full knowing i'd touch you. You wanted this to happen, didn't you?"
Y/n simply bit her lip and kept watching as he slid his belt from its loops, wrapping it around her neck so it was not too tight and not too loose.
Schlatt smirked, pulling her forward with the belt.
"I asked you a question, pretty girl." He whispered.
"Yes, daddy. I wanted you to touch me."
A shiver ran down her spine as Schlatt slid his hand up her shirt and cupped her breast, rolling her nipple between his thumb and finger.
"Yeah, you like that huh?" He whispered, watching as arched her back into his touch.
Schlatt pushed her back against the bed, climbing on top of her and pulling his cock from his jeans. He leaned closer, his lips nearly touching her ear and he rubbed his cock against her thigh.
"You want this, baby girl?"
"Mhm...y-yes please."
"What nice manners for such a pretty little whore."
Schlatt pulled her shorts and panties down he legs and threw them across the room, he lined himself up with her entrance and planted a kiss against her jaw.
"Hold on to me, baby."
Y/n wrapped her arms around his neck, feeling him push in and immediately begin thrusting hard. Schlatt held the back of her neck as her head was buried in his shoulder, the sound of her whimper everytime he hit that special spot drove him crazy.
"Fuck, you're so tight." He growled.
Schlatt suddenly flipped her over, pressing her head down into the mattress. He pushed back in and pulled on the belt that was still buckled around her neck.
"You like that, princess? You like it when daddy uses this little pussy?"
"M-mhm."
"Lemme hear you say it." He whispered.
"Y-yes, daddy. You fuck me so well."
An arrogant smirk spread over his face as he took out his phone, he when to messages and clicked on Ted's name. Schlatt turned on the voice recorder as his hand slid under her and began rubbing her clit.
"You want me to go harder?" He asked.
Y/n was nearly sobbing at how ruthless his thrusts were, it felt so damn good that she could barely speak.
"I- fuck, J. Y-yes I need more, p-please don't stop."
Schlatt chuckled, his pace speeding up. The phone picking up the slap of skin on skin, Y/n's moans and Schlatt's grunts.
He clicked send, waiting for Ted to reply.
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Ted was sitting on the couch, munching popcorn and watching TV. His phone binged and without hesitation, he picked it up and clicked play on the voice message.
"You want me to go harder?"
Schlatt's voice asked, fallowed by Y/n moaning. Ted's jaw dropped when he heard just how fast Schlatt was going, his imagination running wild and wondering what she looks like, tears running down her face and her body shaking from overstimulation.
He started thinking of what to say back...
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"She sounds so pretty." Ted texted.
Schlatt could feel his orgasm approaching, his legs started to shake and his thrust became sloppy.
Y/n cried out as her liquid ran down his cock, pushing him over the edge right after her. He collapsed on top of her, burying his face in her neck.
"You're so beautiful, baby girl." He whispered, peppering her neck in soft kisses.
Y/n wrapped her arms around him, both of them trying to catch their breath.
"J."
"Mhm?"
"W-who did you send that to?"
Schlatt chuckled, pressing a wet kiss to her collarbone. "What are you talking about?"
"It was Ted wasn't it?"
He smirked sucking a dark spot into her skin, making Y/n moan.
"Yeah, he says you sound pretty."
"J, we have to get back to the video." Y/n's voice came out shaky, the feeling of his lips trailing feather light kisses down her stomach made her shiver.
"It can wait, princess. Daddy just wants to taste you."
THE END ❤️
Hope you enjoyed
Reblogs are welcome 🤗
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schlatt on a roadtrip with you and his friends ??
i think so
not proofread btw so sorry
schlatt x reader on roadtrip (ft. charlie and ted)
would instist on driving and have you shotgun
his hand on your thigh or holding yours the whole time
so mean to everyone else but so sweet to you 🤭
“schlatt can we get dunkin?” charlie’s stomache growled as he spoke.
“or just food we’re hungry” ted continued
schlatt was quick to dismiss them, “stop complaining kids” he growled, briefly turning back to look at them
charlie and ted laughed and simply played along. “mommm,” ted groaned out, looking at you.
with a chuckle you looked at your boyfriend, a sly smile plastered on his face as he watched the road. “jay im hungry,” you pleaded with puppy dog eyes.
he squeezed your thigh and looked at you, “alright where are we going?”
only listens to your suggestions on where to go 😭
also stopping to eat at like a restaurant or something would be so funny
like he litterally is so rude to the waiter/waitress and you have to apologize
hes not even trying to be rude hes just soo… him
after the restaurant ted or charlie end up driving and yall are in the back
takes up the whole row if seats to lay down 😭 😭 😭
cuddles with you like litterally will not let you go
falls asleep so fucking fast too
also just refuses to have his seatbelt on
“schlatt put your seatbelt on please it wont stop beeping at me” charlie attempts to reason with him from the wheel, a dull beeping coming from the dashboard.
