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Why is his crush coming to practice? Kageyama had not the slightest clue.
Kageyama is starting to freak out. He still feels embarrassed about what happened in the classroom. “Earth to Kageyama!” Hinata jumps up and down, waving his hand in front of his partner's face. “Stop thinking about milk-chan and focus on the game!”
Tsukishima overhears and scowls, “You know it’s weird calling them ‘milk-chan’ out loud, right?” Hinata shrugs. “So?” “What do you mean, so? It’s fucking weird.” “You’re weird!” “What?” Yamaguchi stands between them with a sigh. "Hinata, don’t provoke Tsukki.”
The ginger sticks out his tongue while Tsukishima rolls his eyes. Kageyama doesn’t react to the small argument that happened and simply walks the other way. “Okay boys, get in formation!” Coach Ukai shouts, and the boys go into position.
Kageyama is going to serve first instead of Asahi. ‘Maybe hitting this spike will let my feelings out.’ He lets out a breath before tossing the ball up, running a few steps forward, and hitting the ball right across the net. He gets the point, and he goes to hit again.
Another point, and Kageyama hits once more. Nishinoya digs for it, and Tanaka goes to pass to Sugawara to set. Daichi hits the ball, and Asahi goes to dig it up. This goes on for a while before taking a break.
Kageyama huffs, exhausted from playing. He hears someone shuffling next to him, but he’s too tired to tell them to shoot away.
“Milk-chans here!” Hinata whispers in his ear, and Kageyama immediately straightens up. His eyes dart across the gym until they land on his crush, talking to Yachi about who knows what.
They notice his stare, and they wave. Kageyama's cheeks flush and stand frozen. “Wave back, idiot.” Tsukishima mutters close to his ear. Kageyama does so, and his crush smiles more than ever.
They start to walk towards him, which starts freaking him out. “You’re really good.” They say, and Kageyama stutters, “U-Uh, T-Thanks, um...” He looks to the floor nervously. “I wanted to check on you.” His heart flips and flops. “I’m sorry for showing up out of the blue.” They explain, and Kageyama isn’t processing anything at all.
“Since you were struggling with English, I came to see if you had time to study. I was worried about you.” Hearing that, steam comes out of Kageyama's face. “I hope volleyball isn’t getting in the way.” They continue. Kageyama's words are incoherent, and the rest of the boys stare in disbelief.
“Kageyama is embarrassing himself.” Hinata says it with a pout. “They seem into it.” Tsukishima snickers, and Yamaguchi sighs in response. Daichi steps forward and pats Kageyama's back with a chuckle. “Do you need to borrow him for a minute?”
Their cheeks flush, and they shake their hands. “I was just asking if he wanted to study with me! I understand if he can’t because he needs to be here for volleyball.” “I see.” Daichi’s hands go on his hips. “Unfortunately, we need Kageyama since we have a practice match soon.” “I understand.”
They smile at Kageyama. “I’ll leave you alone now. Have fun; I’m rooting for you.” Those words replay in the boy's head, and his face gets even redder if that were possible. “R-Rooting for me?” “Mhm!” They confirm, and he almost passes out. Tanaka was thankfully there to stand him back up.
“Why don’t you study at his place?” Ennoshita suggests, after walking over, making sure Kageyama doesn’t fall again. The group stared at him in awe. “Yes!” Hinata jumps up and down. “You can study at Kageyama's house! He lives practically alone.” Kageyama comes back to his senses and kicks Hinata's side. “Shut up, dumbass!”
They smile wide. “That’s great! Is that okay, Kageyama? I’d love to be with you today.” The boys stared at them upon hearing those words. The guys looked at Kageyama's reaction, and sure enough, the poor boy was losing it.
Kageyama’s mouth is wide open, and his cheeks are glowing red. “Y-Yeah…that’s…okay…” They giggle, “Great! I’ll wait for you then.” They say farewell and leave the gymnasium.
“Kageyama has a date.” Sugarawa chuckles, and Kageyama falls to the floor, startling the boys and panicking if he just stopped breathing.
