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I Shall Extract Your Soul Using My Reiki Powers
I am a crazy person, emerged from the lab of a mad scientist who bred me with powers to steal the souls of those around me using freaky deaky Reiki powers. No one can defeat them.
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Met a Striking Man on the Bus
He was an alpha super beta prostate hairy covered ape like man with balls to make any woman wet in the panties. I just hope that one day I will be blessed to rub my face against his hairy balls again.
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I Have Been Freed From the Psych Hospital at Last
A Higher Power sent me to the psych ward to use my powers help the other patients there. While away, my puppets did upkeep on my apartment. Now, the Higher Power has determined it is time for me and my powers to serve the world outside the confines of the hospital.
#yungblud#missouri#st. louis#ottawa#toronto#seattle#puppet#psych ward#new york#canada#united states#god#higher power#apartment#feminism#pronouns#mental illness#joe biden#donald trump#freedom convoy#freedumb convoy#vaccine#covid#kanye west#cnn#foxnews#cancel culture#geese#bird watching#ctv
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Watching Hudson and Rex with the puppet, who came back to me last week.
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Weird story on the news; think it may have been about the puppet.
Apparently there was an incident at a McDonalds where some weird speeding animal flew in and stole a piping hot burger off the grill and then sped out. No one could glimpse what it was.
A ring-billed gull may do this, but it would be easily recognizable and they don't speed.
Nope, I'm pretty sure that was my creation.
Wondering whether to go to said McDonalds to try and find him, but he's probably long gone by now.
#puppet#possessed#seagull#ring-billed gull#mcdonalds#burgers#news#the news#11 o'clock news#november#arts and crafts#crafts#science#supernatural#powers#insanity#hole breeding
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I Made a Mistake on the Puppet
So good and bad news. The puppet is complete, soul and all, but I made a few mistakes, and he’s sort of rogue and has just terrorized my living room and eaten like five of my cockroaches. I’m not entirely sure how that works since I didn’t design him with a digestive system, and I’m worried I’m going to find the roaches regurgitated on my floor somewhere.
Anyway, as I was dealing with this chaos, I stepped onto my balcony for to get some air, and the puppet escaped. I’m hoping the cold slows him down, but he’s not technically alive so I’m not really sure.
#puppet#soul#escapee#escaped#sewing#crafts#cockroaches#roaches#balcony#chaos#digestion#insects#eating bugs
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Yungblud is a gift bestowed upon this Earth by the most powerful of all deities that oversee the Earth
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Comforting 1-pot meals 🍂
One pot red lentil chili
One pot butternut squash quinoa chili
One pot everyday lentil soup
One pot chickpea tomato peanut stew (West African-Inspired)
One pot curried chickpea soup
One pot minestrone soup (GF)
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Curious Thought
I wonder if I could use the powers bestowed upon me by the mad scientist who bred me to summon Yungblud to perform in my city as Richard III in a musical rendition of the play Richard III.
I have thought this through many times, and this would the performance of the millennium. I am surprised that it has not occurred to the uppity important folk at Broadway and the Tony Awards to cast Yungblud as Richard III in a musical rendition of Richard III, and for that I am extremely disappointed.
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I Am a Vegan
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My Newest Puppet Is Almost Ready
I just need to use my Reiki powers to do a few tweaks to get his soul up and running and he should be functionally human within a few days.
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