“no we die like real men charlie,” schlatt grumbles.
he also litterally acts as a seatbelt for you
if your asleep he will shush the boys relentlessly like omg
“shut up guys y/n’s asleep”
“schlatt we werent even talking”
hes never actually upset at his friends though hes just being silly
overall just super cute with you
also the boys 100% tease him for it
they take pictures of you two asleep in the back 🤭
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt#schlatt#schlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader fluff#jschlatt fluff#ted nivison#charlie slimecicle#chuckle sandwich
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guys i just watched the new chuckle vid and schlatt talks about his vet loving the cats.
so how do yall feel about schlatt x vet!reader 👀🤭
like imagine hes just gushing about the cats to her or shes telling him how to act with burnt soup and he has to ask her to repeat herself cause he just wasnt listening whatsoever 😭
imagine him scheduling appointments right b4 her lunch breaks and then spends her lunch break with her
genuinely going crazy over here someone validate me 😭 😭 😭
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Schlatt moaning in the new chuckle episode here
omfg dude i rewatched that shit like 20 times
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hayy ive been busy these last 2 days so ill get to requests either tmrw or the day aftr :)
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Could you write for schlatt?
I'm thinking an English/German girl who is his graphic design (does like his thumbnails and like website) and after late night and long discord calls he slowly realises he doesn't just see her as an employee or friend but something more? I saw this sort of idea some where recently and it's giving me brain rot. Plus the banter between an English/german person would be unhinged.
YESSS OMG ACTUALLY LOVE THIS ive thought about this so much recently and i know german soo
gonna do hcs for this :)
also im very bad at formatting so sorry about that (ill probably rewrite stuff after i figure out how the fuck to do it)
Jschlatt x german/graphic designer!reader hcs
warnings-some nsfw at the veryyyy end
Wilbur introduced you two after schlatt said something about needing an artist for his channel
'find graphic designer !!!' schlatt mumbled while writing on the dull yellow paper. He was in a call with some friends, not really paying attention to what they were doing as he was busy making a sort of to-do list
"schlatt are you there?" the thick accented voice brought schlatt out of his daze
"hm yea sorry whatd you say willbur"
"i said my mate is a graphic designer, i can send you her info if you want." wilbur repeated with a laugh
"oh shit yeah thatd be great man thanks"
definitely left the call to go talk to you after that
very caught of gaurd by your accent, wilbur had failed to mention the slight language barrier as you were used to doing work in german
"so its a little ram with a sweater" his voice suprised you, wilbur didnt say anything about him being american.
"a what?" you laughed at the foreign word nervously. He sounded intimidating and it was kinda hot???
"a uhh," he laughed pulling out his phone, "einen bock? i think." Any sense of intimidation melted away as he stuttered out the poorly pronounced german.
absolutely melts when you giggle at this ^^
he LOVES your laugh!!! specifically that he can hear the accent come through in it
once you start working for him finds a way to sneak your art into everything he does and pays you way more than he should be
"Schlatt this is like triple my rates, you really dont need to pay me this much"
"consider it a tip, toots"
flies you out to every single event he goes to. merch photoshoots? you're in every photo. creator clash? he bought you the best seats in the house. says its a "business thing". (its not)
gets to the point where you're spending every other month in Austin with him before you move out there.
when chuckle sandwich starts he begs you to do all the art for it too (not that you would've said no)
Also begs ted to have you on as a guest
guest turns into member after the first chuckle week, where schlatt insisted that you be there cause you made the art
finally asks you out the week after the 1st chuckle week where they stay for the week to decompress
took you to boa then going stargazing
asks you out in german
"Sehr Schön" you breath out as you look up at the stars. Schlatt next you is freaking out trying to get the courage to ask you out.
"Du bist Sehr Schön" He misspronounces, still managing to make you blush. He only knew what that meant because he had been studying how to ask you out in german all week.
He puts a finger under your chin to shift your focus to him before speaking, "y/n, Ich mag dich wirklich, wirst du mit mir ausgehen?"
It was obvious he had used google translate and taught himself how to say it as he mispronounced many words and had a slight stutter, but it meant the world to you
Pulling him in for a kiss you paused to look at him, "Du bist dumm, Jschlatt"
asks you to speak to him in German
teases you so much (lovingly obviously)
also (nsfw time)
learns how to call you a slut in german
when he fucks you so good and you start babbling in german
sorry if this wasnt great i kinda got carried away and its my 1st writing thingy
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader fluff#jschlatt#schlatt x reader#schlatt#riceywrites#jschlatt hcs#jschlatt headcanons
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NEW WRITER JUST DROPPED LETS GOOO
hiii im rice n im finnally gonna start writing on here so feel free to send requests or anything
ill write for-
chuckle sammy boys
groupchat boys(no grunk)
+more i cant think of rn just ask!
ill write fluff, smut, etc either hcs or fics
i wont write-
smoking/ drugs (alchohols fine)
i cant think of ny rn but ill make n actual list later :)
#jschlatt x reader#jschlatt x reader fluff#jschatt#yumi x reader#schlatt#schlatt x reader#chuckle sandwich#ted nivison#smut#x reader#self insert#the group x reader#group chat#yumi#issacwhy#bigt#softwilly#larry#charlie slimecicle
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ghostburs always reminded me of the dad from coraline but the drawings of him really sell it omg
GHOSTBUR !! GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN HE REEKS OF SEWER WATER AND WILL GIVE YOU AN ILLNESS!!
uhwhaahah more funy dsmp art with ghostbur and revivebur
cant believe this is the same guy just with a different photo filter thats crazy...
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