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im hungry
chat i wanna see sxf code white so bad or I’m JUMPING 😭😭😭😭😭😭
loid forger save me…save me loid forger…
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offbrandkyoya · 2 days
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you have me speedrunning haikyuu bc I forgot all the characters and I refuse to read your smau until I know all of them…
fanfiction is not for the weak.
oh my gosh the dedication is CRAZY…you better than me fr i read a yoi fic and didn’t know half the cast and STILL read it 😭😭😭😭
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HI POOKIE!! HRU??
HI POOKIE!! I’m good! I’ve been nervous the past few days cause my skills test is next Wednesday…BUT tmrw is prom LOLOLOLOL
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i got asked to prom :3
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[ ] = speaking in english
Kageyama, Hinata, Noya, Tanaka, Tsukishima, and Yamaguchi stand near the windows, rehearsing Kageyama with his lines.
“Okay, I think he’s ready.” Tanaka declares with a nod. Kageyama stares down at his paperwork. “What if they’re busy?” “Then pressure them.” Tanaka states, but Tsukishima sighs, “Don’t do that. Just be patient.” Kageyama decides to listen to Tsukishima on that.
Hinata begins hitting Kageyama's arm. “Here they come!” Kageyama nervously begins to walk to them, but he notices they’re about to enter a classroom. He turns his head back to the others for help. Noya, Tanaka, and Hinata motion for him to follow. He gulps and turns back ahead.
Slowly, Kageyama stands in front of the doorway, clutching the paper for dear life. His crush sits next to someone, helping them with their assignment. ‘Shit. They’re already busy with someone else.’ Kageyama sighs, already giving up. He stares at them, and he continues to do so when he turns his body to head out, only to hit his head on the doorframe.
Kageyama groans and rubs his forehead in pain. “Kageyama!” He jumps at hearing them call his name. “Are you alright?” They place a hand on his arm, which flusters him. “U-Uh, yeah.” “That looked bad. Let me see if you’re bleeding.” Kageyama feels his face burst.
He can’t form any words as their hand touches his skin. “It’s not bad.” They say, then giggle. “Please be careful.” Kageyama nods. They put their hands down, then notice the paper he’s holding. “What’s that?” Kageyama snaps back to what he’s really here for. “Oh, uh, I was wondering if you could help me with my homework." He says it almost in a whisper.
They smile and say, “Of course.” They go ahead and sit on an empty desk, and he follows. He figures this is their classroom, so that’s done. ‘I just need their name.’
“Let me see.” Kageyama shows them the paper, and they read through it. “Hmm.” They look up at him. “Do you have a pencil?” “Uh…” Kageyama searched through his pockets, and thankfully he did. He hands them his pencil, and they begin to write.
“It’s asking you to form a sentence using the vowel word “a” as a beginning word. It doesn’t have to be complicated. It can be "a car” or "a cat." For this, it’s asking you for a complete sentence. So it can be “I have a car.” Do you understand?” No, he didn’t.
Kageyama nods either way. They smile and say, “Good. Here, I’ll answer one for you. You can use that as an example.” They write down a sentence, and Kageyama takes note of how elegant their handwriting is. They make writing in a foreign language look easy.
“You try.” They pass him the paper and pencil. Kageyama gulps as he reads the question. “Uh…” “Do you know what it’s asking?” “Uh…” Kageyama's eyes are glued to the words. He doesn’t know what to put there at all.
Kageyama finally writes something, but knowing his crush is watching is making him nervous. “There.” He passes the paper back, and they take a look. “A for effort.” They say, and he groans, “It’s wrong?” “Kind of. Look,” They scoot their chairs closer to him and move the paper in between them. Kageyama's heart beats fast when he sees his arm touching theirs.
Kageyama didn’t know what they were saying. He felt like he was going to explode at the physical contact they’re having right now. “Do you get it now?” Kageyama blinks, “Uh…Uh huh.” “Good.” They smile, and he looks down. “Is that all you need?” “Uh…” Kageyama's eyes widen. ‘Fuck. I need their name.’
He looks straight at them, and they sit there in confusion. “Is something wrong?” “Um…” How is he going to make them say their names? He looks at the questions and tries to think of a solution. Finally, he picks one and says, "So, would it be, [Kageyama eats a cookie and milk, together]?" He looks back at them with his cheeks flushed red.
They don’t say anything for a moment. “Hmm.” They nod with an approving smile. “Yes.” “Can you repeat it?” He asks. “Sure.” They clear their throat. "[Kageyama eats a cookie and milk together.]" Kageyama frowns. "That's not what I meant." They tilt their heads. “No? What did you mean then?” “Uh…like…”
“Kageyama!” He turns around and sees Daichi standing by the doorway in frustration. “What’re you doing here? Shouldn’t you be in class?” “What about you?!” Daichi crosses his arms. “I’m looking for Tanaka. I figured he’d be down here with you kids. Now, go to class.” He walks off, and Kageyama pouts.
His crush giggles and pats his back. "Bye, Kageyama.” "Bye." He gets up with his head down as he drags himself out the door.
Kageyama blows it once again.
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SM WRITING IM SORRY FOR YAPPING 😭
chat…how do we feel about the yuri on ice: ice adolescence movie getting canceled…
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Not only does Kageyama not know the person's name, he also doesn’t know what class they’re in.
One thing is for sure: It’s not his. If it was, he’d notice them right away. He doesn’t want to come off as creepy and follow them to their classroom. That’d probably scare them off.
Kageyama lets his head fall as he walks the halls. He was tasked with bringing some paperwork to the office. After dropping it off, he had to go back to class. He really didn’t want to, but he had no choice. ‘I really want to play volleyball right now.'
He continues walking with his head down. All this love is bumming him out. Kageyama isn’t social at all, so he’s screwed. Kageyama stays lost in the cloud until he bumps into someone. “Ah, sorry.” He says, and when he realizes who it is, he immediately gets nervous.
It was his crush.
They look at him with an apologetic smile. “No, I should be the one to say sorry. I was in a rush.” Kageyama doesn’t know how to respond. “I’m sure you had somewhere to be. I’ll get going now. See you later, Kageyama.” They say and continue walking straight ahead.
Kageyama finally snaps out of it. Then he curses and feels even more down. ‘I could’ve asked them what their name was.'
It’s like God is out to get him. That was his chance, and he blew it! Kageyama walks into his classroom with a grim expression. “Thank you for dropping it off.” The teacher tells him, but Kageyama only walks straight to his seat and hits his head on his desk. ‘I’m not cut out for this at all.’
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kageyamas a loser but we’ve been known
love him I promise!
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“That’s them."
Hinata points at the student who was speaking to one of their classmates in the hall. Kageyama's eyes instantly glue on them, and Hinata makes a face.
“Kageyama, they’re not going anywhere.” He says, but the tall one doesn’t respond. “Oh god.” Hinata shakes his head, then nudges his arm. “Kageyama.” “Ugh, what?” Kageyama doesn’t look away. “Ask them what their name is.” Finally, Kageyama looks away, but he’s staring with fear at Hinata. “No way.” “Why not?"
His cheeks flush pink. “B-Because.” Hinata smirks, “What’s this? The King is nervous?” “Didn’t I tell you to stop calling me that?” Kageyama responds coldly, only making Hinata smirk more. “Not until you ask what their name is."
Kageyama grumbles and stares back at the student. The more he stares, the more he wants to shit himself. “Wow, it’s true; the king is drooling.” Kageyamas snaps his head behind him, and it's Tsukishima, with Yamaguchi tagging along like always.
“Shut up!” Kageyama screeches. “He’s supposed to be asking what their name is.” Hinata says. Yamaguchi chuckles. “And how’s that going?” “Not good.” Hinata sighs and glares at his partner. Kageyama sneers. “Guess someone is pussy.” Tsukishima comments, which pisses Kageyama off even more. “Watch! I can do it!"
Kageyama, who developed a sudden confidence boost, marches his way to his crush. He taps their shoulder, and the person turns around. They notice who he is and smile warmly. “Hello, Kageyama.” Upon hearing their voice, Kageyama freezes.
“Is there something I can help you with?” They ask with a head tilt. Kageyama stutters, and he starts feeling a bit sweaty. “Kageyama?” They notice his friends in the background, and they look at him again. “Is this about volleyball? Do you need me to do something for you?"
Kageyama opened his mouth, but nothing came out. His crush and the other person that he forgot is also there; they just stared at him.
“He’s embarrassing himself.” Yamaguchi says, and Hinata sighs, “Damn.” The short one heads his way to Kageyama and grabs his arm. “Sorry about him. He was just wondering if there was any assembly today.” He chuckles, and the student giggles. “No worries. To answer your question, no, there isn’t.” “Good to know.”
He drags Kageyama back until the student says, “See you later, Kageyama.” Kageyama looks back, and they wave at him before going back to talk to the person they were working with. “Stop drooling, Kageyama.” “I-IM NOT!”
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firm hopelessly romantic kageyama believer 🫡
normalize making yachi as chaotic as the others!! SHE CAN BE SILLY TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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offbrandkyoya · 8 days
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(rules) (nominees) (polls)
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to nominate!
send an ask (anon or not) choosing your nominees! must fit under the categories
— in this case, must be a scaramouche x reader smau
can be whatever genre if the writer is uncomfortable with participating in the oscars, the nomination will be deleted respectfully!
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current nominees for the scaramouche smau oscars!
— behind the lens! (completed) — @ventismacchiato
— how haters are born (ongoing) — @zoropookie
— darling, starling (ongoing) — @kararisa
— sherlock holmes (ongoing) — @dittodon
— HOW YOU GET THE GIRL ! (completed) — @kazumist
— keep my heart (ongoing) — @aestherin
— what’s so good about him?! (ongoing) — @luvkuvi
— my heart beats for you (ongoing) — @sl-vega
— Lights, Camera, Action! (completed) — @offbrandkyoya
— ditto | they keep on asking me, “who is he?” (ongoing) — @vinecradle
— JEALOUSY (ongoing) — @lovelysspace
— just a hater (ongoing) — @anrieee
— Of all people… (completed) — @jasmyluv
— just playing the part! (completed) — @ventismacchiato
— CONFLICTING ATTRACTIONS (ongoing) — @lovemari
— then teach me (discontinued) — @intothekuni
— not you again (ongoing) — @simonisferal
— WHY DIDN’T YOU STOP ME? (discontinued) — @lunarfied
— aperture [ ◉¯] ✧˖° (ongoing) — @ttalgi
— ☆.。.:* cruel summer (ongoing) — @casualheizouenjoyers
— fake it till we make it (completed) — @kazumist
—★彡Parfum d’étoile (ongoing) — @mixvyu
— back to december ! (ongoing) — @shanieveh
— 𝑺𝑨𝑪𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑴𝑬𝑳𝑶𝑫𝑰𝑬𝑺 (ongoing) — @mwahkazu
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offbrandkyoya · 10 days
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I ❤️ kageyama tobio
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offbrandkyoya · 10 days
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Kiyoko doesn’t make her appearance JUST yet but she’s still part of the main cast. also your name is never stated (on purpose) in the first couple of chps!!
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offbrandkyoya · 11 days
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wooooo!! the new smau is out! as u can see it’s our fav setter kageyama tobio from hq!!!!!!!!! originally aether was going to be the next smau I did but I got tired working on genshin so I chose someone else LOL dw that doesn’t mean im done writing genshin impact I just need a break haha :3 anyways I really hope you all enjoy How To Get A Lover 🤗
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offbrandkyoya · 11 days
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HOW TO GET A LOVER - kageyama tobio x reader
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summary: kageyama has a crush on you and tries to win your heart with the help of his friends
pairing: kageyama tobio x reader
genre/tags: smau, high school, love at first sight? miscommunication, hard pinning, comedy, volleyball talk
warning: swearing, kys jokes, nsfw jokes
taglist: open!
note: this doesn’t follow the hq timeline
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[1] freaky kageyama
[2] no name no game
[3] step 1: name
[4] cookie and milk
[5] milk chan irl
[6] date?
[7] abort mission
[8] like
[9] still step 1
[10] wait a minute
more to be added…
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STILL IN SHOCK. THE SMAU REALLY ENDED LIKE REALLY? IT ENDED IT’S OVER I CAN’T GET OVER THIS💔💔 I LOVE IT STILL SM😭 I EVEN HAD A DREAM ABOUT THIS💀 BUT IT WAS A CHAPTER WHERE SCARA WAS STUCK IN A TREE AND WAS SCREAMING FOR HELP??
OMGGG TYSM POOKIE!!🎀 but you DREAMING about it is crazy…like WHY WAS HE STUCK IN A TREE?? WHATS GOING ON..😭😭
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offbrandkyoya · 18 days
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Falling in love isn’t as easy as they make it to be. Movies, books, shows, they all have a happy ending for the couple. Sometimes the happy ending isn’t cliche and unrealistic. And yet, you believed that was all true because you fell in love quite easily.
You didn’t think you’d fall hard for Scaramouche but you did. And somehow your dumb self was attractive to him. Silly but you’re happy. You both are. Ei became the manager of 5WIRL for a while and they gain more popularity. Scaramouche didn’t like the idea of his mom being the manager but it was like a bonding moment for them.
After a while, 5WIRL disbanded. DCKZ continues to thrive though. You remember hearing the news about that from your boyfriend and you couldn’t understand why. Scaramouche told you that they were all tired and the fun is over. That it was time for the boys to move on. You respected their decision but still cried over it.
Though you’re happy because Scaramouche isn’t as busy. You’re also happy because the disbandment didn’t cause Scaramouche to lose his love for music. Now, he sings for fun and denies every record label that approaches him. You laugh at him a lot for that.
Spring is here. The perfect season to paint. You sat in your chair and let your brush guide you. Years have passed and you guys live in a house instead of an apartment. About time since you guys have been together for so long. You hum while painting by the window in your bedroom. The door opens but you don’t look up, concentrated on your picture. A pair of arms wrap around your stomach. “Yn, i bought food.” “Yay!” You kiss Scaramouche on the nose before looking back.
“So that got your attention?” “Of course. Sorry but i love food more than you.” You joke and he pouts. “Maybe you should marry the food instead?” “Maybe i should!” You put your brush down on the water cup and grab his hand. You observe his finger that wore the golden ring. “Sorry Scara, this doesn’t belong to you.” You say and slide the ring off him. Scaramouche rolls his eyes. “You’re so annoying.” “You love me!” You slide the ring back on.
“If you did lose the ring then I will marry someone else.” “Damn.” Scaramouche rubs your shoulder and sits down on the bed. “Now i want the wedding to happen right now.” “Patience my dear Scara.” You say in a low voice which makes him laugh. “Anyways, I’m singing at this coffee place. Wanna come?” You hop off your stool. “Duh! I’m excited now!”
Scaramouche stands up. “Okay then let’s go.” You freeze. “Right now?” “Yeah.” You hold your face in panic. “I-I’m a mess! I’m not ready! I need to take a shower and change outfits and-“ “You look perfect.” He says and kisses your forehead. “Come one.” He grabs your hand and the both of you exit the house.
Once arriving, Scaramouche immediately sets up while you sit down at the front. You decide you might as well order something so you buy a coffee and a muffin to go along with it. You munch on your snack and the door opens. You look at who it is and immediately smile wide. “Aether! Xiao!” You get up and walk towards them. “Hi Yn.” Aether says but when you finally get close to them, you squeal. “And hi to you Xia!” Aether holds a toddler with teal hair and golden eyes, looking at you curiously with a thumb in her mouth.
“Aw she’s so cute!” You say while bringing your finger to her. “She is.” Xiao comments. “The fact you guys have a kid without being married outstands me.” Heizou enters the room with Kazuha right behind him. “You guys actually came.” Xiao says and Heizou puffs up his chest. “Why of course! I’ll never abandon my friend!” “Shut up.” Xia looks up at Aether and the blonde shakes his head. “Papa doesn’t know either.”
“Sit with me!” You say and the boys follow you to your table. “Picked out your wedding outfit yet?” Heizou asks once he sits down. You frown, “Not yet but I’ll find one! Trust!” Xia claps her hands and you point at her. “See, she trusts me!” “She’s a baby.” Heizou states. “A very cute baby.” Xiao kisses his daughter’s cheek which makes her laugh.
You frown, “I want a baby now. Xia’s so cute.” “Didn’t you almost lose her last time?” Kazuha brings up and you blush. “Look! I didn’t lose her! We were just…playing hide and seek…and she was very good at it..” Heizou crosses his arms. “You’d make a horrible parent.” “I hate you.” Xiao pokes his baby’s cheek. “When YN throws the flowers, make sure to catch them, Aether.” The blonde blushes. “W-What? That’s so soon!” Heizou looks at the couple in confusion. “You guys LITERALLY have a baby?”
The door opens once more and Venti enters with Zhongli and Childe holding hands behind him. You notice Ei is with them as well. You turn around to your fiancé and he noticed his mother but went back to do what he was doing. You frown but turn back around. “Looks like we made it in time.” Zhongli says as the four stand right in front of the table. “Yeah, Scaras pretty slow.” You comment and you can feel glare piercing behind your head.
“I’m kind of excited.” Childe says as he swings his and Zhonglis arms. “But we’ve seen him do this before?” Zhongli tilts his head and Childe giggles. “Yeah but it’s still an exciting thing to witness.” He kisses his cheek and Heizou gags. “I can’t believe this! I’m surrounded by couples!” Kazuha laughs. “Maybe you’re the problem.” Heizou pouts then laughs also. “You want me so bad.” “Mm, in your dreams.” The two stare into each others eyes with pink cheeks then laugh again.
Ei walks over to her son who was checking to see if everything is in perfect condition. She clears her throat, “Scaramouche.” His shoulders jolt but he shakes off the scare and looks at her. “What?” She smiles “Good luck.” Scaramouche’s eyes widen a little. He sensed a bit of warmth coming off her that made his heart swell. Even so, he kept his moody expression. “Okay, thank you.” She walks to sit at another table with the three boys following after.
Scaramouche glances at you and you give him a thumbs up with a cute smile. He smiles too and grabs his guitar to start. He sits on the stool and taps the mic. Your stomach bubbles as you feel the excitement jitters take over you. Xia starts to get excited too and begins to clap her hands and make incoherent noises. Aether shushes her, bouncing his leg up and down.
“You’re all probably tired of me but I’m here to sing another song.” “That’s my best friend!” Childe shouts and everyone laughs. Scaramouche rolls his eyes then looks directly at you. “I’m about to get married soon.” He says, “My fiancé has always given me to courage to continue to sing. I want to sing for you my entire life. I love you, Yn.” You blush and fidget in your seat. “I love you too, Scaramouche.” The crowd gushes with Heizou calling you guys “cringe.” Scaramouche begins to play with everyone enjoying the show.
You watch him full of love. His voice is so soothing and the way he plays the instrument makes your stomach churn. Some people entered to shop just to listen to Scaramouche sing. It makes you happy that he has so many fans. You hear the door open and you look to see it’s Kaeya with his brother and Albedo and Thoma. Diluc looks at Kaeya and put a finger on his lips which Kaeya responded by rolling his eyes.
They go and find a table to sit but you wave at Thoma and Albedo before they go ahead. They wave back and follow the brothers. You look back at Scaramouche and listen to his singing. He’s such a dream. You’re so happy to have fallen in love with him.
After a while, he finished and everyone claps with you being the loudest. He walks to you and kisses you. You smile and once you pull apart, he whispers in your ear, “I love you.” He looks at you with a smirk. You laugh and stand up to hug him. “I love you too.”
“Sorry we came in late.” Kaeya says once he, Diluc, Albedo, and Thoma made their way to your guys table. “It’s fine”. Scaramouche tells them. “We weren’t super late though.” Thoma corrects but Diluc huffs, “Well maybe if SOMEONE had the time right we’d be here right on the dot.” Kaeya groans, “I said I’m sorry! I really thought it wasn’t till like 10 in the afternoon!”
Scaramouche chuckles, “You’re crazy if you think im going to play that late. Sleep in my best friend.” Albedo chuckles, “Well we’re here now and that’s what matters.” You place a hand on your hip. “Question, if I throw the bouquet, would you catch it?” Albedo blushes. “M-Me?” “Yeah.” “Well, I don’t know, I mean I’d try but I really wouldn’t want it…” He panics a little. “N-Not that I don’t want to marry Kaeya! I just feel like…um..”
You laugh, “It’s okay! I’m just asking. What about you Thoma?” The blonde thinks for a moment. “I think I have a chance. I’m pretty athletic.” Dilucs face turns as red as his hair. “W-What? You’re serious?” Thoma looks at him with confusion at first then blushes also. “W-Well, it’s hypothetical, of course! Besides, we just started going out, it’d be too soon.” “Not to soon to have a baby though!” Heizou butts in and Xiao kicks his leg from under the table.
All of you decided to stay at the coffee shop till the night despite Scaramouche wanting to go home. You managed to convince him though. One by one they left. First were Xiao and Aether since it was Xias bedtime. You attempted to take her home with you but Aether slapped the back of your head. Venti left because he wanted to sleep and Scaramouche never felt so jealous in his entire life. Heizou and Kazuha left early too to your surprise. Turns out they were going to watch a movie and that it was a date night.
You wished them luck and you felt happy knowing those two are getting even closer. Scaramouche noticed his mother grow tired as her head would bop up and down. He told her she can go home but Ei didn’t want to since she wanted to be with him. After more pushing, Ei was going to leave. Though Scaramouche stopped her to say, “Thanks for coming.” You’ve never seen Ei smile so much before. She left and you kissed Scaramouche’s cheek as a reward.
“I have to go home. Klees waiting for me.” Albedo says, looking at his phone. “She’s grown. She’ll be fine!” Kaeya rests his chin on top of his boyfriend’s head. “You’re going to turn out to be a horrible dad in the future.” Diluc states and Kaeya glares at him. “I have to get going too.” Thoma speaks up. “I have to work tomorrow.” He pouts and you frown with him. “That sucks. I wish you luck, Thoma.” “Thanks Yn.” You both hug. “It was nice seeing you!” You let go. “It’s going to be busy thanks to the wedding.”
“Congratulations again.” Diluc smiles and you smile too. “Thank you!” Diluc flicks Kaeya’s forehead. “Let’s go.” “What?! Me too?!” “Yes, now come on.” Kaeya groans. “Ugh, fine!” You bid them all farewell. “Tell Klee I said hi!” You tell Albedo after you guys hug. He laughs, “I will.” The four of them leave and alls that’s left is you, Scaramouche, Zhongli, and Childe.
Childe rushes to Scaramouche and pulls him in a grip tight hug. “I’m so proud of you! Look at you singing in front of crowds and now you’re getting married soon! Next thing you know it, you’re having ten kids!” Scaramouche’s face turns red as he tries pushing Childe off him. “We’re not having ten kids!” “Yet.” Childe responds and lets go of the smaller.
“Can I be the godfather?” “No.” Zhongli laughs. “We should leave you both alone now. Come dear.” Childe blushes and holds his hand. “Okay okay. I really am happy for you though, Scaramouche.” Your fiancé smiles and laughs. “I should be thanking you.” “Why?” “For being my best friend.” The ginger blinks and his eyes water. “Oh my god you DO care about me!” “Go home.” You and Zhongli laugh then Zhongli and Childe finally left.
You wrap an arm around Scaramouche’s. “Let’s go for a walk.” “What about my stuff?” You shrug, “We’ll come back.” He raises a brow. “Alright.” You exit and you both walk down the sidewalk, admiring the night sky. You rest your head on his shoulder. “I’m happy.” “Me too.” He kisses your head. He looks up at the sky. “The moon’s beautiful tonight.” “It is.”
You look at each other. “I love you.” You both say at the same time, causing you guys to laugh. “All that singing made me hungry.” He says. “Same here. What do you want to eat?” “Maybe a sandwich.” You tilt your head. “Just a sandwich.” Scaramouche nods. “Yeah. What else do I need?” You giggle. “Okay. Where do you-“ “No.” Scaramouche stops walking and so do you. He looks directly in your eyes. “I want you to make it.” You blink then giggle again. “Alright. I’ll make you a sandwich.” Scaramouche smiles and you continue walking together under the night sky.
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offbrandkyoya · 23 days
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HII POOKIEE HRU??🫶🏻
I’m good!!!! Stuck with school work but it’s almost the weekend so im gonna be FREE 😼
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,,POOKIE I GOT ANPTHER REPORT😭
WTH…praying 4 you pookie #FREEKWKOMI 😭🙏
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offbrandkyoya · 1 month
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i'm in love with you❤
one, you write for SCARAMOUCHE and i'm a total simp for him
two, bsd, I see it.
three, I love your writing sooooo much
LMAOOOO thank you!! :3
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